Chapter 91(1/2)
After his health improved, Fu Yunshen, who could not stand the noise, was discharged from the hospital early. As a patient, Shi Mu naturally could not let him live alone, so he could only take Fu Yunshen back to his own home.
It was about 10 o'clock when I came back from the hospital, and it was still early, so Shi Mu was going out to buy some food.
The most important thing is that she had to buy another fake Jinjiang. She originally bought two, one was burned and the other was thrown to no avail. Maybe it was when the garbage was cleaned up last time when she cleaned up the cabinet. Thinking of the renminbi that was thrown away for nothing, Shi Mu felt a pain in his heart.
Put your wallet in, put on your sneakers, Shi Mu turned around and went out.
"Where are you going?" Hearing the movement, Fu Yunshen, who was lying in the bedroom, hurriedly got up.
"Go out and buy something, and you keep sleeping."
Fu Yunshen's eyes were full of suspicion. After pursing his dry lips, he silently came over and picked up his shoes from the shoe rack, bent down and changed into it. His beautiful eyes looked at her quietly, and the meaning inside was already very obvious.
Shi Mu was quiet for a few seconds and said, "I'm going to the sex toy store."
Fu Yunshen's eyes lit up.
Shi Mu dispelled his expectations with just one sentence, "Don't think too much, I bought it for myself."
...used by yourself.
Instead of thinking too much, Fu Yunshen became even more imaginative.
Thinking of the pink vibrator in Shi Mu's drawer and her previous abnormal behavior, Fu Yun raised the corners of his lips and pressed his elbows against the door frame. He was handsome and handsome, "I don't want money."
He thought, he was already very straightforward.
Shi Mu widened his eyes, his ears turned red, and he reached out to pull down Fu Yunshen's arm, and was angry and embarrassed: "What are you dreaming about in broad daylight?"
After taking a last look at him, Shi Mu walked out of the door in a straightforward pace.
Fu Yunshen frowned and followed her slowly.
Shi Mu glanced at the boy with a sideways and finally reminded: "I'm not kidding, you really want to go with me."
He put his hands in his pockets, and the burning sunlight made him unable to open his eyes. His dark and narrow phoenix eyes were half-closed, his eyes drooped, and his pupils looked even more deep and beautiful.
"Well." Fu Yunshen responded indifferently.
After taking the bus to the commercial street, Shi Mu stood in front of the familiar sex toy store but hesitated.
Why does she always feel so strange and ashamed?
I think it wasn't like this the previous two times?
Two big men... Oh no, one big man and another fake man are in broad daylight, and people come and go, and why are people thinking about it wrong?
"Why don't you go in?" Seeing that Shi Mu had been stagnating at the door, Fu Yunshen couldn't help but urge.
Shi Mu glanced at him and walked in.
Fu Yun glanced at the end of the light, and two lines of words were posted on the door: Men cannot decide their size, but you can. Ta cannot satisfy your pleasure, we can.
"..." What a mess.
Fu Yunshen frowned and looked back.
When the salesperson saw someone coming in, the salesperson smiled and walked towards them. When he saw Shi Mu, he was stunned at first, and then his smile became deeper, "Customer, welcome again."
again?
Fu Yunshen raised his eyebrows.
After realizing the look of Fu Yunshen looking at him, Shi Mu coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment and talked to the salesperson as usual: "I want..."
"We just happened to have a new model here. This material is better than the last time. There is a hidden massage hole on Jinjiang to satisfy your love and your lover." As he said that, the salesperson smiled meaningfully at Fu Yunshen.
His eyebrows froze, and he felt unhappy.
Shi Mu didn't notice Fu Yunshen's emotions, shook his head and said, "It's just ordinary, by the way, is this fireproof?"
Fireproof?
The salesperson looked at Shi Mu and Fu Yunshen again, his face turned red and he stuttered: "Generally speaking... it won't catch fire. I think you can... be gentle?"
Fu Yunshen: “…”
Shi Mu: "..."
Shi Mu explained with a false smile, "You misunderstood, it's just a literal fire."
Even the salesperson who is used to seeing the world still couldn't help but feel embarrassed when facing this situation.
Shi Mu was not much better, so she reached out and slapped her face: "Just this one."
The salesperson asked: "Where is the size?"
Shi Mu said: "xl?"
The salesperson looked embarrassed: "Are you sure?"
Shi Mu nodded; "Confirm."
Salesperson: "If the xl expansion is nearly 20cm, I think..."
Shi Mu opened his mouth and was about to speak, but Fu Yunshen suddenly pulled the person behind him, his voice cold: "Get the smallest trumpet."
Fu Yunshen was tall and had an unrefutable tone. Seeing his eyebrows and eyes fading, it was really fascinating. The salesperson nodded blankly, and did what Fu Yunshen said without any response.
While someone was going to get things, Shi Mu pulled Fu Yunshen's sleeves dissatisfied: "What are you doing? The S code is only 8cm, and Zhou Zhi found out that he must have ridiculed me for shrinking."
Hearing this, Fu Yunshen was so angry that he sneered: "It's true that you are still counting on this thing to revive the mighty power?"
Shi Mu didn't speak, lowering his head and pissed.
Fu Yunshen's eyes were burning and he smiled and said, "Looking at you, you are so skillful, have you made plans from the beginning?"
Shi Mu shrank his neck and dared not say anything.
"Customer, your stuff is packed." The salesperson put the shopping bag on the table. "Since you are an old customer here, you can give you a box of the latest luminous condoms. This luminous condom is divided into fragrance and fragrance-free. There are many options for luminous colors, and of course, there are also special ones."
Shi Mu was shocked by the colorful condom style and couldn't help asking, "What is the special one?"
The salesperson smiled and took out two or three boxes to put them in front of the two, "This one is called Colorful Mary Sue, the luminous color is Seven Colorful. This one is Peppa Pig, you match me with me. The set is a unique luminous version of Peppa Pig. Oh yes, there are emoticon styles, which one you need?"
Shi Mu waved his hand quickly: "Forget it, no, no."
The vibrator last time hurt her. Now I can’t bear it with another luminous condom.
The salesperson took his hand back with a pity.
As a result, Shi Muqian just left the door, Fu Yunshen ticked his finger at the salesperson, and his low voice made people blush and his heart beat, "Get me a box of Peppa Pig."
"Okay." The salesperson smiled and handed the thing to Fu Yunshen.
Fu Yunshen took it and put it in his arms, and quickly followed.
The commercial street is always crowded and rushing.
Shi Mu bought a cup of fruit tea along the way, and he was speechless with a straw in his mouth, "Where have you been?"
Fu Yunshen's face was expressionless and panicked: "Tie the shoelaces."
Shi Mu didn't ask much, and turned to the rest chair on the side of the road to sit down. Fu Yunshen followed her.
The boy supported the back of the chair with his long arms, looking at Shi Mu lazyly. From this direction, her side face was very beautiful, the heaven was smooth and full, with a straight nose bridge, slightly raised cherry red lipsticks, and her upper and lower eyelashes were curled and thick, and her too long hair was obediently pressed in front of her ears.
He was originally a beautiful little girl, but he ended up trying to do this for him.
Fu Yunshen's vision slipped down, and Shi Mu was wearing a wide printed T-shirt and denim half-legged pants, revealing two pieces of slender and straight calves.
He rarely observed Shi Mu's body before, but now he carefully appreciated it, but he felt that the clothes had ruined her body.
After pursing his beautiful lips, Fu Yunshen pulled Shi Mu next to him. Shi Mu, who was slowly drinking milk tea, accidentally opened the straw into his nostrils.
She coughed with choking and complained dissatisfiedly: "What are you doing?"
Fu Yunshen didn't say anything and pulled Shi Mu into a women's clothing store.
"Hello, do you need anything?"
Facing the beautiful young lady who came over to greet her, Fu Yunshen just looked around at the dresses displayed in the closet.
Shi Mu lowered his head and struggled, lowering his voice: "Fu Yunshen, this is a women's clothing store..."
He nodded: "I know."
Shi Mu looked around and his voice was even smaller: "You know you're still here..."
He didn't want to respond, he just pulled the person tighter.
After looking around, he finally stopped.
It was a red dress with a waist tucked, with a slightly exposed back, and a few sexy and cute look. Fu Yunshen's eyelids drooped, and her face reflected in her eyes. If Shi Mu was wearing it, it would look very good.
Fu Yun pushed Shi Mu deeply: "You go and try it."
The shopping guide hurriedly said, "Sorry, customer, this one is a women's model."
Fu Yunshen's expression turned cold; "I'm not blind, I just want that one."
The other party was stunned for a moment and realized that Shi Mu was a woman, but she looked a little neutral and didn't dare to delay. She quickly turned her head to find the size suitable for Shi Mu.
That skirt was really beautiful. If she had liked it before, but... Shi Mu had already adapted to the height of 175 and the wide and comfortable casual men's clothing. She felt a little embarrassed when she put on clothes in front of so many people.
To be continued...