Chapter 11 Plants vs. Zombies(1/2)
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Looking at the dimming fire on the zombie's body, I got goosebumps. Kim Seong-woo put on gloves as if nothing had happened and said, "Strange, how could there be such a thing nearby?"
I said, "Can it be because of the spiritual energy you mentioned that leads it here?"
Lao Wu said: "No, zombies do not need to practice, they are not sensitive to spiritual energy."
Xiaoqian said: "Only animals and humans are angry can they attack, but they usually dare not go to places where the popularity is too high."
Kim Seong-woo smiled and said, "No matter what, just kill one, kill one, two, kill one, and destroy such things without damaging your practice."
The three of them talked for a while and changed the topic. Killing a zombie seemed common to them, just as ordinary as the boss on the Tao met a little thief, but my heart kept thumping and secretly scared.
Lao Wu came to the three apple trees he planted during the day, reached out to pick a green fruit and threw it to me: "See if it can be eaten?"
I took a bite and said, "It's better to cook it again."
Xiaoqian also took one and sniffed it, grinning and said, "It's so sour."
Kim Seong-woo stretched out and said, "I'm going to sleep, do you practice again?"
Lao Wu said: "I'll sleep again later, and I'm expected to improve a little more this year."
Xiaoqian said shyly: "I'm the lowest level, but I'm not as leisurely as you guys."
Kim Seong-woo laughed and said, "Schedule the time reasonably and don't be overly addicted." He said that and went into the house.
I grabbed Lao Wu and asked, "Are you getting upgraded soon?"
Old Wu smiled and said, "What level is it that easy to upgrade?"
I said, "What should you do at the next level? Building foundation, washing the meridians and marrow, have you passed?"
Old Wu looked at me strangely: "What did you say? How could you say that there be such a messy name?"
"Then you have to have a standard to judge who is better than who, right? He is a golden body and he is immortal or something."
"No." Old Wu said angrily.
I was surprised and said, "No?"
Lao Wu added: "However, the level of cultivation can be seen from the other party's aura and behavior. Generally, people with low cultivation cannot see the original shape of high cultivation and family background. For example, I cannot see the original shape of Jin Chengwu. This has something to do with him being a mixed-race. However, in fact, he is a descendant of a prehistoric beast, and his cultivation is definitely not bad. It is extremely difficult to go further to his level, so he is not in a hurry."
I suddenly realized, no wonder I heard what Kim Seung-woo said so well. When I was in school, several guys in the dormitory played "A Chinese Odyssey" together. We had just bought it. The third guy had already made a "three-turn" product. It was impossible to upgrade for another ten days and half a month. He often said Kim Seung-woo's words to us.
I asked Lao Wu again: "Then how far are you from 'suffering the disaster'?"
Old Wu smiled bitterly: "Saving the Tribulation? These two words are just a legend for us practitioners. Even if we can practice to the early stage of the Tribulation, our chances, understandings, and strength are all in a thousand miles. If we can successfully pass the Tribulation, we will be in a thousand miles of thousands of miles of miles of thousands of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of miles of
I excitedly said, "Wouldn't I be very awesome?"
Old Wu said: "You don't count!"
"Why not count?"
"It is because we have never seen the success of the disaster with our own eyes that such a misunderstanding arises. Apart from a specious golden body after the disaster, how can you look like a person who survives the disaster?"
I laughed and said, "There are so few people who have successfully survived the disaster. Where have monsters like you and Kim Seung-woo gone?"
Lao Wu sighed and said, "Human power is sometimes poor. This sentence is the same for us practitioners. When we practice to a certain extent, we cannot escape the cycle of birth, old age, sickness and death. Most practitioners will die before they can survive the early stage of the disaster. They are nothing more than living for hundreds or thousands of years. I am very good at root and bones. Maybe I can live longer, but I am afraid it will be useless."
"Then you shouldn't be called Wu Yongsheng - why don't you call Wu Guohuai?"
"I was called Wu Guohuai before liberation. I called Wu Jianguo two years later."
"... Then why are your surname Wu?"
"During the Warring States Period, my surname was Li, my surname was Zhang in the Tang Dynasty, and my surname was Ma in the Qing Dynasty. Is there any problem?"
"Uh, it's gone." I turned to Xiaoqian again: "Where are you, Xiaoqian, when will you survive the disaster?"
Xiaoqian stuck out her tongue: "I'm even more invisible."
Old Wu said: "But Xiaoqian should be very talented. She has cultivated her body in just over two hundred years. When I was 200 years old, I would still be a tree."
Xiaoqian said embarrassedly: "No, I have been hiding in the mountains for many years. I feel that I have difficulty in breaking through my state recently. I didn't expect that as soon as I came out of the mountain, I met a good person like Xiaolong to take in."
I waved my hands repeatedly: "I'm not a good person."
Lao Wu said: "It is good for cultivation to go out and walk often. I spent hundreds of years in Zhongnan Mountain back then, and I obviously couldn't keep up with the experience of things when I came out."
I said depressedly, "You guys talk, I'm going to sleep." Well, I've been going to talk to these people for hundreds of years, just like we've been away for several weeks.
I walked to the door of the house and turned around and asked Lao Wu: "So you have seen Qin Shihuang?"
"Of course I've seen it."
"What's it?"
Old Wu smiled: "There is nothing mysterious, it's just a fat man."
The next morning, Lao Wu borrowed 100 yuan from me and went to the nearby farmers' market to buy seeds. He insisted on growing some vegetables in front of me.
As usual, Xiaoqian got up early to clean the shop. She floated around, and her mouth made me look magnificent, and finally floated to me and said, "Brother Xiaolong, raise your foot."
As soon as I raised my foot, Xiaoqian blew clean under my desk. Just as I was about to leave, I picked up the keyboard and said to her, "Lucky, you can blow this up for me."
With a "puff--" sound, Xiaoqian blew out half a pound of ash and soil from inside, and her eyes were blurred and she left.
Jin Chengwu had a good night's sleep, held her laptop and sat in a small restaurant to surf the Internet, clicked into a forum with some unknown hikers, and chatted happily while looking at the pictures above. Sometimes she laughed and said angrily: "You don't tell me if you go to Shennongjia!"
When I asked, I found out that Kim Chengwu was still a hardcore hiker. I have been around all over the years. I just came back from Tibet before.
I said, "You go to Shennongjia to find a savage?"
Kim Seung-budao: "What am I looking for savages? Thousands of years ago you were all savages."
I don't like to talk to him anymore...
Gao Xiaowei slept until noon, but she was still listless. Because she was far from her usual life, she didn't take care of her pineapple head, and she stuck to her head like soup, and she didn't draw dark circles. But let alone, she looked much more than yesterday.
Gao Xiaowei came to me with slippers, and she was speechless: "Longyangyang, what should I eat for lunch?"
Before I could speak, Gao Xiaowei became furious: "Go to die!" Then she occupied my computer, took out a handful of chocolates and potato chips from her bag and stuffed them into her mouth. I asked her tentatively: "Do you eat apples, I will pick one for you." As she said that, she pointed outside the door, Gao Xiaowei glared at me, not finding anything abnormal.
I let out a sigh of relief, and I knew that a gangster like her would not pay attention to any more trees. The tree had not yet been there when she came.
Old Wu came back in the afternoon. He didn't have time to rest, so he poured two glasses of water into his shoes and started working. He planted all kinds of seeds into the ground in front of me, then brought a pot of water, inspected them, sprinkled some for this, and squatted down and said a few words to him. Before the evening, all kinds of green buds had already drawn out of the ground...
How can this prevent me from remembering that allusion: In spring, I planted my wife underground, and in autumn, I will be able to harvest a lot of wives (I dare not let my wife see this sentence). If Wu Yongsheng really did this, how powerful would he be?
At night, Gao Xiaowei got a game. When she opened the page, she heard a creepy and weird laughter. Jin Chengwu looked around in a daze: "What's the movement?"
Gao Xiaowei said angrily: "I'm playing games!"
Jin Chengwu ran over and saw Gao Xiaowei placing various plants on the sunny lawn on the screen. Soon a zombie walked over crookedly on the other end of the screen. Gao Xiaowei put a green pea that could spit bullets here. Soon the zombie was knocked off his head. Jin Chengwu was interested and said, "What kind of game is this?"
"I haven't played plants and zombies before?"
Kim Seong-woo rubbed her hands and said, "It's interesting."
As more and more zombies appeared, Gao Xiaowei had some difficulty in supporting her, and Jin Chengwu kept making suggestions behind her: "Put a potato time bomb, multiple sunflowers, here, here, here, here."
Gao Xiaowei glanced at him, stood up and said angrily: "Then you play!"
"Okay." Jin Chengwu sat down, ignored Gao Xiaowei's angry eyes, and happily put a melon as he wanted...
Gao Xiaowei silently soaked an instant noodles, finished a few bites, went upstairs, and shouted loudly at the entrance of the corridor: "Longyangyang, if you dare to eat instant noodles for me tomorrow, I will kick you to death!" After that, he went back to the house.
I said leisurely: "I can't bear this little bit of hardship and pretend to be a gangster!"
Kim Seong-woo said while playing, "Don't talk about her, I'm tired of eating this thing."
Looking at Xiaoqian again, she also picked up a few noodles and sniffed them hard.
Lao Wu said: "Don't worry, the food will be eaten tomorrow."
"What have you planted?" I walked to the door and looked out, and saw that the ground outside was already lush and there were short shelves made of various wood.
Lao Wu said: "If the seeds are not complete, I planted several kinds of taro, corn, beans and cucumbers."
"oh."
In the middle of the night, Lao Wu and Xiaoqian walked out the door and sat on the steps again. Kim Chengwu was still dancing and playing his "Plant vs. Zombies". This is still a very playful fairy.
As soon as the two of them breathed for a while, I saw several figures appearing on the horizon in the distance. They hesitated and looked ignorant. I wondered, "Why are there so many people in the middle of the night - were they stole vegetables?"
I said, "I didn't move this time. With the lesson I learned yesterday, I'm very careful now."
Old Wu frowned and said, "It's still wrong!" He stood up and looked into the distance, and suddenly changed color and said, "It's broken, it's still a zombie!"
I also saw clearly that those "people" were wearing rags, swaying and slow to move, burying their heads in front of their chests, just like the zombie yesterday. You can see them even when you get closer to them. They are indeed zombies.
I ran back to the house, lying on the glass and said anxiously, "What should I do?" After a quick look, there were about forty or fifty zombies. They came straight to us, with distances between the front and the back. It looked so big. Yesterday one made us very passive, but today it was dozens of times!
Old Wu and Xiaoqian also hid back and said intently: "This is not easy to deal with."
Kim Seong-woo ran over with an arrow: "What's wrong?"
I pointed out with a sad face: "There are all the corpses playing around!"
Kim Seong-woo said excitedly: "The zombies are coming? Grow vegetables!"
I said angrily: "This is not a game!"
To be continued...