Chapter 37 Dare to ask the chief but the surname is Han
Liangyi Palace fell into complete chaos. Hu Lu asked the ministers to leave first. He Kun said that he would defend His Majesty to the death, but Hulu kicked him and told him to get out.
At this time, they were the only ones left in the palace. The eldest princess and the second princess caught two weak Taoist boys.
Princesses 3456 gathered around Otun Ying and cried, heartbroken.
Hulu kicked her, and she ended the performance. Under the shocked eyes of several princesses, she picked off the remaining kumquats and stuffed them into their hands, "Eat them all, it's so sweet!"
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Upon seeing this, the old Taoist who was beaten into a pig's head by the angry Hu Gai said happily, "Since this lady is fine, it shows that the old Taoist is not an assassin. Can I let Pindao go?"
Hu Lu chuckled, "There is no assassination, but there is always deception, right? Joy, how can you punish the crime of deceiving the emperor?"
The second princess has a good memory. "The crime of deceiving the emperor will be punishable by imprisonment for more than fifteen days or even death, depending on the seriousness of the case."
The naive little Taoist boy was relieved when he heard that he would be detained for fifteen days, but the other shrewd little Taoist boy cried bitterly, "Death penalty, I am only eight years old!"
Taoist Lieyang was shocked, "Your Majesty, isn't this fluctuation too high?"
Hulu looked down at him, "It all depends on my mood. I'm in a bad mood right now and just want to kill someone."
"Your Majesty, please forgive me. I really have some spiritual practice. You saw this kumquat just now. I cast a spell and it grew up in an instant. This is not a magic trick, it is an ironclad fact!"
Hulu asked Yingzi to search his body.
"Don't, don't do this, my bottle!"
It can be seen that the most precious thing for him is this small green bottle for watering, and the reluctance in his eyes almost overflows.
Hu Lu felt from Lao Liu's pocket, took out a handful of raw peanuts, took one and buried it in a potted plant. Then he followed the old way and dripped a few drops, muttering "Odd changes to even no".
Change, look at the quadrant of the symbol, π is equal to 3.1415…….”
Next was the moment to witness the miracle. The soil in the basin was broken open, and a green bud popped out.
Several little ones immediately gathered around, and then under their dumbfounded gaze, the bud gradually grew larger, spread out, bloomed, and withered, until it stopped growing.
Hu Laoliu was disappointed. She only saw leaves, "Dad, why didn't peanuts grow?"
Hu Ping'an lifted up the peanut leaves and saw a bunch of peanuts underneath. They were plump and had a faint golden color.
Hu Laoliu picked one and ate it in surprise, "Wow, it's delicious!"
The third princess, Hu Wuyou, was overjoyed, "It turns out that daddy also knows magic!"
The second princess Hu Xile asked, "Is this some kind of high-efficiency chemical fertilizer?"
The eldest princess said happily, "If the people can use it, no one in my country will go hungry anymore!"
Hulu looked at Lao Dao Lieyang with sharp eyes, "Dare I ask if the eldest layman's name is Han?"
"Why did your Majesty say this? I am a poor man with a surname of Li. I come from a poor family and don't have a good name. My family calls me Erlunzi. I am 48 this year and I live in..."
After announcing his home, the old Taoist lowered his head and said sadly, "If I had known that Your Majesty was so discerning, I would not dare to come here to deceive you even if I were killed. It's all my fault that Mrs. Xiaoyu from Jinfeng Tower, I was all instigated by her."
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Hu Lu finally understood that this old man had no ability, but he was lucky enough to get this emerald green vial that could speed up the growth of plants, so he embarked on the road of deception, but this time he was very courageous and wanted to deceive under the instigation of a woman.
A national teacher is worthy.
Hulu put the vial into his arms and said, "Your vial is quite good. With this thing, my anger will be reduced a little, so I will sentence you to life."
Old Taoist Lieyang didn't expect that the emperor was so evil-hearted, that his most precious treasure had been taken away by him, and that he would even want to imprison him for the rest of his life!
"Your Majesty, your Majesty, please spare me, me, me, me," I thought for a long time before the old man choked out, "I have really seen an immortal!"
"Oh, did the immortal give you this bottle?" Hu Lu was curious.
The old Taoist shook his head, "The bottle was picked up in the mountains, but I have really seen a fairy. Just yesterday, I saw a fairy in the Three Lao Temple!"
"Yes, yes, I can testify!" The shrewd little Taoist boy nodded hurriedly, and even touched the cute little Taoist boy.
The cute little Taoist boy regretted, "I went to bed too early last night and didn't see it~"
"What does the fairy look like? What did he say?" Hulu asked forcefully.
"I don't know what she looks like. The powerful one wears a mask with a ghost face. Even though she is scary, I know she must be a great beauty."
Hulu and Otunying looked at each other. It seemed that he was the one who took off the mask from her hand. She was still staying in the capital, why not make an appointment to see me?
Lieyang said cautiously, "As for what you said, can your majesty spare the old Taoist mercy? There is no hope, even if it's a little less~"
"You tell me first, how much I want to reduce depends on my mood."
"Yes," Li Erlingzi said obediently, "she heard that there was a Taoist sect in Sanlao Temple, so she came to get to know each other. We exchanged sect names with each other. She said she was the head of the Yinxian Sect, but the fairy soon
They saw through me, but fortunately my clever disciple interceded, so he spared me, and then ran away."
"You're a thief. You've already been discovered and you still dare to show off in the palace. You really don't know how to write the word "death"!"
His two apprentices immediately hugged Old Taoist Lieyang's thighs with tears in their eyes. Even the princesses couldn't bear it.
Hu Lu called the guards outside to come in, "Send the old Taoist priest to the Young Mansion and hand it over to Young Supervisor Cao. He can make dry ice on his own, which is of some use. I will temporarily restrict his freedom. Also, keep your mouth shut."
"Your Majesty, what about my two disciples?"
Hu Lu held his hands for a while, "They all had their sparrows cut off and entered the palace to become little eunuchs!"
The two little Taoist boys didn't understand what it meant, so Master Lieyang immediately thanked him, "Thank you, Your Majesty. This way you don't have to go hungry anymore. Your Majesty's kindness is unforgettable!"
The two little Taoist boys were held down by Master Lieyang and kowtowed to Hulu in thanks.
Hu Lu, who had teased the old Taoist priest, couldn't help but feel a little bitter in his heart.
The last two little Taoist boys were sent to the orphanage jointly run by Hulu and Wansan. When they grow up, they may join the Wan family as apprentices, or they may join the army and serve the country.
As for Xiaoyu from Jinfenglou, we have also sent people to arrest him. He will be punished according to the law.
Finally, there was Hu Gai, King of Yong. Thinking that he did not mean to deceive the emperor, but was simply stupid, Hu Lu only deducted his salary for one year and punished him to sit in front of the wall at home for a month.
"Yinxian Sect?" Hu Lu read this name and returned to the harem.
Sure enough, there are not only solitary monks in the world, but also cultivation sects. How powerful will this hidden immortal sect be? How many monks are there? Will it threaten the rule of his own dynasty? This is the most important thing for Hulu, the emperor of the world.
caring.
Hulu gave the princesses hush money and asked them to keep secret about the little green bottle and not tell outsiders.
However, Hulu was soon blocked by Wan Linglong and Xiao Guoer, who all clamored to see His Majesty's baby!
Chapter completed!