Chapter 318 We Are All Lemons(1/2)
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"Hahaha! Damn it! It's so funny, hahaha!"
After hanging up the phone, Wu De laughed wildly, and as he smiled, his eyes turned red again: "I am a big fool, boss, look, what have I done! I was blind and fell in love with this kind of trash bitch!"
Jiang Chu expressed deep sympathy: "Who hasn't met a few scumbags in this life? I have also met them, otherwise, it wouldn't be possible to meet such a good woman now."
Wu De looked at Luo Xiaonan, nodded immediately, and said sadly: "Sister Nan, no one knows the best woman in Longdu Jun. You are really a pair of people made of heaven and earth. I, I am actually sore."
"Brother, you will find a better one in the future." Jiang Chu said frankly, "Brother, I'll go to Longda to report tomorrow and the day after tomorrow! Take the next exam, you will definitely be admitted to the Brothers' Brigade. At that time, we brothers will be together every day! The Brothers' Brigade has many excellent girls."
"I'm afraid I'm not worthy of others." Wu De blushed and said ashamed.
"It doesn't matter, as long as you work hard enough, nothing is impossible." Jiang Chu patted Wu De's shoulder and said.
"Boss, thank you. When I wait for me, I must join the brothers' brigade!" Wu De swore, "and my brothers will work hard too!"
"Come on! You can do it!" Jiang Chu said.
This is the divine ending that Tang Jinger could never have imagined in her dreams.
Wu De, who had a deep hatred for Jiang Chu, became Jiang Chu's good friend.
...
"Boss, let's help you kill this guy!" Wu De pointed to the executioner on the hillside and said.
The executioner's life is also wonderful, and he witnessed Jiang Chu fighting wits and courage with his own eyes.
Now, Jiang Chu is ready to harvest it.
Jiang Chu said, "Brother, since you recognize me as the boss, I'm not polite. I am a man, I have a straight temper. You can't beat this guy now. Once this guy is violent, the pain of execution may be strengthened. At that time, even if you are using the wisdom improvement liquid, it will be useless and waste resources."
If anyone talked to Wu De in the past, he would be seeking death.
But Jiang Chu became his boss, and he said everything was right.
Wu De couldn't help but focus on his head: "Boss, how much pain resistance is your?"
"Two Ts." Jiang Chu said, "It's about to be 3T. There's no chance of G-level, so I have to continue practicing hard."
"Damn!" The members of Southeast Normal School all opened their mouths wide, looking in disbelief.
Wu De said depressedly: "Boss, you are such a pervert, I only have two
, I think I am awesome enough, I didn’t expect you to be even more awesome!"
"The lowest resistance of the brothers' brigade is also one
, and this
, It's almost time to T." Jiang Chu said, "Brother, you will never suffer any loss or be deceived when you get along with me. I can practice you in less than a month!"
"Boss, you are definitely not bragging, I believe it! My uncle once said that if you become an instructor, your level is not lower than that of Instructor Lin Han!" Wu De said.
"Then I won't be polite to you. Brother, please let your brothers help us clean up the little zombies. Leave this guy to us, but I still said before. We only need KP, and the spoils are yours!"
When Wu De heard this, he felt a little embarrassed: "Boss, this is not good!"
Jiang Chu smiled with a smile: "There is nothing wrong. After all, my next set of equipment and materials for Sister Nan and I have been half produced. We don't need the materials on this guy."
"..." Wu De was shocked.
So far, Wu De has just gotten a set of SS2, but his SS2 is completely incomparable to Jiang Chu.
In fact, the basic attributes of SS2 are similar, but whoever equipped them early and used them skillfully will grow faster.
Jiang Chu equipped SS2 too early, several months earlier than Wu De, and now he has grown three times.
Especially when Jiang Chu unlocked the third layer of gene lock, the full attributes soared by 23%. Moreover, the disguiser has evolved into the SS1 suit, not far from the SS top.
However, when Wu De heard Jiang Chu say that the materials of the new equipment were all halfway out, he was still depressed: "It's so awesome, boss, you are too strong, I'm sour again, I want to kill you, hahaha!"
"Sorry, you can't beat me, little trash." Jiang Chu laughed.
The members of the entire company laughed, and no one minded Jiang Chu saying this.
Whoever Jiang Chu scolds, whoever is bound to be successful, has become the hard truth.
So, according to Jiang Chu's troops, everyone aimed at the little zombies on the mountain.
Of course, these zombies are not weak, and many of them are lord-level.
However, the lord level is no longer enough for the current second-level combat soldiers.
The freshman Normal School of Southeast Normal School, like the normal school companies of major military academies, has recently eliminated a large number of less-than-order students.
There is no way, this is a very cruel fact.
Many people are hardworking enough, but lack talent.
Some people are talented enough, but not diligent enough.
You must be diligent and have certain talents.
Wu De has always been very sorry for Jiang Chu because Jiang Chu’s brother brigade is so awesome. Everyone is in the second level, and after entering the brother brigade, they grow rapidly.
Originally, he and Tang Jing'er were a little better than Chen Bin, and both expressed dissatisfaction with Chen Bin's ability to enter the individual finals.
But now, they learned that Chen Bin had crushed them too much.
In Jiang Chu’s brotherhood, diligence is more important than talent. As long as a person completes daily tasks according to Jiang Chu’s regulations, he may activate unexplored talents in his body.
In this field, Jiang Chu is indeed the number one in Xia Kingdom, and no one can match it.
"Brothers, open fire!" As Wu De roared, everyone pulled the trigger one after another.
The little zombies ran down the mountain one by one, rushing towards them like a tide.
At this time, Jiang Chu and Luo Xiaonan had already entered their mecha.
Jiang Chu named his mecha Baigu, just like the mecha in the game.
However, the white bones in reality are more domineering. When worn on Jiang Chu, they look no different from Transformers, and they are full of texture.
At this time, Jiang Yue'er also entered the weapon mecha, which quickly turned into the shape of a giant sword.
On the other hand, Luo Dazhuang also entered the mecha and formed a huge warhammer. It became Luo Xiaonan's weapon.
However, neither Jiang Yue'er nor Luo Dazhuang's mecha were closely connected with his parents' mecha, but were linked by super electromagnetic force in a state of separation.
This means that they can leave and fight at any time.
The executioner moved when he heard the sound. It roared and its whole body advanced about 50 meters at a blink of an eye.
Without hesitation, Jiang Chu rushed over immediately and intercepted the opponent.
Luo Xiaonan drove the mecha to the other party's side.
Jiang Chu's mecha adaptability is as high as 99%, which is two percentage points higher than in the game.
Luo Xiaonan has also reached this amazing level.
Their children are also as high as more than 96%, and they can control them freely.
Jiang Chu waved the sword in his hand, swept across, and his momentum was strong and powerful!
The sword was so sharp that it was shocking. With one sword, it directly cut dozens of elite zombies into two pieces!
The weaknesses of these guys are on the head and are cut into two pieces. Although there is still a lot of qi and blood, they have lost their direct combat power!
The executioner didn't expect Jiang Chu to appear suddenly, and it would be too late to quit!
It was directly hit by Jiang Chu's sword on its front, and a blood mark suddenly appeared in its chest, and nearly 50,000 qi and blood were lost!
Jiang Chu shouted: "Awesome! So good!"
Mechas and guns have their own advantages.
The gun has strong weak points and its suppression ability is also first-class, especially submachine guns and shotguns.
The impact force and damage of the mecha are extremely high, especially the stronger the user, the more effective it can be.
At this time, Luo Xiaonan had already walked behind the other party!
The executioner had already felt a threat coming from behind and was about to use sprint teleportation to dodge!
But it did not expect that Jiang Chu's great sword would cross the line and block it.
The executioner was furious and swung the guillotine in his hand and slashed towards the sword!
Seeing that Jiang Yue'er was about to be attacked, Jiang Chu suddenly issued an order!
Instructions are transmitted by brain waves, which are much faster than speaking.
After receiving the instructions, Jiang Yue'er immediately broke away from Jiang Chu's electromagnetic link and ran away like flying.
The executioner lost his sword and almost fell under the influence of inertia!
At this moment, Luo Xiaonan grabbed the gap, hit the finale, and smashed the opponent's head!
“125454!”
A more terrifying damage number appears!
To be continued...