1. The Pig Killer
Spring has just arrived and everything has not yet fully recovered. The people in Jiangjiaqing have gone to bed early. When they have nothing to do, they must do "bad" things!
However, Masturbation just happened to come back from the dark outside. In his scattered memories, the broken house in front should be the door of his current body. He just wants to go home and take care of his extremely chaotic thoughts.
"Get out!" At this moment, Yang Gang heard a woman's angry shout from the room.
"Stop pretending to be pure, you have never seen a man?" A eunuch-like accent suddenly came out, making the masculine stunned.
This was obviously a man's voice, deliberately disguised himself, and a little sharp, but he could hear it, it should be his uncle Jiang Shangfei!
It's so late, how could he be at his home?
He instantly understood what was going on! This kid wanted to turn his head green!
Just as I was about to break into the door, I heard my wife Lin Xi curse, "You shameless guy, who are you? Be careful that my man will come back and kill you!"
"Haha, is your man just a waste? Even if you don't dare to catch chickens, let alone kill people?" Although Jiang Shangfei deliberately concealed his voice, he still sounded a little proud, "Otherwise, one like you is tender and fragrant, why don't he catch it well?"
"Ah!" Lin Xi's scream mixed with fear, cutting through the night sky!
Maleman was furious and kicked the door open, but the lights inside turned off and he didn't dare to rush in. The hero wouldn't suffer any loss in front of him! He was afraid that the other party would carry a weapon.
"Who?" Jiang Shangfei's somewhat shocked voice came from inside.
At this time, Lin Xi suddenly rushed out of the room and rushed towards Malei in panic.
With the faint moonlight, Maleman looked at Lin Xi and saw that her hair was disheveled, as if she had undergone a series of resistance. Although her clothes were a little disheveled, she should not have let the other party succeed, and no green grass grew on her head.
Instead of dodging, he hugged his wife in his arms, and a warm breath came to his face. It was really warm and fragrant!
However, Lin Xi was so scared that she was trembling. When she found that the person was masculine, she cried with joy and couldn't speak.
"It's okay, I'm here!" Yang Gang comforted her.
"You, aren't you dead?" Jiang Shangfei said in a little startled.
"You die, I will not die!" Masturbation said lightly.
"Haha, I said who is here? It turns out that you are a dissatisfied guy who has a beautiful wife who has been wasted at home, but he is going to fool around!" Jiang Shangfei was a little scared, but after hearing the masculine voice, he suddenly became bolder and shot a flashlight at his masculine face, trying to blur his eyes and then perform a good show from Ximen Daguanren.
Yang Gang hurriedly blocked the light with his hand, stepped back, pulled his wife aside, and suddenly punched him out, hitting Jiang Shangfei's face.
Jiang Shangfei was not careful that Yang Gang dared to hit him, so he couldn't help but scream and retreated into the house, and the flashlight in his hand also landed on the ground.
Masculine moves very quickly, and snatches the flashlight and shines it on Jiang Shangfei's face.
Jiang Shangfei's face was now covered with bleeding from his mouth and nose, and his eyes were looking at masturbating in horror, but he was so stinged by the flashlight that he closed his eyes.
"Is it you?" Lin Xi asked in disbelief, "You are worthy of me? You are worthy of my sister?"
"Hmph, this guy is also a useless person anyway!" Jiang Shangfei saw that his identity had been exposed, so he couldn't help but go out and said, "I'm idle too, why waste such a good "land". I've been married for so long and I haven't even seen any buds. I'm helping you!"
Masculine and coldly looked at this shameless uncle, seeing what else he wants to say next?
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Until this moment, Male Gang still couldn't believe that he had really survived. He always felt like a dream and dreamy. He remembered that he was seriously ill and accidentally left a world.
It turns out that it is not really the end, but another beginning.
But everything has changed, no longer the lights and wine, only a body that does not belong to him, and there is also a cute woman.
It is worth mentioning that this person is also called masculine! Should I do something for him and seek some justice?
Seeing that he didn't say anything, Jiang Shangfei couldn't help but become more courageous and said in a deep voice: "If you have the will, kill me, otherwise you will definitely feel better in the future!"
Lin Xi was so angry that she couldn't speak. She had never seen her brother-in-law be so shameless.
Although this person always glanced at her with his eyes, he never touched her or touched her.
She couldn't help but curse: "I must tell my sister about this and let him divorce you!"
"Hmph, I'm sorry. If I hadn't taken a fancy to your father, I wouldn't have married your sister!" Jiang Shangfei suddenly said with hatred, "Now, yours is no longer in power. Do you think I'm still afraid of you?"
"You..." Lin Xi was so angry that she couldn't speak.
"I didn't expect that you are such a person, and you are interested in other people's father!" Yang Gang cursed.
Jiang Shangfei: "..."
"Why, I broke into my house in the middle of the night, intending to rape a girl and wanting to steal something. Is it still right now?" Yang Gang continued.
"Then what do you want? No one here has ever been testified, so who has seen it? At that time, I will say, "You have deceived me here, want to make money and kill me, and you want to blame me, see if people listen to me, the captain, or what you, a dog, a man and a woman?"
"Oh, it turns out that you are relying on this power!" Yang Gang said sneered.
"So what? Anyway, your family is here and you can't find a witness. I'm still afraid of you? If you are more tactful and pay me a little bit of medicine, maybe because everyone is a family, I won't care about you, otherwise I will kill you, a waste!"
Looking at Jiang Shangfei, who became more and more proud of his words, Yang Gang suddenly felt a little funny and said in a deep voice: "In this way, you can't let you go out of this door. I will kill you like a pig!"
Speaking of this, Maleman remembered that he was a pig slaughter in his previous life, and he couldn't help but feel a little funny. If he really killed this person like a pig, he might be able to sell it for two cents.
"Haha! With you, don't think that I hit me just now. That's because I'm not prepared. Now, if you really have a genitals, you won't say so much to me. Come, kill me, come if you have a genitals! Kill here!" Jiang Shangfei said, suddenly thrust his chest up and pointed his finger at his chest.
He really thought that Masturbation was just so angry that he didn't see clearly that it was him, otherwise he would not dare to take action!
Male Gang couldn't help but sneer and punched him hard, hitting Jiang Shangfei in the chest.
A scream came out, Jiang Shangfei's body fell backwards, and a mouthful of blood almost spurted out.
However, the matter was not over. Male rushes into the small room, punches and kicks, and makes Jiang Shangfei so hard that he howls like a pig.
"Boy, you called to beat me. If you don't beat me, you won't give me face. Anyway, my wife testified here, so I don't believe me. I can't beat you, the green man!"
While fighting, Male Gang thought: I remember that a pig weighing 500 pounds would have to put him down. Who are you?
Lin Xi was so scared that he stood aside and looked at masturbation with some disbelief. Is this his timid and timid husband?
Chapter completed!