Is it really that funny?

Weisha couldn't laugh out loud. She really couldn't find a reason to laugh. If there was a reason, it would just be crying. As a poisonist, meeting someone with a physique like Wuqi was the biggest blow in her life. How could she laugh out loud? What's more, once this child grows up and has a peerless skill in the future, he will recall the current scene and understand that he had fed him the poison that day, and he might even take such a terrible revenge on himself.

After thinking through this, Weisha secretly made a decision, no longer having evil thoughts about Wuqi, but really tried to take care of him. Only then did she forcefully squeeze out a stiff smile on her face, "Is that right? Oh, by the way. It's so late, you haven't eaten yet, right? I'll get you something to eat." As she said that, Weisha ran into the inner room in shame, and even she herself couldn't believe that she, the poisonist who had always been known for her evil spirit, would have a kind heart that she had never had before.

"Thank you, Grandma Weisha!" Just as she was confused, a clear and childish voice came from behind her. Weisha had somehow felt relieved, and she seemed to suddenly feel a warm current passing by in her heart, which made her fall into long-term contemplation again.

One night passed, the sun rose in the east, the golden rooster cried, and the Lanfa continent ushered in a new day. At 8 o'clock in the morning, at the playground at the main entrance of the Swordsman Academy, a middle-aged man wearing a red long gown was holding a white booklet in one hand and watching something. There were 500 freshmen in the first grade standing in front of him. They all looked extraordinary, noble in temperament, straight standing, serious in expression, and completely looked like a soldier. The 500 students were divided into 10 teams, 50 people in a team, arranged neatly in front of the middle-aged men, without making any sound. Each student stared at the middle-aged man in front of them with a look of waiting for the orders of his superiors.

"Very good! That's it! None of you is late today, which makes me very satisfied." After counting all the 500 people present and finding that no one was absent, an undetectable smile flashed across the middle-aged man's face. This man had a standard national face, ordinary facial features, but an extraordinary temperament was hidden between his eyebrows. A red sword on his waist was the best proof of his strength. This man was the middle-aged man Sakai who brought Wuqi into the witch's family. However, at this time, he had already put the matter of Wuqi as a transfer student behind him. This was not his ruthlessness, but he didn't believe that Visa would let Wuqi go, the best test piece. As for Wuqi, it was even more unlikely to survive the erosion of various poisons. That probability was less than one in ten thousand.

But just as Sakai closed the roster and planned to start today's swordsmanship, a familiar voice rang out from behind his head, and it came intermittently, "Uncle...Uncle...I'm here..."

This...is this sound Wuqi, that little brat?

Sakai couldn't help but be stunned. He turned his head and looked behind him with some suspicion. He saw Wuqi running towards him in a direction as breathless as a cow. His running speed was almost as slow as walking, but he still insisted on coming step by step. His little face had become a little pale, but there was no sign of giving up on his face.

Looking at the little face full of hard work and seriousness, Sakai looked at Wuqi, who was almost the same crawling speed as the turtle in front of him, and he was so surprised! It can be said that since he practiced to become a master-level strongman, he has never been shocked by someone who is weaker than him, but today he was truly shocked by Wuqi, a little brat who is less than half of the strength of an ordinary person.

How is it possible? How did he survive in the hands of the old witch? Did the old witch suddenly feel kind-hearted and didn't test poison on him yesterday? It's impossible. The old witch killed countless children who went to her house to stay. How could he take special care of this waste-like child? Is he worried that His Majesty the King would punish her if he knew about it? It's not right. Wuqi was something that His Majesty the King personally entrusted me to take care of, but I didn't tell her at all? She is the master who almost never goes out, so how could he know?

"Uncle... yes... sorry... I'm having diarrhea in the morning... so... I'm late." Just as Sakai was still thinking about why Wuqi survived, Wuqi had arrived in front of him at the speed of a turtle crawling, panting while trying hard to explain the reason for being late. But Sakai turned a deaf ear to Wuqi's explanation, and his face was filled with incredible surprise. Until Wuqi stopped talking, but stared at him with a strange look, he suddenly came to his senses. After holding it in for a long time, he said this: "Oh. You... are here!"

His behavior of a little disobedient immediately caused a good discussion among 500 students. You know, in their eyes, Sakai was not only serious but also rigid. They had never seen his teacher have such an expression. What they couldn't understand was that the person who made this master-level strong teacher a little disobedient was actually a little kid who was only about six or seven years old.

"Hey? Do you know who he is? Why is Teacher Sakai so surprised?" In the queue, a handsome man with long golden hair whispered to the red-haired girl beside him, and the same low voice immediately sounded around him.

"I don't know."

"Where did this little guy come from? Hearing what he said just now, he seems to be very familiar with our teacher? Why haven't you seen him before?"

"Hmph! Look, this little brat, maybe it's our teacher's illegitimate child outside."

"I think ** is inseparable."

"What are you talking nonsense? Our teacher Sakai is so rigid, and he doesn't even have a wife, so how can he have an illegitimate child? Stop talking nonsense, stand up well, the teacher will definitely explain to us later."

In the queue, a man with a cold face glanced at the others who were talking about coldly, and the 500 students team returned to quiet again, but the faint discussion just now heard Sakai's ears, and his face couldn't help but blush with embarrassment.

Humph! Let’s see how I deal with you later!

Sakai took a deep breath and calmed his somewhat disordered mind. After he put on his serious face again, he turned his face and glanced at the team that had returned to silence with majestic look. When he saw that these students were all fearful and respectful to him, he pulled Wuqi to his side and said word by word: "I'll introduce it to you. This child's name is Wuqi. He is a new transfer student. From today on, he will be one of you. I hope everyone can treat him well and not bully him. Do you understand?"

As soon as he finished speaking, 500 students immediately replied neatly and loudly: "I understand!"

The sound was loud, like thunder, echoing in Wuqi's ears, which scared him. However, Sakai, who was discussed by the students, deliberately made things difficult for them. He did not nod and showed any satisfaction. Instead, he frowned and shouted with anger, "Didn't you eat this morning? Just shout loudly!"

"Look~read!"

"Speak louder!"

"Look~read!"

"It's still too young! Didn't sleep well last night? Let's be louder!"

"Look~read!"

"It's almost the same this time!" When he heard many of the students shouting, Sakai finally showed a satisfied expression on his face, and he nodded slowly, but he was sneering in his heart: Humph! Do you dare to talk nonsense again in the future? This is the price!

Afterwards, Wuqi was successfully brought into the team, but the 500-person team was originally a perfect square. Wuqi joined the team so much that the square formation was no longer perfect. But after discovering that Wuqi was like a sudden tail added to the square formation, the 500 students were all happy on their faces, and everyone's smile was full of ridicule.

"Okay! Since everyone has arrived, let's start the training of the first event today and running." Seeing Wuqi obediently stood at the end of the team, Sakai regained his usual class appearance, pointed to the distant hill on the west side of the college and said seriously: "The destination is the top of the mountain. Time, before 12 noon, that is, before the sun shines on his head, you must reach the top of the mountain, otherwise there will be no lunch."

As soon as this was said, the 501-person team suddenly burst into flames, and there were noisy and mixed discussions, which were even louder than when they were talking about Sakai's illegitimate child. Among them were complaining, begging, despair, excited, and of course, there were Wuqi, who was silent because they were confused about the taste.

"No way? Teacher, why is today's training the most difficult running again!"

"I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I don't want to run anymore. My legs were almost broken when I ran last time!"

"That's great, this is the project I'm best at."

"Teacher, I'm sick today. Can you ask for leave?" After a painful and sorrowful voice, a thin student with a sharp mouth like a thunderbolt suddenly fell to the ground. He pressed his forehead and said to Sakai with no power. He tried to escape from today's terrifying training for this reason, but when he saw Sakai's uncontroversial look, he immediately stopped talking, and then stood up as if he was a ok with nothing, and never dared to pretend to be sick again.

"Teacher, can you change a project? It's okay for this boy to run, but we girls are actually worse than boys, so it's impossible to run to the top of the mountain within the specified time." After a desperate begging for mercy, among the girls, a fat girl with a round face and a bucket waist complained to Sakai in depressedly.

But the response she received was a colder gaze than a knife. The fat girl's body trembled involuntarily, and her face was filled with despair again. After a gentle sigh, she actually raised her hands to the blue sky and hugged the sky, making the other students who saw this laugh so hard that they could not stop. They knew that the fat girl was about to get nervous again.

"God! Why don't you open your eyes? Why did my mother let me enter such a terrifying school?" Of course, she naturally didn't dare to say that Sakai was terrible, so she could only be resentful to God who would not bring her severe punishment.

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