Time flowed quietly and quickly like quicksand between fingers. The whole morning's course was spent in Cheng Xiaoyu's flipping and writing.

The task of the college entrance examination is far from simple for him as imagined. After careful study today, he found that all his wishful thinking last night came to nothing. The Chinese college entrance examination at this time was not like another time and space. The subject of the liberal arts college entrance examination was 150 points in Chinese.

History is 150 points, geography is 150 points, mathematics is 100 points, political economy is 100 points, physical education is 50 points, and English is 50 points. The total score is 750 points.

Cheng Xiaoyu couldn't help but burst into tears. The thoughts of the Heavenly Kingdom are so harmful to people. In the last life, I had to take the CET-4 test to death, and I cried bitterly while memorizing words and sentences. In this life, I can speak standard American spoken English.

I was able to imitate a Cockney accent at will, and I thought I was going to ask a serf to stand up and start singing, but it turned out that I only got 50 points, and there was only one class in almost two days.

Cheng Xiaoyu opened the simple English textbook and felt suffocated. Who was the first man?

Who is the first man in the world

Ateachersaidtoherclass:"Who was the first man?"

A teacher asked her students: "Who was the first man in the world?"

"George Washington," alittleboyshoutedpromptly.

A little boy immediately shouted: George Washington."

"How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher, smilingindulgently.

The teacher asked the boy with a doting smile: "How do you prove that George Washington was the first man in the world?" Because, said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen."

The boy said: "Because he was the first to provoke a war, the first to advocate peace, and the first to win the hearts of the people."

Butatthispointalargerboyhelduphishand."Well,"saidtheteachertohim,"whodoyouthinkwasthefirstman?"

At this time, an older boy raised his hand, and the teacher asked him, "Who do you think is the first man in the world?"

“Idon’t know what his name was,” said the larger boy, “but I know it wasn’t George Washington, ma’am, because the history book says George Washington marriedawidow, so, of course, there must have beenamana head of him.”

The boy replied: "I don't know his name, but I am sure he is not George Washington, because the history books say that George Washington married a widow, so of course there was a man before him."

After reading this text in silence, Cheng Xiaoyu's heart collapsed.

The text is ridiculously simple. It is better to say that this is an English textbook than a collection of jokes about American imperialism. Most of the texts are full of ridicule of the United States.

The relationship between China and the United States in this time and space is relatively complicated. The Chinese people feel that their ancient civilization of 5,000 years ago has a long history and splendid culture, but they look down upon the United States, which has only been founded for more than 200 years and has no tradition and culture. However, they have to value the economic strength of China.

A slightly stronger United States.

The United States feels that China is arrogant and conservative, with a strict hierarchical system. It always thinks of itself as a sovereign country. It has no spirit of tolerance and serious racial discrimination. It is completely incompatible with the United States, which advocates freedom and equality.

There is a strong conflict between Chinese and American cultures, which often leads to mutual ridicule between the cultural circles of the two countries. The Chinese cultural circles boast that they have deep and profound roots, while the American cultural circles say that they are inclusive, free and open. The Chinese people sneer at this, and the United States? The United States has

Is there any culture at all? Now they can only eat Roujiamo, so what culture can we speak about? Let Americans first study our Chinese recipes and then talk about culture with us.

But that's just the cultural world. Although ordinary people don't worship foreigners, they don't strongly resist American pop culture. Especially among the younger generation, American pop music and movies still have a huge market among the people.

American films occupy most of the world's market, and the Oscars are still the world's highest film awards. The second most important film award is the Huashan Award for Chinese films.

The Chinese literary and art circles still relatively recognize European culture. After all, Europe also has a long history and there are not many political differences between China and Europe. Although the United States is the leader in Europe, it does not prevent Chinese people from liking European luxury goods, supercars, operas, and stages.

Drama, French cuisine. Therefore, although the college entrance examination does not require high English scores, many young people are still willing to learn the most popular language in the world.

Cheng Xiaoyu felt like crying but had no tears in his heart. He had no sense of superiority inherent in being a Chinese, nor the high-spirited spirit of traveling through the mountains and seas to point out the future. Looking at his appearance, he could only make people look down upon, and he could only feel as lonely as snow.

I feel that I am getting farther and farther away from the road of pretending to be a counterattack against the rich and handsome, becoming the general manager, serving as CEO, marrying Bai Fumei, and reaching the pinnacle of life.

As soon as the lunch break bell rang, the big man at the next table said to Cheng Xiaoyu, "Hey! Brother, can I take a photo with you?"

Cheng Xiaoyu turned to look at him in confusion. The big man immediately showed his big white teeth and said, "My name is Wang Ou, you should know it! My deskmate hasn't spoken to him for so long!" Cheng Xiaoyu has been in this class for more than two months.

He is a character with zero presence. If the Internet hadn't made him so popular, he probably wouldn't have even been laughed at. Most of the students in this class are top academics who only focus on reading books by sages and ignore the outside world.

People with poor grades are often not taken seriously and are not popular. Wang Ou entered the school as a student with a talent for sports, and his education was relatively poor, but he was more than a little better than Cheng Xiaoyu.

Cheng Xiaoyu was wary of the special request of taking a group photo and said, "What are you doing taking a group photo for?" At this time, there were no social networking sites, only blogs, Tieba, and QQ space.

Wang Ou didn't hide his laughter and said, "Aren't you famous? I will post the photo on the school forum later to earn some clicks."

Cheng Xiaoyu didn't answer him, stood up and left. It was lunch time now, and going to the cafeteria to eat was the main business.

Seeing that something was wrong, Wang Ou hurriedly said, "Brother Yu, don't leave! I have Gu Manting's private photos here, are you interested?"

Cheng Xiaoyu walked faster, and Wang Ou followed up and said, "Brother, you don't like Gu Manting? I also have Yunyun from the next class! She's super hot!"

Cheng Xiaoyu turned around and bowed to Wang Ou and said, "Brother, please let me go! I can treat you to dinner, but don't shoot me!"

Wang Ou hesitated for a moment and invited Cheng Xiaoyu to whisper, "Are you not interested in either of these? I have a good thing at the bottom of the box, Su Yuxi's exclusive life photos! What are you thinking about!" Cheng Xiaoyu was instantly attracted to him.

Wang Ou, the aunt in Zhongguancun who was selling pornographic discs, was ruthlessly defeated by Wang Ou, who was of the same rank. She broke away from Wang Ou's hand and gave him a middle finger sign!

Wang Ou was stunned for a moment and saw that Cheng Xiaoyu had already gone downstairs and quickly shouted, "Today's Yangzhou fried rice in the cafeteria is half price! You said you wanted to treat me?"

Cheng Xiaoyu Gujing Bubo's heart was completely confused in the wind.

The cafeteria of the High School Affiliated to Fudan University is quite large, but it is also very crowded during the peak dining period. Cheng Xiaoyu and Wang Ou each had two meat and two vegetables, holding silver stainless steel trays and looking for seats. Of course, it was Cheng Xiaoyu's guest. Wang Ou was a

A typical chatterbox, this 5-year-old tall man who practices sprinting and is 1.8 meters tall has a heart for gossip and knows all the celebrities of all grades on campus. Cheng Xiaoyu asked him why he took the initiative to talk to him, and he said without hesitation that it was because you are also a celebrity now.

Oh! This made Cheng Xiaoyu speechless for a while.

After finally finding a seat, Cheng Xiaoyu ate in silence, listening to Wang Ou chattering about campus gossip, saying that the school idol Sun Zihao was in two boats, the class beauty Gu Manting and the class president Li Liwei were ambiguous, and the school basketball captain Chen Jiajun

He is the idol of countless junior high school girls, but it is said that he may be gay, and he regrets not practicing basketball as a major.

Although Cheng Xiaoyu was not interested in these things, it did not prevent him from laughing off these childish scandals. Cheng Xiaoyu also curiously asked why there was no gossip about Su Yuxi, and Wang Ou slapped Cheng Xiaoyu on the shoulder.

It said that whoever dared to have an idea of ​​the goddess of Fudan would be the first one to be beaten to death by him, the captain of the personal guard. He also asked Cheng Xiaoyu warily if he had a crush on Su Yuxi. Cheng Xiaoyu asked if others would look at my image.

He glanced at it, but in his heart he secretly cursed this indifferent sister. Wang Ou laughed and said, that's right, no one like you, Su Yuxi, would look down on you from a rich family! He carefully whispered to Cheng Xiaoyu, "Su Yuxi"

He had a good background. Once he accidentally saw Su Yuxi sitting in a Maybach. Cheng Xiaoyu chuckled and said that it was much more expensive than my Ferrari. In this time and space, due to the relatively low tariffs, although there are not so many luxury cars, there are still a lot of luxury cars.

It’s not unusual, but the Maybach Zeppelin, which was launched not long ago, is still quite rare. After all, it costs more than 10 million to get it with a license plate, which is equivalent to the net worth of a middle-class person.

After one meal, Wang Ou had already regarded Cheng Xiaoyu as a brother. Firstly, Cheng Xiaoyu was a music student who came in with worse grades than him, so he was in the same situation. It can be said that he was in the same boat. Secondly, this rich fat guy was also very good.

It's generous and people have appetites for it.

Wang Ou took out his mobile phone and exchanged numbers with Cheng Xiaoyu. He also dug out the photos of beauties from all grades in his collection for Cheng Xiaoyu to browse. After commenting on the girls of all colors, he even told Cheng Xiaoyu arrogantly that from now on, all posts on the Tieba will post Cheng Xiaoyu's PS photos.

, will be deleted without mercy, because he is one of the administrators of the post forum of Fudan High School. It is obvious that he is quite proud of his position.

After eating, Cheng Xiaoyu and Wang Ou walked back to the classroom arm in arm, and a strong friendship with revolutionary sentiments was quietly born.

It is always easy for young people who are young and carefree to open up their hearts. In the best years of life, we can easily find friendships without impurities, and as time goes by, such feelings
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