After the unexpected dialogue, the movie was still unpredictable. The gloomy voice on the phone asked Sun Jingyao what movie to watch. Sun Jingyao held up the phone and replied seriously: "American Theory!"

"That's not a horror movie!"

"Don't you think that Peter Copra is like a horror movie?"

Sun Jingyao's complaints immediately found the characteristics of Peter Copra. He likes to create an atmosphere no matter what movie he shoots, and when shooting special effects blockbusters, they also like to use plasma to make the scene look bloody and violent, no matter what he looks like.

Movies remind people of "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre", and this complaint also caused a burst of hilariousness in the cinema.

Cheng Xiaoyu also laughed. This is the shot of the reshoot in the back. Originally, another Hollywood model who was ridiculed as a cross-border actor, but after some conflicts between Cheng Xiaoyu and Peter Copra, it changed it to this.

The reason for this change is that Cheng Xiaoyu is not maliciously mocking her, but also to increase the topic of her own movie. The movie "Shocking and Screaming" was originally a spoof.

The original main body of the movie consists of two movies, namely "Scream 1" and "I Know What You Do Last Summer" adapted from the novel of the same name by Stephenkin, but in this time and space, neither of these two movies,

So according to Cheng Xiaoyu's idea, the invited Hollywood editor was asked to interspersed with some classic horror movies in this time and space and some commonly used scenes in horror movies to achieve the purpose of ridicule.

Under Cheng Xiaoyu's adaptation, "Shocking Scream" is still a nonsensical comedy that spoofs Hollywood horror films. It is a change of soup and no medicine. The basic structure Cheng Xiaoyu did not change it. This is an appropriate integration of some suitable times for the present.

Hollywood movie memes...

When the Avenger, wearing a Texas Chain Saw Massage, appeared in a black robe, with a magazine that published a sexy photo of Sun Jingyao, the thrilling music and suspenseful atmosphere set off the nonsensical dialogue between the two people

Very humorous.

In the picture, Sun Jingyao shouted the Avengers to turn to page 55, and then held a baseball bat and beat a group of children who wanted candy on Halloween. When she turned around, she saw that the Avengers were already in the room. The table next to her was suddenly on the table.

Five things appeared, grenades, pistols, knives, daggers and bananas, but Sun Jingyao picked up the banana and ran away...

The ridicule of the protagonists of the horror movies without IQ is even more explicit. Those who follow the "Revenge Declaration" online are usually very curious and like to think. When they see this, they always chuckled all the time. At this moment, they feel like this

The movie is really interesting.

When the Avengers chased Sun Jingyao with a chainsaw and ran on the lawn, they obviously made a spoof of "Texas Chain Saw Massacre". Because the chainsaw is very heavy, the Avengers cannot catch up with Sun Jingyao and can only throw away the chainsaw.

, and Sun Jingyao also made a mistake that the protagonist of every horror movie will make, and he will fall at a critical moment...

The Avenger who threw away the chainsaw quickly caught up with Sun Jingyao and reached out to pull off Sun Jingyao's clothes. The "WOW" screams sounded in the cinema at the right time, because Sun Jingyao was not only long enough.

She is beautiful and has a very powerful figure. She will shake her tremendously when she runs, which makes people's hearts look good.

When filming this scene, Sun Jingyao was not shy. After all, she had also been a lingerie model and was also the spokesperson for a certain underwear brand in China.

Although it was extremely dangerous, Sun Jingyao was wearing only underwear and did not forget to run on the water-spilled lawn while concave a few very sexy looks. The music changed from thriller to cheerfulness.

When the Avenger stabbed a large piece of silicone into Sun Jingyao's chest, laughter broke out in the theater again, and then Sun Jingyao was hit by his father, who was supposed to be his savior, in a car. This is also called "Cinema".

There was a huge laugh, because ×× on American cars is one of the common scenes in American movies. This is really a spoof of using this meme. This is the first time that a dead person died in the movie is so happy.

The fat man next to Cheng Xiaoyu didn't care about eating popcorn at this time and kept grinning. This was the first time he saw such a special horror movie.

At this time, the screen of the movie turned black and the name of the movie "scary.movie" ("Horror Movie") appeared. Although the movie had just begun, some applause sounded in the Chinese Theater. This was quite unexpected for Cheng Xiaoyu, although Wang Ou had already been

He could not hear it after watching it and there were no Chinese subtitles, but under the influence of the atmosphere of the cinema, he couldn't stop smiling. He whispered to Cheng Xiaoyu: "Xiaoyu, it seems that there is no need to worry...

....I don't know how your brain grows, how did you come up with such a funny movie...."

Cheng Xiaoyu also breathed a sigh of relief. After all, he didn't know whether the movie that achieved good results in another time and space can be accepted in this time and space. Judging from the plot in the previous few minutes, it was very successful. He smiled and said, "These are these."

All inspiration is given by God…”

In just a few minutes of the opening, everyone was attracted by such a strange horror movie. Not only was the laughter in the Huaxia Theater, but the seventy-seven theaters participating in the first round of screening were filled with happy laughter, all of them.

The audience originally thought it should be a horror movie, but unexpectedly it was a black humorous comedy movie, and the continuous laughter made everyone feel very "shocked"...

The movie still did not release information about the director and actors, but just wanted to wait for the straightforward movie name to flash, and then the plot continued to move forward.

First of all, the cute curly girl appeared in the picture. She was sitting in front of the computer and playing with the computer. Suddenly she heard a strange sound, then walked towards the window and found that her boyfriend was climbing into the window.

Seeing her, the cute girl was startled, and the conversation between the two also alarmed her father.

It turns out that the cute girl's father is a drug dealer. The conversation between the cute girl and a somewhat cute father once again satirized the situation of drug proliferation in the United States.

When the cute girl's father left, the conversation between the cute girl and her boyfriend was not only quite large, but also very vulgar. While the two were performing passionate scenes on the bed, a handsome blonde climbed up the window and said, "Let's go."

It was the wrong set, and here is a little satirical story of all American love films, which have a plot of climbing windows. Happy laughter sounded in the cinema here.

When the cute girl's boyfriend left, the cute girl asked him if he wanted to see the picture of PG-13. Of course, the male protagonist said he wanted it very much. As a result, the girl hugged her clothes and exposed her breasts with a very beautiful breast. She scared her boyfriend to go straight from the building.

I fell down.

This is a joke about the American movie rating system. Before, the cute girl wore live briefs, which was not a pure spoof. She actually mocked the American girl for being too precocious and open social atmosphere, but this ironic way is a little bit

It doesn't make people disgusted. Although it is indeed very vulgar, it's very funny.

The plot on campus is also very relaxed and humorous. It is completely a routine of American sex comedy without bottom line and morality. But unlike general sex comedy, although the dialogue is vulgar, it is free from press and racial discrimination in the United States.

Social issues such as homosexuality have been ruthlessly mocked, such as “they (refer to the media) only interview the stupidest people.”

There is a picture of a black media saying that a white man died, and immediately drove a news interview car and left...Wait for the small details of black humor, the laughter in the cinema never stopped.

I personally found that my face became a little stiff so quickly. When my facial muscles just relaxed and my expression was serious, another laugh point came, which made people laugh out loud. Some people chuckled, some

People laughed so hard that their shoulders were shaking, and even made a sound of twitching like a bellows.

At this time, the six people began to sit next to the fountain and recalled the incident that they killed someone by accident last summer.

The male protagonist is the boyfriend of a cute girl. One night, he drove his friend's father's car and took five other people to a certain place on a quiet road. There were also very vulgar and explicit kissing scenes on the car, but because

The group of people was playing too much, and a series of hilarious accidents occurred, which caused the male protagonist to accidentally hit a person by driving, but several people were very panicked and thought they had hit and killed him.

After several people got out of the car, they started to quarrel. Some people said they wanted to call the police, but the male protagonist's blonde gay friend said that he didn't want to go to prison and was circled by the hungry prisoners, and firmly disagreed.

But in fact, the old man who was hit by the silver hair had nothing to do, so he stood up and said, "I'm fine..."

However, no one heard it. The golden friend said, "Oh my God! We need to destroy the corpse."

The old man who was hit said, "No, I will leave by myself..."

Several people still turned a deaf ear and were still discussing throwing the person who was hit into the sea. When several people made a decision and planned to move the body, the golden retriever just threw a bottle out and smashed the silver-haired old man who was turning around and leaving.

Dizzy...

Seeing this reversal scene, the entire Huaxia Theater was filled with laughter. The fat man sitting next to Cheng Xiaoyu grabbed his friend and said, "This is the funniest movie I have seen this year. This director is a bit

It's amazing, I like it... although I plan to watch horror movies..."

His friend was also smiling so hard that his face turned red and his ears were irritated. Tears were almost falling down. Such dense laughter wave after wave, making him wipe the corners of his wet eyes and said, "It's really not possible, I'm about to laugh to death.

... This is the funniest movie I've seen this year..."

Then the foolish brother of the black curly girl drove to the scene after taking medicine. By chance, the old silver-haired man who was not really dead was thrown into the sea by six people. Here is what the poster says, "I know last year."

What did you do in summer” plot.

After the memories ended, six people were discussing their story that would be made into a horror movie. The only cute girl in this movie who is not a Boba said, "I think they will definitely find a big-breasted girl to play me...

...”

The golden retriever's gay friend laughed at her for maybe she would find an old woman in her thirties to play her. The protagonists in the movie smiled happily, and also made the audience in the cinema laugh happily.

Then the female host Boba and the police fool A Dai appeared. In order to get inside information and the female host Boba went to the interview car to circle and cross the circle. The picture turned to the classroom where the female host was in class. The teacher who had a leg with the student sat on the podium smoking.

When the heroine was bored, she saw a man in black wearing a mask holding a chainsaw and wearing a mask appeared outside the window.

This shocked the heroine. After being shocked, the man in black hid behind the big tree. The heroine found a note on the desk that read "I know what you did last summer".

However, what the heroine recalled was the scene of herself and her boyfriend eating sausages sweetly by the lake.

But immediately another note appeared on the table, which said: "No, I mean you killed someone."

At this time, the passionate speech of the girl who talked about the First Amendment on the podium, who brought them freedom, and satirized the elite politics of the United States.

The principal and the sheriff were telling vulgar jokes in the office. The cute girl's heroine was called to the office by the fool Ah Dai. The dialogue here was changed by the screenwriter to the interrogation dialogue of a very famous movie "Shocking Forty-Eight Hours" at this time, just to

The originally charming rival scene is very funny.

The picture immediately turned to the side of the Golden Retriever gay friend and the Black Dazhuang. After the Golden Retriever gay friend finished the sandbag, he saw a photo of himself inserted in his storage locker. He picked it up and saw a photo of him taking pictures of him.

It says "I know everything", which is called the golden-retriever gay friend being furious and shouting loudly in the locker room: "Who did this? Where are you? This is not funny at all! Ding Ding is so small, she can be considered a disabled person

Now! How can you bully disabled compatriots..."

The golden retriever thought it was a trick of the black Dazhuang, so he ran to the fountain and started arguing with the black Dazhuang. Some people asked what happened. The golden retriever took out the photo of the little Dingding he was photographed, which caused everyone to laugh.

.

Here, the golden-retriever gay friend inexplicably beat the cute girl's heroine, while others watched indifferently, including the cute girl's boyfriend. This is a satirizing campus violence and ridicule all those who commit violence against others, who have shortcomings.

The picture turns to the scene where the golden retriever's girlfriend is very good at participating in the election. The golden retriever's girlfriend, the cute girl and the male protagonist stand on the second floor to watch, and a group of beauties wearing bikini show off on the stage amid applause and cheers.

When the Golden Retriever’s gay friend’s artificial girlfriend appeared, a group of men below cheered loudly and said that they had an affair with the pretentious girl, which made the Golden Retriever’s gay friend angry because of the grassland above his head.

The talent show of the artificial girl is acting. At this time, the cute girl went downstairs, the male protagonist went to the bathroom, and only the golden retriever friend was left upstairs. Amid the warm applause of the audience, the artificial girl started the performance.

When she turned around, she saw her boyfriend on the second floor. Behind the golden retriever, Avengers wearing masks and black robes and holding sharp blades appeared.

This is called the pretense girl who was shocked and began to shout the name of the golden retriever: "Be careful, Grey! It's him, the murderer!"

The real reaction of the artificial girl was regarded as acting by everyone. She shouted loudly: "Help! Help!" But everyone was indifferent. The artificial girl could only watch the golden retriever on the second floor being knived by the man in black.

The repeated stabs to death, but the real call and despair were regarded as acting. The golden retriever was cut off the throat by the black-clothed Avenger, and the pretender girl ran off the stage in panic with tears in her eyes.

But all the audience stood up and gave the pretender acclaim and cheers. The man in black left gracefully, and the pretender became the beauty pageant champion. When the host announced that the pretender accused the winner, the pretender immediately jumped happily.
To be continued...