2005 Ginger is still old and spicy
At 10 o'clock the next morning, Liu Ligan and Zhang Chen went to a teahouse near Pipa Mountain Park. They made an appointment with Aunt Hu to meet here.
After they sat for a while, Aunt Hu came. Zhang Chen and Liu Ligan were shocked. Aunt Hu was in his sixties, but she was burning with an explosive head. Her eyebrows were thick and thick. Her lipstick was so red that it seemed as if she almost stuck two lips together. She also applied two pieces of rouge on her face, as if she had not taken off her makeup, rather than just putting on makeup.
This image is too vulgar, but it may be right in line with the taste of those old men who have boring life. She thinks she is just a ball of fire and can burn it even when she looks.
Zhang Chen felt that fortunately Liu Yun did not come. If she saw her father, she had such an aesthetic taste, she might even feel like she was dying.
Liu Ligan quietly said to Zhang Chen: "If I fight for such an old woman when I am old, I will commit suicide."
"Don't worry, Tan Shuzhen must have died behind you, you have no chance." Zhang Chen said.
Zhang Chen asked Aunt Hu to sit down. As soon as Aunt Hu sat down, she started to scold Teacher Liu in Chongqing dialect before they could speak. She spoke quickly, and Zhang Chen could only understand six or seven points. Liu Ligan didn't understand at all, but she didn't need to understand. Her expression and tone were already revealed. What came out of the red flaming lips was not a lotus.
Zhang Chen sat there listening, but felt a little fever on his face and his heart was trembling. Aunt Hu said nothing, even what Teacher Liu did on the bed and what slutty words she said to her were careless. No wonder the two old men who liked her couldn't stand it and went to fight with Teacher Liu.
Zhang Chen and Liu Ligan sat opposite each other, unable to even speak, so they could nod their heads from time to time. Aunt Hu cursed and rolled her eyes at them from time to time, as if they were both able to transmit telegrams and could transmit her disdain and anger to Teacher Liu in real time.
Zhang Chen and Liu Ligan had only one thought in their minds, that is, fortunately, Teacher Liu still insisted and did not agree to marry her.
Aunt Hu talked endlessly for more than half an hour, then suddenly stopped and asked them:
"What are you going to do to me?"
Liu Ligan then had time to introduce to Aunt Hu, or was it said that Zhang Chen was Teacher Liu's son-in-law? They rushed over from Hangzhou to deal with this matter because Teacher Liu and the two old men had a fight yesterday.
"More than two, there are many people who will fight for me." Aunt Hu said proudly.
Liu Ligan said yes, "Aunt Hu has such a good temperament. In ancient times, Xi Shi and Yang Guifei were the ones. What is men fighting for you? It is normal for them to fight for you."
Aunt Hu was so happy that she slapped her hand intimately, almost slapped Liu Ligan on the face. Liu Ligan quickly shrank back.
Zhang Chen asked suddenly: "Aunt Hu, my father has done bridges twice in his heart. Do you know?"
Aunt Hu was stunned and asked, "Has he done a bridge-making process? He kept saying that he was in good health and had no problems."
"Aunt Hu, it's your fault. When you meet a peerless beauty like you, who will not lie to please you?" Liu Ligan said.
Zhang Chen frowned: "The doctor has warned him many times not to have vigorous activities. We are not even at ease with him dancing. We always want him to go to Shanghai and not stay in Chongqing alone, but he just doesn't want to do so and refuses to go no matter what he says. Alas, we have to hire a nanny for him to take care of him."
"Yes, he told me that his daughter wanted him to go to Shanghai, but he refused to go, and he also said that the nanny he hired for him was also fired by him." Aunt Hu said.
"That's because you want to go to their house, and there are outsiders who are inconvenient." Liu Ligan said, and Aunt Hu nodded.
Zhang Chen also nodded: "I understand now. It turns out that it's strange why the good nanny has to quit and he doesn't want him to pay the nanny's salary."
"Teacher Liu is going to live a two-person world with Aunt Hu," said Liu Ligan.
Zhang Chen looked at Aunt Hu and said seriously:
"Aunt Hu, I think you are a pretty good person. Do you really want to marry my dad? If you really want to, we will do his job. Look, if you get married and my dad is taking care of you, we will be relieved. You don't even have to hire a nanny. Aunt Hu, are you willing?"
Aunt Hu hesitated, and Liu Ligan said:
"I can't listen anymore. Zhang Chen, you can't be so selfish. I'm going to say something to my aunt. Your old man has built a bridge twice, and you still encouraged them to get married? What do you mean? Are you looking for a free nurse? Aren't you afraid that one day he will die next to my aunt when he is in bed?"
Aunt Hu quickly waved her hand and said, "No, I was deceived by him before. If I knew he had crossed the bridge twice, I wouldn't dare to go to his house to find him."
"Yes, that's not right. He will die on you, auntie. He is lucky. If he dies under the pomegranate skirt, he will be romantic even if he is a ghost. Auntie, you will be in trouble."
Liu Ligan was fanning the flames by the side. When Aunt Hu heard this, she really had this possibility, and she really saw the big-headed ghost.
Zhang Chen sighed and said:
"Auntie, since you don't want to, we are disappointed and there is no way. Then, no matter what, you can have a good time. I hope you don't tell others about my father crossing the bridge, and I know that he must be bragging everywhere. I won't tell you only that he is in good health."
Aunt Hu nodded: "He said we danced together."
"I'm worried that if others know, they will discriminate against him and ignore him. Once he is stimulated, he will be... Do you understand, aunt?" Zhang Chen asked.
Aunt Hu said that she understood and understood.
"We will also let him dance as little as possible, at least not have such intense activities."
Zhang Chen said, and he knew in his heart that it would not be over tonight that all the old ladies who danced with Teacher Liu would know that Teacher Liu was deceived by everyone. In fact, he had crossed his heart twice. No one dared to dance with him again, and no old ladies dared to go with him. They blocked Teacher Liu's love path.
"Aunt Hu, and you should stop inciting other old men and quarrel with him. Even if they want to go, auntie, you should use your charm to persuade them? You also know that if something happens, the police will pursue it and it turns out that the source is you, and you can't explain it clearly." Liu Ligan said.
Aunt Hu said I understand, I understand this.
"But what about compensation for my youth loss?" Aunt Hu asked the two.
Liu Ligan and Zhang Chen were both stunned, and Zhang Chen asked: "What kind of compensation for youth loss?"
Aunt Hu looked a little embarrassed, she said:
"I've been to bed with him several times. He told me that if we are together, if he is gone in the future, he will give me the house in Jiefangbei."
Oh my God, I didn't expect that Teacher Liu is really a big liar Liu. He was really useless to trick women into going to bed. Zhang Chen and Liu Ligan were so amused and crying. Liu Ligan quickly said:
"Auntie, auntie, I said before, where can I believe what this man says? What a man says on the bed is even more unbelievable. Did Teacher Liu say this to you in the bed?"
Aunt Hu's face turned a little red and she didn't say anything. After a while, she said:
"I can't suffer this anyway."
Liu Ligan thought for a moment, pointed at Zhang Chen and said to Aunt Hu:
"Auntie, this way, you see that everything has passed. It's not interesting to say that those things are now. You can't say that he has slept with you. In order to compensate you, you will go to sleep with him. Isn't that right? If that's the case, auntie will suffer. In this way, I will make the decision and ask him to buy you some nutritional supplements for 5,000 yuan. How about you replenish your body?"
"Six thousand." Aunt Hu said.
Zhang Chen said it was only 6,000 yuan, and he didn’t bring any cash. I’ll go out to find an atm machine to get it for you.
Aunt Hu picked up her cell phone and said to Zhang Chen: "I can do it on WeChat."
Zhang Chen added Aunt Hu’s WeChat and transferred 6,000 yuan to her. Aunt Hu accepted it and didn’t even drink tea. She stood up and told them to leave. Finally, she turned around and showed them a show. She said goodbye in a loud voice.
After Aunt Hu left, Zhang Chen and Liu Ligan sat there. The more they thought about it, the more they felt that this matter seemed a bit strange.
"No, no, this animal is too ferocious. I'll ask Teacher Liu later." Liu Ligan said.
The two of them returned to the hotel and immediately went upstairs to Teacher Liu's room. Liu Ligan asked Teacher Liu, "Aunt Hu, do you often give her money?"
"Yes, she said she wanted to buy clothes, she said she wanted to buy cosmetics, and she said she wanted to buy birthday gifts for her grandson's birthday."
Teacher Liu said this and smiled sly at them:
"However, I am very stingy. I will give her one or two hundred at a time. If she thinks it's too little, I will give her another one or two hundred. It won't exceed three hundred at a time. I tell you that if you don't give money to women at once, you must give it in batches to satisfy them. You can't be too happy."
Zhang Chen and Liu Ligan looked at each other and sighed in their hearts: Teacher Liu, she took 6,000 yuan at one time today.
Both of them were confused. I wonder who was the liar of Teacher Liu and Aunt Hu. They even began to doubt that they thought they were smart and sang in front of Aunt Hu. Will the other party have already understood it and they are waiting for the plot to develop to the last step.
"Hey, have you given her money?" Teacher Liu asked, "If I want to break up with her, she must ask for my youth loss of 3,000 yuan. I refused and told her that my youth was also lost. Then she said bad things everywhere, saying that I was a big liar, and saying that I had deceived her feelings."
Zhang Chen and Liu Ligan looked at each other, and both of them burst into laughter.
Chapter completed!