Chapter 134, listen to Hua Ming tell funny jokes!

Overnight, Tang Zhong became a famous figure on campus, no, it was Hua Ming.

Those students who recognized Tang Zhong naturally knew that he would sing on stage instead of Hua Ming. However, among the people who came to watch the show that night, only more than 200 people were from the School of Psychology.

In other words, most students still regarded Tang Zhong as "Hua Ming".

The welcome party is the school's most popular large-scale event. The main leaders of the school and the deans and directors of each department appeared at the front desk, and nearly 10,000 students came to watch.

No one can forget that scene. No, two scenes.

There was a little girl named Qiu Yihan. She stood on the stage crying and apologized. She sang "Crystal" for a boy. She waited for him to come on stage without being reluctant to leave.

"He won't come up."

How many spectators were made to cry by a cry of lamentation?

This is the first ** of the whole party.

Then, when a boy named 'Hua Ming' came on stage to sing "I am a Wolf from the North", the little girl who refused to give up came on stage again. Because she ran too fast and too fast, all the high heels on her feet were lost.

Thrown away

This time, the teachers and students in Mingli Hall once again applauded wildly.

This is the second ** of the whole party.

There were only these two in the whole party.

It’s not that other people’s singing voices are not beautiful enough, it’s not that other people’s cross talk skits are not exciting enough, it’s not that those girls who dance hip-hop in vests and hot pants are not sexy enough, but that other ** and the two ** caused by the cold autumn weather are not enough.

Nothing compares to it.

The coldness of autumn brings to everyone the sadness and emotion that penetrate into the bones, while other programs can only be described as pleasant to the ears and eyes, but are not on the same level.

After the New Year Party, the lives of Tang Zhong and Hua Ming have undergone earth-shaking changes.

While Hua Ming was eating peanuts bought by someone who didn't know who, and drinking beer brought by someone who didn't know Xiaojing, Hua Ming told them about his positive role and greatness in this vigorous campus incident.

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"You all know, right? Originally, my class enrolled me in the department, and the department enrolled me in the school. Because my singing skills were top-notch, the school also selected me. But, in the end, why was our second child on stage?

?If I don’t say it, you won’t be able to think of it even if you try hard. www.pAo8.cOM_”

Indeed, if Hua Ming had not said it, no one would have thought that he was unable to go on stage due to diarrhea due to stale seafood. Would he have said it?

As a result, the flames of gossip among the masses were ignited.

"Yes, yes. I feel strange too. You should be the one who came to power, but why did Tang Zhong come to power in the end?"

"Hua Ming, tell us quickly. What's the story inside? How did Tang Zhong and Qiu Yihan start?"

"How long have they known each other? Why have I never heard of it? It is said that Qiu Yihan is the freshman school beauty of the Department of International Trade. After tonight, her popularity should be catching up with Su Shan, right? They say Su Shan is beautiful, but none of us have seen it.

.I have met Qiu Yihan. Although she was on stage and I was off stage, I couldn’t see clearly because she was too far away. But with a man’s ninth sense, I knew she must be a great beauty.”

Hua Ming stretched out his hand to touch the peanuts but failed. He glanced at the empty bag and said: "Forget it. I won't talk about it today. There is nothing to chew in my mouth, and the words are tasteless. Let's talk about tomorrow tomorrow.

Let’s talk again. Let’s all go back and go back to sleep.”

So, the group of beasts that were tempted by him offered treasures one after another.

"Hua Ming, I still have two packs of melon seeds in my dormitory. Just wait a moment. I'll get them for you."

"There seems to be a pack of pistachios in my dormitory. If you don't mind, just take a few bites first."

"Beer with spicy chicken feet is a perfect match. Wait. I'll buy it for you now. Do you want two more braised eggs?"

"Buy some more beer." Hua Ming shouted to their backs.

When the table was piled with all kinds of snacks and Hua Ming's mouth was filled with something to chew, he continued the story again: "To talk about this, we have to start from when we were freshmen.

Let’s start. On the first day I arrived at school, I met Qiu Yihan and Tang Zhongchang’s face, which looked like silk. Do you think he can meet a beauty of this level?”

"I remember, it was a sunny afternoon, and I went to the supermarket to buy things with Little Rabbit in my arms. Someone help me feed Little Rabbit some water, but don't make it thirsty. Where did I end up talking?

?Yes, I went to the supermarket with Little Rabbit in my arms, and along the way, countless little girls and wives looked at me. To be honest, I have long been accustomed to such occasions."

"Can you let me touch your rabbit? Yes. It seems to be this sentence. She is not an important person to me, and I don't care. This is the first sentence Qiu Yihan said to me. I

When I turned around, I saw a beautiful woman standing behind my butt. Beautiful woman? Master Hua, the thing I don’t lack most in my life is beautiful women. I glanced at her and said no. My rabbit is a good boy."

"Wow"

Everyone laughed, some said that Hua Ming was a first-class hero who was not surprised by the beauty, some said that Hua Ming played hard to get, but his skills were advanced, and some said that Hua Ming was just making things up and was 100% bragging.

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"Pay attention." Hua Ming knocked the table with his beer bottle. "Here comes the important point. At this time, our second son appeared. He came over and said to Hua Ming, if the little girl wants to see it, you can let her see it.

Look, the rabbit is not missing two hairs, and he is still winking at me secretly when he talks. I know that this boy is full of love."

"When I travel around the world, my dearest son, the most important thing is the word 'loyalty'. If my brother is in trouble, can I help him? So, I handed the rabbit to our old man and said that you can take care of it for me first.

I went to buy something. To put it bluntly, Xiaoguai is the matchmaker for the two of them. The story is also very simple, it is the love caused by a rabbit."

"I'm off topic," someone said. "We want to know why Tang Zhong came on stage instead of you?"

"Are you a pig?" Hua Ming glanced at the boy with disdain and said with a sneer: "I have already told you that the word 'loyalty' is what my young master Wu Que talks about when he walks around the world. I know what happened between the two of them.

It was a bit contradictory, so I deliberately told my second son that I had a stomachache and asked him to help me get on stage to support me. Of course, during the rehearsal, Qiu Yihan came to me and asked if I could do him a favor.

You all know what happened next. If I were to go on stage, I would be one of the top ten singers on campus."

Mr. Wu Que waved his hands disdainfully, with the air of a master who regarded his fame as smoke, and said: "However, I don't care about that either. Isn't it better to find a charming little wife for our second son than that top ten singer?"

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When Tang Zhong returned to the dormitory, he found that the dormitory was crowded with people, and everyone was waiting for the return of this guy who was bound to become a famous figure on campus.

Hua Ming was sitting next to the window, with a group of people tightly surrounding him, listening to his eloquent words: "Actually, to be honest, there is no difference between the school beauty and the department beauty, and there is no difference between the department beauty and the class beauty, at least in my eyes

It's like this. I used to always think about conquering school beauties, but after conquering a few, I thought it was just that. In fact, it's just that men have different sense of accomplishment. Now, I like to find some little girls from Xiaojiabiyu to play with.

Small ambiguity, fall in love seriously. Of course, you should also be serious when breaking up. Only in this way can you experience the ups and downs of love. Life is a practice."

Tang Zhong knocked on the door and said: "For this sentence, we have to do it."

While he was talking, he squeezed forward from behind the crowd, grabbed a bottle of beer on the table and wanted to clink it with Hua Ming.

"Tang Zhong is back."

"Tang Zhong, sent the little beauty back?"

"We thought you wouldn't come back tonight."

Hua Ming chuckled, grabbed the beer bottle and bumped it with Tang Zhong, and whispered: "Second brother, I'm just going to drink some wine. Don't be angry."

"Why are you angry?" Tang Zhong hugged his neck tightly and said, "I still want to thank you. Come and have a drink."

The two brothers finished a bottle of beer, and Hua Ming asked: "Why are you back so soon?"

"You're done, why don't you come back?" Tang Zhong said with a smile.

A group of people laughed, saying that Tang Zhong's fighting ability was not good, yet it was over so quickly.

Tang Zhong looked at them with a smile, took out his wallet from his pocket, and said: "I have made such a big splash tonight, so I have to treat everyone to a drink. I don't know how much money I have in my wallet. Who can put it in my pocket?"

Take it all and buy it into wine. Let's have a big drink."

Ouch

A group of people shouted and rushed to grab the wallet, while another group of people rushed to hug Tang Zhong, kissing and touching him.

Under Liang Tao's organization, he took a few big men to the supermarket to carry a few boxes of beer back. Then, one person counted as one, and everyone drank a bottle.

Drinking beer, gossiping, telling dirty jokes, singing loudly, chasing and playing, rolling with laughter, and fighting over which girl has bigger breasts and which girl has longer legs, this is the life and style of young people.

Tang Zhong was sitting in the middle of the crowd. He was drunk and already drunk.

When Tang Zhong woke up, it was still early, raindrops were hitting the glass, and the bedroom was still dark. A thin figure was sitting at the head of his bed.

He was startled, put his hands in a defensive posture habitually, and said, "Who?"
Chapter completed!