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Chapter 3 There is an embarrassment called riding a donkey

difficult to get off

He was taken away from the wooden house and entered a relatively large dark house. The female soldier who was escorting me untied my rope and pushed me in front of a woman in a jailer's gray clothes and said, "I'll leave it to you."

As soon as the female prison guard looked up, I saw that she had a perky nose and a pair of quiet eyes. She replied faintly: "Okay, you guys go."

The two female soldiers withdrew, and the female jailer glanced at me and said, "Do you know the rules?"

"have no idea……"

"Well, then I'll tell you now that there is only one rule here: you have to listen to whatever I say, do you understand?"

I said sadly, "I understand." How can people not bow their heads under the low eaves? At this moment, I can only take one step at a time. As a person who has traveled through time, I still have such consciousness. When they untied me just now, I was determined to resist. I felt that although these women were wearing military uniforms, they were not powerful people of Kong Wu. They might not be able to control me when I was prepared. But when I saw the giant wooden door that could only be pushed by four people, I gave up and didn't want to be a turtle in the jar.

The prison guard threw a set of prison uniforms over: "Change it and hand over everything you carry with you."

I subconsciously tightened my mind: Is it an important prop for many time travelers to turn danger into a mountain and become giants? Wouldn’t it be better to hand over it over like this?

The female prison guard urged: "Hurry up, don't force me to do it yourself, you said I'll take advantage of you."

I was speechless for a moment, and through this sentence, I realized that this is the Kingdom of Women. There is nothing wrong with these things on my body. Needless to say, the only purpose of the mobile phone is to let me know what time it is now in our world. As for lighters and cigarettes, if you want to travel through the world in general, you might be a divine object. In the Kingdom of Women... it is just a cloud.

I sighed, put everything in my pocket on the table, picked up the prison clothes and put them on my head, and the female jailer said, "I have changed my pants."

I couldn't, so I had to turn my back and take off my pants. As before changing the wash, I used to pull it into my butt pocket and touched a small ball of stuff with my fingers. That was the practice manual that Su Jing gave me before I came here!

Although I don’t know what it can do, I had a premonition that this thing is the only important thing that can help me get out of trouble. By the way, I kneaded it into a ball and held it in my hand, then changed into the coarse cloth pants. The prison uniform naturally had no pockets, so I tucked it in my waist.

"Follow me." The female jailer gathered my things together and took them out of the house. He came to the group of male prisoners who were venting the wind in the northeast corner. He pointed at one of them and said, "Wu Ying, I'll leave this newcomer to you."

A man with a bald eyebrows and a fierce face immediately stood up in the group and shouted: "Yes, Liu Silao! I will definitely train him honestly for you!"

"Don't make trouble!" The female prison guard, known as Liu Sizhuo, snorted and said to me coldly: "From the future, you can get your bedding, you go over." After that, he left without looking back. After she left, the bald man saw me looking around and shouted: "What are you looking at? Squat down!" There were more than a dozen male criminals around him and said in a lingering manner: "Did you hear me? You said you!"

I couldn't figure out wherever I first came, so I had to squat on the ground as they said, while still looking around.

This prison camp is about the size of a stadium. There are about 100 male prisoners who are venturing in every corner. The inner wall is locked by an iron door. There are one or two prisoners dressed like Liu Silao on each wall, strolling idlely, but they are all women. They are not worthy of regular weapons. They hold short sticks without exception. They occasionally shout, but they don’t beat people. Their expressions are relaxed, as if this male prisoner was a bunch of cattle and sheep they raised.

I was extremely depressed. It seemed that I could not run away. The biggest threat to me was not these guards but the two high walls, especially the wooden door. Besides, I couldn't figure out whether the female guards who looked weak were really so easy to deal with. Only a dozen people dared to take care of hundreds of prisoners. Maybe there were some special means. If you want to resist rashly, you might have to fall here.

I traveled from my Longmen Inn to the Kingdom of Women, in just a few hours, I experienced countless bizarre encounters, especially when I was finally sent to prison as a prisoner. I had to be in the real world, which was considered a stain on my life - I will never be able to join the army or take the civil service exam again.

The huge absurdity made me not care too much about my current situation, but instead felt a sense of laughter and crying. I thought being sent to prison could at least solve the problem that a time travel character must first solve - here I will definitely be in charge.

I think if I really can't think of any other way, I can only wait for Su Jing to save him. I feel extremely frustrated and angry when I think of this. I have never thought that I could be so miserable by women. There are only two types of people in this world. The war between us and them has never stopped. However, this is the way I specifically think about this. Looking back on the experiences over the past few hours, I was so sad that I could not escape: I first used a can of 502 worth 502 to travel to this man's hell. I originally wanted to pretend to be a good sword god and go back, but I almost let a woman get a prostitute. Looking back on that beautiful woman, she is actually a heavy-tasting and cross-dressing client! Otherwise, I knew why she fell in love with me at first sight. Then, I was imprisoned by more than a dozen miserable female urban management officers on the grounds of "prostitution"!

It's so sad!

I don't want this to be fine, but I will be even more depressed after sorting it out. You said I have done something, and I have traveled thousands of miles to be a duck. If I make money, I will be fine if I take a step back. That beautiful woman is actually quite good. As a result, I didn't get the money and didn't enjoy sexual luck. In the end, I was sued for being a duck. The duck is not a good duck, or a bird flu duck that is "operated without a license". I have been thinking of hanging her pants that I haven't washed for three years...

Just when I was struggling, the Wuying came to me and kicked me hard, with a vicious smile on her face and said sarcastically: "I heard you are the ones who are 'selling'?"

I pulled my hair and shouted: "I'm not!"

"Damn it, I'm still stubborn when I've come in!" Wu Ying said viciously: "Uncle hates you shameless bitches the most." As he said that, his Adam's apple surged, and he spitted a thick phlegm on the ground with a "pah", "Listen!" The dozen or so men behind him immediately said angrily: "Did you hear that, brother let you lick it!"

I was stunned at first, then let out a few low roars from my throat. I really want to laugh to the sky. I, Long Yangyang, have today. Isn’t this a classic project for old gangsters in the detention center to deal with gangsters? I have heard of this kind of thing a lot, but it’s the first time I have experienced it myself. Don’t forget my identity. I am not a scholarly young man. I have long understood the darkness of the real society. But before, it seems that I was the darkness of others. When did our Long family suffer such a loss?

My old man has never let me interfere in social affairs. I vaguely understand his intention: he is afraid that my only son, who killed someone and set fire, would not be able to deal with the Long family, and he would be the only son and grandchildren. But I also understand that even if I really killed someone and set fire, the first one to come out to protect me must be the old man. Now I only have one thought in my mind: I really want to do what Wu Ying said, our old man would rather die than kill me!

For a moment, I became angry and became evil in my heart and said in a low voice: "Say another word!"

Wu Ying obviously hadn't noticed my changes yet, and still said heartlessly: "What are you talking about? Lick..."

Before he could finish, I suddenly kicked up and kicked all my strength into Wu Ying's lower abdomen. The grandson caught him off guard and shouted "ahhh" and left with a full seven or eight meters. Although he screamed in his mouth, it was probably because it was too accidental. The expression on his face was still in a proud stage, but his eyes had become very confused. It was either scared or painful, or confused, just like seeing a cute little rabbit biting the old wolf off half of his head in one bite...

At this moment, there was nothing to say. I didn't wait for him to lie on the ground, and I caught up with him several steps in a row. My right fist drew a curve on his cheek. Wu Ying fell to the ground with a bang. I jumped over again, crossed his waist with my legs and sat on his stomach. I grabbed his hair with my left hand and pulled his head a few points off the ground. My right fist sprinted his nose. Wu Ying's blood rushed out like a child blowing bubbles with a straw, and then grabbed his head with both hands and knocked it on the ground twice, shouting: "Can you still lick it?"

Wu Ying finally showed a look of fear at this time, but strangely, he did not resist, but subconsciously placed his hands on his chest, as if he was ready to be beaten. I spread my fist and slapped him, thrusting it one by one on his face, and continued to question: "Speak!" I knew that the next moment his inmates and brothers would quickly pounce on me and knock me down, but the arrow had to be fired. Regarding this kind of internal fighting in the detention center and prison, my father's subordinates all had rich experience. They told me when I was very young: In this case, you must first beat the inside. Even if you are beaten half to death, you will always be able to get peace for a while and you will not be able to survive in these places at all. Every time at this time, my father will appear with a penis face to disperse them, and I didn't expect to use it today!

So I was not ruthless, and I slapped Wu Ying for more than a dozen mouths, and shouted loudly: "You are talking in the fuck."

Actually, I'm already feeling weak at this moment. I don't know if I can get revenge from those people behind me. I can only try my best to make myself look majestic and unsatisfied...

However... the imagined counterattack did not come. Wu Ying's more than a dozen inmates were shocked at first, and then this state continued until the moment when I slapped him for the 27th mouth. In the end, I was so powerless that I beat him. Looking back, I saw that the dozen people were all holding their hands to their mouths, looking over scared. Seeing that I stopped, a few bold ones walked over slowly, changing their fierce appearance just now, timidly, and saying to me in a negotiated tone: "You... can stop fighting?"

So I was depressed again. What the hell is going on? I don’t play by the rules!

I had to grab Wu Ying's neck and shout, "Are you convinced?"

Wu Ying dodged my eyes and said dyingly: "You...you should beat me to death."

At this time, I was even looking forward to the guards coming to help him rescue him, but when the female guards saw me beat Wu Ying, they were shocked at first, and then they actually smiled and watched the show. Although they were walking slowly, looking at their speed, it was probably time for Wu Ying to celebrate her anniversary when she came over...

A long time later, I was still amused when I remembered this. That day, I finally realized that there was a more embarrassing situation in this world than riding a tiger. It was difficult to ride a donkey. When you rode it, it carried you to rub against the wall. If you hit it, it would not resist, but once you stopped, it would rub. It would be very difficult to prepare without completely killing it.

I sat on Wu Ying and thought about life for a while, and was forced to say helplessly: "Okay, then I'll beat you to death-"

At this moment, I felt that I was covered with a huge shadow. When I looked up, my heart almost flew out of my mouth: In front of me, a giant 2 meters away stood with eyes that looked like a copper bell with big arms and round waists. Obviously, he was also Wu Ying's inmate, wearing a prison uniform, staring at me straight at me, and I said, "What do you want to do?"

I visually tested that if this giant wanted to kill me, I basically didn't have to do anything. I slapped on me and turned into jerky meat. I originally thought I was beaten to death, but it seemed that this time I was backfiring.

However, a scene that I didn't expect to kill me appeared: the giant knelt in front of me with a thud, put his hands on his chin, and said in a muffled voice: "Please, stop hitting me."

I collapsed instantly and understood that this is why women should be the ruler of the Kingdom of Women. The men here have no blood or backbone at all. If such a man is in charge of his country, the Kingdom of Women will probably die soon!

I sighed and got off Wu Ying. At this time, my anger had already disappeared. I was a little excited for a moment, but I still had to do the finishing work. I looked at the male prisoners around me, weak and asked as if they had made a mistake: "...Who else is not convinced?"

All the men were silent...

I sat on the ground and was disappointed with the world. At this moment, I missed many people for no reason: Wang Ercai, Wang Erdan, Feng Bazhao, Shi Zhonghuo... Although these goods are not good things, they are men after all. Even if Wang Erdan, who only has one egg, comes to such a place, he can probably be considered a pure man with iron bones.

I looked at Wu Ying with blood on her face and suddenly felt very guilty. Beating him was equivalent to beating a woman. It seemed that I had committed an outrageous crime. I pulled him up by the collar and murmured, "I'm sorry, you shouldn't be upset me."

Wu Ying was a little tough, but when she heard me say this, her eyes were filled with tears, and she muttered like a beaten little wife: "You are too cruel, wuwuwu..."
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