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1837 Wonderful Control

Xiangnan clicked to apply for joining the group and passed quickly. However, as soon as she entered, she saw not the flowers and welcome, but the words were said:

"Another cat comes."

"Fuck, whoever pulled it in, it was obvious that he was weak."

"Can you pull a few more durable ones in and abuse them?"

"Sing, sing quickly!" someone @Xiangnan said.

Xiangnan asked curiously: "What song is singing?"

"You're blind, haven't you seen the rules of the group?"

Someone immediately cursed, Xiangnan remembered it. She glanced at the group rules before, and it seemed that there was a group that had to sing for thirty seconds or introduce herself sixty seconds. Xiangnan was in a dilemma:

"Sing? But I'm in the office..."

"Is the office awesome? Can't sing in the office?"

"That's right, I happened to be on the news broadcast last time and I sang it on the spot."

"Yes, the central leadership is meeting me, and I sang it immediately, and the leaders are stunned."

"Get out, I said it was a weak chicken. This is not the place you came from, you went to the wrong place."

"Go to you!" Xiangnan cursed in his heart and thought angrily, if you told me to get out, I wouldn't go out, isn't it just singing? I'm afraid of you singing?

Xiangnan sang a few words to his phone: "I don't know if you like balloons too, / the kind that you often post on the roadside / I made an appointment with you / Raising a clingy kitten / and a big, gentle dog..."

"Aiya, it's not bad. You can also sing Zhang Xuan's "Children's Song", and the sound is OK."

Someone in the group immediately said that Xiang Nan was shocked. Zhang Xuan was not a popular singer. Unexpectedly, there were still people here who knew it. It seemed that the people in this group were not quite the same.

"Go out and don't you understand the singing?" someone called.

Xiangnan argued, "I've already sang."

"You are blind, you sing for thirty seconds, how many seconds did you sing?" The one who kept calling her out was called "Stiller's Dad", and "Stiller's Dad" asked her.

Xiangnan looked at the recording he had just recorded, and only twenty-eight seconds later, Xiangnan said:

"It's not just two seconds away..."

"The father of the stapler" popped up with a roaring expression: "It's not enough to be a second!!! I'll give you another chance to sing again, it won't be enough to kick it."

"I'm just singing it over and kicking it directly, and it's a sissy sound." A person named "Little Fairy" said.

Xiangnan couldn't laugh and cry: "I was originally a woman."

"The woman is amazing? I am also a woman, how about a woman?" asked the little fairy.

Isn't this a mess? Before Xiangnan could get angry, "the father of the stapler" said: "The countdown begins, thirty, twenty-nine... I didn't sing for thirty seconds, so I kicked it."

"Okay, I sing, sing right away."

Xiang Nan had no choice but to sing:

"There is a high moon in the middle of the town / there are good families in the village / the ancient hills are singing / the food is fragrant / the distant childhood, my parents are paradise / the slopes are long three miles away / the black hair is an eternal hometown / the story is told slowly / I think slowly~ I think slowly~ I think slowly~ I think slowly~ I think slowly~ I think slowly~ I think slowly~ I think slowly~ I think slowly~ I think slowly~ I shake, shake to Grandma's Bridge..."

After singing for fifty-two seconds, the "stapler's father" said, "It's OK, I'll pass here, I'll leave it to you."

"Little Fairy" came up immediately: "Are you a beauty? You are all perverts here. Will you be open to your heart? If you are not a beauty, please get out of your way. If you are too squeaked, please get out of your way. Are you tall and fair in your skin? Don't you please get out of here too. Do you have a convertible? If you don't have a convertible, you won't stay here for a long time. No one is welcome here."

Xiangnan said: "It's average, it's average in appearance, it's average in height, and I have a convertible, but it's just two wheels and chains. How about it than yours?"

"Compared with me? Humph, I don't even look down on convertibles. Only you ugly monsters think convertibles are amazing. I always drive aircraft carriers when I go out." "Little Fairy" said.

"Is it produced in Yiwu? Is the deck made of triple board? The generator burns soybean oil?" Xiangnan asked.

"Class, Class, Class, Class, Class, Class," "I" laughed loudly, and they were all typos.

In an instant, the group became lively and looked south and looked at it.

"Xiaopang" said: "A smart person must have a big buck teeth. The yellow dirt on his teeth is three feet thick. Can a jeep be driven between his teeth?"

"Little Fairy" said: "I'm showing off my wealth with me. I'll just breathe in one breath, it's enough for your whole family to spend a winter."

"The director" said: "Have you passed that song? It was like an epilepsy attack."

"Curly" said: "More than just, I have vomited all the breakfast left."

"Little Guaiguai" said: "Damn it, don't vomit me here, I've been disgusted by this ugly monster."

So many people came to Xiangnan, but Xiangnan laughed, and she cursed:

"Have you done a lot of fun? Do you think you're so special? Don't be cheap, in my opinion, it's all pediatrics."

"Little Fairy" said, "Then you get out."

"I'm not right, seeing how interesting your performances are, I don't want to watch the free and lively fun? I can't bear to leave." Xiangnan smiled.

"Just like this, I still think I am an interesting soul and a weird person? Come up and tie it up and come together. I am not afraid of anyone. Do you have any curses? Come out, come, hurt each other, who is afraid of whom!" Xiangnan continued.

"Three 5" laughed: "Are you anxious? Or crazy? The exclamation marks are all out."

Xiangnan snorted: "With you guys? You are too arrogant and you are not worthy at all. Okay, I'm hungry, I'm going to have a meal. You keep barking, and I'll bring you dog food in the future."

Xiang Nan was actually a little angry. Unexpectedly, he met such a group of people as soon as he entered. What kind of people are they? I thought that unreasonable and insulting are weird. Insulting is such a low-level function of people. Who can’t? What a weird thing?

Xiangnan stood up, didn't even take his cell phone, and went out to have a meal.

After dinner, she returned to the office and sat down at the desk. Xiangnan thought she had been kicked out by the group. She turned on her phone and saw that there was no. Just as she was going out for dinner, there were more than 500 messages in the group, which was amazing.

Xiangnan turned forward curiously, and she found that everyone was talking normally, even the "little fairy". They were discussing the American drama "Breaking Bad" and "True Detective". They also discussed whether homosexuality needs to be legalized, and there was also a chemical formula that said that this is the composition of methamphetamine, and Xiangnan did not understand it.

However, judging from the content they discussed, it is normal, and there are many insightful statements.

Xiangnan saw a man named "Cat" appear. He didn't say much, but just asked which season of "Breaking Bad" is the best? Someone told her that she should start watching it from the first season. She said "Oh" and said I'll go watch it in the afternoon.

Then there was no movement, but Xiangnan knew that when she came in front, someone said what it meant to "Another cat came" and it turned out that there was already a cat here.

At this moment, a newcomer came in, and a large number of people came out to let her sing. After a while, the newcomer sang still. The next one was just like Xiangnan experienced, and countless people were ridiculed. The newcomer was so angry that he cursed, "Go ahead!" that he left the group. The people in the group were so happy that they were laughing.

Only then did Xiangnan realize that this was their way of hospitality. They enjoyed it and reminded others, "This is not a group that everyone can join." This is what it means, it's quite boring, Xiangnan feels.

The director asked in the group: "Where is that old cat? Haven't come back for dinner yet?"

"It probably doesn't work, she is still stronger, I like it." said the "Little Fairy".

"I like it too, don't compete with me." A man named "Si Si" said, "I like the songs she sang, and the voice is also very good."

Xiangnan looked at it and then realized that they were talking about themselves. They had separated themselves from the other cat and called her "old cat". It seemed that they had accepted her and she had passed the assessment.

Xiangnan didn't want to say anything, pretending that she didn't see it. She turned Momo off and left them aside before talking. Close her eyes and she wanted to take a nap first.

In the afternoon, Xu Jianmei came to Xiangnan to report on the work of Yongcheng Central Hotel.

After the report, Xu Jianmei and Xiangnan said that the bar in their hotel's sky garden felt too small and should be expanded. During this year's World Cup and Drama Festival, they couldn't squeeze in there. They moved the projection outside to the open air, thinking it was temporary. As a result, even the Drama Festival passed, and there were still many guests.

The bar is glass. If it is expanded, part of the surrounding garden must be removed. Xiangnan called Zhang Chen. Zhang Chen said he would come here next week to see how to change it.

After talking with Xu Jianmei, it was almost four o'clock. Xiangnan remembered the incident of the "Weird Control" group. She picked up her mobile phone, opened Momo, and saw more than 900 new messages. It seemed that the people in this group were all chatterboxes.

The chatterbox is so good. Xiangnan felt a little happy. The chatterbox can provide her with more topics and materials.

Xiangnan clicked on the other box and found that the group leader "Zhe" was @ her and asked her: "Will you come to the group party the weekend after tomorrow, old cat?"

Say OK to Nan.

"Time and place, you can read the group announcement later." "Zhe" said.

Xiangnan or agree.

"By the way, let me tell you that our group gathering is different from other groups." "Zhe" continued.

"What's the difference?" Xiangnan asked.

"We are equal to men and women, and there is no such thing as a man or a woman, and the cost is equal, which should be less than 200."

I said yes to Nan, there is no problem.

"Xiaopang, Xiaopang, Xiaopang ran away last time, and there was no punishment yet." "Director" shouted.

"Zhe" immediately @ Xiaopang, Xiaopang came out and said, "Okay, okay, I accept the punishment, I will treat you this time."

"Zhe" @ Xiangnan again and said to her: "Old Mao, I saw that it didn't, agreed to attend. If he didn't come, he would be punished. Next time he would treat him."
Chapter completed!
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