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Chapter 705 Give up fantasy

But life is always like this. After Li Ke lived like this for half a month, he found in pain that he was about to get used to it.

so--

"I can't die with other methods. Lu Dongbin is a sword-teacher. I can die if I commit suicide, right?"

Li Ke looked at the disciples practicing swords in the distance and nodded seriously.

Just kidding, how could Li Ke be honestly doing that kind of hard work here?

It’s okay if one is the only one, these gods obviously regard him as a sucker and the chosen one. How can they bear it?!

So, after those disciples finished practicing swords, Li Ke quickly found a way to get into the arsenal.

Looking at the swords in front of him, Li Ke couldn't help laughing.

"I don't believe that I can survive!"

Li Ke immediately pulled out a sword, took it and wiped it on his neck.

Then the next moment, he stared at his sword blankly and was silent for a long time. Because there was no pain and nothing except a cold feeling.

and……

"No, why doesn't this sword have sharp blades?"

He couldn't help asking. The sword in his hand was not only not polished without sharpening, but also made into a round one! Not to mention killing people, chopping people may be of some use!

But the question is why even the fucking tip of the sword is round!

"It's okay, it doesn't prevent me from committing suicide. Even if I don't have a sharp blade, it's still a blunt weapon."

Li Ke narrowed his eyes, grabbed the blunt weapon in his hand, and smashed it on his head, and then the next moment.

when!

The crisp sound of breaking made Li Ke look at the sword in his hand blankly. He did feel the impact, but why, the sword flew out!

The sword broke neatly in the part where it collided with Li Ke and flew out directly!

“…………”

It doesn't matter, but this is not a problem for Li Ke. Li Ke picked up the broken sword, sneered, and planned to insert this thing into his eyes.

In this world, if a person wants to live and get a good life and good fortune, it will be difficult, and even through a thousand hardships, he cannot die! But Li Ke doesn't believe that he can't die yet!

No matter how dull this sword blade is, he is still a sword blade!

It’s like a person stabbing into the eyes and stabbing them into the brain!

Li Ke sneered, shouted loudly to refresh himself, and then stabbed the blade in his hand into his eyes, and the next moment—

‘Boom’.

Thunder in the sky is shaking!

Purple lightning comes to the world!

A lightning bolt directly penetrated the roof of the arsenal building where Li Ke was located, easily shattering the sword blade in Li Ke's hand, and even made Li Ke fall to the ground with charred body.

When Li Ke fell to the ground, he vaguely heard a noise of people.

"Oh! Master Uncle! Everyone said that you should not approach the arsenal on rainy days! We use thunder fire to temper the sword body! So the arsenal will release thunder-induced rods when there are thunderstorms!"

Li Ke: “…………”

Your mother.

Li Ke only felt the cold rain constantly slap his face. Not only that, when he opened his eyes again, he saw the red-lined boy's world-weary face.

"Sage, it's time to go to work."

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After three months of testing, Li Ke finally knew something.

It may be difficult for me to die.

These days, as long as he breaks his meridians, he will be interrupted for various reasons, either by lightning or by someone, and then his skills will be greatly improved.

When I touched the pharmacy and took poison, I inexplicably practiced to be invincible with all poisons, and my skills improved greatly.

If you try to hang yourself, then the house will collapse. If you try again, you will find that because of your great improvement in your skills, you will not be hanged even if you hang yourself all day.

Try jumping off the cliff again.

This time he discovered the cultivation techniques, magical weapons, and treasures left by ancient monks.

Then he just took a look at this unlucky practice technique and automatically started to activate in his body, and he couldn't stop it. At least with his current soul and spiritual cultivation, he couldn't stop it at all.

Self-immolation and sudden heavy rainstorms can cause local heavy rainstorms to mountain torrents.

Looking for poisonous snakes, the poisonous snakes are either toothless or cannot spray venom if they have diarrhea today.

"Damn it, do you want to be so cruel?"

Li Ke kept slashing his hands with a knife, but it was useless. His magical power was already perfect, and this fruit knife could no longer cut off his skin!

"And I have the name of the chosen one."

Li Ke fell head-on to the table. He was seeking death every day in the past few months and had already stunned the entire Chunyang Sect. It can be said that they had never seen such a bad luck and such a tough life in their lives.

Yes, in their eyes, Li Ke's pursuit of death was entirely due to unluckyness, but Li Ke was able to die in all kinds of ways, which really made them not know what to do.

"Mom, I have to find a way to die."

Li Ke held his chin and began to think constantly.

He also understood that it would be more difficult for him to die before he developed to a certain level, that is, he could resist the way of heaven.

The martial arts in this world are only at this level. Even if you practice to the top, you will just become an immortal.

So he had to kill himself successfully before becoming an immortal.

This is very contradictory. If you don’t practice, you can’t let yourself have the ability to kill yourself, but if you practice, you will be even more difficult to die. Obviously, the way of heaven gave him a difficult problem.

but……

"I can use the power of incense."

Looking at the magic weapons in front of him, Li Ke smiled.

The incense and vows of mortals are terrible. These gathered wills can easily kill a god.

Of course, it is not the imagination that the gods are directly slapped to death, but based on a series of wonderful reactions, they gather on a person who is willing to stand up and then kill the person who is besieged by all will.

Therefore, as long as he succeeds in becoming a person who everyone thinks will die in the hearts of the Tang people, even if the Heavenly Dao does not want him to die, the heaven and earth will naturally give birth to a person or situation that can kill him!

But the premise is that he cannot be too strong.

If he is too strong, then the problem will be huge.

"Very good, from now on, I won't practice anymore! How to attract people to hate people! How to avoid being a human being!!"

A smile appeared on Li Ke's face, and then he put a middle finger on the sky.

"I want to make myself angry and resentful. Everyone wants to eat my meat and sleep with my skin! Let's see how you take me!"

The next moment, the thunder and lightning appeared again, and Li Ke fell down in response.

"Uncle Master!! Don't stand under the thunderbolt!!"

Yu Rui's voice appeared again, and Li Ke fell into a coma again.

And he opened his eyes again, and it was the face of the cow head and horse face.

"Sage, it's time to go to work."
Chapter completed!
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