Chapter 124
I just talked to the ministers about how to fight Dong Zhuo’s false edict, and said a lot. Because of my dry tongue, Lu Bu picked up a glass of water and started drinking.
At this time, Bu Fan showed a hint of shyness and disgust: "Mr. Wuyang and Pan Yin have an affair!"
Lu Bu squirted out a mouthful of water, sprayed Bu Fan's face, soaking her silk skirt, revealing her curves.
Lu Bu widened his eyes, staring at the thrilling curve intently, and showed a surprised expression: "How is it possible! How can an old woman behave like a castrator today? How can Pan Yin satisfy that old woman who is like a wolf or a tiger!"
Bu Fan quickly took a piece of cloth, wiped the water marks on his body, and blocked his chest with cloth. He glanced at Lu Bu angrily and blamed him: "Why are you drinking water? Such a big man is still choking!"
Lu Bu smiled and said, "It's your information that is too strange and unreasonable!"
Bu Fan took out a picture and placed it in front of Lu Bu. Lu Bu glanced at it and it was a spring... Palace picture. A man was lying on a woman's crotch, licking and sucking something. The man looked like Pan Yin, and the woman looked like Wuyang Jun. This picture was vivid and vivid.
Lu Bu looked at Bei Fan with admiration: "You are so amazing. You can not only detect information, but also draw such pictures. You are so talented. When I and my beautiful wife and concubine share the same bed with us, you will also draw a picture."
Bu Fanbai glanced at Lu Bu: "Dream in the daytime! I painted well and wouldn't paint it for you. Do you think I am like the women under my command, and worship you as a hero. If they can touch you and look at you, they will be excited!"
Lu Buqi said: "Your men are a group of women?!"
Bu Fan snorted: "You don't even know this. Women are most suitable for intelligence. You men often don't discuss military and national affairs. They often don't avoid dancing girls' songs. The information obtained through women is the most accurate... Even the capital of the late emperor, you claim to be so wise and powerful, how could you not know?"
Lu Bu ignored her ridicule and asked, "Under what circumstances did you get this information? How could you still take the time to draw it down?!"
Bu Fan blushed and whispered: "Half a month ago, in the inner courtyard of the palace... I was getting information from my subordinates about Dong Zhuo's intention to go to Beijing for destruction, so I wanted to report to the Empress Dowager overnight. I didn't want to alarm the guards, so I flew over the eaves and walked through the walls and went to the Empress Dowager's bedroom. When I passed by the palace where Wuyangjun lived... I heard a strange sound and looked at it... and I saw the unsightly scene. That, Pan Yin also used his finger to press Wuyangjun's place, and Wuyangjun's place was sprayed with a lot of water! It was so embarrassing!"
Lu Bu laughed and said, "It seems that you are still a young man... You have not experienced human affairs yet, otherwise you would not be so surprised. Confucius once said that food, sex, and nature. Men and women are common deeds and cannot be cut off. Wuyang Jun is trapped in the deep palace and does not connect with others, and is like a wolf or a tiger... He is not very surprised to hook up with Pan Yin!"
Bu Fan's face turned red: "I'm twenty-five years old, how dare you say I'm a chick! What's so good about that? The woman is so uncomfortable and screams so tragically! I really want to save her! Fortunately, I didn't take action, otherwise I would be so devastated!"
Lu Bu laughed loudly. There was such a simple woman in this world. When she saw that her eyebrows were not dissipated, her eyes were clear, her hair was close to her ears, her legs were tightly attached to her waist, her waist was stiff, her chest was generally undulating, her armpits were tightly attached to both sides of her body, and her ears had shrugged hairs. She knew she was a young man, so she asked in surprise: "You are twenty-five years old, why haven't you married yet!"
Bu Fan said with a calm expression: "After Emperor Wu stopped withdrawing the embroidered envoy, he searched orphans from all over the country, trained them... and gave them to various nobles. Emperor Wu believed that if we got married, we would tell our husbands the secret of the wind to catch the wind, so he issued an order to strictly order us not to have any personal relationships. Therefore, the women who caught the wind must devote themselves to the royal family for the rest of their lives and cannot marry for the rest of their lives. I had a sister who fell in love with a family, and the son of the aristocratic emperor knew about it, and the last emperor ordered people to assassinate that, sister and that aristocratic family! I was selected from a group of orphans, and began to follow the last general commander of the wind to catch the wind at the age of ten. Five years ago, my master could not bear the loneliness and darkness, so he committed suicide, and I began to take charge of the wind to catch the wind.
For five years, I have not fallen in love with anyone, and I have killed anyone who likes me." Bu Fan's tone was very ordinary, as if he was telling other people's stories, but Lu Bu could hear the great resentment in her heart. Is it worth it to sacrifice her happy future for the sake of the debauchery and innocence of Emperor Ling of Han?
Lu Bu stretched out his big hand, gently held Bu Fan's pink jade hand in his palm, and comforted him softly: "Now, the wind is under my jurisdiction. I agree that you can get married if you are over twenty years old."
Bu Fan's beautiful eyes widened, showing an extremely surprised expression: "Really?! Are you not afraid of the Queen Mother and the Emperor blamed me?"
Lu Bu smiled and said, "The Queen Mother is also a woman. She should be able to understand your suffering. The emperor is young and ignores political affairs. I will explain it to him later.
Seeing Lu Bu's serious expression, Bu Fan knew that he was not a false statement: "Then I want to thank General Lu for my sisters!" As he said that, he was about to lean over and kneel down to thank him. When she leaned over and knelt down, Lu Bu's eyes were straight. It was indeed so big. It was rare for a virgin to have such a big mind. It seemed that if you want to develop well in the future, you would have to let her be the child's breasts at the least... Mom.
Lu Bu stared for a long time before he recovered. He quickly leaned over and helped Bu Fan up: "But, I have a condition!"
Bu Fan said frantically: "General, please make clear!"
Lu Bu smiled and said, "I'm also afraid that you will tell your husbands the secret of the capture of wind. If the man is an enemy, wouldn't it be a big deal for me? So from now on, if you want to get married, your husband must serve me and must be within the control of our army. Not only your husband, but his whole family, must move to Handan City, otherwise I will treat them as enemies and will definitely kill them. Moreover, you will not withdraw for life. After you are over thirty, you can choose not to go to other places to perform tasks, but you must do management work or instructors in the rear and be responsible for teaching more female spies. By the way, I have also formed two intelligence organizations in the army, and you also need your senior staff to catch wind to train them."
Bu Fen thought about it and said that the concessions made by Lu Bu were already at the limit and was already very tolerant. In the past, those kings had the willingness to think about their future, and could not help but be grateful and sincerely thanked him: "The general is magnanimous and wise, and the arrangement is appropriate. Bu Fan swears allegiance to the general for my thousand sisters. In this way, he is loyal to the lord Lu Bu. Even though he is heartbroken, he will never refuse."
Lu Bu couldn't help but sigh. No matter how his tiger body shook and the king's aura was released, he could not give in to the woman Bu Fan. Unexpectedly, he put himself in his shoes and made some concessions from the perspective of the superior, and won her loyalty. Hi, it seems that people's hearts are full of flesh and can no longer deal with the attitude of playing games against the pc characters in the past.
Although he had sincerely recognized Lu Bu as the main point, Bu Fan had no fear of this lord, because according to so many observations, this... The master was not a moody and murderous devil, but a benevolent king who seemed to be decisive but was kind-hearted and unwilling to kill too much. He treated people who were loyal to him very well. Like Guo Jia, Chen Lin, and Dian Wei were not careful in front of Lu Bu, and Bu Fan was unwilling to restrain his lively nature, so he giggled: "Lord, I remember we had made a bet before? If you show a surprised expression, let me touch it?"
S Bu is willing to accept the loss and straighten his chest: "Come on, just hug it, touch it anytime, touch it if you want."
Bu Fan did not hesitate and reached out and hugged him straight.
After a while, Lu Bu's eyes widened and stared at Bu Fan in surprise: "You are a girl who has never married, you actually touch me directly. Do you still know how to write the word "shy".
He originally thought Bu Fan just gently touched his arms, hands, etc., but who knew that he could reach in and touch his vital parts all at once.
Bu Fan's eyes shone golden light and giggled, "I can win a lot of money now!"
Lu Bu said in surprise: "What?! Win money?!"
Bu Jin giggled and said, "My sisters said that although you have a strong nose, you have a handsome face. You are a white-faced person. The guys there can't grow. But I have secretly observed you while you were taking a bath. I thought it was not short, so I bet with them. If it was eight inches shorter, I would lose. Haha, I did not lose."
Lu Bu said angrily: "You girls are so boring. You actually bet on the length of your general's younger brother."
Bu Fan still couldn't stop smiling: "Lord, think about it, who are they? Almost all of them are dancing girls' songs at the homes of nobles. His life is boring, so he likes to bet on the parts of those high-ranking officials, such as how long Yuan Benchu's beard is and how short Cao Cao's younger brother is?"
Lu Bu asked in surprise: "How short is Cao Cao's younger brother? How could you know?"
Bu Fan giggled, "Cao Cao took a song ten years ago as a concubine named Bian Yu. Er. He was once my master's sister, but he was not from the Wind-Catching Organization. My master learned from Bian Yuer. Bian Yuer said that although Cao Cao was short, it was OK there, more than six inches."
Lu Bu was too lazy to discuss such boring issues with Bu Fan: "Take your hands out quickly, it's so long, it's very uncomfortable."
At this moment, Dian Wei lifted up the curtain and came in to report: "Lord, Lord Lu Zhi, please come over and discuss matters."
Just as he saw the wonderful scene, Dian Wei widened his eyes. The lord is so strong that he got this... a woman can still let this woman do that and do something for him obediently.
Chapter completed!