Principal Lu was put on the agenda by Zhan Lu before the opening ceremony began, and he himself encountered some trouble.

The opening ceremony is scheduled in the morning, before this is a meeting of all faculty and staff.

Under the initial Xinghai College, there are three professional colleges, namely mecha mechanical design, mecha operation and information science. The textbooks are written by the principal himself... made up by Katung.

According to President Lu's great idea, the future Xinghai Academy should be the ultimate palace of human wisdom, equipped with the most cutting-edge laboratories, synesthesia libraries, and its own publishing house is the most authoritative in the universe. The research institutes are full of eight galaxies, bringing together the elites of all mankind, which are comparable to the civil and military affairs of the Ulan Academy on the distant Votto Star, and echoes each other. Countless names that shine in human history will mark the Xinghai Academy.

Lu Bixing has no body, but he dares to think.

After taking a short walk to a thousand miles, Principal Lu firmly believed that the current three small breakthrough majors of the balloon are the first small steps in his great career.

However, in the beautiful morning light when school starts soon, the three "small steps" deans were sad together, showing the principal a cold reality.

The dean of the Mecha Operations Department is a bad temper. Before the principal finished his beautiful prospects for the new semester, he snatched up: "Principal Lu, I can't continue to teach. The failure rate of our college in the last semester was 90%. This is the result of the scores of all subjects in the final exam multiplied by ten. What do you think of doing!"

The director of Mecha Mechanical Design made a break with expressionless face: "The failure rate of our college is 100%.

After hearing the horrifying number, Lu Bixing said tolerantly: "The design major has high requirements for basic knowledge, it doesn't matter. At worst, we can extend the school system. You see, don't be too strict in the first year, just give them a few points and let them pass the exam."

"I can't raise it," the design director looked sad and heartbroken. "If calculated according to the percentage system, then only one student in our school will be divided into two digits on average."

Lu must-win: "…"

"I won't say anything about it anymore. There is no data," the president of Information Science is an old man with a clear and grey haired face and a slow talk. "Principal, I don't know how your admissions advertisement is made. Many students who apply for this major think we teach how to find out the news. I explained to them that our college is not a spy department, nor is it called a spy department. As a result, forty-nine reports came and fifty were dropped out. In other words, I only have freshmen now, and there are no second graders."

Lu Bixing read the old dean's words from the beginning: "...What's going on when there are more people dropping out of school than reporting?"

The old dean said: "A student reported that the procedures were halfway through, and found that there were a group of gangsters in the school who were his enemies. They were afraid of being beaten, so they jumped to the exit procedure."

The teachers in the school are the pedans who traveled through the eighth galaxy and dug out from corners. In the eighth galaxy, they are all endangered species.

When all the scholars came, they thought they would win the world's talents and teach them, and from then on the road to pursue knowledge and truth. Who knew that after they came, they would do the work of a zoo administrator, which was really a disgrace to him.

The three deans sat together and accused the principal of this big fool with six eyes.

Lu Bixing’s Ba Fengshen: “This should be a problem of unreasonable textbooks and course syllabus. Before, I took a few students in private. I officially started the school in the first year and had no experience. Next time I encounter this situation, everyone can bring up the teaching meeting in time and we can correct it at any time.”

"Principal Lu," said the director of mecha operations, "Do you know how much a junior degree certificate cost?"

The eighth Galaxy education system is different from other places. It is relatively simple. It is divided into two levels: "primary" and "higher". Elementary is basic teaching. It is okay to study in public schools step by step for fifteen years. You can learn by yourself and then go to a designated location for the government to take a certificate. After obtaining a certificate for the primary education, you can participate in vocational training, choose to find a job, or choose to continue your studies and further your studies, and enter the higher education stage.

Of course, higher education cannot be chosen just by wanting to choose. In the entire eighth galaxy, there are residents on 18 planets, and there are only eleven higher education institutions, six of which have gone bankrupt, leaving only two or three bare campus sites and security guards to prevent homeless people and criminals from treating schools as dens.

Most people may not know what the university looks like.

There is no use to study in school - this is common sense in the Eighth Galaxy.

Under such circumstances, in the first year of Xinghai College, more than 100 students signed up, and in the second year, they received more than 300 application materials, and even had "acceptance rate". This is really a miracle of the Eighth Galaxy. The birth of the miracle was not because President Lu was particularly handsome, but because according to legend, the backstage of Xinghai College was the fourth brother.

After all, this is an era when colleges want to embrace gangsters.

"The fake certificate for 30 yuan is guaranteed to be of quality and authenticity, and an additional 108 can be added. You can customize the complete set of application materials and apply for the application package - do you want to meet the fourth brother? Do you want to enter a black hole? As long as you can't buy it, you can't buy it, you can't buy it, you can't buy it," said the president of Information Science, "Yes, it was done by the group who dropped out of our school."

Lu must-win: "…"

The design director was born with a very depressed eyebrow. At this time, the eyebrows were drooping, and he became more and more worried: "Principal Lu, the students you recruited were basically for watching the gentleman. Forget about the gangster, it was still an illiterate gangster. Although we are committed to working as a gardener, it was too difficult for us to plant the living rats in the entire garden."

Lu Bixing quickly calculated his own sales fee in his heart, and began to pretend to be god with a smile: "You can't say that. Every great road is initially covered with thorns, and every sage was once regarded as the Yugong who moved mountains. An ancient proverb says, "Only the road to hell is covered with flowers of kindness." Isn't the predicament the only way to reach your dream?"

The three deans hung their heads together like three frosted eggplants. The principal's mouth of rotten chicken soup was really hard to swallow.

Lu Bixing: "I know you've worked hard, so I decided to raise all faculty and staff's salary this year, and no one has increased by 20%.

The eggplants quietly grew new sprouts and were a little more vibrant.

Lu Bixing played two roles by himself, and after singing, he sang blushed and blackfaced. Speaking of this, his face turned cold again: "According to incomplete statistics, the dropout rate of major planetary primary schools in the eighth galaxy is as high as 90%. Most of the people in the application materials have not completed primary education, and the certificates are also fake. I know that dropouts are not necessarily voluntary. How do you know that there are no students here who try every means to capture the glimmer of hope? Dear colleagues, do you know that in the same world, in other galaxies not far from us, no primary education is needed anymore?"

"Eden..." I don't know who responded.

"Eden," Lu Bixing stood up, talking behind his hands, "The children in Eden will instill the basic knowledge directly into their memory by the spiritual network before they were ten years old. They call this "painless learning". Lying in the nutrition warehouse for one month, it is like enlightenment, and naturally mastering knowledge. Can you imagine it? They don't have to recite it repeatedly, forget it repeatedly, go astray like us, and go astray back and forth, and find no one to guide them. You dislike the students' poor foundation. From this level, every one of us here has a poor foundation. We lose at the starting line as soon as we were born, but so what? We can modify the textbooks, teach them bit by bit, and let students learn slowly. Give up others at any time. Are you worthy of yourself who was once confused?"

The conference room was silent. I don’t know if it was because Principal Lu’s concern for the country and the people, or because of the increase in wages, he found his conscience.

Lu Bixing looked around and felt that he had convinced people with reason, so he maintained his accent of worrying about the country and the people. After a while, he was preparing for the opening ceremony. He found a place where no one was, and quickly observed his appearance at the corner of the wall - wide shoulders and narrow waist, rigorous formal clothes, combed his hair in a slight way, and could participate in the interstellar forehead beauty pageant with a good face. He also had a handsome and elegant man.

Then, the handsome man smiled at the glass for a moment, and tried the smile-like non-smile method of "not showing his teeth, just squirting the corners of his mouth", the standard smile method of "eight teeth", and the reserved smile method of "only revealing one tooth" between the two.

The three ways of laughing have their own advantages and are all perfect. Lu Meinan suffered from choice phobia. After a rigorous comparison, although he wanted to show his open and honest white teeth, he felt that it seemed more reserved than the principal, so he had to endure the pain and chose Plan 3.

Everything was ready, and he took out his most careless attitude, turned around the teaching building, and walked towards the auditorium.

Stepping on the threshold of the auditorium, Lu Bixing put one hand in his pocket and nodded to everyone who greeted him, but a sense of consciousness broke out in his heart, thinking: "Will he come?"

On this beautiful planet where the local buns are everywhere, Lu Biling probably has the ability to know that Zhanlu is not a human being, because the average IQ of local artificial intelligence is about 80, so it is indeed difficult to regard Zhanlu and them as the same species.

Lu Bixing also knew that Lin was not from the Eight Galaxies, nor was he apart from the interstellar pirates. Lu Bixing had been with the one-eyed eagle since he was a child and had seen many interstellar pirates. Those people were like wandering vultures, and the viciousness on their bodies was wandering and ruthless, and Lin was not like them.

When talking about "Eden" the first day, Zhan Lu wanted to correct some of his imagination about the first galaxy twice, but was interrupted by Lin. Lu Bixing actually pretended not to notice. The reason why he and Lin became friends was because of this point of knowing what should be ignored.

Lu Bixing met Lin on his way out of home. At that time, he happened to be near Beijing β star. Before he decided to land or not, he encountered a drifting bottle... No, ecological cabin.

It had no sign at that time, and it was quietly rotating outside the dead artificial atmosphere of Beijing β-Star, as delicate as an alien invader. The minimalist shell design was enough to turn any scientific researcher into a stalker. Lu Bixing was drooling and circled Beijing β-Star three times with an ecological cabin of unknown origin. Even though he knew that fishing for unknown objects in the universe was an unpopular way of suicide, he still couldn't help but die.

The entire fishing process lasted for nearly three hours. After fishing, Lu Bixing discovered that the ecological cabin was equipped with a strict encryption system. Once it was forcibly broken through by external forces, it would immediately cause a nuclear self-destruction and both jade and stones to burn.

This exquisite ecological cabin may be a big secret or a deadly virus. In either case, it is a dangerous product. According to the normal way of thinking, you should immediately take this thing from wherever you want to stay away from it.

But Young Master Lu is obviously not a normal person.

As a scientist who is very ungrateful, Young Master Lu is not curious about what he has in the ecological cabin and does not want to see it. However, he fell in love with the provocative encryption system in the ecological cabin at first sight, and immediately forgot his poems and the distance. He was excited to fight wits and courage with the encryption system. It took more than two months to overcome this "Sphinx".

When Lu Bixing was happy, he wrote a diary of interstellar sailing with two bottles of whiskey, recording his feats. After finishing the diary, he drank too much, and staggered and opened the ecological hatch. Pandora's box opened with a bang. Lu Bixing's drunkenness almost evaporated with his gallbladder.

He rubbed his eyes, rubbed his eyes, and sat on the ground for five minutes, confirming that he had no hallucinations—

There is a person...living in the ecological cabin.

Lu Bixing quickly took a handful of sobering medicine and went to check the people in the ecological cabin. He found that the person's vital signs were minimized. There was a decorative robot on his arm, which should be some kind of artificial intelligence, and it was insufficient energy and could not be activated.

Low vital signs can save lives in extreme environments, but over time, it will cause irreversible damage. Lu Bixing didn't know how long this "sleeping beauty" had hibernated. She was afraid that he would sleep to death and turned out all his medical equipment. However, this "outsider" used several medicines to reduce his vital signs. Medical equipment could not be recognized at all. Lu Bixing was not a doctor and dared not use symptomatic awakening agents without authorization. He could only give him nutrient solution every day and try to wake him up with micro currents.

On the third day, the "Sleeping Beauty"'s eyelids moved slightly, and Lu Bixing tried to talk to him, but he didn't respond.

Lu Bixing was idle and took a dozen books, buzzing in the ears of "Sleeping Beauty", from "Advanced Mecha Design Theory" to "The History of Earth", and finally read a few dozen fairies fighting a vulgar little Huang's article - this time, his audience finally couldn't bear it anymore and opened their eyes.

Lu Bixing was in a more intense place. The climate in the mecha cabin of space travel was dry. As soon as Lin opened his eyes, he saw two lines of nose bleeding flowing down.

Lin's awakening agent was in Zhanluna, and Zhanlu was not full at that time and could not activate it. Without the awakening agent, the person who was accidentally hit by Lu Bixing was very painful. At first, he was like a mummy, only his eyes could move, and he had to soak in the nutrient solution for several months before he could gradually recover his physical movement ability. Only then did Mr. Lu realize that he had caused trouble and had to work hard to become a male nurse.

He spent more than three months with Lin Chaoxi in the empty and dark universe, and formed an indescribable friendship.
Chapter completed!