Chapter 311: A person who does good deeds
Fortunately, Li Ke didn't intend to let Cui Pan's cardiovascular system explode directly. He only changed some unreasonable aspects, but most of them were retained.
After all, changing the laws and regulations of a system cannot be done in one go. It would be faster, but the damage to the entire system would be huge.
And for a long time, the entire system will fall into chaos.
You can only change it slowly and then refine it.
But this is also related to what Cui Ban and others said.
"You don't know, saint, that although the rules of the underworld seem to be full of omissions and unreasonable, they actually follow the rules of the mortal world. When heaven formulates laws, it refers to human laws, so these laws come from the human heart.
, generally only when people’s hearts change, the rules of this underworld will change.”
Li Ke found it very interesting.
"Then if bribery is common at the top and abuse of power is common, then the same is true below?"
Cui Pan just smiled awkwardly.
"Aren't ghosts just transformed after people die? How can ghosts be more terrifying than people? And aren't there saints and immortals from all walks of life? They are here to distort the deviations in the way of heaven."
"I see."
Li Ke suddenly had an enlightenment and understood part of the rules of operation of this world.
It's just that the rich businessman who owes wages suffered. According to the original rules, the most he could do was go to the tongue-pulling hell and the acupuncture hell. But in Li Ke's case, he went to the acupuncture hell and the tongue-pulling hell in one, three, five, and two.
46 Oil Pot Hell and Ice Hell.
I was in the eighteenth level of hell when I was sleeping.
On every first and fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year, a complete set is served.
The sentence is not very long. If he owes someone one year, he will be fined for three years. In total, the sentence is almost tens of thousands of years.
Moreover, those who can enjoy various teachings and are saved are those who have endured torture, or are trying to survive, such as by eating, drinking, and treating illnesses. He is no longer guilty.
"That's not all, saint."
Cui Pan continued to educate Li Ke.
And Li Ke only knew after his popular science that how many animals and plants you have killed in your life are listed in the book of life and death... and you will also be punished, and animals and plants are treated equally...
Even fucking microbes and bacteria.
That's why some people will be reincarnated into things like plants and animals in their next life.
It's just that if a person is not bad, he can choose whether to reincarnate into animals and plants with his memory. In other words, only when he is reincarnated into a human can his memory be completely cleansed.
Therefore, many animals and plants can become humans by chance.
"It turns out that this is the reason why the population continues to grow..."
Li Ke was a little speechless.
But despite this, there are still people who want to be beaten to death. These are usually people who have committed extremely evil crimes and have never done a single good thing in their lives.
After understanding this, Li Ke began to continue the interrogation.
"How did you die?"
Li Ke looked at the second dead ghost he interrogated. This dead ghost was a scholar in shabby clothes.
This guy, who looked like a scholar at first glance, had a pale face and sunken eye sockets. Even in his ghost state, he walked with a sway.
He smiled at Li Ke and saluted politely.
"Reporting to Lord Yan, this villain died doing good deeds."
Li Ke nodded. If he hadn't met a bandit bully who didn't pay his wages at the beginning, he would have wanted to be a little more lenient, so he was still very happy to see someone who died doing good deeds.
"Very good, tell me what good things you have done?"
Li Ke nodded, and the scholar also smiled and spoke.
"To the Widow Wang next door, I give her 20 cents every day. To the Cuihua at the entrance of the village, I give her 15 cents a week. I also go to Yihong Building to donate money every month..."
As he talked, the mind mirror and the book of life and death also unfolded, and Li Ke looked at the obscene scene in the mirror, and then looked at the scholar below who was proudly talking about his great achievements, and fell silent.
After a while, he picked up the gavel next to him.
"What the fuck do you call doing good deeds?! You have lived for twenty years and had 12,000 fucking relationships with people! The price of rice in the Tang Dynasty has actually been raised by a pervert like you!"
Cui Pan hurriedly called on the bull-headed horse to hug Li Ke. Li Ke was really angry and kept waving the gavel in his hand, and grabbed the lottery holder with his other hand.
Therefore, Cui Pan was even more anxious.
"Saint! Saint! Follow the procedures! Saint! Stop throwing out all the lottery tubes! Saint! Wage deductions!"
After a long time of commotion, Li Ke calmed down and sentenced the scholar to the Hell of Mortar, Hell of Oil, and Blood Pool, a wasteful death. In the Hell of Stone Mill, the shifts were also changed every day.
"Damn it, you have to make me angry."
Li Ke rubbed his face. He found that his emotions were a little difficult to control now, but there was nothing he could do about it. He was like this at his age. He could only recover when he grew older.
.
But this also has something to do with the fact that there is a bastard in front of him.
Seeing the scholar being taken away, Li Ke slapped the table angrily.
"Next!"
Another scholar's ghost was suppressed, and Li Ke asked again.
"How did you die?"
The scholar hesitated for a moment before speaking.
"Those who die doing good deeds."
"…………"
"…………"
Li Ke took a deep breath and carefully looked at the scholar in front of him. He found that he also had a thin face and sunken eye sockets, so he was already preparing to copy the previous judgment.
But for the sake of procedural justice, he still asked.
"Tell me how you died doing good deeds."
The scholar smiled shyly.
"I have been a devout believer in Buddhism since I was a child, and I have been releasing all kinds of creatures into the wild, whether they are fish, insects, flowers, birds, pigs, sheep, dogs, or chickens. I will continue to do these things for the rest of my life, and in the end I will starve to death at home."
After finishing speaking, he looked at Li Ke proudly.
Li Ke: “………”
He looked at the book of life and death and found that what this guy said was really true.
However, at this time, new news came from the mirror.
It shows that the insect that the scholar released was a snake that killed and injured several people. When he released the bird, he picked it up with both hands and threw it out.
Not only that, when he released the rabbits and foxes, he would also talk along the fur of the foxes and rabbits.
"Rabbit/Fox, you must come to me to repay your kindness. I don't ask for more, just be prettier, and bear breasts should be bigger..."
Li Ke: “…………”
Li Ke picked up the gavel, and Cui Pan naturally hugged his boss, so that Li Ke could only open his teeth and claws in the air. The biggest attack was to throw the gavel on the scholar's head, knocking him
It fell directly to the ground.
Chapter completed!