Chapter 27 Liu Lao Liu
Chapter 27 Liu Laoliu
For a long time afterwards, I remained silent. I didn't know how to chat with someone whose mother was Su Chongwei and her father Su Wang...
During this period, I also thought of many tragic things - why she was kind to women and disdainful to men; why she didn't know what was shy; why she didn't mind the degree of exposure of her dress at all, and... why she didn't object to others calling her Xiaolongsao.
Thinking of this, I said depressedly: "Did you automatically filter me into Su Long's family when others called you Xiaolongsao?"
Su Jing smiled rare: "I won't suffer any loss anyway."
I was so entangled that I wanted to touch the tree with my head: I thought I had taken advantage of others, but in fact I was teased by others, but then I thought, it seemed that I had not suffered any loss. No matter from which perspective, I was such a beautiful girl, who had been a wife for a long time without asking for a house or a car, and she was still a profit. The Kingdom of Women is the Kingdom of Women. Isn’t it in our own acre of three parts now? I am happy again.
Thinking of this, the conflict between people is sometimes caused by different worldviews and values. For example, two nouveau riche fights with wealth. If you put a big gold teeth in it, he wears 10 gold rings, and it is easier for them to clamp. If a nouveau riche is with a university professor, the two chat indifferently about the weather, even though they look down on each other, it is harmonious on the surface. For example, when we usually say "I am your father" and think it is a swear word, but if someone in some places thinks that being a son is a good deal, then he will definitely have a good reputation in our place. Su Jing and I are almost like this...
I asked her: "Does women have the final say on your entire continent?"
Su Jing said: "Only the Kingdom of Women is like this, and other countries on the Federal Continent are still ruled by backward and ignorant men."
I curled my lips and said, "I don't know who is behind. If you are so special, then no other country will come to find trouble and fight?"
"Yes, but we all defeated them." Su Jing said lightly.
I said with a sigh: "It's so embarrassing. Even a group of women can't beat them. No wonder your mainland was almost annexed."
Su Jingyun said annoyedly: "Don't use your prejudice to think about other people's problems. To be fair, those men are not bad at fighting, but we are stronger. We have the best light cavalry and archers in the world, and - the most wise general!"
"Your general is also a woman?"
"Of course." Su Jing said: "Those men hated her and were afraid of her, but they had to refuse to accept her. In the end, they had to bow down and give her the title of "Continental Soldier God".
"Is she your idol?" I felt strange. A person like Su Jing who is above the top is also respectful when talking about this female general.
Su Jing's eyes flashed: "To be honest, I have never admired anyone on the entire continent, but the general is an exception. Although she doesn't have any martial arts skills, even if I am in front of her, I am deeply impressed by her temperament."
I said, "What about your queen? Don't you admire her?"
Su Jing said: "I admire it too, but that feeling is more like love. Her Majesty the Queen is supreme, but I feel more relaxed in front of her, not as awe as the general."
Su Jing said a few words to me and ignored me and began to think about my own affairs. I had to look around bored. I had come to this place several times when I was a child, and I also came in with a bunch of little foxes and dogs. Of course, my father and Aunt Meng would not lead me to such places. I haven't been here for many years, and this place has changed a lot.
When I was in a daze, I suddenly heard someone say at my feet, "Little boy, you have a divination today." I was startled and lowered my head. Then I found that under the shade of a tree against the wall, there was a dirty old man sitting on a small stool, with half a bottle of beer in front of him, and a nine-gua map that was even dirty than him. The old guy was sitting there dozing off, and now he was looking at me with his squinting eyes open, and when he saw me looking at him, he hurriedly used his black hand to stop in the air: "Yes, it's you, come here."
I was so happy that since the city was rectified, this kind of scammer was rare. I stopped and asked him, "What does it mean to have a hexagram?"
The old man recited the multiplication formula and said casually: "If you are destined, I will give you a good word, but if you are not destined, I will only have a thousand golds to help you."
"So I'm destined to say that? Then, if you have any good words, please give it to me."
The old man looked at me and said solemnly: "You should tell me first whether you are sincere or not?"
"If I say I'm not sincere, can I leave?"
The old man paused, and pressed his hand at me like a deflated ball, "Young man, sit down first, where else can you go in such a hot day?" He threw me an expired newspaper and asked me to sit down. Seeing that I didn't answer, he also coded a row of cards full of last names, pretending to be mysterious, "Let me calculate what your surname is first, take out which one of these cards has your surname, don't laugh, there are dozens of them on each one, I'm sure I can't guess it, but I can point out which one of your surnames you are."
I smiled and said, "I'll take one first, and then you'll ask me to take one later. The two look no different. In fact, one of the pair has a different surname. Those who have been to the third grade of elementary school know what my surname is." Just kidding, who I have been in contact with since childhood? I don't understand this trick? However, its principle is the principle of intersection between intersection and concentration, which can only be learned in high school...
After hearing what I said, the old man took out another stack of cards stuffed in his pocket and threw them on the ground, and said, "Actually, it's not what you said. After all, I have to calculate it?"
"Do you have something fresh? You can't just do it like this, right?"
The old man thought about it and then confidently marked 6 cards on the ground: "So, choose one, but don't tell me, a while..."
I continued, "You will exchange all 6 cards later, and the one I choose will disappear."
The old man's hand stopped... After a long time, he raised his head and said slowly: "Youngsheng, after reading two acrobatic books, he came out to reveal his true feelings. You are not kind to do this. I really didn't bring my basin of goldfish that can line up. Otherwise, I would have to open your eyes!"
After all, I was a little wise man. After hearing that something happened, I finally became curious and asked, "You can line up goldfish? Tell me directly how to do it."
The old man is awesome this time: "Hehe, there are also things you don't know?"
I was also very idle, so I squatted down and lit a cigarette for the old man, and smiled and said, "Tell me, please tell me."
The old man spitted out two puffs of cigarettes, and then said bluntly: "It's nothing special. A magnet is stuffed into the belly of a live fish, and swayed with sucking stones on it. You can ask them to scatter them."
I said disappointed, "That's it?"
The old man said, "What do you think this trick will happen in the year of a dog, and it is not valuable. Anyway, if you really want to find someone, it's only one or two dollars. Why don't I tell you to give me a favor directly?"
I said, "Isn't that cruel?"
The old man said, "The cost is still high. You can count ten goldfishes for a few dozen dollars. I've died once I performed, and I don't make enough money to lose. It's almost the same if you want me to go to the Spring Festival Gala."
I nodded: "That's right, but the Spring Festival Gala won't make such a mentally retarded show on it, right?"
The old man took a few sips of cigarettes and suddenly realized: "Hey, I'm asking about it or not?"
I laughed and said, "I forgot that your job is to tell fortunes."
The old man shook his head and said, "You are saying this. To be honest, don't be scared. I am the 66th generation descendant of Maoshan. You can enter the world, enter the earth, and judge the situation and measure the good and bad situation. Do you want to give me a divination?" I heard it, and there was still a cliché later.
I waved my hand and smiled, "You should rest, don't carry it on your back."
The old man smiled, but immediately said to me seriously: "You can joke about anything else. This is true that I am a descendant of Maoshan - I am the 67th generation descendant of Maoshan!"
"...You're here for 66 generations just now."
"I just said 66?"
"yes."
"Uh, Xu's generation, Xu's generation."
I said speechlessly: "If you have a Taoist crown and Taoist robe, I will turn a blind eye and believe you, but you don't make any money. I want to give you money. You have to scold me behind my back, right?"
After hearing this, the old man took out two zippered sleeves from his broken pocket behind him without saying a word. I was just not understanding, but he quickly connected his sleeves to the half-sleeved shirt he was wearing now, and zipped it up. When I pulled it, I saw that the half-sleeved shirt that looked like a copper coin jacket, which was like a sleeve, was like a nine-gate Bagua Taoist robe. It was obviously made of the same cloth as the Bagua diagram on the ground...
The old man looked up at me with a smile: "I want to dress like this, can you feel more comfortable?"
I was defeated by the old man and said while paying for it: "You are cruel, you can count on it, I'll listen."
The old man looked at the sky and shook his head and said, "This donor has a full and round pavilion in heaven, which is really a blessing--" He asked me in his heart, "Do you still listen to me later?"
I threw the 20 yuan in front of him and said fiercely: "Listen! I only cost 20 yuan in crosstalk for one night. You want to send me a few words? You have to finish carving the slap."
The old man stuffed the money into his pocket and continued to recite with satisfaction: "Donor, you are a childish donor and you are pure and scheming. When you are young, you will be humble and humble. You will be able to help others and avoid villains in your peach blossom years..."
When I heard the word "Peach Blossom" I suddenly had an idea: "Wait, don't recite it down first." I pointed to Su Jing, "You calculate her, you don't have to calculate anything else. Just calculate where she came from and how much you want, I will give you how much money."
Chapter completed!