Chapter 435 The outrageous world

You have always thought that this world is an imaginary historical world, so your efforts have always been to be a useful but not so useful dandy and useless snack.

Because you know very well, based on your father's experience, if you want to be extremely successful in officialdom, you will have a plan to kill everyone, and that is just around the corner.

Therefore, your ideal place is Gewuyuan, a place of no use. When you are old, you can rely on your brother-in-law's relationship to become the Minister of the Ministry of Revenue or the Minister of the Ministry of Finance for a year and a half, earn a few million taels, and then make up for the crown prince's Shaobao.

, and then just let your son continue to light the lintel.

But you never thought that this is a world with gods.

After you calmed down, you held the boss of Shennong's arm and asked tremblingly.

"Are we cultivating the truth or cultivating immortals? Or is it some other system? Do I need to build the foundation and practice the Qi Jie Dan and the Golden Dan, and then the Nascent Soul transforms into the Mahayana, or something else?"

Your question made Shennong scratch his head.

"What are you talking about is a fool? Did you hit your head stupidly?"

"Then what do you and I do?"

"Farming."

"I'm farming now!"

"I can help you farm better!"

"I'm just researching better farming methods now!"

"Why can't I talk to you?"

Shennong thought for a moment, then looked at the kind woman next to him who made an OK gesture.

"Oh, I probably understand."

He pointed at you.

"You want to be a fairy!"

You nodded silently.

"yes."

"Well, just give it to me. It's enough if the merits of Ni land are bad."

Shennong handed you three things that looked like hawthorn pills, and you ate them.

Then, countless clouds appeared around you, and you flew into the sky.

Then, under the dazzling gaze of the four heavenly kings, you bumped into the plaque of Nantianmen, and then smashed the plaque.

So, the four heavenly kings and the five of them looked at me, and I looked at you, and finally pushed a soldier, and the soldier bravely stood up.

The soldier cleared his throat under your gaze, and then shouted energetically.

"Someone is coming to attack Nantianmen!! Someone is causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace!! Someone wants to be the Jade Emperor!!!"

So you were caught as a member of the Tiangong Troublemaker.

you:"…………"

Looking at God Haotian with one hand on his forehead, you can feel his helplessness and speechlessness.

"According to the law, didn't we say long ago that we are not allowed to give immortal elixirs to mortals? Didn't that guy cause enough trouble last time?"

"Report to the Jade Emperor that it was given to me by Shennong. Empress Nuwa was watching from the side."

"That's okay...forget it, let's tell those people that we can wait until this child reaches the end of his life before letting him become a god. For now, mortals have to rely on themselves for their affairs."

After you finished speaking, a golden light shot into your body, and you felt like something was missing from your body.

Then you were sent to the mortal world, but unfortunately, during your delay, your family had long thought you were dead, and even wanted people suspected of being Nuwa and Shennong.

You think there is really no place to talk about this fact.

Your dad looks at you and you find that his hair has turned completely white during this period.

"Where have you been?"

"Believe it or not, I said I went to heaven. Your son and I are now a god."

But the only response you received was your father's blank stare.

"If you were a god, I would be the Jade Emperor."

You knew he didn't believe it at all, and he was afraid that his father would say something weird again, so he had no choice but to say that he got lost when he went out to play.

So your dad nodded.

"Okay, there's something delicious to eat and drink today."

You had an unusual premonition of danger, and sure enough, the next day, your father hung you in the yard and beat you, scolding you while beating you.

"I told you to call yourself a god! What I'm beating today is a god!"

In the thirteenth year, you have grown up a bit, and during this time, Shennong will appear in your dreams from time to time, studying grafting and hybridization techniques with you.

Sometimes, a shiny old man wearing a turtle shell and a kind woman who embroiders all day long will appear in your dreams.

You even sold your restored simple sewing machine to that kind woman who seemed very friendly.

She happily accepted it.

So this year's statues all had new clothes inexplicably.

After your communication with Shennong, you have successfully determined one thing.

This old man has something.

With his help, food production increased by 30%, and you also changed from a dominant position to a supporting person.

In the fourteenth year, you curiously asked Shen Nong what his two wives looked like. He should know because of his supernatural powers.

But the person who answered you was not Shennong, but the kind woman on the side.

"I made those two with my own hands. They are very beautiful."

You nodded, but asked something out of nowhere.

"what about me?"

An awkward yet polite smile appeared on the kind woman's face, and she carefully kicked a wicker away from her feet.

You feel like your own three views have been pressed to the ground and rubbed.

So your father saw you hitting your head with a rock early in the morning. After being silent for a while, he looked at your worried mother and spoke.

"How about we train his younger brother?"

But despite saying this, he still sent you to Jinshan Temple.

Abbot Fahu of Jinshan Temple looked at you with a tangled expression on your face. It was a feeling that you don’t know how to describe. You looked at him, he looked at you, and the vajra in his hand did not fall down in the end.

Finally, after the others left, the abbot sat next to you in a very quaint manner.

"I'm just a young novice, please don't make things difficult for me, big brother, I will be favored by the Lord in two years... No, I'm going to the Western Heaven to enjoy my blessings. Wouldn't it be wrong for you to torment my junior brother Fahai when the time comes?"

You smiled disdainfully.

"Haha, we promised that the Dharma is boundless? And if you say this, don't you always know that I am fine? Then you have been defrauding our family of our incense money?"

"What's the incense money? It's for sincerity to the Buddha!"

"So I have paid protection money to Buddha?"

"You can't understand it this way, donor."

"Then I want my money back!"

"Donor! Don't do this!"

"Your mother! Refund the money!"

"Don't be like this, don't be like this, it doesn't look good in front of the Buddha."

"I don't care what Buddha! Refund the money! Or you can tell my parents that there is nothing wrong with my mind!"

After you finished speaking, you saw the Buddha standing up from the lotus platform, and then smiled at you.

Then he kicked you out.

"…………"

You think, you should have formed a quarrel with the Buddha.

But if you can't beat it for the time being, let's not worry about it for now.
Chapter completed!