Extra four(1/2)
The next day, Chen Chuchu was lying on the couch and sleeping soundly, and a person rushed in from the hall.
"Chuchu, I'm back!"
A familiar voice came from outside the door.
Chen Chuchu rubbed his eyes in a daze: "Who are you?"
The visitor paused, and the smile on his face gradually solidified: "Which one do you want to see?"
Hearing this faint tone, Chen Chuchu could think of who this personality was with her toes.
"I haven't seen Da Wangba for a long time, when will he come out again?"
She put on her clothes lazily, crawled down from the couch slowly, and walked towards the outer hall.
Dashu snorted coldly and sat on the imperial concubine's couch without hesitation: "What's there to see about him? He's so stupid that he almost killed me."
Originally, he used witchcraft to suppress Da Wangba, but unexpectedly, on the day when the Queen Mother was buried, Da Wangba broke through the witchcraft and came out to see the Queen Mother's body for the last time.
It was this side that made the princes who were eyeing him notice his abnormality.
He could share all the memories of Dawangba's personality, because he could clearly see every move when Dawangba came out.
But Da Wangba was not good, so Da Wangba was unaware of what he did after he came out.
In other words, Da Wangba didn't know that the mother emperor had passed away, and he didn't know how he returned to Liang Kingdom.
Then Da Wangba was like a big fool, crying and questioning the princes, why did the Queen Mother die suddenly, and why no one informed her about this...
Da Wangba cried too much, and the veil slipped off his face and didn't know it. A prince noticed the protruding Adam's apple on his neck and questioned his gender on the spot.
Although it was instructed by the Queen Mother to dress up as a woman, the founding queen of Liang had already set rules that if the prince pretended to be a princess and intended to compete for the throne, no matter what the reason for his hard work, he would be pulled to Caishikou as a public sky lantern.
Lighting the sky lantern means peeling off the person's clothes, wrapping his whole body with linen, putting it in an oil tank and soaking it for a while until his whole body is soaked in oil, then tie the person's head facing down and feet up to the wooden pole and ignite it from his feet.
Although he was not afraid of death, this way of death was too disgusting. When he thought about being covered with oil, he felt nauseous.
Before Da Wangba was about to reveal his feelings, he squeezed Da Wangba off the line, used witchcraft to confuse the princes, and wiped away their memories with worms, and then barely escaped the disaster.
Dashu lowered his eyes to cover up the sarcasm in his eyes. Although he was not interested in the throne, he must find a way to get rid of the idiot Da Wangba.
"It's too disappointing not to mention him."
He snapped his fingers, and the attendant carried a wooden box and slowly moved it into the hall.
Chen Chuchu looked at the box curiously: "What is this?"
Dashu curled his lips and smiled: "Of course they are some good things."
He walked to the box, slowly opened the copper lock hanging on the box, and displayed the items contained in the box.
Chen Chuchu glanced at the wooden box and reached out to scatter the dazzling array of cosmetics inside.
These cosmetics are extremely exquisitely made, and they are not inferior to modern cosmetics in terms of style or packaging. She even saw familiar eyeliner, contouring powder, matte eye shadow and carved lipsticks of different colors...
"The Queen Mother loved to develop these gadgets during her lifetime. She also passed on her skills to my father, which were all made by my father."
Dashu picked up a plate of eyeshadow boxes and patted her on the shoulder: "Sit here, I'll try if this one looks good."
The Queen Mother never set a good example for him. Since childhood, she has simply forced her strange values to him.
She only has three major hobbies on weekdays: sleeping with men, writing scripts and putting on makeup.
Influenced by her, he has been very interested in these makeup items since he was a child. In addition to refining poison, his favorite thing is to put on others.
Chen Chuchu felt novel and didn't say anything. She sat down and let him play it at will.
She closed her eyes and felt the light brush sliding on her eyelids. She couldn't help but feel extremely curious about his mother.
These cosmetics look very much like modern things. Could it be that his mother also came in from modern books?
But his mother's mother was dead, and she asked directly, as if she seemed a little disrespectful to the deceased.
Chen Chuchu suppressed her curiosity, opened her mouth and closed her mouth. After hesitating for a while, she still held back the words to her mouth.
Dashu put down his eyeshadow palette, squinted his eyes and looked at it for a moment, and always felt that something was missing.
He turned his head and glanced at the cosmetics in the wooden box, took a box of highlighter from it, and gently applied it around the corner of her eyes a few times, and a perfect lying silkworm was painted.
After finishing it, Dashu used an eyebrow pencil to finely improve her eye makeup. Seeing that she was refreshed in his hands, he nodded with satisfaction: "The effect is not bad."
Chen Chuchu was about to ask Biyue for a bronze mirror, but Dashu waved his hand and asked his followers to take a small mirror. She looked at the extremely clear mirror and couldn't help but widen her eyes.
The bronze mirror of Jin State is slightly yellow, and only a blurred figure can be reflected, which is a thousand miles apart from the clarity of the modern mirror.
Chen Chuchu never expected that he could see such a clear and bright mirror here.
"This is what my queen made for my father during her lifetime, and I've brought you a few sides."
Dashu pointed to the big box and raised his eyebrows: "This is all for you to bring, and it is used as a celebration for you to be promoted to queen."
Chen Chuchu was stunned for a moment, vaguely slapped: "This matter has not been decided yet, and there is no sign of the eight characters yet."
Dashu did not refute her. His eyes swept across her neck and laughed in an unknown way: "The mosquitoes in Jin State are so powerful."
Chen Chuchu: "..."
She pulled her collar up, turned her head unnaturally, and her eyes inadvertently swept to another big box lying quietly in the yard outside the window.
"What's in that box?"
She said curiously.
Dashu glanced in the direction she pointed, and said disrespectfully: "I'm afraid you're so bored, so I brought all the books I wrote during my lifetime."
Originally, Da Wangba was staying in Yonghe Palace. He often saw Chen Chuchu holding unofficial history and thought she would like these useless things.
His father was sad when he saw these things. He originally wanted to burn them, but later he intercepted them halfway.
Chen Chuchu was a little surprised: "Your mother can still write a script?"
This is not like a hobby that a queen should have.
Dashu nodded slightly: "The book she wrote is still a best-selling book in Liang Kingdom. Every time the Queen Mother finished writing, she would order people to copy thousands of copies, and then sell it to the public. Many people liked her."
"I think you might also like it."
Chen Chuchu does like to read novels, but not many people write scripts in Jin State, and they usually write scripts in words written by frustrated literati scholars.
In the contents of those books, most of them were filled with a smell of sour and stinky male cancer. The ending was that the male protagonist lived happily with four or five female protagonists. Even though she was not afraid of meat and vegetables, she really couldn't read it.
I think Liang Country is a woman who respects the country. If the book written by the empress is popular among the people, it should not have an unbearable ending.
Chen Chuchu was idle and asked someone to carry the box in. Biyue went to pick up a few books and put them on the low table of the imperial concubine's bed.
Before she could open the book, she couldn't help but twitch the corner of her mouth just by seeing the line of eye-catching titles in the book.
——The domineering queen: The courtesan male concubine runs with the ball.
——Disabled Princess: The substitute legitimate son is fighting against the Xi Concubine.
Chen Chuchu: "..."
If she couldn't guess that the Queen of Liang Country had traveled over here, she could throw her brain to the ground and rub it left and right.
She flipped through two pages casually, and the rich old-fashioned aura came to her nose, which made her feel a little suffocated.
Turning to the last page, Chen Chuchu's eyes paused, and he looked at the last signature of the book with a dull look.
——Ye Liangchen, watch.
Her slender white fingers tightly held the book, gritted her teeth and opened the other two booklets, without exception, Ye Liangchen signed the name.
This pseudonym is to turn into a slag, and she will never forget it in her life.
Yes, the author of the unfinished palace fighting article she came in was the pen name Ye Liangchen.
Look at the familiar bloody plots in these booklets, the unsmooth sentences, the high-energy and vulgar routines throughout the whole process, and the painful finale...
It turns out that the Queen of Liang Kingdom is the unfinished author who has eaten a bowl of rice for half a year and finally won the honor of eunuch!
Chen Chuchu bit his back teeth tightly and looked at Dashu with a smile: "I wonder where your mother is buried?"
Dashu was stunned, then raised his eyebrows: "Liaoguo Imperial Mausoleum, are you going to worship her?"
Chen Chuchu narrowed her eyes: "Then you have to look at her tomb."
Dashu: "?"
Just as the atmosphere gradually solidified, Yang Hai's sharp voice rang outside the hall: "The Emperor is here-"
On weekdays, Sima Zhi always ran to Yonghe Palace, and Chen Chuchu liked to sleep during the day, so he was afraid that he would disturb her, so he directly quit the notice.
Perhaps because Dashu is here today, after all, Dashu is accompanied by envoys from neighboring countries, this rule is picked up again.
Chen Chuchu doesn't like these messy rules, but it's about both countries. Even if she doesn't like it, she still has to pretend for him.
She casually sorted out her appearance and walked out of the hall with Dashu. When she looked up, she saw Sima Zhi in bright yellow not far away.
"The emperor has thousands of blessings and gold."
She wanted to be blessed with a blessed body.
Dashu also gave a perfunctory greeting: "Great Your Majesty."
To be continued...