frontispiece satyr and son
Being a playboy is definitely not an easy task. It is not easy to be a bad guy. First of all, it is better to have enough money to burn as paper. Money can not only make the devil but also make the devil. All the shortcomings will become extremely cute under the past of money; secondly, your family background must be strong, so that you can buy a long-term insurance for you in the future, and do something illegal and disorderly. Don’t worry that no one will wipe your butt.
God is generous to me, because I already have these two things that are not valuable in my eyes. Perhaps this is because the goddess of luck also like countless women. Really, as long as it is a female creature, it is not very resistant to me.
Generally speaking, if you have these two points, you can be a pervert with peace of mind. To state that you must not confuse perverts with playboys. Playboys are definitely perverts, but perverts may not be playboys, because this involves a serious issue of grade and taste! To be a playboy, a handsome face, a deep look, and an intoxicating smile, these things are indispensable. Of course, it is acceptable to call me the best pervert.
As the saying goes, "There is also a way of color." A pervert can eat without any choice and experience primitive reactions when seeing all creatures of the opposite sex, but the playboy is different. For women, the greatest gift God gives to men, he must selectively and strictly and precisely screen. This is the profession of a playboy - hunting beauties, not only physically but also spiritually!
This makes it very difficult. To conquer beautiful women psychologically, it is no less than a war full of gunpowder. You should know that even a war genius like Napoleon said that the only way to not fail in the battlefield of love is to escape. This shows that this war that has existed since God created mankind since ancient times is not a simple question! Playboys must use invincibility to safeguard the dignity of men on this battlefield. Of course, a tasteful playboy will never do such a bad mood as a stingy thing. He will only treat them like a beautiful work of art!
My goal is to be a master-level playboy like Don Juan, because the contribution of this type of person to society is to develop the entertainment function of love and put light wings on the heavy life. As for having thousands of girlfriends like Guino, Pofirio Rubirosa or Greek ship king Aristotle Onassis, it is just an additional question to my life.
I hope my epitaph will be like this in the future - he was ignorant, romantic, and had a prank, was better than lust, and had lies, but he said goodbye to the world happily. This man weighed it himself and consciously went to hell to report, but the judge told him that he should go to heaven, where relatives were waiting for his reunion.
——The Autobiography of Playboy Romance
Chapter completed!