Chapter 31 A Beautiful Communication with Shen
For Li Ke, his top priority is to kill the spiritual beasts assigned to his sect, then search for medicinal materials in local villages, buy medicinal materials, and hunt to make money.
Then, continue to rely on the power of the Sims and your own training to stand in the sky!
To do this, he needed a road that would not be too dangerous.
Why did he become a Cowherd in the New World on the way, and use the method of fairy tales to get Irelia to marry him?
Kissing the Vastaya Beast-Eared Mother and opening the Shura Field are all secondary matters.
Not to mention how powerful he will be in the future, now he is still just a weak, helpless swordsman who can eat!
Therefore, he has to use simulation to get through all the pitfalls before setting off.
However, Shen's arrival gave him one more variable.
"What variables? Did you really take the wrong medicine?"
The more Shen looked, the more worried he became. Li Ke looked like he was in big trouble. If he didn't have something in his heart and wanted to hide something, how could he have such an expression?
"I just want to thank your eight generations of ancestors."
Li Ke smiled and said these words.
Shen was stunned for a moment, scratched his head shyly, and smiled innocently.
"There is no need for our eighth generation ancestors. You can just thank me and my father. After all, it was him who educated me so well."
Are you stupid?!
Li Ke just wanted to vomit blood, why was Shen so dumb?
But looking at his constipation, Shen smiled darkly in his heart. Every time someone scolded him like this, he would act innocent. In this way, the other person would be the one to suffer.
"It's nothing...it's just that you are overthinking it. These pills are very normal and there is absolutely no problem!"
Li Ke is full of confidence, and he strictly follows the steps! How could there be a problem?
But Shen just smiled slightly.
"I do not believe!"
Ning is also Lu Yu?
Li Ke didn't like him at all, rolled his eyes at him, and proudly placed the medicine bottle in his hand in front of Shen.
“See for yourself!”
Shen took it and took a look. In fact, Li Ke could calmly hand over the elixir to him for inspection. He already knew that Li Ke would never do anything strange with their sect's elixir, but...
Li Ke was very interesting, so he came up with the idea of playing tricks on Li Ke.
He picked up an elixir, looked at it, then took out one of his own elixirs, and put the two elixirs together in front of Li Ke.
"This one contains about 30% less horse leaf grass, which can cause dizziness in the user. It's obvious that you didn't stir it evenly."
Li Ke smiled slightly, it was just dizziness, he could bear it.
Then Shen took out another one.
"This one, the magic phosphorus powder does not penetrate enough. If you take it rashly, you will have diarrhea."
Li Ke smiled slightly again.
It's just diarrhea, don't worry, he has enough leaves in reserve!
Shen raised his eyebrows, but he didn't expect Li Ke to remain calm. While he found Li Ke interesting, he also had worse intentions.
"Wow, this one is terrible. The Qianling roots of this one are so big. If you mix them and eat them, you will be burning with desire. If you can't treat them in time, you will be congested and die suddenly!
"
As Shen spoke, he put the elixir into his arms, but when he was waiting for Li Ke to grab his hand, he saw Li Ke sneering at him.
"Hello? You don't want it?"
Shen was a little unhappy. He followed Li Ke all the way. He was very sure that Li Ke was a pervert. He never forgot to look at other people's butts while walking. After taking the medicine, he kept talking about butts.
If you say that such a person is not a pervert, who will believe him?
"It's okay, you have better ones here anyway."
Li Ke sneered and took all the good elixirs that Shen put on the table into his arms. Shen curled his lips and didn't bother to argue with Li Ke about this matter.
Although Li Ke's pills are crudely made and have side effects, their essence has not changed. And those side effects are not that exaggerated. The dizzy one is just slightly dizzy and has no effect, and the others are just
The effectiveness is just a little weak, but there are no serious problems.
It's the moment when you have diarrhea that really causes diarrhea.
After Li Ke took the dizzy pill, he would definitely feel that the side effects were not that big, and then...
Shen smiled evilly in his heart.
This is his bad intention.
Anyway, he has to follow Li Ke all the way. If Li Ke is in danger because of this elixir, he just needs to help him, and nothing will happen.
As for why you are teasing Li Ke?
He was a little dissatisfied with his father's evaluation of Li Ke, and he also wanted to make friends with Li Ke. This kind of harmless joke could just promote the relationship between them.
And most importantly...
"Speaking of which, why are you following me?"
While Li Ke was cleaning up, he asked Shen. The other person's hairstyle always made him want to complain. The Tsukiyo head was something that ancient Japanese samurai used to make it easier for their enemies to lift their heads...
No, it's so that you won't get prickly heat when wearing a helmet, but for Li Ke, every time he sees Tsukiyo's head, he subconsciously thinks of a samurai.
When he thinks of samurai, he thinks of seppuku.
So when he saw Shen, he felt that he would commit seppuku.
And Tsukiyo’s head is particularly ugly!
"My father said that you might be in trouble. After all, you have encountered evil spirits so many times. He asked me to protect you for a while... What is that look in your eyes?"
Shen Yue looked at Li Ke with a displeased look in his eyes. He always felt that he was a dead person in the other person's eyes, which was why he teased Li Ke.
"It's nothing, I just think your hairstyle...well, it's very unique."
Li Ke tried hard to look away from the opponent's head.
"It's not because you have to wear a helmet and hood! You also know the weather in Ionia. Prickly heat will appear on your head after wearing the helmet for a while. If you wear it for a long time, it will be very difficult to take care of!"
Shen said unhappily. If possible, he would like to have long hair like the others, but the problem is that as a disciple, he has to do a lot of things, and it will be very troublesome without a helmet and hood.
Li Ke whispered BB.
"But I heard that another disciple of Ku Shuo, Jie..."
Shen immediately interrupted him, as if he was trying to explain something.
"Guess he has little hair! He will be bald sooner or later! So he doesn't have this problem! And Tsukiyo's head is very handsome, okay? He looks like a samurai!"
Looking at Shen who was a little excited and even excited because of his appearance, Li Ke sighed slightly, because in the future, Shen will become quite stable and become the dogmatic guy in the game.
The fact that Jie killed his father seemed to be a really big blow to Shen.
And Li Ke could also understand that the friendship between Shen and Jie was well-known in Ionia, especially after Shen got engaged, and Jie's continuous matchmaking became a good story.
but……
When you should attack the opponent, you still have to attack.
"But I didn't say that Tsukiyo has an ugly head. Why are you so anxious..."
Chapter completed!