Wasteland Theater(1/2)
After hitting the last end, the old Taoist sighed in his rental house. The "Rise of Wasteland", which took nearly two years, was finally completed. This book is his work that turned over by salted fish. He has written seven books for five years, but he has made it his best.
"I want to rest, I play games, I have to sleep hard every day!" He shouted and vented his depression for years, and felt that the hard work was not in vain. He knew that when he was most unlucky, he almost ran to work as a security guard. Fortunately, others didn't want him.
When he was shouting, someone suddenly patted his shoulder. When he looked back, he saw that Zhou Qingfeng was emerging from his doghouse room.
"Hey...? Why are you at my house?"
"I'm here to take refuge."
"You are the emperor and want to open a 'ethnic museum', so why are you avoiding?"
"Isn't you harmed me? It's okay if you write so many women to me, but you have so many taboo combinations for your own bad taste. My harem is rebelling every day now, and I can't live."
Hearing this complaint from His Majesty the Emperor, he retorted unhappily: "Don't be in a blessing without knowing it? Look at me, I'll write you out, I'm still a bad guy."
Zhou Qingfeng looked at the bad computers and broken tables that he used to write, nodded and said, "Your environment is indeed a bit bad, but it will be better in the future. Let me tell you, your next book..."
As soon as he mentioned the next book, Zhou Qingfeng suddenly felt a sudden sensation, and he ran away from the face of the whole person and jumped out of the window.
"There is an anti-theft window over there...fuk! You compensate me for the anti-theft window." He chased all the way to the window and could no longer see the Emperor's Majesty jumping out. When he leaned his head and looked around, two women ran out from behind and asked loudly: "Where did you hide that slut?"
Zhou Qingfeng turned around and saw Rachel and Anji glaring at him.
"Why did you two run out? Why are you so angry? Wait..., that's my desk, don't tear it down! Oh, don't hit someone, say something, have something to do. There are injustice and debt, don't you want to find Zhou Qingfeng?"
The wife, mother and daughter took off the table and took the legs and beat them up. While beating them, they cursed: "You are the ones who beat you, you are worse than the slut of Victor. If it weren't for you, we wouldn't have had so much trouble."
Ah..., Ah..., I screamed and begged for mercy: "You are a queen and a concubine. You are a family of happiness, and will be recorded in history a hundred years later. It will be famous in future generations. Wouldn't it be beautiful?"
"Miya, what do you think of us mother and daughter? The whole book was laughed at by you. If you can't find that bad guy Victor, I'll deal with you today."
Rachel and Anji were exhausted from beating in the end and stopped and chased Zhou Qingfeng again. Tong Jibai was beaten and got up from the ground with a crying face. Before he could wipe away the bleeding from his face, he looked up and saw several women standing silently in front of him.
"Wow, you guys..." Zhou Qingfeng felt that his heart disease was about to be scared, "Can you make a sound when you show up? It's easy to get crazy."
This time, five women appeared, Yuan Mei, Feng Wan, Xu Rong, Li Mingjue, and Xu Yun. They all looked at Tongchi with anger, and their weird eyes made Tongchi tremble. He quickly shouted, "Don't think you can bully me if you are women, I will fight back."
Yuan Mei was the first to stand up and sneered and condemned: "Who bullies who? You obviously bullied us sisters."
"You are also one of the imperial concubines. What is the lack of status, status and power? What are you dissatisfied with?" argued.
Yuan Mei snorted coldly, "I was a good family, but I was broken up by you, a bastard. You also called me saving me from water and fire, and I wrote it as a very stupid one."
Feng Wan and Xu Rong said dissatisfiedly: "We two sisters are in trouble. As soon as we appear, two women will meet a man on a blind date. Have you ever seen this kind of thing in the world? And we will only appear for a volume, and the next one is a vase."
Li Mingjue also scolded angrily: "It's okay if you write about Rongrong, why do you write me out? How do you think I will be a human being in the future?"
"And I'm still there." Xu Yun also stared at Tongchi and said, "I was a big star when I appeared, but I had no roles at all. I was not even as good as a vase."
The five women condemned together at the end: "Peat all, what do you write about so many women?"
"I..., I also slipped my hands." Tong Ji said helplessly: "I don't have an outline in this book, so I can write whatever I think. It's a great blessing to be able to finish with more than four million words. I promise that there will definitely not be so many women in the next book."
As soon as he said this, Zhou Qingfeng's shout came from afar, "No, write more. I can hold on."
"You can hold on, I can't hold on." Tongqi rushed to the window again, trying to see where His Majesty the Emperor hid. As a result, the five women stepped on his head and jumped out of the window, asking for trouble for the slutty pig.
Waiting for the five women to leave, he sighed all over, "It's so scary, my life is almost gone. I really won't write about so many women in the future."
"Is that?" A voice came from outside the eating-all bedroom room.
Tong Jiao was frightened and rushed over and locked the door, shouting loudly: "There is no one in the room. If you want to find Zhou Qingfeng, please go outside."
With a clang, the door of the room was kicked down and fell down, pressing him to the ground and screaming. Katerina stood outside the room and slowly put away her extremely violent biochemical thighs.
Lina Fox walked to the fallen door in his small leather shoes, lowered his head and asked, "Take it all, do you know how I feel now?"
"Miss Fox, please spare me. I'm good enough to you." Tong Jin stretched out a slap under the door panel, trembling in pain.
"Oh..., I want to know how good you are to me?" asked Lena Fox.
"I didn't want to write about you at first, I just added characters and scenes on a temporary basis. Later I felt that it was quite outstanding, so you became one of the heroines."
"Is that...? I really want to thank you." Lina Fox asked sternly with a long tone, but then he took a quick turn. "I'm so hard to show it in your book, why do you want to give the position of queen to Rachel? In terms of popularity, I'm not as good as her?"
"Uh..., because I like big blonde tits. Rachel's breasts are bigger than you." The whole show the truth.
"What? Because of this." Miss Fox was petite and furious when she heard this. She stood on the door panel and stomped her feet and jumped, and kept calling for help. "Just because I have a small breast, don't you let me be the queen?"
Waiting for Miss Fox to step on enough, the fierce girl Katerina walked up and asked, "Then why can't I be the queen? I have big breasts."
"Oh yo..." He was pressed by the fierce girl's weight of hundreds of kilograms, and now he suffered enough. He shouted with great pain below: "I am sick, I like a wife. Can't I change this book? Let me go."
Now it was changed to Miss Fox and Wei Niu who stepped on the door panel and ate all the food. After stomping on it, she would stop vomiting blood for three liters.
After waiting for the two unreasonable women to leave, they lie on the ground for a long time before getting up. They were so scared that they were seven tuberculosis and five injuries. But when he got up, he found that he was surrounded by a circle of women again.
Jenny took her daughter Anna, Nancy, Sarah's family of five, Mirta, Valena, Erin, and Ellie, and everyone watched and took a look.
When he saw this attitude, he immediately hugged his head and cried, "Give up your life, concubines. This book has been written, and it will be useless for you to cause trouble for me. I have arranged a good ending for you as much as possible."
Jenny sneered, "I thought I was a little weighty character."
Nancy sighed, "I also seemed very personal at the beginning."
The Sarah family of five was most dissatisfied, "At least you still appeared seriously, but we appeared specifically for h. We are in trouble."
Mirta snorted a few times, "Victor once called someone Xiao Tiantian, but turned around and almost forgot me. What is the breaking setting?"
Valina hugged her arms with her hands and looked fierce, "You have modified my settings many times, and finally wrote about me as a bottomless pit of dissatisfaction. You are too shameless."
The twin sisters also sighed: "We are so cute and cute, but you let us both work as coolies. This is too unfair."
A group of women finally condemned in unison: "Take all, won't your conscience hurt?"
"I have no conscience." He took it all out, "You were not in the plan at first, so you didn't have enough roles. Why did Rachel become the queen? Because she was booked to be the heroine at the beginning."
"shameless."
“Insult.”
“Shameless as fun.”
"hypocrite."
“It’s so disgusting.”
The women in the circle were unable to do anything, so they beat him up again and left one after another.
After taking all the calculations, he knew that all the girls in the harem had left. He felt that he was at least the biggest trouble, so he wanted to go to the bathroom to wash the nose bleeding after being beaten. But when he walked out of the room, he found that there were still people waiting for him.
"Hello, Tongji Sang." A young girl stood at the door with a beautiful woman, and a middle-aged man followed behind him and stared at Tongji with an angry look on his face.
He was so scared that he wanted to turn around and run away, but he thought that he couldn't escape even if he ran back to the bedroom, so he could only grit his teeth and take a closer look at him in the future.
It is the Hashimoto family in Japan.
"Uh..., what's wrong with you?"
"Take the whole Sang, why didn't you write me and my mother into Zhou Qingfeng's harem? We have been waiting for it for a long time, but you are so disappointing."
"There are really too many people in the harem, and..." Tongjia looked at the Ichiro Hashimoto who followed him, "And your heads are still there. If you write this, I would be embarrassed."
"We really can't accept the harem. Please think of a solution."
"There is no way, the book is over."
"**Woolen cloth?"
"What……,**?"
"We mother and daughter can show up, please."
"No, I'm a person with integrity and bottom line."
"Eat all mulberry, you probably feed your dogs your moral integrity. Or... As long as you are willing to pay a price, we are willing to pay some price."
"Wait, what are you doing? Don't take off your clothes casually. If someone sees me, I can't wash it even if I jump into the Yellow River. I am innocent, I am an upright person."
"You eat all mulberry, you say no, you are very honest."
Dingdong Dingdong....
He shouted, "People are your courier."
"You wait a moment, I'll get a courier. You can wait in bed first, and I'll come back soon. Mr. Ichiro, please don't wait. This is my private matter between you and your wife and your daughter. You don't want others to watch, you must understand."
He took off all his pants and ran to open the door with his pants happily. As a result, as soon as the door opened, there was another clang, and the anti-theft iron door fell down and pressed him down again. Following a special police officer in uniform rushed in.
"Are you wrong? I am a good citizen, how can I break into my house like this?" Tongzhi wailed.
Waiting for the whole room, the special police were controlled, Xiao Jinlang, who had a serious expression, walked in from outside, "Take all right? Our Guoan has been looking for you for a long time. You have disclosed the highest secrets of the country without authorization, which has caused great trouble to our diplomatic work. You are too guilty."
Several special police officers pulled the whole body and struggled hard and said, "Are you wrong? I have made contributions to the country and I am not guilty of the nation. If it weren't for me, Lao Xiao's daughter would be a nameless 'Guoan female officer', let alone become an imperial concubine in the harem of His Majesty the Emperor."
"So I want to thank you?" Xiao Yi, a long-legged royal sister, appeared with a frost on her face. "You have ignored my existence for a long time and didn't give me a name until you finally had no choice. You even asked Rachel to be the queen, and I will deal with you based on this."
He angrily said with a thorn in his neck: "Who told you not to give me a salary? He even wanted to catch me. There are not many '***' like me nowadays, so I'll let me go."
Xiao Jinlang sneered and said, "Let you go? Dream. From now on, we will stare at you, supervise you, and encourage you to write well and write more quickly to meet the spiritual and cultural needs of the general public. As for the others... don't be distracted."
Kyoko and Hashimoto Na and his daughter were both stripped naked and lay on the bed, but now Zhou Qingfeng can only watch them being driven away. Among them, Helena from the United States and Ai Jielin from France, were all the protagonists who were unavailable for increasing their scenes.
He was locked in his bedroom again, claiming that he would not be allowed to come out if he didn't write enough 10,000 words every day. He was crying and heartbroken and beat the door and shouted: "Let me go out, I want to experience life in the red light district, I need inspiration to create, I am an elegant literati, I need the nourishment of love."
To be continued...