Chapter 10 Cut your wrists if you don't have a chicken head
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Sure enough, just as Zhang Xuanqing was secretly calling out in his heart, the bald man had already sneered: "Want to leave? None of you both want to leave today! Selling expired meat and eating people badly, even if the police come, they can't save you!"
Upon hearing this, Zhang Xuanqing couldn't help but widen his eyes and was messy in the wind.
What else can he say? What's wrong with people these days? There are so many colorful things. A barbecue seller can give him a cushion in just a few words. How come the rogues are all tricks to collect protection fees?
It’s not about collecting protection fees, but about claiming?
The stall owner knew that this matter would not be good today. He looked at Zhang Xuanqing and thought it was good to be able to cheat this bastard. He stubbornly said to the bald man with his neck, "I have said everything I should say, you want money, you can, but you said the mutton I sold is expired. I'm sorry, I won't admit this sentence!"
He didn't dare to admit it. There were so many people around him. If any **** really believed it, how could he do business in the future?
Zhang Xuanqing saw that it was going to be bad and knew that if the matter started to make a fuss, he would definitely not be able to pick out the "Dongzi" from the stall owner just now. Although he didn't call him Dongzi, even if he explained, the bald man would have to believe it. He quickly stepped forward and walked to the stall owner, nodded and bowed to the bald man: "Brother, why don't you forget about this matter today? When he saw that the stall owner was a treacherous person, he wouldn't be angry with him."
The bald man shouted, smiling and said without a smile: "What's wrong? Have you taken this for him today? It's okay, 10,000 yuan is just for my brother's mental loss."
It costs ten thousand yuan, why don’t you grab it?
Zhang Xuanqing finally knew why the stall owner, who was so shiver, would rather choose to go to the bald man's anus than lose money. He would not accompany him. At worst, he would be beaten up. He shook his head like a rattle: "Brother, you are joking, how can I have that much money?"
"If you don't have money, get out!" The bald man waved his hand.
Zhang Xuanqing used the trick: "Hey hey hey, okay, I'll get out now, get out now..." As he said that, he hugged and drilled out.
"Get out of here." The bald man knew that he had been trapped, and his big hand slapped Zhang Xuanqing: "Get back!"
Zhang Xuanqing's shoulders shook slightly and he could not escape. Unfortunately, the other party had already reported it and blocked the retreat. Seeing that he could not escape with a beating, he suddenly became wise and shouted: "Wait a minute!"
Seeing that the bald man hadn't hit him, he snorted coldly: "Do you figure it out? If you figure it out, pay it out quickly!"
Zhang Xuanqing shook his head in a mysterious way, staring at the bald man for a moment, and when the other party showed impatience, he suddenly sighed: "This brother, your parents... are not in good health, right?"
"How do you know?" The bald man looked surprised and suddenly reacted again: "What do you have to do with you!"
Zhang Xuanqing still shook his head and sighed, with a hint of pity in his eyes: "The axe is afflicted, and the father dies first... Oh, this elder brother, listen to my brother's advice, let's just let this matter go today. Otherwise, I'll be the one who is a party, let's have a good meal and just apologize to the brother beside you."
The bald man didn't say anything, was surprised, surprised, and shocked, and all kinds of expressions appeared on his face, watching Zhang Xuanqing's expression change.
The little brother beside him looked at me, and I looked at you, and finally his eyes were all gathered on Zhang Xuanqing, his eyes full of incredibleness.
The stall owner on the side was surprised: Did this guy really hit something?
Even the onlookers who were not interested in watching the fun were quiet. Looking at Zhang Xuanqing standing leisurely in front of the barbecue stall, he suddenly felt a sense of mystery covered him.
Seeing this, Zhang Xuanqing was even more stylish, with his hands behind him, his eyes half open and half closed. When the breeze blew, his hair was gently fluttering, and his ordinary face seemed to be coated with a layer of soft light under the light, and his original ordinary temperament changed immediately.
"You..." The bald man opened his mouth and suddenly looked at the younger brother beside him and the guests who were looking at him while eating. He immediately changed his words: "Let's forget about this matter today. I don't care about you because you think it's reasonable!" He turned to look at the stall owner and said: "Next time I will learn from your brother. If you do something wrong, you have to admit it. It is obvious that the matter solved by a meal, we must use force."
"Yes, yes..." The stall owner responded repeatedly, but muttered in secret: If it is so simple, would I be afraid of delaying business for a meal?
He glanced at Zhang Xuanqing secretly and thought to himself that he was smart, but he didn't expect that this bastard could really fool people.
He didn't believe that Zhang Xuanqing could do it, at most he was lucky and was shocked. After all, Zhang Xuanqing had a criminal record in him.
The bald man looked at Zhang Xuanqing deeply, as if he wanted to remember him, turned to the younger brother beside him and said, "Let's go!"
A few young yellow-haired young men looked at each other, and the boss said, let's go. They nodded together and left behind the bald man.
Watching the gangsters leave, Zhang Xuanqing felt relieved, turned his head and looked at the stall owner, and suddenly he was angry: Today is purely a disaster, and it is all caused by this bastard!
Unexpectedly, before he got angry, the stall owner suddenly laughed loudly and patted his shoulder kindly: "Brother, thank you! Thank you today, I would have suffered a lot. I didn't say that, I, Wu Qiang, have you accepted your brother. Haven't eaten yet? Come on, my brother will give you a skewers..." As he said that, he took Zhang Xuanqing's hand and sat on the table on the side, and went to the barbecue stall to work.
Zhang Xuanqing: “…”
This big brother is definitely a talented person!
After a while, the stall owner named Wu Qiang took a plate of skewers and two bottles of beer in front of Zhang Xuanqing and said, "Brother, you eat it first. If it is not enough, I will bake it. Don't be polite to me."
Zhang Xuanqing smiled and said with a slight smile: "I really want me to be polite? Alas... But I don't want to eat now, I want to hit someone."
"Is that so? Let me tell you, brother, I will help you!" Wu Qiang slapped his chest loudly, as if he couldn't hear Zhang Xuanqing's voice at all.
Zhang Xuanqing rolled his eyes helplessly: "Okay, it's my bad luck to meet you. This is the first time I have seen someone more shameless than me."
"Where do you mean?" Wu Qiang smiled and said, "Brother, I am this, you are this." He raised his hand and cleaned up the weaker one first, then raised his thumb and made a stronger gesture.
Zhang Xuanqing was too lazy to pay attention to him. He said that he had come up with him to find him today, and he did not suffer any losses. Besides, seeing that Wu Qiang had not chased him two days ago, he could not meet the Fire Dragon Real Man, and he could not travel through the Tang Dynasty. He reluctantly stopped quarreling with the other party.
Well, that's it. He is not for the sake of Wu Qiang's invitation to him for barbecue today!
It was already very late to eat and drink. The bald man had spent a lot of time when he was making trouble.
While Zhang Xuanqing was having a meal, the guests who were originally eating left one after another, and only a few people were left in the barbecue stall.
Seeing this, Wu Qiang sat opposite Zhang Xuanqing while he was not busy and started talking to him: "Brother, who is your person? It sounds like the local one."
Zhang Xuanqing glanced at the other party and responded casually: "It's true."
Wu Qiang smiled and poured himself a glass of wine. Zhang Xuanqing also said, "I am sorry for you today. Let's do this. Brother toast you. I'll do it. You can do it. Just make friends." Then he picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one go.
Zhang Xuanqing waved his hand and said, "Forget it, we won't know each other even if we don't fight." He didn't even have a meal.
Wu Qiang raised his thumbs up: "Brother, I really have to accept whatever you say today."
"Didn't you just accept it?" Zhang Xuanqing rolled his eyes.
Wu Qiang laughed awkwardly, but he forgot about this.
Seeing this, Zhang Xuanqing turned his eyes and suddenly laughed: "Actually, I think you are not an ordinary person. It is better to recognize you as your brother. It is better to be like this. Today we will become sworn brothers of the opposite sex. We will enjoy the same blessings and be hard to share the same things?"
"Uh?" Wu Qiang was stunned.
Zhang Xuanqing was excited, "That's it! It's better to hit the day than choose a day. Come on, brother, let's kill the chicken head and burn yellow paper blood to form an alliance... We don't have chickens, otherwise we can use the big brother's blood." As he said that, he grabbed Wu Qiang's arm, took out a dagger from his pocket, and gestured and rushed towards Wu Qiang's wrist.
Wu Qiang was shocked. If he had to cut it off with one knife, he would commit suicide by cutting his wrist! And who was this grandson? He carried a dagger with him and even had a knife. He rubbed his arm and waved his hands repeatedly: "Brother, don't make trouble, brother, I'm timid."
Cry? If you are timid, you can just pull someone as a cushion? Zhang Xuanqing looked at him and didn't say anything.
Wu Qiang glanced at the dagger, and reflected cold light under the light. He raised his butt and wanted to leave. Suddenly his eyes lit up, and he couldn't sit still, smiling: "Brother, actually, my brother really wants to teach you this friend. If you come to me in the future, eat whatever you want, brother, I'll give you free."
kindness?
Something is wrong, it's very wrong.
Zhang Xuanqing looked at the other party with suspicion.
Wu Qiang rubbed his hands and smiled silly: "Actually, brother wants you to solve your doubts... What did you mean by saying to the bald man just now? Your ability is amazing. Let him leave in just a few words. Brother, I want to learn too."
That's right... Zhang Xuanqing nodded and said nonsense: "Brother, I'm not easy to learn. I'm not afraid to tell my brother, brother, I'm actually a Taoist priest in Maoshan, and I just came down from Maoshan..."
Bang!
Before Zhang Xuanqing finished speaking, Wu Qiang slapped the table and looked angry: "Brother, that's wrong. Brother, you treat you as a brother, and you treat your brother as a monkey? Let's say that, brother doesn't believe in fortune telling. If you really take my brother seriously, just tell me the truth. What's the secret of your words? If you don't take your brother seriously, don't blame your brother for not recognizing you!"
Well, Zhang Xuanqing also knows that he can't fool the other party.
With the cleverness that Wu Qiang had pulled him back before, this person was definitely not easy to fool.
Should I give a briefing and get a long-term meal ticket?
Zhang Xuanqing touched her stomach that was already full and gritted her teeth: It's done!
"Actually..."
Chapter completed!