Chapter 40 Barbecue
Tigers can't write.
Although Hu Zun knows people's words and is versatile, it is a bit embarrassing to let it use its big paws like a palm fan to write.
Well, this principle is that Lan Li was pressed on the ground with a big claw for five minutes by Hu Zun.
The first time I ate a mouthful of dirt, my memory was very profound.
The tiger master could not write, and Lan Li couldn't understand what it was screaming there. After looking at each other for half an hour, the tiger master slapped the monster cow's claws and became weak.
I guess it has never been so tired in my life...
Finally, he believed that the tiger lord, who did not understand what it said in a short period of time, gave up the idea of protecting the monster cow's corpse, and poked out sharp claws from the meat pad in a irritable state, and slipped towards the monster cow's tenderloin.
With just a few swings of claws, it splits a whole piece of beautiful tenderloin from the monster cow.
Hu Zun's movements are incredible, even more mysterious than those chefs who have the means of slapping cattle.
After doing this, Hu Zun stared at Lan Li with a look of his enemy, and kept roaring in his throat.
"Do you always ask me to help you cook?" Lanli blinked.
Tiger Zun's huge tiger head lit up, and then he made a look of loneliness. Lan Li was very curious when he saw it.
It seems that the purpose of this tiger hunting monster cows is not to satisfy its verbal desires?
Thinking about the fact that when he was about to use a knife to the monster cow's corpse, Tiger Zun looked at the fool like a fool, Lan Li felt that he had missed something.
It’s a pity that I don’t know, but I don’t know. Since I don’t have this ability, don’t blame yourself for missing the opportunity.
He made an excuse for his ignorance, and then Renli discovered a very important problem.
"Where is the fire? How can I barbecue without fire?"
Lan Li looked at her naked body with only a pair of underwear, and then thought about her hot pie who had already been reimbursed with his clothes yesterday, and her expression became ugly.
If you don’t have fire, you can only eat raw food. There is probably no electric wok for him to use in this world.
But... the big piece of meat in front of me is from the bull demon. God knows if there are parasites or something in these meats?
Let him eat it raw?
Thinking of the friends who loved eating sashimi in their previous life, many insects would appear in their stomachs from time to time, Lan Li couldn't help but feel a chill in her heart.
The tiger was still lying on the body of the cow monster, and from time to time he had to drink a few sips of cow's blood. It probably didn't have the ability to spit out a fireball from its mouth.
There was no choice but to bite the bullet and pick up some flammable hay nearby, and prepare to use the method passed down by our ancestors to try it out.
Drill wood to make fire!
It is suitable for drill bits to make wood everywhere. When the tiger lord and the strange cow were fighting, the number of dead woods felled was very large.
Lanli found a dead branch that had been dried by the sun and prepared to take off two to attract fire.
Just bye.
The wood remains motionless!
Use force.
With the strength of his arms, he himself took off.
Lanli: "..."
"What kind of tree is this? Why is it so hard?"
The rough bark made her hands hurt a little, and Lan Li's eyes were a little wrong.
However, when the tiger master saw his appearance, he shouted mockingly, walked slowly over and stroked his claws. The branch that had not been broken just now, which had been hard enough for Ren Li to break even after he had tried his best.
This is very embarrassing.
Looking at the smug appearance of Hu Zun, Lan Li picked up the branches on the ground with some discomfort.
It's so heavy when you buy it!
It looks like an ordinary dead branch, but the weight you get is as heavy as gold and iron, just like the one holding is not a dead tree, but gold and iron that has not been cast inside.
"What kind of wood? Is iron wood?"
Lanli, who knew almost nothing about various woods, only felt that the wood was a little heavy, but she didn't think too much about it.
After picking up two wooden strips, I started drilling in front of the haystack.
Five minutes passed, and Lan Li's hand turned red, but Mars still didn't see any shadow.
The main reason is that he doesn't dare to exert too much force!
Lan Li now felt that what he was holding was not wood, but was rubbing with two pieces of iron. The recoil force from time to time made him feel very uncomfortable.
He used too much force several times, and the strange wood jumped out, and it also made his arms numb.
It took a quarter of an hour before the smoke finally rose, and a few flames burst out from the wood, causing the hay underneath to burn.
A small flame gave Lanli a hope for success.
At the same time, Lan Li finally confirmed that she was not rubbing iron lumps just now.
The two pieces of "iron wood" also burned!
Seeing this, Renli set up a fire and dragged a large piece of beef tenderloin from the tiger's side.
When he looked back, his eyes couldn't help but shiny.
"This wood looks very burning. After so many pieces of dry wood have only been burned with a layer of skin. If Afang Palace was built with this kind of wood, it might have been burned by the fire for three months."
There was no one in his mouth. As soon as a few pieces of iron wood seduced him, Lan Li ran directly to the pre-Qin period.
Lan Li didn't know whether the Afang Palace was built with this kind of "iron wood". He did not travel forward for a thousand years, so he could not see the magnificent palace of the First Emperor that remained in history books.
After the flames were completely burning, Lan Li looked at the beef on hand and thought about it, picked a piece of iron wood of the right size to find Hu Zun.
"Hehe, Master, please help me to make the wood sharper."
Hu Zun, who was drinking blood, looked up at him and saw that he had a piece of wood in his hand, and his claws were scratching on it, and a cut surface similar to a blade appeared at the corner of the iron wood.
Cut iron like mud!
The claws of the tiger are simply magical weapons!!!
As for Lan Li, if the Sword of the Heavenly Sword and Dragon Slaying Sword were caught by this big cat, the result would not be much better than the iron wood in his hand.
He walked back with a "kitchen knife" in satisfaction. Lan Li looked at a large 40-50-pound beef tenderloin in front of him, and a greedy smile appeared on his face.
"Beef, beef, how long has it been since I had you?"
After jumping into a direction that suits the texture, Lan Li wiped it with the edge of the "kitchen knife".
Use force.
The knife kankan was inserted into the meat, and a gap was opened by Renli on the beef tenderloin.
"This meat is so strong. If I don't cook it, I probably can't even bite it."
Cut the beef into small slices and bake it on an iron-wood rack.
Two minutes later, the color-changing beef finally smelled.
The tiger lord who smelled the smell came over and saw that there were only a few pieces of meat on the ironwood shelf that were not enough to fill its teeth. He shouted at Lan Li in dissatisfaction.
Without waiting for Lan Li to explain, the tiger waved its claws and pushed the large slab of beef tenderloin directly into the fire.
Dozens of kilograms of beef rolled three times on the fire less than one meter wide.
Extinguish the fire...
Lanli: "…"
Chapter completed!