Chapter 507 Castrate Newton for me
"One or two hundred? Do you think these scientific research projects are wholesale?"
Hearing the number Zhang Mengyu said, Mr. Zhou almost had a heart attack. He wanted to take over all the scientific research projects in the country for a year by himself.
"What a nonsense!"
"Mr. Zhou, you can't say that," Zhang Menglong said with a playful smile, "Who can I entrust those projects to? I can do it quickly and well, and I don't even need a penny from the country. How can I say that this is all made by the country?
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"Do you know what these projects are?" Mr. Zhou asked directly, "Even if I hand those projects over to you, can you start research and development immediately? Just sort out the research fields and formulate a research plan.
Preparing researchers will already take three to five months, one month? Are you dreaming?"
"Mr. Zhou, let's make a bet," Zhang Mengyu said, "As long as you give me one day, I can complete all the theoretical analysis and research plans of these things. If I can't do it, I will be the one today."
Farted in front of you!"
"Oh? So confident?"
"I call this strength!"
"Hmph, those theoretical analyzes and research plans of yours that I think are acceptable will not count. The person in charge of those projects will have to nod their heads!"
Hearing Mr. Zhou's intention to relax, Zhang Mengyu knew that this matter was interesting, "Okay, as long as you tell me the general theme and direction of those projects."
"Wait a minute!" Mr. Zhou took out a rather old-fashioned mobile phone, and then took out a phone book and started flipping through it.
He dialed a number, then glared at Zhang Menglong, "Wait!"
"Hey, Lao Xu, it's me, Lao Zhou, you are coordinating our country's scientific research projects this year, right? Oh, yes, please give me those detailed lists. Well, there is someone here who wants to see these.
Project, right..."
After talking about the business, there was some pleasantries, and a few minutes later, a stack of documents was printed out on the fax machine in Mr. Zhou's study.
There are more than one hundred pages in total, and the themes and introductions to this year's 158 national projects are on it.
"See for yourself," Mr. Zhou took a sip of tea, "Don't say I didn't remind you that nothing that can be labeled as a national scientific research project is simple. It not only has strong theory, but also has practical application.
Also very strong.
Zhang Mengru picked up the document and flipped through a few pages:
"Biometallurgical Technology Engineering", "High Performance Power Battery Preparation Technology", "Wearable Health Detection Equipment", "Basic Theory and Research Methods of Satellite Accurate Attitude Orbit Control Micro Thruster Array Arrangement Theory Based on SICMEMS"....
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"It's all a mess," Zhang Mengyu said. Although Zhang Mengyu had a lot of theoretical knowledge in his brain, it was really difficult for him to come up with something in a short while.
"Hahaha, are you confused?" Mr. Zhou couldn't help laughing when he saw Zhang's hazy expression, "Give me a theoretical analysis plan in one night? I'll give you a super double and you won't be able to come up with it!"
"Mr. Zhou, let's meet again at this time tomorrow!" Zhang Mengyu couldn't handle it himself, but that doesn't mean no one can handle it!
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"I'm going to take a shit!"
Back at the villa in Yanjing, Zhang Menglong made an excuse and slipped into the toilet alone. As the dense door rose, there was suddenly only a strong smell left in the toilet.
"Goudan, summon another group of teachers for me!"
Zhang Menglong rushed into the Super Seminary and started shouting. The students studying in the college looked at Zhang Menglong in confusion, not knowing what he wanted.
This time, Zhang Mengyu was very wealthy and had thousands of points in his pocket. He directly summoned 20 teachers this time!
"Alsace has met the Dean!"
"Thanos has met Dean!"
"Copernicus met the Dean!"
"Galileo met the Dean!"
"Tesla met the Dean!"
"Minami Kotaro has met the dean!"
"Higashi Kotaro has met the dean!"
"Big Big Wolf has met the dean!"
"Cao Zhengchun has met the dean!"
"Lin Dong has met the dean!"
"Hawking met the dean!"
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"Good guy, the dimension has completely broken through!" Zhang Mengyu couldn't help complaining.
I don't know if it was because he was eager to find some scientists, but more than half of the 20 teachers were experts in various fields. They almost included the people who had been in his biochemistry and physics textbooks since childhood.
As for the others, even Thanos came out. He remembered that Thanos was captured just after his parents left this parallel world, right? He didn't know if his Infinity Gauntlet could really be used in this world by snapping his fingers.
Less than half the people.
He remembers that Kotaro Minami seems to be the human body of Ultraman Taro, and Kotaro Higashi is Kamen Rider Black. I have to say that those with Kotaro in their names are indeed handsome guys, but who are Gray Wolf and Cao Zhengchun? This team of teachers
What weird stuff got mixed in?
Zhang Menglong directly arranged an administrative establishment for all teachers. At Cao Zhengchun's strong request, Zhang Menglong established an east factory specifically to punish students who violated school rules in the school. Of course, Zhang Menglong also reminded him
, education is okay, but surgery is not!
"Teachers, please come here and gather together!" Zhang Mengyu summoned all the teachers from the Super Seminary to his side.
"Dean, what are your orders?" the scientists asked obediently.
"These things," Zhang Mengyu slapped the stack of information on the table, "each person has ten projects. According to the current technological level of our planet, within one day, I will give you the analysis of all the theories and the precise plan of the project.
If there is accurate data to support it, list it as well.”
The teachers suddenly had bitter expressions on their faces. In their own world, they were doing scientific research without any worries. In this super seminary, although they lost their freedom, they had eternal life and infinite depth of research. They thought
Every day's work is just teaching.
But I didn't expect to be squeezed by Zhang Mengzhu, a capitalist.
"Ahem, Dean, we all only have in-depth research in our respective fields. There are some contents that we have never touched upon. I'm afraid one day..."
"It's okay for you to deceive others, but you want to deceive me?" Zhang Mengyu pointed to the huge moving building in the distance and said, "The most advanced technical knowledge in each universe is concentrated there. These projects are within the technical knowledge framework.
You are at the lowest level, your brain development level can be fully understood in a few minutes, and you are here to play tricks on me?"
Zhang Menglong said fiercely, "Don't you want to work?"
Zhang Mengyu shouted, "Supervisor Cao!"
"The slave is here!" Cao Zhengchun, wearing a gorgeous robe, appeared next to Zhang Mengyu, "What are the orders from the dean?"
"I will give you another right. From now on, teachers who disobey management in the school will also be handed over to your Dongchang. You can't beat, scold and insult students at will, but teachers can!"
"Yes!" Cao Zhengchun suddenly showed a strange expression. Anyway, teachers from the Super Seminary will not die, and even if their "limbs" are broken, they can grow back. He does these things without any psychological burden.
"This group of old guys just disobeyed my order and I'll leave it to you to deal with them. To scare the monkeys, castrate Newton first."
"As you command!"
Upon hearing this order, Newton was immediately frightened to pee. Although they could not die in the Super Theological Seminary, they could feel pain. They were not the kind of teachers whose force was worth their weight in gold. How could they resist Cao Zhengchun?
"Dean, we were joking just now," Newton said with a silly smile, "This kind of thing doesn't take a day, just half a day!"
"Yes, Dean, aren't we here to serve you? These things are no different from one plus one. Let alone provide theoretical analysis, it will be no problem even if we directly write a few papers!"
"Don't worry, Dean, leave the things here. You can come and get them at this time tomorrow. If you can't get them out, we'll let you handle it!"
"Huh, that's pretty much it!" Zhang Menglong smiled and left the Super Seminary in a swaggering manner.
The teachers immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
Chapter completed!