target=_blank Chapter 283 These two are too cheap!
There are so many cars outside? What's the situation?
The boss was obviously a little confused. Then he ran out without saying a word, could it be that Zhou Dana did something, right?
Then he ran two steps and slapped his head hard. If he really made a mistake, the police car should be coming! So what happened to these cars?!
The two hurried to the door, and then the boss was stunned!
Jaguar! It's actually Jaguar, and it's a whole fleet! Damn, there must be ten cars in this row, right?! These are big customers, all of whom are watching the show? But Zhou Da took it in, if they knew they were fooled
"That, a few are," the boss rushed forward, and then saw a young master-like man coming down from the Jaguar at the beginning. He hurriedly asked carefully: "Is the parking lot of the hotel opposite not enough? You can use the parking lot here casually!"
"It's so dirty," Zhao Zhenhao got out of the car frowned. He didn't reply to the boss's words, so he asked Liu Huaqiang and the others to clean up the venue: "Clean up here first. It's too dirty, and there are plastic bags everywhere."
Boss: ""Damn I forgot to do the image project!
He quickly apologized: "This young master won't bother you, I'll call you to clean up!" Then he looked carefully at Zhao Zhenhao's face and asked: "Sir, are you here to watch Zhou Dana's program?"
"Who is Zhou Dana?" Zhao Zhenhao asked strangely when he heard what the boss said about Zhou Dana, "We are here to see Xiao Yueyue, is he here?"
Damn, what's going on? When did Yue Peng become so awesome?! This kind of young man who looks like a big family actually comes to see him specifically?!
The boss was confused. The roar of the kung fu car engine sounded, and the boss turned his head and took a look.
Damn, Ferrari! It's still a team of damn!
In the eyes of the boss, there was a red Ferrari in front of the road, followed by the Land Rover Range Rover, Bentley Continental, Maserati, and Porsche. A large group of luxury cars drove over and then parked in the parking lot.
The boss was stunned! What's going on today?!
"Old Zhao, you're here very quickly," Fang Wenbin, wearing sportswear, got out of the car and smiled, "I thought I would be the first to arrive, but I didn't expect it to be a little later than you. Why didn't you go in?"
"It's too dirty here, I'll ask someone to clean it up first." Zhao Zhenhao put on a pair of white gloves and smiled: "Miss Bai hasn't arrived yet, so there's no hurry anyway, let's wait first."
These young ladies are here to listen to crosstalk?!
The boss was wondering, but at this moment, a Rolls-Royce drove over from not far away!
Damn, this is a luxury car that can only be seen on TV! A real luxury car! Come here, drive here! Take a photo together after a while, hello? Hey?! He drove in and stopped in our parking lot
The boss's saliva is almost flowing. Is this lucky thing today?! How come the show are all heavyweights?!
After the Rolls-Royce was parked, the driver trotted out of the car and opened the car door. Then the boss of the big stage saw a woman with a pair of large sunglasses walking out of the car.
The boss was stunned.
Who is this woman like an iceberg? Her aura is simply scary!
"You're here," Zhao Zhenhao and Fang Wenbin hurriedly came forward and smiled, "Xiao Yueyue is here, let's go in now?"
Bai Yaning nodded and said, "Yeah, let's go."
"A few of you are this." The boss was soaked in cold sweat in an instant. He told him that something was wrong today!
His small temple cannot accommodate so many great Bodhisattvas!
As a result, there was not enough, and a row of cars came over from behind. After the parking was completed, they started to get off the car and get off the foreigners!
boss:""
Are you burning the incense here today?! These great Bodhisattvas are thriving here?! Look at the clothes of these people! The suits are straight! One by one, they are all of Armani’s grade!
Now, looking at the financial supporters of Zhou Dana, I can’t compare!
"Boss, the tickets are calculated based on the number of people," Zhao Zhenhao directly asked a bodyguard to pay the bill, and then followed the large army and frowned as he walked: "This environment is too bad, a model of dirty and messy! Brother Hao is just talking crosstalk here? How can that be done?"
"If you think it's not good, invest in a transformation," Fang Wenbin said that it's not a problem: "Brother Hao can even speak crosstalk, which is amazing!"
"Mr. Zhao," the group of foreigners had five, four men and one woman, one of them, and one of the bearded uncles said to Zhao Zhenhao: "This is where your good friend talks about crosstalk?"
"Yes, Mr. Bruce," Zhao Zhenhao nodded and said, "My good friend is very powerful, you will know soon."
"I hope I will have a good mood today," Bruce smiled. "I have heard some crosstalk before, but I think that doesn't seem to be meaningless. I hope your good friend can give me a surprise!"
"You will definitely be satisfied." Zhao Zhenhao is still quite confident about this.
Is there anything in this world that Brother Hao doesn’t know?
Bai Yaning was also curious and watched around. As soon as she walked to the door of the studio, she heard a shocking laughter coming from inside!
"Hahahahahaha! It's so interesting! It's really not in vain today!"
"Yes, Xiao Yueyue's words are too cheap, haha!"
Then the audience: "Shh!!!"
What happened to Zhao Zhenhao and the others looking at each other? This is already happening? Could it be that they are late?
A group of people rushed into the door hurriedly. When they came in, they saw that it was not. On the left side of the stage was a cute little fat man. It should be the college classmate Hao mentioned, Xiao Yueyue, who had lived in the upper bunk for three years. The one on the right was wearing a gray coat and smiling face. Isn’t it Wang Hao and Wang Ritian?!
The show has begun, and the group of people didn't care about what was going on. They hurriedly found their own seats to sit down, and then they heard Xiao Yueyue on the stage talk about it.
Yue Peng: "I failed the political exam!!!"
Wang Hao: "How many?"
Yue Peng: "It's smashed, stop asking!"
Wang Hao: "Have you passed the exam?"
Yue Peng: "Stop asking, it's a lot different from what I think!!!"
Wang Hao: "How many exactly??"
Yue Peng: "You talk first!"
Wang Hao: "I am a poor student, 59!"
Yue Peng: "It's similar to you!"
Wang Hao: "Tell me! You are a top student, you must have passed the exam, right?"
Yue Peng: "95! I have never had such a low exam!"
Wang Hao: "I"
Zhao Zhenhao and the others were not yet on the right foot. As soon as this joke was finished, they burst into laughter. Bai Yaning couldn't help but burst out laughing and said, "This guy doesn't know where he got so many funny jokes."
Zhao Zhenhao slapped his thighs wildly: "Hahaha, Brother Hao is so good at crosstalk!"
Fang Wenbin smiled and said, "I'm convinced, I'm really convinced. Brother Hao is simply invincible. He looks like anything he does! Awesome!"
Before they came, they knew that it was Wang Hao who said he wanted to help this little Yueyue yesterday, so there is no need to ask about these interesting jokes, they must be from Brother Hao!
They are new here. The audience who had heard it for a long time had been laughing a lot. They lie on the table one by one, laughing and saying, "It's so cheap! These two people, hahaha! I'm so laughing!"
The group of foreigners screamed: "!"
Yue Peng: "It's the final exam, everyone asked me to send the answers. I'll just do it and send it. None of these people can do it. How pitiful!"
Wang Hao: "Yeah, then you sent it?"
Yue Peng: "Yes, I sent it! As a result, they asked me when they left the exam room, why did I write one less? Should I not know the last question?"
Wang Hao: "Then can you?"
Yue Peng: "I am a top student, how could I not be the first question? "
Wang Hao: "Didn't they beat you to death?"
Yue Peng's face was filled with horror: "Oh my god! How did you know they hit me?"
Wang Hao sighed: "It's time!"
Everyone laughed in a flash, especially Yue Peng's cute look, and the funny jokes carefully created by Wang Hao, the atmosphere in the entire studio exploded!
At this moment, there was no atmosphere like the boring looking at the phones in the scene. Now the audience is all lit with their eyes and staring at Yue Peng and Wang Hao on the stage!
In their hearts, these two people are the 1st in the crosstalk world! Those masters are completely incomparable to them!
In the following time, it can be said that the laughter in the entire studio never stopped. On average, the audience present would laugh once every ten seconds!
People kept applauding, and they were shocked by Wang Hao and Yue Peng.
"It's interesting! It's so cheap! I love watching this! This is called crosstalk!"
"That's not. I heard it before, I was so boring, nothing compared to it!"
Tonight, these are simply all kinds of flower baskets! Usually Zhou Dazhao can collect one or two of them in one night, but Yue Peng and Wang Hao collected fifteen of them that night! And it was a big flower basket, each costing three hundred! In fact, Zhao Zhenhao and the others didn't take action, otherwise the stage would probably not be able to let go!
Seeing that the crosstalk was finally about to finish, Yue Peng smiled and said to the audience: "By the way, as a person with status, I also have a theme song. Do you want to listen to it?"
This bitch actually has a theme song!
All the audience shouted together: "Listen!"
Yue Peng said: "Then I sing!"
Audience: "Sing!"
Yue Peng started singing: "Ah, you have one more ring than the fourth ring! Ah, you have one less ring than the sixth ring! Finally one day, you will cultivate to the seventh ring. What should you do if you have two more rings than the fifth ring?”
audience:""
"Hahahaha!" The audience laughed and said loudly while laughing: "This song is really cheap, haha! The lyrics are so easy to remember! Ah, you have one more ring than the fourth ring! Ah, you have one less ring than the sixth ring! Hahaha!"
Yue Peng: "Come on, sing together!"
Audience: "Ah, you have one more ring than the fourth ring! Ah, you have one less ring than the sixth ring"
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Chapter completed!