Chapter 47
Ouch, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts...!
What are you doing? What's wrong with you? After Boss Lu was attacked, he quickly reacted and quickly covered his ears with his hands.
This sudden plot left Monk Chu Yunfeng Zhang Er scratching his head. We were having a good conversation, but why did his style of painting suddenly change?
Boss Lu's hands failed to free his ears, but instead he felt a heartbreaking pain from his ears.
Ah~! After this, Boss Lu felt like his ears flipped at least 180 degrees like a roller coaster.
"Whether it's over or not, Xiao Chu is still watching, you, you..."
Boss Lu felt very shameless. What happened to his mother-in-law? Well, I didn’t offend her.
"What are you doing? Come back to the store with me." Boss Lu's wife said something, grabbing Boss Lu's ear and trying to leave.
"What are you talking about? Eat the copycat first and then leave! I've already agreed with Brother Chu!" Boss Lu still doesn't know the reason for the sudden change in his painting style, and continues to get closer and closer to the road of seeking death.
Upon hearing this, Chu Yunfeng kindly continued to help Boss Lu "throw the flying knife", "Yes, let's eat before leaving. Didn't Boss Lu say that he would have something to do in the afternoon?"
It's okay not to say this, but when he said this, Boss Lu became more energetic and said quickly: "Let go, let go quickly, if you don't eat your hands today and leave, I won't be done with you."
Little did he know that this move pushed Boss Lu himself into the abyss of suicide, and even Chu Yunfeng was shocked.
A roar suddenly broke out, and Boss Lu's wife began to roar: "It's not over, who are you not done with? Why don't you tell me again?"
Boss Lu's wife was seen with her left hand on her waist, her whole body was full of momentum, her fat body was shaking, and a domineering aura that controlled the world was born.
Then he grabbed Boss Lu's ear with his right hand and successfully turned it 180 degrees again.
Chu Yunfeng, who was standing aside, watched helplessly as the color of the ears changed from red to purple in an instant, and he began to feel deeply fearful.
Chu Yunfeng was so frightened that he quickly took a step back, fearing that the life-threatening soul-chasing choker would hit him.
At the same time, Boss Lu let out a burst of heart-rending screams. The scene and the screams made the listener sad and the listener in tears.
After seeing this scene, Chu Yunfeng didn't even dare to express his anger, let alone talk to Boss Lu again. He kept his mouth tightly shut, for fear that he would suffer the same fate as Boss Lu.
"Let's go back with me. I've rebelled against you. Let's see how I deal with you."
Boss Lu's wife made full use of her round figure, grabbed Boss Lu's ear with her right hand, and dragged him towards the door of the store.
Boss Lu's thin body was dragged outwards like a chicken.
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, be gentle, be gentle..." Boss Lu's voice gradually disappeared in the store.
Chu Yunfeng stared blankly at this scene and didn't come back to his senses for several minutes.
After a long time, Chu Yunfeng sighed with emotion: "Oh my god..."
"It's so scary..."
Is this the legendary lion's roar in Hedong? I have never seen it in the legend, but I have definitely experienced it in reality.
This caused Chu Yunfeng a great psychological shadow, and he vowed that he would never find a wife with such a hot temper in the future.
I don’t know how Boss Lu can bear it. He has been able to endure it for so many years. It seems to be true love.
I thought I would be able to welcome two new guests soon, but who knew that at this juncture, I would be strangled in the cradle.
It doesn’t matter that we didn’t have any more customers. We even received a free fright. Fortunately, we didn’t get sick from the fright. Otherwise, what would happen to the medical expenses? Do you dare to ask Boss Lu’s wife for it?
I don’t know if others have the courage, but Chu Yunfeng wouldn’t dare anyway. The power of the Hedong Lion’s Roar was something he could see with his own eyes.
The lottery shop is next door to Yipin. Boss Lu was dragged to the door forcefully. He held his wife's right hand tightly with both hands but could not weaken the pressure on his ears.
"Okay, let it go, let it go." Boss Lu couldn't bear it anymore. Why didn't he let it go when it was already at his door?
"Put it on, let it go, let it go, let's put it on you, aren't you very awesome? You dare to talk back? It's because I usually give you face, isn't it?"
Boss Lu's wife didn't seem to intend to let him go just like that, and was still trying to tease him fiercely.
"What's going on? How did I offend you? I had a good chat with Brother Chu. Why are you so crazy?"
Boss Lu has no idea what the problem is. He has to die to find out, right?
"Chat, I let you chat, I let you chat?!"
When the tigress heard this, she became even more angry. She once again staged the soul-hunting stranglehold and directly attacked Boss Lu's waist.
"Oh, I was wrong, I was wrong. If you have something to say, why are you doing anything?"
Really unable to bear it anymore, Boss Lu's desire to survive strongly defeated his self-esteem, and he quickly begged for mercy.
"Now that I know how to beg for mercy, why did I go there earlier? Why did I go there earlier?"
It seemed that he was still upset, so he pinched her twice more.
Why did you go so early? Boss Lu is also thinking about this question.
Begging for mercy still saved Boss Lu's life, and the hand on his ear was finally released.
Boss Lu looked around. It seemed that no one on the street was paying attention to this place, and he felt a little more comfortable.
I quickly took out the key and opened the rolling shutter door, but the doubts in my heart were still not eliminated.
"Tell me what's going on quickly. Brother Chu is still waiting for me to eat his hands."
Boss Lu seems to still be obsessed with copying hands. Who made him have such a happy chat with Brother Chu just now, and he also expressed a strong interest in it.
He was raising the rolling shutter door at this moment, and he didn't notice at all that there was a strong murderous aura behind him.
Two life-threatening soul-chasing strangleholds struck at the same time, accurately hitting two ears respectively. As the angles reversed, inhumane screams suddenly resounded through the sky.
One ear that was originally safe immediately turned purple, and the previously purple ear immediately turned dark purple...
"I let you eat, I let you eat..."
Boss Lu's begging for mercy had already dissipated a lot of his anger, but who knows which pot was not opened and which pot was picked up, but the volcano was detonated again, the lava erupted instantly, and the divine light came down from the sky to give Boss Lu a shining baptism.
Hmm~! You can tell the temperature of the magma from the color of your ears, so you should definitely keep strangers away.
"What's wrong with you? You used to say that I wouldn't take you with you, but today I took you with you and you still act like this." Boss Lu felt so aggrieved in his heart that I had offended someone.
"You have become more capable. You take me to eat the 99-per-bowl dish. Is that intentional?"
As if to balance the color of both ears, the lighter side was improved again, but this time Boss Lu didn't scream.
"What? 99 a bowl? Are you sure?"
As if he had discovered something extraordinary, Boss Lu's voice suddenly became louder.
"It's clearly written on the sign. Do you think I'm blind?"
Seeing that Boss Lu didn't believe it, the woman put her hands on her hips and said in a very definite tone.
Thinking that I only buy the cheapest one that costs 5 yuan a pack every day when I smoke, my wife often tells me about this hobby. If it really costs 99 a bowl, how can I dare to eat it?
Chapter completed!