The Emperor Zhu Wuneng of the Ming Dynasty stood up and the applause was thunderous. It was okay for the civil and military ministers to say that the Jianghu Hall became lively. Some Jianghu women shouted, "Your Majesty, I want to marry you, and Your Majesty, I want to give birth to a baby for you!" The Emperor of the Ming Dynasty smiled slightly, but did not stop it, and continued to enjoy the applause and the thunderous thunder of mountains and seas."

But when I saw the queen's eyes look at the girls who were shouting around here, the sharp eyes make people chill. The queen then whispered a few words to a eunuch beside her.

Hearing a woman shouting in a Shandong accent, do you still remember Xia Yuhe on the banks of Daming Lake?

Zhu Wuneng was a little embarrassed. This was a case. Twenty years ago, he had a dewy marriage with Xia Yuhe, but later the woman was killed by the queen.

When Liu Qingfeng heard someone shouting, he was immediately happy and asked me, "Your Shandong accent is so tough. How did the emperor fall in love with Xia Yuhe back then?" I thought about it and said, "Yuhe, don't talk, I just want to look at you quietly." Liu Qingfeng gave a thumbs up, "Grand Uniform Guard, be careful of being pulled to the Jinyiwei and cut his tongue."

The Emperor of Ming Dynasty reached out and showed everyone peace of mind, stood up, Lang Lang said, Tonight, we gather together, tonight, we raise our glasses together, tonight...

A thud fart came from the hall. Because the hall was too quiet, the fart seemed particularly harsh, and the Emperor of Ming Dynasty looked a little embarrassed. At this time, the Grand Secretary of the Cabinet Li Mengyang stood up and went out, hoping that Your Majesty would forgive him. Recently, Old Chen became fat and drank some Bishengyuan tea, which caused him to fart. Please punish the emperor.

The emperor waved his hand and his face cleared a little. Li Mengyang stepped down and looked proud.

The emperor continued, tonight, we celebrate New Year's Eve together, tonight...

Another fart sound. From the same location, the voice even worse than the former. The emperor's face was gloomy and he looked at the ministers. Zuo Jiyan, the censor of the Zuodu, hurriedly stepped out. Your Majesty, I drank some croton tea at noon, and my stomach was uncomfortable, so I farted, and I hope Your Majesty would punish him. The emperor smiled and said, "I have fun tonight, so I don't have to worry about it." Zuo Jiyan hurriedly stepped down, looking proud."

Even Liu Qingfeng could see that the fart was spoken by the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty. It would be better to fart the emperor than to flatter the emperor. Those who didn’t have time to show it, scratched their ears and cheeks, wishing that the emperor would fart a few more so that the dew could be evenly affected. Liu Qingfeng said that the smell was too smelly, and it was still the taste of leeks.

The Emperor of Ming Dynasty pretended to cough twice and continued, Tonight... We are not drunk and have no return...Puff...Puff puff puff! The emperor gave a series of farts. The ministers were excited and hurriedly shouted, "It was me who gave it! No, it was me who gave it! Don't argue, the leek pie I ate for lunch, this fart is obviously mine!"

Even His Majesty the Emperor couldn't bear to see it anymore and said in a deep voice, I'm the one who made this fart!

The Minister of Rites hurriedly said, "The Emperor is so fart! The materia meditation says, "That is the spirit of grains and grains. Tonight, Your Majesty farts on New Year's Eve, everything will be smooth and the next year will be prosperous and the grains will be abundant!

The emperor laughed, said it well, rewarded!

The Minister of Personnel made a walk, and the dragon walked with rain and wind, and the air was evacuated. The thunder shook the heaven and earth, and all civil and military officials knelt on the ground to listen.

The dragon face is very happy, please reward!

The Grand Marshal of the West quickly set out on the streets, and the situation at the border was in a hurry. The dragon suddenly subdued its magic power. It used the divine wind to blow the enemy formation and scraped the enemy troops back three thousand miles.

The dragon face is very happy, please reward!

The imperial doctor came out of the list, and the folk plague is spreading, and hundreds of medicines are ineffective and killing people. Suddenly, a dragon blows the fragrance of the wind, blowing away the disease without a trace.

The dragon face is very happy, please reward!

The commander of the Jinyiwei Commander came out, and all officials in the world were responsible for their duties and took it as their own responsibility. It was because Your Majesty had a wide range of virtue and righteousness, and he would release his energy and purify the universe.

The dragon face is very happy, please reward!

The ministers of the Zongren Mansion said that the emperor's fart was powerful and the rhythm was clear, which made the old minister hear the feeling of Beethoven's symphony of fate, as if it also had the mood of Chopin's serenade. I suggest that I come to the morning court every day in the future to shape the original version of the country!

The old eunuch sniffed a few times, and tears flowed across the streets, the original recipe and the familiar smell!

There was a small censor next to him, saying that I would also write a poem, which was originally a stinky smelly air in my stomach, and moved downward along my butt. If it was born in a commoner's belly, it would be a stinky bullshit! The emperor was unhappy and pulled it out and chopped it up and fed it to the dog! The young censor said, "Your Majesty, you don't kill the rumor, don't kill the rumor!" The emperor said, wait, then you'll be castrated, wash your butts, and send warmth to the imperial prison. The young censor said, "Then kill me!"

It came to an end, the emperor raised his wine glass, and tonight, we will never return without getting drunk!
Chapter completed!