Chapter 282 Brother Hao talks about cross talk
In fact, Yue Peng was done in a whole process. After all, although he had been rehearsing with Wang Hao for a day, he felt a little confident, but being confident is one thing, and actually asking him to go up and shoulder the big rope is another thing!
"Boss! You know my popularity, too," Yue Peng shivered when he spoke. He stared at the boss in amazement and said, "I will definitely knock down my position when I go up to the top!"
"It's time for you to go, who else can you go?!" The boss was also depressed. Zhou Dana was caught drunk driving and had to be locked up for half a year! It's not about a small problem like traffic jams, just drag it for a while. Zhou Dana can't come in the future. Now he must find a pillar. If you don't look for it, otherwise would you just close the door during this period? The boss said, "Do you ask me to ask Zhao Lao Nian to play the erhu all night? Or ask Liu Juhua to sing a night's play? Hurry up, from today on you will be the pillar of our big stage, come on! Even if there is a bunker in front of you, you have to block it!"
Yue Peng felt bad all over: "..."
Oh my God, will my brother be beaten by the audience when he goes up?!
"It's OK, no problem," This is a good opportunity for a new person to replace the old person, the Yangtze River's backward wave pushes the previous wave, and the previous wave dies on the beach! Wang Hao gave this matter without saying a word: "Make sure there is no problem, boss, don't worry, my junior brother is actually very capable!"
"Are you his senior brother?" The boss grabbed Wang Hao's hand like a life-saving straw: "I won't say anything. Today, as long as you can help me overcome this difficulty, you will be the number one brother on our big stage in the future! I will go and call the backstage to prepare, and I must hold it back!"
The boss said that, and he ran to make arrangements. After walking for a while, Yue Peng had not recovered yet: "I will be a pillar in the future?"
"Otherwise, you think it's such a good opportunity!" Wang Hao patted Yue Peng's shoulder hard: "Come on, you will be the number one happy person after today. You can't be afraid even if you beat him to death!"
"Brother Hao!" Yue Peng cried with a sad face: "But I'm afraid I'm really not good!"
"It's okay if you don't work," Wang Hao kicked up: "How can we rehearse during the day?!"
"I...I'll try?" Yue Peng hugged Wang Hao's arm: "Brother Hao, you must keep it for me! I haven't forgotten the things we practiced before, but I'm afraid I'll be nervous at that time..."
"It's okay, it's definitely okay if I'm there! Let's change your clothes!" Wang Hao then took Yue Peng to change his clothes.
Soon the two of them were put on one lab coat, and Yue Peng kept muttering: "I can, I can, I can, I must..."
He mumbled for about twenty minutes, and then he heard the host in front shouting: "Thank you for Zhao Lao Nian'er's wonderful performance just now. Let's invite our cute Dapeng and his senior brother... and have an applause!"
As soon as the host finished speaking, Wang Hao and Yue Peng had not yet appeared on stage, they heard a booing sound coming from below, and someone shouted loudly: "Where is Zhou Dana? Shouldn't he be there in normal circumstances? Yes, we are all here to see Zhou Dana, who wants to see Dapeng! Refund the ticket! We request a refund!"
Yue Peng was frightened and kept spinning around: "What to do? What to do?!" He turned around twice, and Wang Hao held his collar without saying a word: "Go up now and you!"
So the audience saw a chubby young man stumble onto the stage!
"What's the situation? It's a big deal that the lower set is stable, otherwise I would have to fall that moment just now! It's quite interesting to play today!"
People were curious, and their intention to ask for a refund was weaker.
Wang Hao followed him up during this Kung Fu. Someone below said with a sharp eye: "I haven't seen this person before. New? Who is this? He is also a crosstalk?"
For a moment, the entire studio became much quieter.
Yue Peng was a little confused for a moment when he was on the shelves, but he didn't remember anything else. He really remembered the word "slut" that Wang Hao taught him!
"Hello everyone," Yue Peng said with a cute look on his face and smiled and told everyone: "I was a little unlucky just now, and I tripped my left foot and my right foot..."
Wang Hao: "Well, this is a bit technical!"
The audience below suddenly stared at the top? This opening remark is a bit interesting!
"I'll introduce it to you solemnly," Yue Peng clasped his fists at the audience on the field: "My name is Yue Peng, and everyone can call me Xiao Yue Yue from now on." Then he pointed to Wang Hao: "This is my senior brother!"
The audience immediately shouted: "Aren't you called Dapeng? Have you changed your name?"
"Oh my God!" When Yue Peng heard the audience say this, he suddenly widened his eyes: "There is someone who can remember me! I'm so happy!"
Wang Hao nodded aside: "Well, as a typical failure, you are really successful!"
Such jokes are almost familiar in Wang Hao's previous life, but this is the first time everyone has heard of them here. The whole hall burst into laughter, and then the audience "boo" together...
Someone asked below: "You have finished introducing it, what is your senior brother's name?"
Yue Peng looked at Wang Hao: "He? Didn't I say it? Senior brother! His surname is Shi!"
Wang Hao looked at Yue Peng with a squinted eyes: "Then your name is brother?"
"Yes," Yue Peng's expressions were all kinds of good. How great is this one! Look, when I see you, senior brother! When the boss sees you, senior brother! When the girls see you, senior brother! How great is this one!"
Wang Hao nodded: "Well, it would be even better if I want my surname Lao!"
Yue Peng glared at his eyes and looked surprised: "Hey? Don't say that this surname is good! If I want the surname Lao, I will name it Gong! If there is a beautiful woman to say hello to me, my husband! Look!"
The audience below burst into laughter and then started to "shush"...
This rhythm is even raised!
The boss who had been watching in the background wiped his cold sweat hard. Fortunately, he didn't expect that Yue Peng would really withstand it!
As soon as he let go of his mind, he began to listen carefully to the two of them talking crosstalk.
Then Yue Peng said, "The first two days I went to a restaurant with my girlfriend. I wanted to eat crayfish. She wanted big lobsters. I was angry at that time and shouted loudly in front of everyone: What's wrong with little! What's wrong with little? Can't I satisfy you?"
The audience below burst into laughter in an instant, and then started to "shush"...
Wang Hao: "You are so embarrassing!"
Yue Peng: "Then guess what's wrong?"
Wang Hao: "What's wrong?"
Yue Peng: "My girlfriend actually... broke up with me! She said I am a good person!"
Wang Hao: "This is being sent to a good person to get a card."
Yue Peng: "I asked her at that time: If I was really good, why don't you?"
Wang Hao: "Smiling to you is purely polite."
The following audience: "Shh..."
Yue Peng looked naughty, and he also found a feeling when he talked about this! Because he found that since he went on stage this time, no audience has gone to the toilet!
This is a great progress! I have confidence in my heart, and this crosstalk is getting better and better.
Yue Peng: "I broke up, I'm single, I'm so upset! I'm just wondering what to do? Hey, there's it! I heard that a Zen master is very popular recently and his words are very philosophical. I'll go to him to ask!"
Wang Hao: "Yeah, is that a great monk?"
Yue Peng: "Monkey, you must be a monk! I went there! When I was in front of me, there were several people in front of me, and I heard someone ask the Zen master: Master, I am often bullied by others and cannot straighten my back and be a human being! Then I saw the Zen master take out a snake from his sleeve!"
Wang Hao: "What does he mean?"
Yue Peng: "Yes, I'm curious too! I heard the man in front say: Master, what do you mean is that people must stretch and shrink like snakes when they live, right? As a result, what did the master say?"
Wang Hao: "What did you say?"
Yue Peng: "The master said no, I mean, whoever bullies you will put the snake in his bed! Look, the master explained it, it's amazing!"
After the two of them finished talking about this, they had already laughed!
This Zen Master style is a popular style in Wang Hao’s previous life. It tells a Zen Master’s answers to various questions. The jokes are very funny and are deeply loved by netizens.
And people in this world have never heard of this. Once they say it, the effect will be!
"Hahahaha! This Zen master is so interesting!"
"The expression of this little Yueyue is so cheap!"
"I can't do it anymore, I'll laugh first!"
At this time, Wang Hao on the stage spoke: "It's philosophical! Then what question are you asking?"
Yue Peng: "I, the questions I asked are much deeper than his! I asked the Zen Master: Why did the champion and runner-up work in a competition, but people only remember the champion? The Zen Master said: Let me tell you about the philosophy of life! Which is the highest peak in the world?"
Wang Hao: "That's Mount Everest, everyone knows it."
Yue Peng: "Yes, what a simple question? I talk about Mount Everest! Zen Master: Where is the second highest peak in the world? Me: Qiao Geli Peak! Zen Master: The third highest peak? Me: Zhangjia Peak, Gancheng! Zen Master: The fourth highest peak? Me: Luozi Peak! Zen Master: The fifth? Me: Makaru Peak!"
Speaking of this, Yue Peng had a cute expression on his face and said, "Oh my God, the Zen master actually rolled up his sleeves and wanted to hit me!"
Wang Hao: "You are so innocent that you are going to kick the house. How can you not beat you up?"
After this passage, the audience laughed again!
"Hahahaha, this guy is so mean! This joke is so interesting, I laugh so hard! Oh my god, I can't do it anymore, I'll laugh first! I want to go to the bathroom, but I'm holding it all!"
The rhythm of the entire studio was completely brought up by the two of them, and the laughter never stopped!
"Today, Yue Peng is like a divine helper!" The boss was stunned behind him! He never thought that crosstalk could be said like this! Yue Peng was so mean in the stands, but the audience below liked him! This kid has a future, so he will be the new pillar of our Happy People's Stage in the future!
The boss was so beautiful, when suddenly the guard in front rushed over in a panic and shouted as soon as he met: "Boss, it's not good! Cars! There are so many cars outside!"
Chapter completed!