Chapter 144 Lu Qing and the Queen Mother

"How is it?" Lu Bu looked at Empress Dowager He in a bad mood: "Why don't you come and serve me first."

"Lu Aiqing, how should I serve you?" Empress Dowager He was at a loss and suddenly seemed like a girl who had just started to do things.

"Have you never done that for him?" Lu Bu remembered the debauchery and inhumane Emperor Ling of Han: "Don't he have many tricks to play with women?"

"He has many tricks?! Indeed, playing with different women has different tricks. He took a fancy to a woman in the harem anytime and anywhere and pulled her onto the bed. In order to facilitate his happiness, the beautiful women in the harem have to wear open-crotch pants," said Empress Dowager He angrily: "Just like him indulging in every day and living to his thirties is already a blessing from God."

"Oh, let's stop talking about him!" Lu Bu reached out and stroked Queen Mother He's pink face: "Are you really not that? OK, I'll teach you."

"Open your mouth, yes, that's it, that's good," Lu Bu looked at Empress Dowager He with approval. After a while, his face changed drastically: "Oh, be careful of your teeth and don't bite my little halberd."

Is there anything more fun than to tune the mother of a country to give yourself? No!

Lu Bu was so happy, no, he couldn't just burst so easily. He also had to show his power and subdue this beautiful woman who had been missing for many years. If he couldn't subdue her in bed, he would definitely be disgusted by her under bed, which would be unfavorable to his long-term plan.

But will Lu Bu lose, the most powerful man in the Three Kingdoms?

Lu Bu leaned on the phoenix bed, Empress Dowager He lay on his waist, stretched his head and raised his face, with beautiful eyes flowing, and looked at Lu Bu affectionately.

"Lu Lang, how could you last for so long before erupting?" Queen Mother He said aggrievedly: "My mouth is numb."

"Then let me serve the Queen Mother." Lu Bu smiled wickedly, leaned down, gently took off the Queen Mother's robe, took off her pink silk trousers, looked at Queen Mother He, and couldn't help but exclaim: "What a fertile land."

"It's a pity that no one has come to work hard for sowing so many years," said Empress Dowager He resentfully: "The fertile fields have been empty for a long time, and they are almost become deserted."

"Then let me plough the Queen Mother's fat field." Lu Bu smiled wickedly and lowered his head.

Lu Bu is a man who is willing to do anything to make women happy. This kind of man will make women very happy, but he is despised by other men. However, Lu Bu has such virtues regardless of his past and present life. Satisfies women and then satisfies himself is the principle of men and women in his heart. He has always followed it and has never violated it. Such a man is undoubtedly a woman's kindness.

"Ah, you bad guy, why are you so good at doing it?" Queen Mother He expressed her joyful emotions while pulling Lu Bu's ear and asking: "You said, you kissed a few women here."

"In this world, I have only kissed you here." Lu Bu was right. In this time and space, Lu Bu knew these things in the past. Even if he knew, a man was really unwilling to bend under a woman's crotch. Now, the person who was intimate with Lu Bu was the female assassin Wu Xia. Under the conditions at that time, it was impossible to do such a thing. Queen Mother He was really the first one. However, in another world, there were many people who had to calculate it carefully. Although he was a sling at that time, he had to handle pink fungus, black fungus, and white and rich beauty.

"Hmph, I don't believe it!" Empress Dowager He shouted again with a comfortable voice: "Ah."

"Speak up," Lu Bu grabbed a scarf and stuffed it into Queen Mother He's mouth: "You woman don't look where you are now. You scream so loudly. What if the other soldiers hear it, will we still have a way out?!"

Queen Mother He stared at Lu Bu, tears in her eyes, she shook her head aggrievedly, reached out to pull out the scarf, and kicked Lu Bu: "You dead guy, look at what this is, just stuff it into my mouth."

"Ah, it's this, I'm sorry." Lu Bu looked closely and found that it was the underwear that had just taken off Queen Mother He. He was a little worried just now, so he didn't even look at it. He grabbed it and stuffed it into Queen Mother He's mouth.

After Queen Mother He kicked Lu Bu, her anger dissipated. The feeling of pleasure and itchyness came up again. She said, "You do it well, I won't scream." Then she grabbed a real scarf and stuffed it into her mouth.

After a while, a rumbling roar broke out and spitted Lu Bu's face. Wow, Lu Bu looked at Empress Dowager He in surprise, the legendary Chaochui Queen.

Queen Mother He lay softly on the phoenix bed, rested for a while, and stretched out her pink arm: "Lu Aiqing, use your long spear as the Queen Mother to plow the fields."

"I am obeying the Queen Mother's Holy Order!"

The infatuated man and the resentful woman fight together, and it is really a match for the chess. When they meet the good talent, they are hard to solve. The phoenix bed is swaying squeakingly.

I do what I like with such a mature and plump woman who is like a peach, but unlike those girls who are like green apples. Lu Bu is particularly relaxed this time and has used all the postures he can do several times.

The originally clean and dry Phoenix bed was wet with Lu Bu's sweat and Queen Mother He's jade liquid.

It seems like it’s more than seven times a night. This beautiful woman who has been in danger for a long time is so terrible!

When Lu Bu staggered back to his central army tent, he vowed to find Zuo Ci and Hua Tuo earlier and rely on their help, otherwise there would be more and more women in the future, and he was really afraid that he would not be able to handle it. In fact, he underestimated his body too much. He was busy these days and had no time to rest well. He was destroyed by Empress Dowager He. His body felt a little uncomfortable for a while, but he could soon return to normal and even better than the past, because the lightning was not slashed in vain, but he didn't know the secret of it now, and he thought he had been squeezed out.

Dian Wei wanted to come forward to support Lu Bu, but Lu Bu quickly waved his hand to signal that he could, but his steps were a little more sloppy and he was not afraid.

After entering the central army tent, Lu Bu almost fainted. A woman was sitting inside, looking at him with a springy look.

Bu Fan, the chief commander of the wind, is also the plump woman Lu Bu likes! But why is her eyes so strange?

"Why do you look at me so much?" Lu Bu asked directly: "It seems that you didn't look at me like this before."

"It's nothing. I'll collect Pan Yin's relevant information. When I passed by the Queen Mother's tent, I saw something that I shouldn't have seen," Bu Fan's eyes were watery: "Someone's things are really amazing!"

"The Red Guards have had an idle meal with those palace maids," Lu Bu was shocked and angry: "Don't have eyes?"

"Haha, you don't have to blame them," Bu Fan said with a smile: "My master's light body skills are unique in the world. Even Wang Yue, the world's number one swordsman, is willing to give up the disadvantage. Seeing that the palace maids outside the tent were red and the atmosphere was very strange, I flew over and jumped onto the top of the tent, broke a small hole, and looked down and saw someone lying on the empress dowager."

"I'm dizzy, how long have you been watching?" Lu Bu stared at Bu Fan: "You, a girl who has never married, shouldn't be watching other people's sexual intercourse."

"Oh, I'll do it. It seems that there will be more than two hours," Bu Fan looked at Lu Bu sarcastically: "It seems that the Queen Mother has erupted seven or eight times, and someone has erupted seven or eight times. It seems that there have been several times that have been directly sprayed on the Queen Mother. Are you not afraid of the Queen Mother getting pregnant?"

"What, pregnancy?" Lu Bu's face changed drastically: "If the Empress Dowager is pregnant, then things will be very serious."

"Don't worry, who made you my lord?" Bu Fan chuckled: "I just sprinkled a little powder from the top of the tent and put it in her cup. I saw her drink it." "What powder?" Lu Bu asked in surprise.

"Haha, lord, don't worry, that's medicine powder," Bu Fan smiled sarcastically, "If our sisters who catch wind are bullied by some nobles and do not want to be pregnant with their children, they will not get pregnant after taking the medicine powder."

"Oh, that's the case, then I'll feel relieved." Lu Bu turned around and asked, "Does anyone else know except those palace maids?"

"The Red Guards stood far away and could not hear the Queen Mother's voice, but that stupid big man is so good at martial arts, so he should have a very sensitive hearing," Bu Fan looked at Dian Wei outside the tent with malicious intentions: "He should have heard it, so why not kill him, no one will know your secret."

"It's better to kill you," Lu Bu said, "You are all my right-hand men, don't have any strife."

"Oh, then just pretend I didn't say it, but what should those palace maids deal with?!" Bu Fan asked.

"I will ask the Queen Mother's opinion another day. I think it is necessary to use thick gold to win over for the time being, and not to be killed. After all, there are only a few confidant palace maids of the Queen Mother." Lu Bu turned around and asked, "Have you found out? That Pan Yin had close contacts with the minister in the court and the general in the army?!"

"Shangshu Zheng Tai, Huang Zhong's subordinate Li Sheng, and the two military marquises of the Wangdu."

Oh, Zheng Tai and Zheng Gongye, Lu Bu is not surprised at all. This guy was originally a famous undercover agent in history and once fooled Dong Zhuo.

The other two are children of aristocratic families and have close ties with Luoyang. These two are so cunning that Lu Bu cannot grasp their painful feet for the time being.

Lu Bu snorted coldly: "I have been wary of these people. You must monitor them well when you catch the wind."

"I accept the orders of humble officials. Just..." Bu Fan hesitated.

"Just something..." Lu Bu asked with a frown.

"I saw your heroic posture just now and was distracted. I was afraid I could not do my job well, just thinking about your thing."

"Get out! Don't tease me!" Looking at Bu Fan's sarcastic expression, Lu Bu knew that she was teasing herself. This woman who is neither big nor young has been supervised by so many noble people. She is used to seeing the joy of bed, how could she be distracted? She is just talking.

"Receive the order!" Bu Fan said, turning around and running out of the tent like flying.

This woman is already twenty-five years old and has the brain of an intelligence organization. How can she act so naughty and naughty?

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