Chapter 562: Men and women lingo
[Text] Chapter 562: Hidden Words of Men and Women
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? Chapter 562: Hidden Words of Men and Women
"Hey, come in my room!"
"What? You, what do you want to do?"
"Bastard, what else can you do? Can you get in?"
"In, I'll come in!"
Lin Xifan was pulled into the room by Qin Mengqi, and his face was still nervous. Of course, what he was nervous about was not what Qin Mengqi would do to him. On the contrary, he was willing to do to him. Unfortunately, he thought wrongly, but Qin Mengqi did not do it wrongly.
She pulled Lin Xifan into the room just to ask Lin Xifan to treat her.
Lin Xifan saw women now, and they were basically frightened. After just running away from the restaurant in a mess, Lin Xifan called Luo Qingqing. He originally thought that the two could talk well, but after Qingnan came back, the two had fewer opportunities to meet, but who thought that Luo Qingqing's parents were still at her house, so Lin Xifan went to Fang Ru's house again.
Fang Ru may have wanted to have a child, so the two of them were a little fierce. Lin Xifan originally wanted to find some comfort at Fang Ru's house, but who would have thought that he would almost be sucked dry by Fang Ru.
After leaving Fang Ru's house, Lin Xifan summed up a truth: women are tigers and must not be provoked easily.
After returning home, fortunately, Lin Xifan went back to his room to take a shower, and then changed into a thoughtful dress of pajamas bought by Qian Beibei. After taking a shower, it was already early in the morning. Liu Xiaoyuan and the girls went to bed early because they were about to attend class. Lin Xifan felt thirsty and poured a glass of water downstairs. When they went upstairs before passing Qin Mengqi's room, the two had such a misunderstood conversation.
After entering Qin Mengqi's room, the two of them did not start treatment immediately. Qin Mengqi looked at Lin Xifan with a happy look on her face and said, "Tell you a good news. I no longer had sleepwalking symptoms last night. Be happy for me!"
"Well, how do you know that you don't sleepwalking anymore? You don't know about sleepwalking."
"This is my trick." Qin Mengqi said, pulling Lin Xifan to the door, pointing to a trace of dirtyness on the door, and said, "This is evidence that I have no sleepwalking. Last night, I deliberately stuck a hair here, sticking it tightly. As long as I open the door and go out, my hair will definitely break, but when I woke up this morning, my hair was still fine."
"Is this the scope of your sleepwalking has been reduced, and you are sleepwalking in the room?"
"..." Qin Mengqi is in a good mood now, but Lin Xifan's words always make her crazy. She said angrily: "You just don't expect me to be well. If my sleepwalking symptoms are cured, are you unhappy, are you?"
Seeing that Qin Mengqi was angry, Lin Xifan didn't care, but said with a smile: "This, to be honest, I really don't want you to get better so soon."
"Why?" Qin Mengqi's eyes widened, and she wanted Lin Xifan to say something to harm her, so she would fight him.
But Lin Xifan sighed, with a bit of sorrow in his sigh, and said, "Don't you know this simple truth? Think about it, only when your sleepwalking symptoms have not yet been cured, I can come into your room every night. It feels like an affair, which makes me feel particularly excited every time I come to your room. Moreover, only when I treat you, will you be honest with me, this..."
"Get out!" Qin Mengqi finally got angry as Lin Xifan's words became increasingly unbearable, and she couldn't help but roar.
"Sister, what are you doing?" A knock on the door came from outside, and the sound of a beautiful blushing sound also appeared outside the door.
Lin Xifan and Qin Mengqi were embarrassed, and they didn't know if Yueyaer had heard the two of them talking just now. Qin Mengqi walked over to the door and said to Yueyaer: "Yueyaer, why are you here to do so late?"
"Sister, who were you talking to just now?" Yueyaer did not answer Qin Mengqi's question.
Qin Mengqi said: "Sister was just talking on the phone just now. Ruiyaer, why are you not sleeping yet? Go to bed!"
"No, sister, I can't sleep, I want to sleep with you!"
Lin Xifan and Qin Mengqi looked at each other. Lin Xifan is now in Qin Mengqi's room. If Yueyaer sees such a thing, it would be a big deal. But Yueyaer is now outside the door, and Qin Mengqi doesn't know what kind of excuses to let Yueyaer go back to her room, so she is now in a dilemma.
"There is no way. Who told us to have such an injustice relationship? I had to climb the window and leave." Lin Xifan was still smiling when he spoke.
Qin Mengqi lowered her voice and said fiercely: "Get out, we have nothing to do with each other, don't talk nonsense."
"Why are there no relationship? We are not a doctor-patient relationship? I have been treating you for so many days, have you forgotten?" Lin Xifan put on a twisted situation.
"Get out, if you can climb the window, hurry up and don't be too slow here."
Lin Xifan smiled faintly, and then he really walked straight to the window.
Although the height of the second floor is not very high, Qin Mengqi was still a little worried, so she followed Lin Xifan. Lin Xifan crawled out, stepped on the window ridge below, then turned around, and said with a smile: "Even if it's an affair, you should have a kiss when you are leaving, right?"
"Kiss you, crawl away quickly."
Lin Xifan shook his head and said, "I have something to tell you. Even if you no longer have the symptoms of sleepwalking last night, I think you must continue to treat for a few days, otherwise the condition will not be cured. It is no longer convenient to be in your room now. I will wait until the Crescent Ya falls asleep tonight and sneak to my room. It is not good for me to come to you for an affair. This matter has to be interactive."
"...Can you leave?" Qin Mengqi looked at Lin Xifan, the more crazy he felt. He was a little impulsive at the moment, so he pushed his hands on Lin Xifan's shoulder.
With a "Ah!", Lin Xifan also disappeared from the window with Qin Mengqi's pushing hands. Qin Mengqi was shocked and hurriedly poked her head out to look, but saw Lin Xifan already waved to him on the grass outside.
"This pervert didn't die like this. I'm really blind!" Qin Mengqi snorted coldly, then turned back and opened the door.
As soon as he opened the door, Yueyaer rushed in, then rummaged through the cabinets, and finally saw the open window, so he rushed over to look, but Lin Xifan had already left at this time.
Qin Mengqi looked at the ghost girl and said with a stern face: "I said girl, what are you looking for? This is not your own home, don't just flip through things randomly."
Yueyaer looked at Qin Mengqi with a smile and said, "Sister, be honest, did you keep your elder brother in the room just now? I listened to the door and seemed to hear the elder brother's voice!"
"Your big brother? That pervert? How could he be with me? What are your little head thinking?" Qin Mengqi also had a ghost in her heart. She gently tapped Yueya'er's forehead and said, "Okay, little girl, hurry up and go to bed!"
"Hey, you sisters don't sleep so late?" Suddenly, Lin Xifan appeared at Qin Mengqi's door, pretending to see the door open, so he came in to take a look."
At this moment, Lin Xifan was wearing pajamas and was about to go to bed. When people saw it, they couldn't help but believe that he had just brushed his teeth in the room and prepared to go to bed.
Yueyaer glanced left and right. She had just heard Lin Xifan's voice close to the door. Now, seeing Lin Xifan's sleepy look, she wondered if she had heard it wrong.
Qin Mengqi walked over and snorted, "Who asked you to come in? This is the girl's boudoir, not all stinky men can come in."
Lin Xifan withdrew from Qin Mengqi's room and then smiled and said, "According to what you said, women can enter men's room casually, right?"
"Men are different from women, and men don't have any privacy, so why can't girls be allowed to enter?"
"Who said there was no? Men have more privacy? You said how embarrassing it would be if a man suddenly got in by a woman when he was masturbating in the room?"
"You..." Qin Mengqi's face turned red. This guy really could tell everything, and he wasn't afraid of teaching the child badly?
But Yueyaer laughed and said, "So my elder brother is so naive. Do you have to hide in the room even if you masturbate? Just be in the hall."
Lin Xifan was originally teasing Qin Mengqi. Who would have thought that the girl, Yueyaer, said all these words, such as a secret thing, and it is possible to do it in the hall? If it is done in the hall, the house would probably be in chaos.
At this moment, Lin Xifan had to laugh and then said, "But Yueyaer is right. In fact, many things don't need to be so hidden. Just like someone wants to enter my room, I won't have any complaints." As he said that, he kept blinking at Qin Mengqi.
"Okay, okay, go back, we're going to sleep. If you like others entering your room so much, I'll go in the middle of the night. I'll see if you can bear it." Qin Mengqi said that and asked the door to close it.
The back was against the door, and the face was flushed. Just now, the words of the two were just in the ears of Yueyaer. Will they interfere with other people's privacy when they entered someone else's room? However, in the conversation between Qin Mengqi and Lin Xifan, the meaning was different. Qin Mengqi's words were equivalent to agreeing to Lin Xifan that he would go to his room for treatment at the third update tonight.
Oh my God, why did I become so open? I crawled into the pervert's room at midnight. Didn't I deliver it to my door?
No, I'm doing it for treatment, my idea is very pure!
Chapter completed!