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Chapter 6 The Cthulhu Incident in the Second Year of Hongguang in the Daming Dynasty(1/2)

"Brother, why don't you load a forty-meter-long big knife and cut the city gate! I just pretend that I didn't see it!"

Kong Ming laughed and kept talking sarcastic words.

Bai Quanyi had a gloomy face and was so angry that he was very angry by the Jinyiwei. The two second-hand guards in the military administration he hired knew to turn their backs and avoid it when they collected the money.

This Jinyiwei named Ma Qilong is a good thing. He asked for bribes openly. The most important thing is that he actually took the money and did not do anything, and he even showed it to him.

If he hadn't been saying to Kong Ming that "a real man would fight wits or strength", he might have really drawn out his sword and cut this Ma Qilong into seven or eight segments.

"To be honest, you can't make it a mistake to compete with me and stop entering the city gate. What's the slap in the face? Don't you think about it. When did you successfully proofread me from childhood to adulthood?"

"I think you should imitate me and just land from the sky...it's easier than anything else."

Kong Ming's various ridicule aroused Bai Quanyi's stubbornness. "Isn't it Yangzhou City? I won't go in today. When tomorrow, I will ask Shi Kefa to come to the city gate to set up an incense table to greet me!"

It was not because Bai Quanyi said this that he was aimless. It was because he remembered a wonderful idea!——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————

The ancients valued dreams the most. Even if the monarch in the court dreamed of something incredible at night, he would ask his ministers to interpret dreams the next day.

I would give Shi Kefa a dream tonight and let him go out of the city to greet him the next day.

However, I have to think about the specific content of this dream. First of all, it must not be a beautiful dream.

If Shi Kefa dreams of something like "Guangwu is reincarnated and Hongguang is revived. The Ming Dynasty expels the Tartars from afar and destroys bandits nearby, it is not impossible for him to be happy. It is noon in the morning, and he will think about sleeping and looking back at the dreams, so he should not go into the city.

So this dream will definitely be a nightmare. Only in this way can it be impressive.

But for Shi Kefa, what kind of dream is the worst dream?

The first thing Bai Quanyi thought of was that as a loyal minister who left his name in history, he saw that his family and country were decaying, shaved his hair and changed his clothes and died in the world, allowing the whole of China to enter the darkest era, and finally endured nearly a hundred years of humiliation history. This must be the most evil dream.

He remembered that he watched a movie called "Opium War" when he was a child. No matter what kind of movie it was, no matter how difficult the process was, at least in the ending part of the film, the protagonist could turn defeat into victory and reverse the world in one fell swoop.

But this movie is "depressed" from beginning to end. Moreover, the movie ends, but the dark history of modern China continues. The Opium War is just a prelude to a century-old night, and there are endless and unbearable nights waiting behind it.

This movie caused a major shadow in Bai Quanyi's heart when she was a child. The most classic scene was a soldier shouting at Guan Tianpei: "Master, our cannon cannot reach them!"

Bai Quanyi was both depressed and desperate, and she didn't eat much for a whole week. Bai Quanyi felt that with her meager patriotism, she was so depressed at that time, let alone such loyal role models as Shi Kefa.

Bai Quanyi immediately found the source of this movie online and revisited it himself. Sure enough, he was moved again.

So Bai Quanyi's confidence increased greatly and copied a high-definition version. After waiting for the evening,

Seeing Shi Kefa getting on the bed, Bai Quanyi stuffed the movie into Shi Kefa's mind. He directly played the movie "Opium War" in Shi Kefa's dream

Of course, the film still made some modifications to pinch the head and end. Especially at the climax of the final plot, the soldier finished saying: "Master, our cannon cannot reach them!"

The film ended abruptly, and the style of the painting suddenly changed. The protagonist Guan Tianpei was in a daze and time and space were rotated. He came to Yangzhou City, and then slowly opened the Yangzhou City Gate. Outside the city, there was a bird singing and a fragrance of flowers, and the world changed.

Bai Quanyi doesn’t care whether the plot is smooth or the logic is smooth. Even if the playback is just the same.

Anyway, dreams are mysterious, so I guess they can see clearly according to Shi Kefa's IQ.

The next morning, Bai Quanyi specially called Kong Ming to witness the results of his dream last night.

After seeing Shi Kefa get up, he looked thoughtful and didn't even take a few bites of breakfast. In a short while, a servant rewarded him and said that Zhao Qilong, the commander of the Yangzhou commander of the Jinyiwei, asked for a meeting.

Due to the recent turmoil, Zhao Qilong, as the commander of the Jinyiwei, often had to meet Shi Kefa.

When Zhao Qilong saw Shi Kefa, he looked like he was thinking, and hurriedly asked, "Sir, do you have any worries?"

Shi Kefa said with a look of thought: "Actually it's nothing. It's just that I had a strange dream last night. When I think about it now, I still feel like I've seen it in a trance, which is a bit strange."

Zhao Qilong said: "Actually, I have learned some ways to interpret Zhou Gong's dreams before. Should I tell me if I want to tell you? Let Biaoxia help you understand one or two."

Shi Kefa frowned and said, "It's nothing, it's just a dream of a very large fortress, with countless soldiers and generals fighting against each other on the defensive battles. Below the ones attacking the city were a bunch of red-haired men.

These red-haired mannequins have strong ships and cannons, and they are so sharp that they cannot stand. Although Jianlu has not retreated, they still cannot stop the attacks of those red-haired mannequins. As a result, Jianlu has been defeated.

At the end of the dream, the dream became even more strange. Jianlu retreated step by step, and when the city was about to be destroyed, the guard of Jianlu came to our Yangzhou gate. Opened the Yangzhou gate, and then the universe turned around and everything changed."

After listening to Shi Kefa's story, Zhao Qilong thought for a while and said, "The so-called thinking about something on the day and thinking about something on the night. Only when the adults worry that Jianlu goes south should he have this dream. But in my opinion, this dream is a great auspicious sign."

"When I was alive, I hired Red-haired Fan people in Dengzhou to use artillery to deal with the Jianli. Unfortunately, the two traitors Kong Youde and Geng Zhongming surrendered to the Qing Dynasty and kidnapped these people to the Qing camp together."

"It was from where after that Jianlu had the help of artillery. No matter what kind of city was, it was destroyed under the cannons of Jianlu. Now, the Red-haired Fan people were defeated by Jianlu at night, which was what the Lie Emperor thought about back then. With the blessing of his ancestors, Jianlu would not last long!"

Shi Kefa nodded and said, "General Zhao is right. I also dreamed that those red-haired monkeys were all wearing red armor, which was not much the same as the mandarin duck war jackets of my border army. I am afraid that it will be a sign of my great fire virtue."

"But there is another strange thing. The veteran Jianlu finally walked to the city of Yangzhou and opened the gate of my Yangzhou. What's the point?"

Zhao Qilong pondered: "In the following figure, although dreams are auspicious signs, there are also God's warnings. There are many news in the north these days. Some say that Duoduo's army crossed the Yellow River and headed straight to the south of the Yangtze River, while others say that Duoduo was defeated in Tongguan and turned to Henan."

"Anyway, there are many different opinions. There are all kinds of news. Biaoxia thinks that for the sake of caution, it is better to completely seal the Yangzhou city gate. In fact, according to Biaoxia's meaning, this city gate should have been sealed half a month ago. But you are always kind-hearted and worried about the livelihood of the people."

"But if the city defense is incorrect, the people will probably not even be able to save their lives, not to mention their livelihoods. Just yesterday, there was an old liar who pretended to be Dorgon's messenger and wanted to sneak into the city, thanks to the bidding for him to see through. The war is approaching, so you must always be careful of being spies."

Shi Kefa nodded repeatedly and said, "What you said is that charity does not control the army, and the city gate should be sealed. You can arrange it and write a notice to safeguard the people. Explain the whole story clearly. Then, completely seal the Yangzhou city!"

Zhao Qilong nodded and said yes, and led his men to seal the city gate.

...

In front of the screen, Bai Quanyi and Kong Ming watched the conversation between Shi Kefa and Zhao Qilong in a daze, and they all looked speechless.

After a long time, Kong Ming said, "Brother, this is your method? Now not only can you not enter the city, but even all the people outside the city are so implicated that they can't get in!"

Bai Quanyi also looked embarrassed. The characters who were substituted for movies were different, so the feedback was naturally very different. Speaking of which, Shi Kefa's butt was too crooked, and he actually imposed himself on the foreign devils! The Daming Huode and the Mandarin Duck Battle Jacket that were also pulled out are all the same!

"Brother, why don't we just barbecue in Sanqianli, I think you don't have to work hard. If you should give up, you have to give up!"

Bai Quanyi naturally shook his head desperately and said, "In fact, the method of hiring a dream is still good overall. It's ordinary, and it won't be a big hit. But this time, I forgot to adjust the background of the times."

"The so-called "just one's mistake" is just a wisdom. This time, the movie viewing experience of "Opium War" was really a mistake, which led to a deviation in the final result. The next time I adjust the prescription, it will be simpler and more crude, and I will definitely succeed."

It was related to his cousin's dignity and the big deal about treating barbecue. Bai Quanyi naturally did not dare to be careless. He thought about it repeatedly and even took out Freud's "Analysis of Dreams" and read it several times.

I think since it is a nightmare, it should be reliable to return to the theme of ghosts and gods.

Of course, a great scholar like Shi Kefa still needs to think about what kind of ghosts and gods they are afraid of.

Bai Quanyi thought for a long time and found that he had films like "Samon", "Curse", and "Alien". The plot is scary enough. However, the huge gap in this era is difficult to protect Shi Kefa and have some strange plots.

This time I send a dream again, I must choose the things that are familiar to Shi Kefa. It is best to be easy to understand, simple, rough and straightforward. Only such a nightmare will not deviate from the topic.

It is better to find a person's weaknesses. What is the right medicine for Coscia and Kefa? Bai Quanyi can't tell what the old man is thinking and what his biggest weakness is.

For this reason, he also specially opened the Shikefa Encyclopedia in the search engine, studied it carefully from beginning to end, and accidentally saw the familiar "Book of Dorgon" during the high school entrance examination.

Gradually, Bai Quanyi's eyes fell on the sentence of the life-long shame:

"On the day I told the temple, purple clouds were like a cover, wishing the literary world to rise to the sky, and thousands of eyes were watching, and the grand event was heard. Tens of thousands of Nanzi were pouring out of the river to help repair the palace. Isn't that God's will!"

Bai Quanyi slapped her thigh heavily. "It seems that this is a wonderful nightmare theme..."

...

Because last night's dream was too real. No matter the scene in the Jianlu Fort or the dialogue between the characters, it can be said to be vivid in my mind, as if I saw it in person.

Shi Kefa was afraid that there would be any new dreams in heaven, so he took a shower and changed his clothes early that night and went to bed.

However, the dream of tonight is completely different from the style of yesterday.

Under a purple-black sky like coagulation, tens of thousands of huge eyeballs covered with blood appeared in the void.

These eyeballs floated in the void, but their eyes looked at the vast dark river below.

Deep in the water, there is a fog like a fog. In the fog, countless anaconda pythons were poked out. The anaconda pythons were stinkered with bloody red stench, poking their heads out of the river surface and swimming towards a gorgeous palace on the shore.

At the same time, murmurs like murmurs came from the depths of the fog under the water. The murmurs turned into inexplicable blessings that were visible to the naked eye, rising from underwater to mid-air, colliding with the eyeballs in the void and blending with them.

When the anaconda pythons heard the whisper, they suddenly shrank back into the fog. The fog gradually formed an old man with fairy spirit, and the anaconda pythons turned into the old man's beard and eyebrows.

The old man slowly walked out of the bottom of the river and walked step by step to the city of Yangzhou. He gently knocked down the city gate with two fingers...

In order to increase the effect of dreams, Bai Quanyi also released a large number of pheromones and chemicals in his mind. These substances can make people feel dark, gloomy, dark, lonely, dark, ominous, weird, terrifying, fearful, despair, and indescribable murmurs in the quiet...

Sure enough, Shi Kefa shouted and woke up from his sleep in cold sweat.

Bai Quanyi did not ask Kong Ming to witness the miracle this time, but instead observed Shi Kefa's reaction alone.

At this moment, I saw Shi Kefa's face full of horror, and felt very comfortable. I said in my heart:

"You deserve this report~"

"You just reply to Dorgon, what a sensation!"

"What purple clouds are like a cover, Nan Zi tens of thousands of them are there."

"It's okay to brag, I have to use so many rare words to show that you are very knowledgeable."

"Now you finally see how terrible the scene described in your article is."

"Hurry up and repent, and welcome me into the city!"

Shi Kefa didn't know that Bai Quanyi, who treated himself as a mouse in the void, was doing nightmares. He only felt that the horror in the dream was as real as the essence. Even if he had woken up, he could still feel the fear in his sleep.

Of course, he could not go to Zhao Qilong to explain his dreams again. Yesterday, he saw Zhao Qilong, and he just talked casually. There was nothing to talk to a Jinyiwei for such a ridiculous and unruly dream.

Shi Kefa calmed down and tried his best not to think about the contents of the dream.

However, it was probably because Bai Quanyi released too many pheromones, and although Shi Kefa was completely awake, the fear, loneliness, and inexplicable darkness in his dream could not be gone.

Shi Kefa walked around the room for a few times, and suddenly shouted to the sky: "I am good at cultivating my noble spirit!"
To be continued...
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