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Chapter 258 Blue Bottle Male Bottle

"Ahem, you guys continue, you don't have to worry about me." As everyone stared at, Zhang Xuanqing laughed repeatedly. In order to show that he really had no intention of attracting their attention, he quickly picked up the dishes with chopsticks.

Unexpectedly, when Xu Shan heard him coughing, he thought his throat was itchy, so he handed him a drink. Halfway through, he happened to collide with the chopsticks he stretched out. With a jingle, he fell to the table and the drink water inside spilled Xu Shan's chest.

Yes, this is the disadvantage of having big breasts.

Zhang Xuanqing apologized repeatedly and reached out to help him wipe it. Halfway through, he realized that this part was really sensitive and then retracted. At this time, a little girl ran over and took a handkerchief: "Sister, wipe it for you."

Xu Shan was about to reach out to pick it up, but Zhang Xuanqing took the handkerchief first, handed it to her, lowered her head and smiled at the little girl: "Thank you for the long scarf of the little beauty."

"This is not a long scarf, it's a silk scarf, it's a handkerchief." The little girl was the granddaughter of a guest sitting at a table next to her. She was extremely cute, with her big eyes flashing, as if she could speak.

Zhang Xuanqing teased her with a smile: "Oh, it's a scarf and a handkerchief, I thought it was a tent. The kids are so amazing, more things than I know."

"Hmph! That's uncle, you are stupid. How could a handkerchief be like a tent? The tent is very big." The little girl wrinkled her nose cutely.

His grandfather coughed: "Yinyin, don't be rude to uncle." He turned to Zhang Xuanqing and said: "Don't blame this little friend, Yinyin is still childish."

"No, no!" Zhang Xuanqing smiled and waved his hand. Xu Shan used up her handkerchief. He took it over and said to the little girl: "Your name is Yinyin? Actually, I feel that the tent is better than the tent. Although it is inconvenient to carry it, it is large in area and the place to wipe it. Whether it is a woman or a girl, it is amazing to bring a tent when you go out!"

"What? Who can't take a tent when going out? Only at home can use that thing." Yin Yin pouted, but Zhou Bangyan next to her eyes lit up: "I have it!"

"Is there it? Tell me quickly!" In an instant, everyone's attention was once again shifted to Zhou Bangyan, looking forward to his next sentence.

But Zhou Bangyan bowed to the young man: "Brother, I'm very happy. The second couplet below is: The woman in the long scarf is good, and the girl is even better."

"Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful!"

"The ancient wood is withered in front of the rocks and rocks. This wood is good for the woman in the long scarf in the account, and the girl is even more wonderful. It's indeed wonderful!"

"Brother Zhou is a talented person, it's ridiculous that someone is overestimating his own abilities. He is so ridiculous!"

""

Most of the people present applauded almost at the same time. Zhou Bangyan said modestly: "I don't want everyone's praise, I have to thank Brother Zhang and this child, otherwise I wouldn't remember this couplet."

"Yes, yes, thanks to this brother, and Yin Yin."

"Old He, your granddaughter has made great contributions today!"

Mr. He was the little girl's grandfather, so happy that his eyes narrowed into a slit, but he waved his hands repeatedly: "What kind of achievements in Yinyin is? It's just a perfect match. If you want to talk about the credit, this friend mentioned the long scarf and the tent."

"Hmph!" Amid everyone's congratulations, the young man snorted coldly: "But luck wins, just be lucky, don't be happy! Let's listen to my next couplet: Traveling to West Lake, bringing tin pots, tin pots dropping West Lake, and cherishing tin pots."

"Ah, didn't you say that you asked each other? Why did he keep asking by himself?" The little girl didn't leave by Zhang Xuanqing's side. After listening to the young man's words, she naively pulled Zhang Xuanqing's neck of clothes and asked.

Suddenly, he burst into laughter: "Boy, you still call yourself a literati, it's ridiculous that he is not as good as a little girl!"

"I think he probably wants to stump Brother Bangyan too much, it's a pity."

"Oh! Fame and fortune are so scattered, fame and fortune are so scattered!"

The young man blushed suddenly. It was obviously his own fault, but he was surprised by the little girl and looked at her angry face.

Zhou Bangyan coughed lightly and said, "Don't quarrel, as far as I can see, this brother is just a little anxious about the question, not that serious."

"Then let him take the question back, Bangyan, you can do it."

"That's right!"

"Boy, get the question back."

"Even if you want to become famous, you shouldn't be so impatient!"

"Brother Bangyan, please make a question quickly."

“Get out quickly, go out quickly”

""

Faced with everyone's protection, Zhou Bangyan shook his head and said, "No need. Since this brother has come out, then let's face it again."

It’s not that he is really sure to meet the opponent, but in fact he has no idea yet. The reason for this decision is that he knows that since the other party is so arrogant, he must have the capital to be arrogant. If he makes a random couplet, the other party will easily meet the opponent, and he will face this couplet next, and it will make him look timid. It’s better to answer the other party again, as long as the other party wants such a little face, he will not be stubborn.

After Zhou Bangyan finished speaking, he fell into deep thought, and the rest of them were waiting for him. The young man no longer spoke, and sat in his seat with an expressionless face. He didn't know, but thought he was here to ask for the account.

The little girl was still at Zhang Xuanqing's feet and looked back. Seeing that her grandfather was also paying attention to the uncle named Bang Yan, she didn't look at herself. She blinked her big eyes, pointed at Zhang Xuanqing, and said to him: "Uncle, can you help me take down the bottle on the wall and take a look? Thank you uncle."

The wall behind Zhang Xuanqing is a decorative wall, with several grids similar to bookshelf, and various porcelains are placed on it. The little girl refers to a blue vase, which is exquisite and luxurious, and very beautiful.

He stood up and took the bottle and handed it to the little girl. Zhang Xuanqing praised the girl for being smart and didn't give him a chance to refuse. He just said thank you. You must know that the bottle is not his, so he will definitely not be able to take it randomly. If the little girl didn't use thanks so early, he would definitely teach the little girl to take other people's things randomly.

After taking the bottle, the little girl's eyes shone brightly and she drooled at the bottle. Zhang Xuanqing couldn't help but be surprised: "Yinyin, are you greedy? There are no candy in this bottle."

"Uncle stupid, who is greedy, you are greedy." The little girl actually gave him a roll of her eyes, then continued to hold the bottle and drool: "Grandpa just told me that this is an ancient enamel glaze cloisonné, and it must be from the Tang Dynasty at the latest, which is worth a lot of money."

"Isn't it just a bottle? How many big kids can it be worth?" Zhang Xuanqing continued to tease the other party, but he didn't expect that the bottle in the restaurant was actually antiques. He didn't expect that the little girl's grandfather was still a person who liked antiques.

Well, it is understandable, after all, literati.

The little girl didn't know how to make fun of her and said with disgust: "What's the point of just a bottle? This is an ancient cloisonne bottle! Cloisonne!!! Uncle stupid, he doesn't know anything at all."

"Okay, okay, it's hard to Jingtai. The ancient bottle is hard to Jingtai, it's worth it." Zhang Xuanqing looked "educated" with his expression, but deliberately pronounced "cloisonné" as "Calendaria".

The little girl frowned and said, "It's cloisonne, blue blue, cloisonne bottle!"

Zhang Xuanqing looked suddenly: "It turns out to be a man of male sex, Jingtai man, male bottle."

"No, it's blue!"

"Yes, male."

"blue"

"male"

"Oh, read to me, blue bottle"

"Okay, male bottle"

"Blue Bottle!"

"Male Bottle."

"Blue Bottle Blue Bottle Blue Bottle!"

"Male Bottle, Male Bottle, Male Bottle"

"No, yes"

Bang!

Suddenly, Zhou Bangyan slapped his thigh and shouted in surprise: "I have it!"

What's wrong? Of course it's impossible to be a child. Everyone turns their attention to him again. To be continued.
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