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Xu Xiaole felt that his life had come to an end, just on the blue brick wall that was wide by one foot. At this time, he remembered that he had heard a monk ask: On one side of the wall is a tiger and on the other side is a wolve. Where should he go?

"Come down, I promise not to beat you to death." The tiger said to Xu Xiaole with a stick with a brow, as thick as an egg.

Xu Xiaole said: "I have no sincerity when I hear this. I am the only one in the Xu family. Of course, you won't beat me to death, but it's always easy to beat me halfway. Put down the stick first."

The tiger raised his eyebrows: "My mother, Yan Yuese and I, please come down just now, but you won't come down. What kind of sincerity do you dare to ask for? If you don't break your legs today, I'm afraid you don't know who has the final say in this family!"

Xu Xiaole said: "Even if you don't break my legs, I know that my sister-in-law is at home, you have the final say. OK, since I know, you can put the stick down." After that, he gave Tong Wanqing a grinning smile.

Xu Xiaole's sister-in-law Tong Wanqing's mother-in-law runs an inn. When she was a child, she learned sticks, fists and feet with the Jianghu guest who was playing tricks. Although it can only be considered a three-legged cat, she can fix Xu Xiaole but pinch the snail with three fingers - it's almost certain to get it.

Before Xu Xiaole was ten years old, Tong Wanqing could only use her slap to make him cry and howl, so that the neighbors around him who didn't know the truth also invited monks and Taoists to see him several times. Since Xu Xiaole passed ten years old, he became stronger day by day, Tong Wanqing's ten-slap in the dog fell no longer useful. From broom to mop, one day, he finally found this egg-sized stick from his dowry.

Just look at Xu Xiaole's escape skills are becoming more and more proficient. The wall that is more than one person is more than two or three steps up, and I'm afraid it won't take long for Qimei to use. Fortunately, the Ming Dynasty law did not allow people to hide their crossbows, otherwise Tong Wanqing would inevitably find one to put on the string and try to get the correct head.

Tong Wanqing saw the slutty smile and was so angry that she said: "What do you know! Why don't you come down and eat the family method quickly! Don't force me to poke you down with a stick!"

Xu Xiaole is not afraid. Tong Wanqing has not been stabbed before, but Qi Mei's stick is known as Qi Mei's stick, but it is still a little shorter after all. If it is stabbed low, Xu Xiaole will jump and laugh; if it is stabbed high, it will easily be taken away. Although Xu Xiaole does not have the courage to counterattack, it is a shame and humiliation for Tong Wanqing.

The two of them confronted each other, and no one would give in. If it weren't for the fact that there was a vicious dog staring at Xu Xiaole on the other side of the wall, he would have jumped over and ran away. That was his inherent escape route. Unfortunately, the Tang family did not tie the dog up today, which put him in the embarrassing situation.

The sun gradually sets westward. Seeing that his sister-in-law was resting with a stick with a brow, he looked like he was unwilling to stop until he was beaten to death, he said to his sister-in-law with a smile: "Sister-in-law, I'm thirsty, please give me a pot of sour plum soup first. I promise not to escape while you enter the house."

Tong Wanqing said, "A man is a real man, he is a nail. If you run away, you are not a real man, but a little girl with pink thrushes!" After that, he carried a stick into the house.

Xu Xiaole thought to himself: My sister-in-law suddenly agreed to give me sour plum soup so readily, obviously she had a trick. Oh, if I don’t escape, wouldn’t I have to stand here until night? If I run away, I will become a little girl who doesn’t keep her word!

Xu Xiaole was fighting with heaven and man, and Tong Wanqing had already come out with a large blue and white porcelain pot. The weather in Jiangnan was hot, and it made people lose their appetite as soon as summer began, so every household would cook some seasonal green plums. This sour plum soup has sweetness in the sour plum soup, and then it can refresh the spleen and make it arouse appetite. It is the most popular drink among Xu Xiaole.

Tong Wanqing knew that Xu Xiaole liked to drink this, so she had to make a lot of it every year, poured it into a pot, and let him drink it as water. She took out another bowl from behind her like a magic trick, leaned her eyebrows on her shoulders, held the teapot high and poured a cup into the bowl, and a fragrant and sour smell immediately spread out of the air.

Xu Xiaole smiled and said, "Thank you sister-in-law. You can keep that bowl for drink, just give me the pot."

Tong Wanqing ignored him, raised her neck, her chest undulated, and drank her entire body in one breath. She squinted her eyes and breathed, her face full of enjoyment, and said to Xu Xiaole: "It's really quenching her thirst!"

Xu Xiaole was filled with saliva and said to himself: It turns out that my sister-in-law was learning from the treacherous minister of Cao Cao. She wanted me to drool when I heard Mei. If I couldn't help it, wouldn't I go down and be beaten obediently!

A neighbor walked past the gate and saw Tong Wanqing standing in the yard. He looked up and saw Xu Xiaole on the wall. He greeted Tong Wanqing: "Miss Tong, you are fighting Xiaole again." Tong Wanqing quickly changed to a gentle and kind smile. Xu Xiaole took the opportunity and jumped off the wall and ran into the house. As long as he asked him to run back to the room and put the door bolt off, he would be considered as escaping today.

Unexpectedly, Tong Wanqing was holding a kettle in one hand and holding a bowl in the other. She had long been confident, but she turned around and kicked her side. Her long legs, which were more than three feet long, hit Xu Xiaole's butt like a whip. Xu Xiaole screamed, feeling the center of gravity was thrown away and she fell to the ground. When Xu Xiaole stood up and ran away, she turned her head, but saw that her sister-in-law had put down the pot and bowl in her hand, and rushed up with murderous aura on her face.

"It's still a ring jump to the hole!" Tong Wanqing shouted loudly.

Xu Xiaole subconsciously thrust his waist and hips forward, but with a snap, the stick of eyebrows hit his calf. Before he could stand firm, he was already lying on the ground again.

"You are cheating!" Xu Xiaole shouted dissatisfied.

Tong Wanqing smiled and walked to Xu Xiaole with a stick, squinted her eyes: "When you take off your pants and lie on the ground, I will naturally hit you for a jump hole."

Xu Xiaole moved to the side and begged for mercy, saying, "The heroine is so good, I'm willing to give in. But if you hit me with a stick, even if I beg for mercy, I won't accept you in my heart."

Tong Wanqing snorted: "I want to teach you well, not to convince me!" She was about to criticize Xu Xiaole's guilt when she suddenly heard someone greet her at the gate: "Sister Wanqing is playing Xiaole again!"

Xu Xiaole first saw the person at the door, which was Tang Xiaoxiao, the neighbor's youngest daughter. He shouted at Tang Xiaoxiao viciously: "It's all your business! I'll beat you up if you talk more... Oh, sister-in-law, please be gentle." Tong Wanqing kicked Xu Xiaole in the thigh, teaching him a lesson for being rude.

Tang Xiaoxiao covered his mouth and chuckled, saying, "Sister Wanqing, don't hit him on the butt. His butt is thick and it doesn't hurt. Pinch his waist, where the meat is tender." Tong Wanqing smiled and said, "This method is good, I must try it. It's better to find a few more tender places and greet him with the bamboo spindle." Tang Xiaoxiao grimaced at Xu Xiaole on the ground and went home.

Tong Wanqing watched Tang Xiaoxiao disappear outside the door, and touched Xu Xiaole's waist with her eyebrows and said hatefully: "Enter the house!" Xu Xiaole sticks out her butt and is about to stand up, but Tong Wanqing kicks her down again. She said: "Crawl in for me, don't play tricks!"
Chapter completed!