Life

Because as long as you win, the host will get a bonus from you. The host is working very hard to help you survive the tavern smoothly.

then……

In the second game, in order to increase Xiaoyu's role, the host added a species of toad, which directly caused Xiaoyu to attack indiscriminately.

The group is destroyed.

In the third game, because Ao Lie did not listen to where he was going and was just acting as a mount, the team had disagreements due to various reasons, which directly led to Ao Lie strangely bringing everyone to the final boss who had previously concealed his identity.

The group is destroyed.

The fourth one was because Jiuyue wanted to try to convince the city lord, but because he subconsciously felt that she was a beautiful woman, she could easily convince everyone, which directly led to the city lord ordering them to be wanted.

The group is destroyed.

The fifth one, because Xiaotian had to chase a magic rabbit, he was directly killed by Xiaoyu's secret arrow, but he still killed the rabbit before he died, which directly caused a powerful group of rabbits to surround you.

"Woof?"

"Not bad...does anyone else want to sign up?"

"So, you want us to pretend to be your girlfriend?"

You, who have been performing steadily, are drinking Coke and looking at the noisy friends who are about to switch from running a group to an offline group, you look at the host with a relaxed expression.

Xiaoyu asked with a somewhat embarrassed look on her face.

Then, Ao Lie spoke.

She absolutely will!

You nodded firmly.

"ha?"

The host feels very tired.

"Well, I'll forget it, I don't actually use the art of transformation that much."

"Playing with stocks?"

"Eh? No, right? That's strange. Someone just made it rain, right? Wait a minute, I'll go up and take a look."

you:"…………"

You looked at your computer and randomly found a way to play.

But no matter what, you finally defeated the devil despite the host's crazy behavior, and the host was finally freed.

You have thought about many people pretending to be your girlfriends, you have thought about Xiaoyu, and you have thought about asking September's grandmother Daji - she told you this.

"I'm here with you this time. I have something to ask you."

You took out a red envelope full of money and waved it in front of them, so that these gods and monsters who need to support themselves could not help but follow the shaking of your hand with their eyes.

"I go!"

You nodded.

"Of course because you're a fool!"

Xiaoyu glanced vaguely at the sky that was starting to become cloudy, and complained silently, but immediately she smiled like a flower.

Ao Lie was struck down by lightning.

Because based on your understanding of September, once you let this scum of the world, the shame among foxes, know your identity, she will most likely hug your trouser legs and cry on the ground, asking you to give her a monthly salary of 4,000, with weekends and normal annual leave.

Year-end bonus and five insurances and one housing fund, a career dedicated to ordering takeaways!

For a moment, you thought that September would not have fallen to this level, but you carefully thought about the various low-end behaviors this nine-tailed fox had done to get a chance to earn money, and then nodded.

"Because September will definitely cheat, so I want to know which of you is the most proficient in the art of change, so you can help me pretend to be my girlfriend."

Ao Lie showed a smile, and then a burst of smoke dissipated, and a beautiful woman in ancient costume with a pretty face and very cool clothes appeared in front of you.

Ao Lie turned his head violently, the changes on his body disappeared instantly, and he looked at the sky in confusion.

"How does it feel?"

"That's right, that's it. There are red envelopes."

"…………"

And you...

Xiaoyu covered her head in pain.

Ao Lie and Xiao Tian looked confused.

You looked at the other people present.

September nodded, looked at you seriously, then patted your shoulder and gave you a thumbs up.

You punched Yue Yue to the ground helplessly, and then when she was crying on the table with a big bag on her head, you explained the reason.

"Xiaoyu, why are you kicking me?"

You are sitting in the Malatang shop and looking at the few people you invited.

Because Jiuyue is still an unemployed vagrant for the time being, the same goes for other people, but unlike Jiuyue, Xiaoyu and Ao Lie have mines at home, and Xiaotian also has an Erlang Shen named Sanyan Ge to support him, so

The only one who still needs to do odd jobs is September.

So, you need to face the problem of making money.

The group is destroyed.

Your parents were very pleased and gave you 30 billion in capital and a global financial company with 5,000 lawyers and 30,000 traders.

You gave him three times the money you agreed to before, but you still can't save this young man's career.

However, your parents are urging you to get married more and more.

Ao Lie flew into the sky.

"Well, look at the sky, is it raining from your people? I seem to see your dad!"

"Well, I'm very good at pretending to be a woman!"

So, the beautiful woman Ao Lie transformed into spoke in a clear voice with confusion.

In the twenty-fourth year, your younger brother was born, but although he kissed you very much, he also liked to punch and kick you so much that you didn't know whether he kissed you or not.

then……

But you still try to keep your identity secret as much as possible and prepare to find a job casually. After all, you can't just rely on your parents.

"So, do you understand?"

The sound was like a clear lark, which made everyone nod for a while.

Resigned.

host.

Ao Lie left in a hurry, but Xiaoyu's smile did not change at all.

Xiaoyu had an embarrassed look on her face, and then moved her body.

You directly raised your red envelope and held down the face of Jiuyue who was sitting next to you with one hand.

The homeless man in September, the old man Ao Lie, the chairman of the Earth and Moon Mooncake Alliance Xiaoyu, the pet dog Xiaotian, and the old vegetable Nezha.

"You tell me, whether it's going up the mountain of knives or going down into the sea of ​​fire! I will let Lielie and Xiaotian accompany you there!"

You nodded. Bai Longma turned into a woman. It was so... so arrogant. I have to say that the one who truly understands what men like must be a man.

But the only thing you haven't considered is September.

September came to life instantly, raised his hands high, and his eyes suddenly turned into banknotes.

Ao Lie came back disgraced.

He sat back on his seat with an expressionless expression, and then fell down on the table with an expressionless expression. His long tongue stuck out, which made Nezha immediately become interested and began to put sugar on Ao Lie's tongue.

And when he was putting the candy, he turned his head and said something expressionless to you.

"I'm too rough looking to play a girl."
Chapter completed!