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上午11点11分11秒,dk音乐上,让许多歌迷粉丝期待不已的《光棍之歌》终于上传.

随着《光棍之歌》的正式上传,在dk音乐首页的主编力荐位置上,也换上了《光棍之歌》的推荐.

不过,这一次《光棍之歌》的推荐语和《甩葱歌》一样,纯属恶搞,满满的都是喜感

大舒游戏新作《光棍之歌》,dk音乐责编小吴吐血推荐:我看mv又看到吐血了!

That's right, under Jiang Li's strong "recommendation", editor Xiao Wu once again appeared on the homepage, turning the column "recommendation of editor Xiao Wu" into "recommendation of editor Xiao Wu", and successfully shining the presence of a large number of fans and netizens.

当然,面对这个莫名其妙的“扬名立万”机会,小吴编辑却怎么都高兴不起来,此刻正坐在电脑跟前,怀疑着自己的人生.

It's so pitiful! It's so pitiful!

他入职dk音乐,好不容易从审核编辑熬成了责编,怎么就跟了姜莉这么个无良主编?

这才短短的一个月工夫,他就已经被坑了两回了……

Because of "Shooting Song", he was really "famous" in his circle of friends, and he became a scourge of the Xiaomi Divine Cult; this time it is another even more tricky "Song of the Singles", what would he have to be hacked! He has no match yet! If he is praised as a Singles Day beast by a group of single dogs, what will he do in the future...

Xiao Wu was depressed. Jiang Li walked in from outside the office at this time, stood beside Xiao Wu and patted Xiao Wu on the shoulder: "Xiao Wu, why are you depressed? The ordinary editor has few opportunities to go to the homepage. The name is on the homepage once, and the bonus of one thousand yuan plus recommended songs will be paid. If others want it, they will not come..."

“呵呵呵……”小吴干笑着好吧,这大概也是唯一让他觉得心里舒服点儿的.

Jiang Li took her own water cup and poured a glass of water in front of the water dispenser and sat back to her seat: "Xiao Wu, cheer up. I just went to Editor-in-Chief Li to sit for a while. Editor-in-Chief Li said that the recommendation mode of "Song of Swinging the Onion" last time brought a lot of traffic. If the recommendation effect of "Song of Swinging the Onion" this time is good, maybe I will give you a category recommendation in the future, specifically recommending songs such as "Song of Swinging the Onion" and "Song of Swinging the Onion"..."

“啥玩意儿?”小吴一下子没反应过来.

姜莉继续说道:“网站打算弄个新的分类推荐,推荐一些比较奇怪的歌,名字就叫‘小吴推荐’,以后奖金大把,高不高兴?开不开心?”

“呃……”小吴嘴角抽抽了两下,心里面咆哮着

Damn it! The website is planning to hack him for the rest of his life!

...

In the morning, inside the canteen of Jingyin Academy.

Although it was only early eleven o'clock, lunch in the cafeteria was on sale. Jing Xinghe yawned and reached the fried restaurant. He swiped the card to ask for a shredded rice with fresh fish and meat, and then walked to a table with a plate to sit down.

今天上午只有一节大宁历史选修课,景星河很不厚道地旷课在宿舍睡觉,这才起床,早饭连着午饭一起吃了.

景星河正吃着东西,只见两对儿情侣也端着吃的,坐到了他的对面,然后开启秀恩爱模式,甜言蜜语加彼此喂饭,简直虐得景星河这个单身狗各种心塞.

Staring at the two couples in front of him, Jing Xinghe kept cursing in his heart. Suddenly, Jing Xinghe's cell phone ringing.

Jing Xinghe quickly took out his cell phone and saw that the alarm was still displayed on it, and he couldn't help but take a picture of his forehead! He was really confused today, and even forgot about the upload of Teacher Dashu's new song. Fortunately, he was used to setting an alarm.

Jing Xinghe continued to snatch the rice with his right hand, and held his mobile phone in his left hand to open the DK Music app. He was about to search for "Song of Bachelor", but he didn't expect to see the recommendation of "Song of Bachelor" on the homepage of the app.

Jing Xinghe didn't even bother to read the recommendation words, so he directly clicked on the mv link, chose to download and play, and then looked up at the two couples opposite him disdainfully.

Tell! What's the best thing about falling in love? Can you guys who are attracted to each other because of restless hormones understand the joy of being single?

Not only do we have money to spend alone, but we will sleep until what time we want to sleep, and we never have to worry about anyone taking care of it. There is also a genius in the music industry, Mr. Dashu, who gave us benefits and wrote a new song specifically! Can you ask Mr. Dashu to write songs for you?

Jing Xinghe muttered sourly when he couldn't eat the grapes. At this time, a gentle and graceful prelude sounded from his phone. Jing Xinghe couldn't help but lit up his eyes. The accompaniment was done well, and it still sounded a bit like it.

"For many years, one person has been involved in..."

Jing Xinghe was watching MV while listening to the song. He thought it was good at the beginning, but the more he went back, the more he felt that the taste was wrong.

When Jing Xinghe was singing "Children can call me uncle" in the song, he was already a little stunned. Until Cui Wenzhang's hoarse and magnetic voice sang "I am a lonely bachelor", Jing Xinghe didn't even hold his phone firmly and fell on the table with a "splash".

At the same time, Jing Xinghe also clearly saw the two couples, four people, and eight eyes looking at him, with strange expressions on his face, and he looked full of sympathy, wanting to laugh but holding back...

Dashu, you cheat me!

Jing Xinghe roared in grief and anger, picked up his phone and turned his head and walked out of the cafeteria door. He almost ran into a beautiful girl in front of him. At the same time, he also said "I have no wife now" in his phone, which is such a cruel knife!

The beautiful girl opposite Jing Xinghe burst out laughing, Jing Xinghe almost burst into tears, and hurried out of the cafeteria! I'm not alive anymore!

Jing Xinghe ran away, and the beautiful girl sat in front of one of the couples and laughed: "That person was so interesting just now. The song he listened to was "The Song of Bachelor" mentioned by Dami? "Now there is no wife," hahahaha..."

"Jia Jia, you are so embarrassed to laugh at him. You have no partner? You are also a single dog! Hurry up and listen to "The Song of Bachelor" a few more times, and you will not be able to torture you!" The woman opposite threw her eyes over and rolled her eyes.

That's right, Jia Jia is the best friend of rice, Jin Jia. The "couple" sitting opposite Jin Jia is actually Lin Fan and Liu Huimin.

Jia Jia didn't care at all: "Are you stupid? The man is called a single dog, and the woman is called a single cat, and I don't even know this? The song of the Bachelor is obviously written for single dogs. We are only a single cat, which means we didn't feel much hurt~"

After a pause, Jia Jia asked again: "By the way, why don't you two go back to your happy nest to cook? Are you here to go to the cafeteria to have a meal?"

"I'm too lazy to cook." Liu Huimin replied casually, pulling the things on the plate, "Where is the rice? She didn't have classes in the morning, right? Didn't she go to your place to get classes?"

"No, Dami said she went to the studio to practice singing in the morning." Jia Jia said, and went to the small fried restaurant next to her to order a rice bowl, then returned to Liu Huimin and sat down in front of Lin Fan, "Hey, have you heard of it? Zhenmei from Class 3 is pregnant and plans to leave school for one year and have a baby. What about you two? They are almost nine months old and have done what they should do. When will they create the next generation?"

"Cough cough cough..." Lin Fan was so uncomfortable that he was choked by Jia Jia's words, Jia Jia was still so sturdy.

Liu Huimin is a married woman after all, so she looked up and glared at Jia Jia: "What do you know about single cats? Do you think you can give birth if you want to give birth? Now Lin Fan and I are independent. Everything depends on the family. We don't even have money for milk powder, and we can't afford to give birth to a child!"

"That's right..." Jia Jia nodded, then turned her head to look at Lin Fan, "I want me to say, it's okay to let your Lin Fan sign in Shumi Studio! Dashu had long said that Lin Fan's voice is very distinctive and promising..."

Jia Jia's words are true.

When singing "The Days of Jingyin Affiliated Middle School", Shu Hongming had heard the voices of everyone involved at that time. Lin Fan's voice was very similar to Sun Yang, a singer in his previous life. He sang with passion and strong tension, and the only difference was singing skills. Later, Lin Fan also went to Shumi Studio several times, showing his basic skills and making great progress.

This kind of good seedling will definitely become a hit with a few good songs.

During the meeting and chatting, Shu Hongming invited Lin Fan several times in private, but Lin Fan never gave a formal reply.

Lin Fan smiled and said, "Da Shu invited me several times. However, I am only in my sophomore now, and my basic skills are not solid enough..."

"What's wrong with the sophomore year? Rice is still a sophomore year! Look at him, I won two Golden Qin Awards!" Jia Jiadiu complained to Lin Fan.

Lin Fan immediately smiled bitterly and said, "Okay! Jiajia, don't compare me with Dami. Rice is a rare genius in the music industry. It is used as a role model by our teachers every day. I am just an ordinary person..."

In the music industry, just talking about talent, how many people dare to say that they are stronger than rice?

Lin Fan is a little genius in the eyes of his classmates, and Dami is a monster in the eyes of all the teachers and students of Jingyin Academy!

...

Jing Xinghe ran out of the cafeteria, immediately turned off "Song of Bachelors" and walked towards the dormitory building.

Not long after, Jing Xinghe finally returned to the dormitory, sat on the bed, recalling the scenes just now...

That was simply a tragedy! He had never been so embarrassed, so he was so fucked by Dashu! How could a new song for our single fans be such a thing?

Thinking of this, Jing Xinghe clicked on TT's mobile phone, glanced at the tT's chat history that was constantly pounding, and then opened the [Da Shu + Rice] TT group

Sure enough, there are also a lot of people in the group who complain about "The Song of Bachelor".

Jing Xinghe organized some language, pointed at the screen with his fingers, and then sent a message:
Chapter completed!