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Chapter 277 Tuanyu is not a fish

People in rural areas sometimes make jokes too much, but everyone doesn’t take it seriously. However, there are also many cases where jokes have gone from literary fight to military fight because of excessive jokes.

Zhang Wenrong has seen fat cats fishing with his own eyes, so he is very confident in the fat cats.

However, the fat cat's tail was kept in the water for a long time and he didn't see any fish taking the bait. He became a little anxious.

Seeing Zhang Wenrong and a few anxious looks, Zhang Enzhong said to Zhang Yinghua with some smugness, "Beihua, it seems that you have to go home to get me a can of tea."

"What are you anxious about? How long has it been?" Zhang Yaohua was not in a hurry at all.

"Why is it not long? Beggar, aren't you going to cheat, right? If you keep waiting here, you can't tell the difference between winning and losing." Zhang Enzhong said with some dissatisfaction.

"Am I slutty? How long has it been, less than an hour." Zhang Yaohua was a little impatient.

"Uncle Jiwang, come and judge. Beggar made a bet with me just now..." Lieutenant General Zhang En said the cause and effect.

Zhang Jiwang sneered coldly, "Yeah, you're so smart. You're so embarrassed to bet with a child."

"Uncle Jiwang, it's wrong for you to say this. It's not that I want to bet with them, but that beggars insist on betting with me. Betting on bets, aren't the bets just casually?" Zhang Enzhong was very thick-skinned.

"Ball Day. Do you think you have two pieces of tofu to make a bamboo tube? A bamboo carving costs a few cents. Do you want to change a bamboo tube of tea? You even cheat a child, are you still a human?" Zhang Jiwang cursed without hesitation.

"Forget it, Grandpa Jiwang, don't worry, he will definitely lose." Zhang Yaohua seemed very confident.

"Okay! I'll wait for another half an hour and I'll definitely not continue waiting. Beggar, if you have a genital, you'll be willing to accept the loss." Zhang Enzhong used a provocation method to Zhang Beggar.

"Don't worry. Let's see the fish immediately." Zhang Yaohua said without looking back.

As soon as Zhang Yaohua finished speaking, he heard a fat cat screaming: Meow!

The fat cat suddenly jumped up from the stone, but his tail seemed to be pulled by something.

"Fished! Fished!" Zhang Wenrong shouted excitedly.

Zhang Jiwang originally wanted to blame Zhang Jiahua for saying a few words, but who knew that the cat's tail had really caught something.

"What did you catch?" Zhang Enzhong asked in a very suspicious manner.

"The fish is a fish. This fish bit the fat cat's tail tightly, no wonder the fat cat hurts like this." Zhang Jiagen hurriedly jumped onto the stone. A fish weighing two or three pounds bit the fat cat's tail tightly. No wonder the fat cat hurts like that.

"Uncle Enzhong, this group of fish is also considered a fish?" Zhang Yaohua asked with a smile.

Zhang Enzhong really wanted to cheat, "How can group fish be considered fish?"

"Zhang Enzhong, if you dare to cheat, I will beat you to death with a shoulder pole!" Zhang Jiagen couldn't hold back the air and immediately rushed up from the dock.

Zhang Hangao and Zhang Wenrong quickly grabbed Zhang Jiagen, "He can't bear to stop Zhang Enzhong!"

Zhang Jiwang smiled and said, "Yeah, you have this kind of prospect. You will only play tofu in your life. But you don't think about it carefully. Every time you fight with beggars, which time have you ever won? Don't suffer a big loss at that time."

Zhang Enzhong was frightened by Zhang Jiwang's words, yes, this is Zhang beggar. If he really makes people angry, he can just give him a spell and he can cure himself.

"Okay, okay, I agree, I admit it. I admit defeat. I just joked with beggars. Don't take it seriously." Zhang Enzhong admitted it softly.

"Beggar, have we cook this group of fish for dinner?" Zhang Hangao asked.

"Let me go. The navy won't eat group fish." Zhang Qiaohua also had the rules of the navy Meishan in his head.

"If you put it on, it's worth more than ten or twenty yuan when putting it in town for sale." Zhang Jiagen was a little reluctant.

"If you let go, just let go." Zhang Wenrong was stunned when he was about to let go of his group of fish. This group of fish was really cruel. His mouth shook the fat cat's tail tightly. The fat cat kept screaming but could not get out of the group of fish's mouth.

"I'll do it!" Zhang Jiwang was naturally much richer than these children. He jumped down and knocked the fish head with a wooden ruler in his hand, knocking the fish out of his head. Then the fish loosened its mouth and loosened the fat cat's tail.

The fat cat immediately jumped onto the river bank and ran to a tree, refusing to come down. It suffered a lot today. Now it is refusing to fish by the river.

Only then did Zhang Jiaohua understand why this fat cat likes fish so much, but he doesn't come by the river to fish and insists on eating the fish he raises. Isn't this obvious? There are not only fish in the river, but there are other things in addition to fish. This group of fish is hard for ordinary people to touch, but this fat cat is very attractive to these things.

"Fat Cat, come here quickly. It depends on you for dinner." Zhang Yaohua waved to the fat cat on the tree.

The fat cat could only grit his teeth and walked towards Zhang Yaohua.

"That group of fish has been let go for so long, and I will definitely not be fooled again." Zhang Yaohua said.

After this scare, the group fish would not stay in place stupidly. But a few people also alarmed the fish in the water. The group fish would definitely change places. Naturally, they would not come to grab the business.

"Woom!" Seeing that the fat cat was passive and slackened, he immediately warned him. This time, it was much more effective than Zhang Beihua's order. The fat cat suddenly slipped back to the previous huge rock, then lay honestly on the stone, and then put his tail in the river.

This time, it was indeed as Zhang Beihua expected. The fish that were probably walking far away. This time, the bait was a crucian carp weighing more than one pound.

However, Zhang Enzhong has left, and Zhang Jiwang is also busy with his affairs.

"Bottle. Add roots, hurry up!" Zhang Wenzhong quickly issued an order.

Zhang Jiagen quickly carried the bucket and scooped half a bucket of water in the river, and then took down the fish from the fat cat's tail.

"Haha, it's so fat! I'll have a good taste tonight! But this one is not enough for me to eat alone!" Zhang Jiagen happily took the fish off and put it in the bucket.

The carp bite very tightly, but it showed fear when it was caught by Zhang Jiagen. This is really strange.

"Fat cat! Hurry up! It's not enough to eat!" Zhang Jiaohua said quickly. The mountain leopard immediately spoke out to urge the fat cat.

Fat cat quickly put its tail into the river. Fat cat was in a low mood. It must have been remembered by his own life experience. He can be the king of cows and cats. But he has commanded hundreds of birds to attack the gardening field! (To be continued.)
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