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Thirteen salted fish

Chen Chuchu was completely panicked. She had been a little drifting in the past two days. She actually forgot that she was in the harem and needed to be extremely careful.

She just didn't want to serve the doctor, so she lied that she had a stomachache, and then accidentally got caught by him, so he forced her to eat three kilograms of winter dates.

If the content on this paper is clearly seen by the dog emperor, according to his vindictive nature, she would have to be stripped of half of her skin.

Thinking of this, she no longer cared about pretending to be gentle and ladylike. Chen Chuchu couldn't reach his arm, so she had to step on the bottom of the flower pot and helped to run towards him in three steps.

Sima Zhi never thought that she would be so bold. When he took off the paper ball, she rushed towards him like a hungry wolf. He had no time to dodge, so she rushed him right away.

Chen Chuchu pressed his shoulder with his arm, leaped up with force, snatched the paper ball from his palm, and threw it out in the direction of the brazier.

Before she could breathe a sigh of relief, the bottom of the flower pot under her feet tilted backwards, and her body could no longer maintain balance. Her pupils shrank suddenly, and she subconsciously grabbed his clothes.

Sima Zhi wanted to pull her, but who knew that her hand was so strong that she pulled his clothes like a strong cow. She pulled her clothes down and pulled them down in the blink of an eye, and the two of them fell to the ground together.

As the moment he fell down, as he watched the dog emperor's face grow bigger and bigger in front of him, Chen Chuchu had only one thought in his mind - don't kiss him.

The law of a bloody romance novel is that if a woman falls, the man will hug the woman who falls and turn around.

If two people fall down together, they will definitely have to touch each other and something embarrassing and embarrassing will happen.

As it turned out, Chen Chuchu was thinking too much, and the height difference between the two of them was mostly half. Even if they fell down, it would be impossible for him to kiss her lips just right.

Yes, due to the height difference, his handsome face fell into a softness. The high nose bridge was too strong, and the impact of the collision slowly flowed down from his nose.

Chen Chuchu was not feeling well. She grinned in pain. Fortunately, her clothes were worn thickly. Otherwise, his heavy body would have hit him and his shit would have been knocked out.

She felt something heavy on her chest, and she stubbornly looked at her neck, and saw only a dark head. She pulled his head away and glared at him subconsciously.

The two of them looked at each other, and they could clearly hear each other's heartbeats in the quiet air. If they did not look at their distorted facial expressions, it would be a very beautiful scene.

Yang Hai was carrying a basket of carrot charcoal in his hand. Xiao Dezi followed him, holding a box of winter dates in his hand. The two walked into Yonghe Palace and saw this indescribable scene.

The emperor, the nine-five-deserving emperor, threw Concubine Chu to the ground. Before he could even untied her clothes, he buried the noble head in her chest...

Yang Hai's arms trembled and he hurriedly pulled Xiao Dezi to retreat, but the emperor had already raised his head and saw them.

I have never seen the emperor turn over the green head card. I guess the emperor must have been suffocated. Seeing that the nose was bleeding, Xiao Dezi thought to himself in his heart.

Sima Zhi took a deep breath, and he looked at Chen Chuchu with cold eyes. He thought she had restrained her affair recently, but she was so brave that she wanted to go to heaven and dared to compete with him.

He just saw a few small words on the paper ball, which seemed to be "Yu Shu stood in front of the wind", and Yu Shu usually refers to a handsome man in Yu Shu's wind.

The paper ball must be a love poem she wrote to her adulterer, otherwise she would not have reacted so much and went to snatch the paper ball regardless of offense.

It seems that Concubine Chu hasn't seen her adulterer for a while. If it weren't for this, how could she feel itchy and couldn't help but express her longing for her adulterer on paper.

Chen Chuchu, who was so furrowed by him, shrank her head. Her chest was hit so much that it hurt, but she didn't dare to reach out to rub it. After all, the dog emperor was still pressing on her.

Fortunately, she has developed well. If she had a flat figure like Jiapin, she would have to knock the earth slope into a basin when she was hit like this.

Seeing that Yang Hai could not hide, fortunately, he did not hide. He bent over by the red lacquer pillar and helped the emperor up tremblingly.

Sima Zhi stood up and waved the dust on his body. He squinted his eyes and stared at Concubine Chu, only to see her huddled there like a quail, as if he had done something to bully her.

"What is the intention of this behavior of the beloved concubine?"

He stretched out his fingers with distinct joints and gently rubbed the blood in the middle of the human body.

Chen Chuchu got up carefully, then knelt at his feet. She glanced at the clean paper balls in the brazier with the corner of her eyes, and finally felt relieved.

Anyway, if it is burned, there is no evidence to die. Next, just make up an excuse to fool the matter.

Chen Chuchu said sincerely: "I am weak and sick when I urinate, so my adoptive father asked me for an amulet, but the amulet can only last for seven years and will burn it when the time comes, otherwise it will cause unlucky."

"It was time yesterday. I wanted to burn this talisman, but when I copied the Diamond Sutra, I was too fascinated and forgot about it.

I am afraid that this talisman will bring unlucky to the emperor, so I am in a hurry to offend the emperor and ask the emperor to forgive me!"

Chen Chuchu looked at him pitifully and sighed in her heart, she is so smart that she can even think of such nonsense excuses.

Sima Zhi looked at her pitiful face. If he had not heard her heart, he would have almost believed her nonsense.

After this incident, he became more and more aware that she had an adulterer. Since she talked nonsense, it would make no sense for him to continue asking. In short, she would never tell the truth.

He felt a heat in his nose, and another red nosebleed flowing down. Yang Hai wanted to hand him a silk handkerchief, but he raised his hand to reject Yang Hai's silk handkerchief.

"Where is the veil I gave to my beloved concubine?"

Sima Zhi said expressionlessly.

Chen Chuchu was embarrassed: "I don't remember where I put it..."

What a joke, since the limited edition ice silk handkerchief was given to her, he wouldn't want to go back.

Sima Zhi narrowed his eyes and laughed carelessly, "It is a great disrespect to destroy the things he gave me, and he should be killed according to his crime."

Chen Chuchu quickly took out the ice silk handkerchief from his sleeve and squeezed out two wry smiles from his teeth: "I suddenly remembered that I was afraid that the emperor's handkerchief would be dirty, so I put it away."

Sima Zhi bent down calmly, took the veil from her hand, and in front of her, he slowly tore the veil in half, rolled it into a long strip and stuffed it into his nose.

Chen Chuchu: "..."

Dog man! If you waste natural resources, you will be struck by lightning!

Her limited edition ice silk handkerchief! He used it to wipe her nose again...

Seeing her mentality collapsed, Sima Zhi finally felt a little more relieved. He pulled the blood-stained handkerchief out of his nose, threw it into the brazier, and then wiped the bloodstains between his nose with the silk handkerchief that had taken Yang Hai.

He glanced at the food box in Xiao Dezi's hand, and looked at Chen Chuchu with a smile on his face: "Yang Hai, you must stay with Concubine Chu to accompany you, so that you can go back to the Palace of Yangxin."

"If Concubine Chu is not sick and cannot attend the palace banquet tomorrow, I will ask you!"

He pondered for a moment and added another sentence.

After saying that, Sima Zhi left with his hands behind his back and did not want to stay in Yonghe Palace for a moment.

Yang Hai took the food box from Xiao Dezi and signaled Xiao Dezi to go back to serve the emperor first. After everyone left, he put the winter dates in the food box in an exquisite small plate.

"Empress, it's getting late. After you have used up the winter dates, I'll go back and report to the emperor."

Chen Chuchu patted the soil on her knees and climbed up from the ground. This feudal era was really deadly and she would kneel down at any time. Her knees hurt.

She sat back on the imperial concubine's couch and looked at the more than 20 winter dates in the plate. She felt relieved. There must be no three kilograms of winter dates in the plate.

After all, this winter date is precious, and the emperor should only say something angry. She just wants to finish eating these things.

Chen Chuchu finished eating the last winter date in the plate and couldn't help but burp: "I have finished eating it, so please don't wait for Eunuch Yang for a long time."

Yang Hai smiled and brought out another plate of winter dates from the food box: "Empress, there are two plates here. You can eat it slowly, and I will wait for you."

Chen Chuchu: "..."

At the end of the meal, she felt like her throat was stabbed by a needle. The honey-like winter dates made her feel panicked and her stomach was filled with coldness.

While eating, she secretly hid the winter dates in her sleeves. She could eat two less, or two.

Yang Hai also turned a blind eye to Concubine Chu's actions. Although the emperor asked him to supervise Concubine Chu here to finish her meal, the emperor added a sentence before leaving that he would ask Concubine Chu to attend the palace banquet tomorrow.

If Concubine Chu really gets drunk, she will definitely not be able to attend the palace banquet.

Therefore, the emperor asked him to stay in Yonghe Palace not to let him stare at Concubine Chu and finish eating the winter dates, but to keep him as a deterrent, so as not to avoid Concubine Chu from not having a good memory next time and pretending to be sick and fooling the emperor.

With Concubine Chu's temperament, he naturally would not obediently eat all three kilograms of winter dates, so he just needed to pretend that he couldn't see it when Concubine Chu's small actions, and there was no need to be serious with her.

Even if she hid and ate, Chen Chuchu was still very full. She finished eating the last plate of winter dates. While burping, she handed the plate to Eunuch Yang: "Eat, burp... it's finished."

Yang Hai took the plate and put the things into the food box. After packing up the things, he smiled gently at her and said, "The emperor is concerned about the empress. That is the blessing of the empress. At tomorrow's palace banquet, don't be late."

His words were reminding her not to pretend to be sick tomorrow and not to go to the palace banquet. If she annoys the emperor again, then she might have to suffer any more.

Chen Chuchu's little face was a little pale. She smiled at Eunuch Yang with gratitude, but she had already greeted the eighteen generations of the Dog Emperor's ancestors in her heart.

She can't afford this kind of blessing if she loves and wants!

After Yang Hai left, Chen Chuchu stood still all night without falling asleep. Her stomach was swollen and she wandered around the yard for a long time, but the winter dates she had eaten could not be digested.

Fortunately, the original owner lived with the woodcutter and always had to do some rough and tiring work on weekdays. He grew up eating coarse grains and was stronger than the petite lady. He was lucky enough to not have diarrhea.

The next morning, Chen Chuchu got off the bed with two dark circles of eyes. She almost didn't close her eyes all night. Although she started to feel sleepy in the early morning, she didn't dare to sleep longer.

Yesterday, Eunuch Yang reminded her that if she was late again today, she would be afraid that the dog emperor would threaten her with personal revenge.

The palace banquet started at Shenshi, which is around 3:00 to 5:00 in the afternoon. It is still winter now, and the weather is relatively short, and the sun sets after 5:00.

Biyue said that the emperor usually arrives at Shen Shi 3, so the concubines have to wait there one hour in advance, and she has to start preparing in the morning.

Since the emperor ascended the throne, he has no interest in the harem and has been busy with the affairs of the previous court all day long. He always has a meal at the palace banquet and hastily left. He has never turned over any concubine's sign to stay overnight.

But this time it was different. Chen Chuchu remembers that in the original text, after the original owner was carried away with pollen allergies, the dog emperor turned over Jiapin's green-headed card. That night, Jiapin stayed in the Yangxin Palace, and the next day, he was rewarded like a flowing water and entered Jiapin's Changchun Palace.

The plot returns to the original track, but Chen Chuchu is not very happy. Yesterday, the dog emperor tortured her like that, and today the dog emperor's old lover wants tortured her again. Did she owe them something to her in her previous life?

She picked up a box of lip-fat from the dressing table in a depressed mood. She was about to open it, but Biyue stopped her: "Empress, you must not take it out again. This lip-fat is filled with peach juice. The emperor is allergic to peaches."
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