Half a month later.
delivery room.
Lan Li leaned against the red painted beams and pillars, and Green Yi was accompanying him, and the room was quiet.
"How long has Wen Po been in?"
"It's been ten minutes."
"Why is there no sound?"
“…”
"Whether good or bad, always make a sound?"
"Young Master, don't be anxious. My sister's body is very ordinary. It may not be that painful for her to have a baby..."
"Barring! Didn't you see how big her belly is?"
Lan Li glared at her when she heard this.
Seeing this, Green Yi frowned slightly.
Indeed, compared to ordinary pregnant women, Zi Xuan's belly is like a broken twin. It is indeed a very painful thing for a child to get out of such a big belly.
It is painful for both mother and son.
In his previous life, Lan Li had seen too many articles praising maternal love or defining childbirth as a level 10 pain, so he had a certain fear of female childbirth.
It’s okay for ordinary women to say, but when the woman who gave birth was replaced by the woman he was close to, someone felt anxious.
At this time, martial arts and intelligence are all over the world.
Lan Li only thought about one thing,
Mother and daughter are safe!
However, things often develop beyond expectations.
Just as someone was so anxious that he left five deep fingerprints on the wall, a baby cried out in the delivery room, followed by a shout of relief in Wenpo's surprise.
"I've been born, I'm a girl!"
'Bang....'
With his five fingers, a big gap appeared on the vermilion stone pillar that Lan Li relied on.
The next second, Lan Li, who was outside the corridor, rushed into the delivery room.
In the room.
Zixuan, leaning against the head of the bed, was stuffing a small persimmon into her mouth. Seeing that Lan Li rushed in, she waved at him very happily.
On Zixuan's bed, a chubby little guy was waiting for his round eyes, spinning around, and from time to time, he rubbed his butt with her equally chubby little hands, as if he was wondering why the old woman had to pinch her just now.
The scene was very awkward for a moment.
"Husband, hug!"
Lanli: "..."
"Xin'er, look, your father is in."
Little baby: "???"
Lan Li's mouth twitched, and she watched Zixuan eating heartlessly, as if she was fine, she really didn't know what to say.
Ignoring someone's expression of reaching out to beg for a hug, Renli walked to the bedside, looked at the little baby rolling at the head of the bed, and stretched out his hands to lift her up.
"Is this my... kid?"
"Hmph!"
"Just born?"
"Yeah!"
"Then why are you like you're fine?"
"I've told you a long time ago. I don't have to hire a stable lady, I can do it alone!"
It can do it alone...
"If you have a baby, if you use a little spell, won't she just come out of her belly?"
Crawled out...
"Hehehe, husband, look, is this little guy very cute? Doesn't he look like he was when he was a child?"
Lanli: "..."
God is so cute! The little guy in his arms is probably more than ten pounds, his eyes are as if they are two lanterns, and they don’t look like they have just been born!!!
What a fucking thing!
Being hit by the reality in front of him, someone felt that he was in vain and that he didn't know what to say.
The little baby was grabbed by both hands and did not admit his life. Seeing that Lan Li had no intention of letting go, she happily used her little hands to thrust Lan Li with his palm.
Not to mention, the little guy is quite energetic.
I guess they have the strength of ordinary adults.
As for the result, of course, it was not broken.
She was so aggrieved that she pouted her mouth and slapped Lan Li's head with her teeth open and claws.
Lanli: "..."
Zixuan: "Hahahaha, husband, please let her go. If you hold her like this, she will feel very uncomfortable."
"Well....."
"Lai Xiner, Lai Mom's side."
The little guy who broke free from Renli's hand rolled and crawled towards the bed, and was just like her mother on the way, and she was so silly that she couldn't finish her fun.
This posture made the woman on the side of her forehead sweat.
Scolding in my heart!
‘My goodness, what kind of work did I take? Why did I get crawled after being born? I’m afraid that a monster would come out!
Don't! I'm going to take this job, I'm afraid I can't get the reward, and I'll take my life in it...'
When I think of this, Wenpo is so sad that he is heartbroken. He pretends to be "the master's scandal is exposed", "the master's heart is black and killed and silences", "the 327 Wenpo who died in the delivery room in those years"...
Well, she was thinking too much.
Lan Li, who was thinking about feeling deceived, had no time to pay attention to her.
"Green clothes."
"I'm here."
"Go and bring Wen Po to get one hundred taels of silver."
"Here."
Hearing Lan Li's words, Green Yi walked out of the bedroom with a terrifying expression. As for whether or not you need to change the bed... the bed was very clean, without even a trace of blood or filth. Is there anything that needs to be replaced?
Wait until the two of them went out.
In the room, Renli took a deep breath, walked slowly to the bed, and carried the baby who was slidding the edge of the bed on the ground to the bed.
Then, he sat on the bed and hugged Zixuan in his arms.
"Thanks a lot..."
Zixuan blinked, then looked at the little guy pushing him on Lan Li's legs with a smile:
"Husband, you're so strange!"
"Um?"
"When you have a baby, why are you nervous, making people nervous?"
"Well....."
"Our Nuwa clan is different from you. As soon as the child is born, she can roll in the grass. If her parents are not around, she can still find food to support herself.
As long as you are not very lucky, you can live healthy and healthy until you become an adult!"
Lanley "..."
Maybe it's really his misunderstanding of 'baby'?
Or is it that he was confused by Zi Xuan's weak appearance?
Well, this is not unreasonable either.
Egg species such as snakes, lizards, and fish can all be foraged by themselves as soon as they are born.
Only mammals, like humans, appear very fragile during rebirth.
So.
Human beings have evolved for so many years and have become the overlords of the world. What did they evolve into?
I get three meals a day, but if I don’t eat it, I won’t have the energy.
I have to sleep every day, and if I don’t sleep, I won’t have energy.
You must have oxygen to survive, but what if one day the oxygen disappears?
Is it a direct genocide?
Three meals a day are time-consuming and labor-intensive, and sleeping is a waste of one-third of your time.
Haven't anyone ever thought about this for countless years?
As the overlord of the world, what else is left to humans besides learning to use external objects!!!
Over the past countless years, except for the brains that have become much smarter, the rest of human beings have evolved is to "evolve" their creations, right?
A cold, fever, runny nose can kill people. Any infectious disease can kill a large number of people. Why can't humans evolve as well as so many scientists?
Not to mention the acquisition of superpowers, but regarding such powerful defects as eating and sleep, is it possible that no one wants to improve it?
I don’t know what those scientists are afraid of!!!
......
......
For other higher life, human beings are indeed life forms that are as low as they cannot be as low as possible.
For the Nuwa clan, there are actually no weaknesses such as physical weakness during the pregnancy cycle and physical weakness during the rebirth period.
Although they are indeed weak in infancy than in adulthood.
But compared to other species, babies can catch rabbits in the grass after one day of birth, run around the streets in ten days, and get married at the age of three, and after five years of age... they can awaken their talented spells!!!
Compared with other species, the Nuwa clan is really a very powerful clan.
What made Lan Li even more speechless was that this little guy could eat meat as soon as he was born...
Although you can’t drink milk, if you only drink milk, the little guy will feel hungry! He will be so hungry that he will cry!
In other words, milk is not a necessity, meat and grain are the first channels for her energy.
Although Zixuan's milk contains even more energy, it seems that she doesn't care about her fullness.
So, in the next few days, as soon as the Lan family started to eat, they could see a fat little baby crawling around the dining table. She was covered in greasy body and picked up a big pig's head and chewed around without time, without any fear of her stomach or indigestion.
The eating habit is extremely cruel!
Others at the dinner table, except Zixuan, were moved by the performance of the new "little princess" of the Lan family.
Have you ever seen a baby who has the strength to tear his doll to pieces on the first day of his birth?
Have you ever seen babies born five days old, chasing cats and dogs all over the yard. From time to time, they can fly up to the branches and catch birds and stuff them into their mouths?
Not to mention a baby, once he is born, he can eat foods that are almost the same as his own weight every day!
The only advantage is that this little baby is smarter. After being taught by Zixuan, he learned how to use the toilet...
The seventh day after Lan Xiner was born, messages began to be heard throughout Wudi City, saying that the city lord's wife was pregnant for four years and finally gave birth to a monster.
monster.
Demon Star.
The reincarnation of the demon!
Anyway, no matter what, the people in Wudi City are not willing to treat the little guy as their kind!
This made Lan Li very distressed for a moment.
I was so distressed that I wanted to let those rumor-mongers shut their mouths forever.
Why did the Demon Star be reincarnated?
Why did he become a monster?
My daughter! How cute!
Lan Li, who was thinking like this, looked at the little girl on her calligraphy desk, holding ink and pouring it into her mouth, and she felt that her heart was twitching.
After snatching the ink plate from the little girl's hand, Lan Li looked at the black piece of the little girl's mouth and couldn't help but stare:
"This thing is not for drinking!"
When Lan Xiner heard this, she didn't know if she understood it. She kept having fun at Lan Li.
Seeing Lan Li reaching out to grab him, she waved her fists and kept beating.
"Bang!"
He slapped his girl on the butt, and saw the little girl still slapping there and spitting out some ink from time to time, Lan Li felt that her forehead was hot.
Well, this little girl is born with a strong physique and has the foundation left by Lan Li and Zixuan for her. Even if she pours the crane red head into her mouth, she will not even be able to drink her to death. Ink is even more useless.
But this is not what the child teaches!
If you don’t say anything else, who will see a child, and you will think of playing with her father when you have nothing to do?
This is not a full moon yet!
What if she grows up?
'puff....'
It seemed that Lan Li was slapped hard and resisted the useless little girl and directly put a stinky smell at him.
Lanli's movements froze.
He carried the clothes on the back of the little girl's neck to his eyes. Lan Li had a cold face, while the little girl looked angry.
The father and daughter stared at each other face each other, but no one was convinced!
"Wow!"
"Speak human words!"
"Wow! Wow!"
"If you don't say you'll beat you today!"
“Wow wow wow wow! tui!”
It seemed that Lan Li was so anxious that she couldn't speak, and the little girl who was still unable to speak directly spit at Lan Li.
Although in mid-air, he was blocked by Lan Li's body-protecting true energy.
But Renli is still angry!
‘What did I give birth to?’
Pinch your face and pull it to both sides.
‘I really gave birth to this little thing?’
The rebounding flesh made the little girl confused.
With such a young ancestor here, Renli can't even think about working today.
Ran Li just walked out of the house crazy, ignoring her hair, without caring about her snaking her hair.
"Green clothes! Where is the man in green clothes!"
In the corridor and pavilion, any passerby who were passing by lowered their heads and did not dare to see their young master's disheveled appearance.
"Where is the man in green? Where did he go?"
After grabbing a passing maid, Lan Li asked with her eyes turning red.
"If you want to go back to the young master, the second lady... the second lady seems to be accompanying the woman out shopping..."
The little girl said this tremblingly. Her super cowardly look made Lan Xiner sitting on Lan Li’s shoulder laugh.
"Are they going shopping?" Lan Li frowned when she heard this.
“Yes…yes.”
"Okay, wait until they come back and tell them to come to the backyard to find me!"
"I...I understand..."
"Go ahead and go!"
After saying that, Lan Li let go of the girl's wrist and walked to the backyard with her baby daughter.
And behind him.
When the maid saw the little girl sitting on his shoulder, she was actually waving at her, her face turned pale and her body began to tremble.
Look at Lan Xiner's dark mouth and nose dyed by drinking ink, and then look at her cruel appearance when she teared Lan Li's hair...
"Sure enough, the eldest woman gave birth to a monster. Whose baby will grow up like this..."
At this time, Lan Xin'er was like the reincarnation of an evil ghost in the eyes of the maid!
Chapter completed!