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Tanabata (1)

The Chinese Valentine's Day finally arrived. This is a day that is destined to be extraordinary. As soon as the bell rings, the cloudless sky begins to snow. This sentence is not a bad sentence, but it really snows without clouds, and it is summer.

Pao Tianming drank beer on the first floor of the restaurant and scolded: "It's so good! It's so good! It's so cold when it's sun and snowing, but it's so red snow. The more crazy thing is the red peach snow. Why don't you get down the block? That player can kill him?"

Pili, Budzukong, echoed: "That's it! I'm full and full."

The three bachelors were enjoying the loneliness of the Chinese Valentine's Day in desolately. Before the snow had fallen, the sparrows and magpies in the game were rushing up and a magpies (croak) bridge was set up in the air. The whole sky instantly turned into a Milky Way with stars. Finally, a huge rainbow bridge built from east to west reflects on the magpie bridge.

"The head is broken, the head is broken, there are stars, sunshine and rainbows. Designers, you guys with a pig brain, IQ 50."

"That's it! I'm full." These two people didn't like this scene, but they had identities and were well-educated. They didn't learn to be accustomed to the next day.

A man's grieving voice came from the door: "Forget it, I hope he doesn't have any bloody things like Santa Claus and Snow White."

When Pao Tianming saw that "Ha" was walking alone, he called out, "Come here, waiter has a cup. Why do you have time to come to visit me?"

Du Xing sighed and said, "I was forced."

"I was forced?" The three of them didn't understand this.

"You don't know?"

"What do you know?"

Lonely said in pain: "Today, all monsters only have roses but no experience. All system stores, pharmacies, blacksmith shops, restaurants, teahouses, etc. only sell roses. You players' shops can still eat something."

Pao Tianming's eyes lit up and immediately turned around and shouted: "Waiter, increase the price of all food and wine by 10,000%. A cup of tea will be sold for 200 gold, and each person will consume a minimum of 200 gold. No bargaining, no discounts, and no credit."

...

The four men began to silently look at the starry sky, red snow, magpie bridge... The game company is pushing people to death...

"HI, where are you?" the real man asked.

Pao Tianming pointed at his side: "There is still a place, so what do you want to talk to the waiter?"

Five men began to watch the rainbow. The designers were inhumane and did not even let go of children under 20.

...

Not long after, Xueying also came and saw a group of men drinking beer. He stammered: "I... I just thought there should be someone here."

"Yeah." The real man understood and nodded and pointed to the empty seat beside him and said, "Hello, waiter."

Every time a bachelor is added, everyone feels more relaxed, and everyone will share the pain. The real man understands this truth, otherwise the blood shadow will not be too eager to find comfort. The purpose of coming is to see other bachelors.

At one o'clock in the morning, Xingying actually appeared at the door of the store, looked at everyone in surprise and said, "Where are everyone?" After that, he found a seat.

The most unique person in the lone, kicked the chair and said, "Where is cooler, go wherever you go." Everyone, including Pao Tianming, admired the lone action very much. Everyone agreed that Xingying is here to ruin everyone.

Xingying still smiled bitterly and said to herself on the chair: "I am the same as you! Hei Niu negotiated with Xiaoxue yesterday."

"Oh?" Everyone glared and asked excitedly: "What's the result?"

"The result? Xiaoxue killed the black girl and then pulled me to the blacklist." Xingying said tragically. He was particularly looking forward to anyone present to comfort him.

"Retribution!" Pao Tianming sighed: "It makes you a man and two women like it. Alas! Do you know how we bachelors are born? It is because women are too idiotic. Look at the house, which one is not an elite in the martial arts world, but why are there no women looking at them?"

"Women like men who are a little dangerous and a little bad. It is difficult for men as honest as us to win the hearts of women." Xingying was very kind today and assigned herself and Pao Tianming to the ranks of honest men.

The real man asked in confusion: "The murderer must have many girlfriends?"

"Yes!" Pili sighed and said, "You know there is such a news, right? It's said that a murderer was in his early 20s, but he had about a hundred girlfriends. At that time, the reporter went to interview for only a quarter of an hour, and five women came to visit the prison, and they came in a collective understanding. While crying, they shouted: Brother! Why are you so stupid? Brother! I'll wait for you. Brother! Hug. Oh my, I think in order to solve the major events in our life, I suggest that we jointly report to remove all the criminals from thieves to death row prisoners."

Du Xing echoed and scolded: "These women don't know what real men are. They are not a slutty boy. Tell you that all the real men are sitting here." The words behind were shouted at the door.

"That's it!" All the bachelors and widows agreed.

...Two o'clock in the morning

"The snow is still falling." The real man said with his chin.

"Yes, I'm still down." Everyone answered casually.

At this time, a couple appeared in front of everyone. Everyone was stunned for a second and then asked collectively: "What are you doing?" Now everyone is particularly disliked about couples. As soon as they saw them, they felt that they were here to ruin themselves.

The couple was also frightened by this scene. Anyone who took it out was a big shot in the world. Now that the man asked such a fierce question, he didn't know how to answer the question on the spot.

Fortunately, women are always stronger and said timidly: "We'll buy some food. We can't buy it outside."

"Oh!" Everyone expressed their understanding collectively: "Please inside."

"We...we'd better change one." The man said courageously.

Pao Tianming was furious and slapped the table. The table roared in a split second and said, "What do you think of me?"

"We buy, we buy." The woman stopped the urge to take out the weapons of the man around her, went to flip through Xiaoer Moji, and then carried two cups of tea and ran away with tears. She couldn't afford anything else, there was no way...

"Whoever eats enough water!" Pao Tianming said in Minnan dialect: "Relaxless people can only drink alcohol."

At this time, another couple appeared, but this time everyone didn't get angry because they were acquaintances, Ma and Ye Zi.

Ma said in surprise: "Why are there so many people?"

"Hmph!" Everyone collectively made a sound. If they didn't get angry, they could ridicule us. Bachelors also have self-esteem.

Ma Xiao said, "My Ye Zi insists that I care about my lonely brother on this special and wonderful day... Of course, I will buy some food by the way."

Pao Tianming said listlessly: "Sister-in-law, please give me a discount."

Ye Zi went in to buy things, and Ma Chupao Tianming asked, "Don't everyone have no goals, right?"

Xingying cried and said, "I sent an invitation letter, but I chose to refuse."

Blood Shadow: "Same as above!"

Buzui sighed: "You still know where to send it, but I don't know who to send it to."

Cannon: "Same as above!"

Walk alone: ​​"Same as above!"

Pili, don't get drunk: "Same as above!"

But the real man cried loudly: "They didn't let me send it. They said that they would fail to invite people to have gender."

"..." Everyone was silent for a minute.

After seeing Ye Zi buy good things, Ma said, "Everyone eats and drinks first, I will go ahead."

"Go, go!"

After Ma and Ye Zi left the store, Ye Zi floated in and said a complaining sentence: "Your friend opens a black store, and it's 10 times more expensive than outside."

...

At three o'clock in the morning, just when everyone was numb, a man with a ragged body, black and burnt body... or a woman rushed into the restaurant. When Pao Tianming just stood up and wanted to drive him out, she saw the man hugging Pao Tianming and crying loudly: "Cook tea, help me!"

"Who are you?" Everyone felt that their voices were familiar, but the appearance was so scary. They were furious and had some exposed skin bleeding. Not to mention them, even his or her biological mother might not know him or her.

"I am a little fish! Wupisces."

"Nonsense! Xiaoyu is not as handsome as you?" Pao Tianming retorted with certainty.

"It's really me!... Do you remember what happened when we blackened Leng Ruoxuejin Bodhisattva? Didn't it just us who did it together?"

Pao Tianming raised Wu Pisces' chin and looked at him carefully: "It seems to be true."

Xueying hurriedly took a cloak and covered Wu Pisces with confusion and asked: "Why did this happen? Didn't you go on a date with that... Queen?"

After drinking a glass of hot soup made by Pili, Wu Piyu finally stabilized his emotions, and then he told the story with tears and snot:

As soon as 0:00 a.m., Wu Pisiyu immediately sent an invitation letter. The queen of the diva cooperated to go to the appointment. The two chose the romantic beach island as a vacation place. At first, it was fine, but then the queen of the diva took the initiative to ask Wu Pisiyu to apply sunscreen oil. Wu Pisiyu had a bloody sexual intercourse at that time...

But just as the queen of divine work was halfway through, she suddenly used the "Nine Yin White Bone Claws" to beat Wu Pisifish to death frequently. Wu Pisifish didn't understand what was going on, so the queen of divine fell down and Wu Pisifish was immediately dissipated.

Pliers, wire, candles, matches, peppers, bamboo sticks...

The queen picked up the candle and sighed, "I didn't catch a turtle, but I caught a small fish. One million and a half million, take it out."

"You...what do you mean?" Wu Pisces could not adapt to it from heaven to hell.

The queen called out the system elves to start the automatic photography function of taking a photo every 5 seconds. Then she grabbed Wu Pisi's hand, stuffed the candle into Wu Pisi's hand and lit it. Then she grabbed Wu Pisi's hand and started playing the wax game on Wu Pisi's head.

"Ah!" Wu Pisces screamed, and the pain caused him to faint from the pain.

"Do you know, what happens if you take this wire through the tendon and pull it out?"

Wu Pisces cried and said, "It hurts! What exactly do you want?"

"You need everything, equipment, money. I know you have a deposit of more than 1.5 million. I also asked you to cut the stock yesterday. Look, how thoughtful I am for you." (To be continued. If you want to know what happens next, please log in, more chapters, support the author, and support genuine reading!)
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