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Chapter 1 Chariots, Horses and Cannons

3000 Northern Yuan Dynasty

It is said that the first news now is: "It is said that the game company" has begun public beta of the online game "Wulin Ba Tu" which is claimed to be fully simulated.

It is said that within five years, no other game can replace the status of "Wulin Batu".

It is said that the holographic gaming glasses cost only or in other words, 5,000 yuan.

It is said that the game is very fun.

It is said that the story is about to begin.

It is said that the cafe:

Pao Tianming: 24 years old, 1.76 meters tall, weighs 75 kilograms, and looks slightly higher than ordinary people. He was a poor man. He transferred to City A when he was a very young man. After graduating from University A, he became a soldier. Two years later, he retired to work in a small company for business. His family background... When a person cannot starve to death, there is no domestic violence interference for the time being.

Pao Tianming sat next to him, Ma Jixian, his college best friend. Ma Jixian is also 24 years old. As for his good looks, he is so good that Pao Tianming admits that he is more liked by women than himself. Because Ma Jixian's family is not well-off, he works directly in a four-star hotel after graduation. Now he is a luggage student foreman. Although he is not very good at the official position, he is a fat man. In his words, his salary is basically not changed. In addition to tips for his own food and drink, he can also pay 3,000 yuan from his family every month.

Opposite them is a girl with a mole on the corner of her mouth, one year younger than them, named Che Ming. She is definitely a rich peasant, the daughter of a capitalist, and the second generation ancestor... However, she is also one of the "Cars and Horse Cannons" in University A. The model's figure, half-length shawl wet hair, and untouched eyebrows show her natural breath... In general, except for her slightly darker skin, she is basically a standard world-class beauty. Even so, Che Ming is at least not arrogant in front of Horse Cannons, and the relationship between the three can be said to be a very manly relationship.

It is not without reason for the three of them to be good. The three are classmates from elementary school to college. Their parents met one step earlier than them. Another reason is that the three families are all martial arts families. However, according to their views, even if they are in their generation, it is considered a masterpiece. The different practices of the three of them have a lot to do with their surnames. Che Ming is a big and upright Shaolin boxing technique. Don’t be surprised. Her and her brothers are a lay disciple of Shaolin. In this generation, they advocated only having one good child, so they had to pass on their martial arts to Che Ming. Che Ming said: Anyway, don’t break it in my generation. It doesn’t matter whether you pass it on or not in the future.

Ma Jixian plays with legs. As the saying goes, southern fist, northern legs, and he plays the most fierce sky-bounce legs. As for what kind of martial arts it is, he can't say, and this also gives Ma Jixian an excuse to no longer teach.

Pao Tianming is from the south, and he practices the Yue family's famous martial arts. When fighting, he emphasizes taking advantage of the needle and making close progress. He does not pursue strength over his opponent, but pays attention to the attack strength of the instantaneous blow. However, the chariot and horses are very dissatisfied with Pao Tianming because they are unhappy when fighting. In the words of the chariot and horses, they like to eat tofu with others. It is very exciting to watch the battle between the chariot and horses, and it sounds like crackling. However, Pao Tianming is the only person among the three who insists on practicing martial arts after graduation. As for teaching martial arts, it is unnecessary. There are still many people in Yue's martial arts.

The other three people are also very different. For example, when a car saw a group of boys fighting, they ignored it! When a group of girls fighting, they ignored it! When a group of girls beat a boy, they went up to help them step on it. When a man slapped a woman, they didn't say anything, punched and kicked the man directly, and called the police with the phone. The woman was moved and cried, "Husband, are you okay?" The car quickly started a hundred meters and disappeared into the vast crowd.

When the horse saw a group of boys fighting, he ignored it! When he saw a group of girls fighting, his eyes were lit, he rushed in immediately and volunteered to be a human shield. When he saw a group of girls fighting, he ignored it! When he saw a beautiful girl being bullied by a boy, he lifted her legs and kicked the boy away, he calmed down and said gently: "Hello, classmate, I am Ma Jixian from the XX Department, are you okay? Do you want me to help you back?"

When Pao saw a group of boys fighting, he immediately asked, "Brother, who beats who?... Oh, so that's it." When he left, he saw a group of girls fighting, he immediately asked, "Sisters, who will tear whom?... Oh, so that's it." When he left, he saw a group of girls beating a boy, he immediately shouted, "Brother! Have you stole their underwear again?" As a result, the boy was finally beaten into a coma. Seeing a boy bullying a girl, he immediately called the car: "Pao called a car, a girl was almost beaten to death by a boy at XX location... Why don't I help? How to help? What if the couple quarreled? Come quickly!" A few minutes later, the car came, and something happened in the previous part.

In general, cars are the ones who don’t like bullying women the most, and they are a bit feminine. What about horses? They are slutty. Men have nothing to do with them. Women have a life or death. Cannons are relatively boring people and gossip. Unless someone is seriously injured and in danger, they will definitely not interfere in other people’s affairs.

The car took out two boxes and said, "Eight thousand VIP goods per person, I finally got it." After that, he lit a cigarette.

The horse cannon opened the box and it was the holographic game glasses of "Wulin Batu" and each person put them away. The horse said: "This month I was regarded as a Kaizi, and I'm cleared from my body. I owe it first."

Only the cannon is a real person. After taking out a few pockets, he said, "Car! You can take it away for 80 yuan."

The car vomited a smoke ring and said, "Although I have fewer contacts after graduation, you are still friends enough, and I haven't seen each other with me. Why do you like to stay in that small company? My uncle is now very wealthy, so why don't he help you develop your future?"

Pao sighed and said, "You don't know that my old man is to start a business after he gets married. He said he has no sense of responsibility if he doesn't get married. When I get married, I will give me a small entrepreneurial fund. However, the old man has become a trend recently and said that he can get a grandson first, and it's like I can mate with myself."

Ma Deyi said: "You are not as good as me. The few kids in the car didn't like her. After the first love, they were waiting for the second spring. You should learn from me and spread love all over the world. After all, you have the one you like the most and most suitable one."

Che Cannon gave Ma a middle finger, and Che asked, "Do you think about the name of the game?"

Ma said: "I thought about it all night yesterday, and I still use my original online name "Bunker" to calmly and thickly."

Pao said: "I also call Qingmei tea making. Someone will eat, drink, and make tea when they use it. What about you? Can't you be the one who is driving around the world again?"

Che despised and said, "How can I do it? This time I want to be a woman so that two people can't say privately: Wow! Che's chest muscles are so big."

Ma Pao hurriedly explained: "We really didn't remember you as a woman."

Che Yi waved his hand and said without hesitation: "I am now over 30 years old. I'm called Luoyu Phoenix. How about it? This name is very poetic and picturesque."

Ma and Pao shivered at the same time. Pao said, "I have to re-examine my sexual orientation. Why don't you feel anything when you meet a woman?"

Ma said: "You are too much, how can you talk to me in person? Let's have a private chat later."

The car smashed the table and said, "I will be a woman this time, what's wrong?"
Chapter completed!
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