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430 Go crazy! Guban!

Gu Ban is indeed crazy, at least in the eyes of his subordinates, the Gu Ban general is crazy.

"Take me home, I want to go home, wuwu..., I won't stay here anymore, this is hell, they are all devils, this is so scary, wuwu..., take me home, please, don't leave, take me with you,..."

The Gu Ban knelt on the ground and hugged a subordinate's thigh without letting go. He shouted that he wanted to go home, and even cried and wiped tears. He scared the subordinate who was holding his thigh so that he dared not move. He looked at his captain for help.

The team leader rubbed his forehead with a headache and winked his subordinates.

I can’t help it. His official position is much higher than mine, so I don’t listen to it!

Gu Ban did not listen. His subordinates advised him for a long time. Not only did he not listen, but he also lay on the ground and rolled around like a child. At this moment, Gu An appeared again.

"Brother Gu, what's wrong with you?"

When the ancient band saw Gu An, he was like seeing his relatives. He hugged Gu An's waist and leaned into Gu An's arms like a young wife, crying.

"They don't take me away, they are bad guys, oh..."

Gu An reached out and patted Gu Ban on the back, "It's okay, if they don't take you back, we won't go back. I'm here to be the patriarch, brother. What can I do with the general? Being a patriarch is much more comfortable than being a general. Come on, I'll teach you how to sing."

As he said that, Gu An twisted an orchid finger and said in his throat, "Honey, come and see, is Duke Zhuang in front?"

It was obviously a female voice, and Gu An was obviously holding his breath and lyrics, but the sound was extremely unpleasant, just like a big rooster crowing and people pinched their throats, and more like the sound of fingernails passing by on the glass, making people unable to help but have cold wars and goose bumps all over their body.

That's it, Gu Ban didn't dislike it at all. Instead, he looked at Gu An with an extremely admirational look, tears flowing out of his eyes.

"Brother Cha, you are really my confidant!"

The Gu Ban didn't know what was wrong. He just said that Gu An and others were crazy or bad people. At this time, he completely forgot about it. He also regarded Gu An as a friend of life and death, and said that Gu An sang so well.

The subordinates of Gu Ban almost vomited when they heard Gu Ban's praise of Gu An.

It's just good? You haven't heard of opera singers, right? Even if we haven't been to Dawei and have never heard of opera, we know that the sound is not good! If Dawei's opera singers were singing like this, I'm afraid I won't even drink porridge, right? I've long been starved to death!

When Gu An heard it, he immediately changed his tone and sang a few more lines. Now the ancient class became even more convinced and said that he had to learn opera from Gu An.

Gu An smiled and pulled Gu Ban to teach opera in his tent. He sang all the operas in the Great Wei Dynasty, but he sang them in the same opera. It would be better not to say the lyrics and the meaning expressed in the opera, but only the plot was expressed.

The Gu Ban didn't dislike it, and followed Gu An seriously and sang opera, making all his subordinates sad.

Originally, they didn't feel anything to bothered in Gu An's tent, but now they have come here, which is a big difference.

Originally, they could have a safe sleep, but some people took turns to watch the night, so the others could sleep with confidence. But now that Gu An and Gu Ban came back to them, they had no choice but to sleep. They listened to Gu An and Gu Ban sang unknown operas every day. Within three days, these subordinates were going crazy.

They wandered around this crazy tribe with two panda eyes. From the beginning, they ran away when they heard the two of them sing operas, to the end when they stood completely numb at the door of the tent, listening to the sound of operas in the open curtains with a look of hopelessness.

Gu Ban admired Gu An more, respected and grateful.

Holding a bowl of potion made of fat sea in his hand, Gu Ban was moved and tears were filled with tears. He looked at Gu An as if he was looking at his father, and the contempt of Confucianism arose from nature.

"Brother Cha, you are so nice to me! Woo woo..., no one has been so nice to me since I was a child. Unexpectedly, when I was in middle age, I actually met you. What good things did I do in my previous life, so that I could meet a great person like you! Woo woo woo woo..., I have not been in vain to meet you in my ancient class in this life. Brother Cha, this bowl of potion is too expensive. I can't drink it, so you should drink it!"

Gu An glanced at the soup bowl in Gu Ban's hand and smiled kindly at Gu Ban, saying, "You'll drink it for you. It's a waste of your voice. What should I do if my voice is broken? It doesn't matter, it's just something outside. I don't care about this thing. Although this thing is expensive, it's not as good as your brothers."

The ancient ban was even more moved when he heard this, and drank a bowl of hot water soaked in Fat Sea with tears in his mouth.

"Brother Cha, you are such a good person, you are simply my reborn parent."

Gu An smiled at Gu Ban and said nothing.

There are some broken things in the Wei Dynasty that can be bought at any pharmacy shop. It is only because of your broken land that is so scarce. Fortunately, I have a daughter who understands pharmacology and loves to stroll around for no reason. I really found it in your broken land, otherwise I wouldn’t have been with you for three days!

But this is also good. I was so bored that I was so bored that someone came to him to play. It was really good.

After drinking, Pang Dahai started to pester Gu An to teach opera again. How could Gu An sing? He rarely listened to operas, and it was the limit to be able to fool him for three days.

So Gu An changed again and began to teach him the way of Confucius and Mencius, being a son, a father, and a minister. Uh, the last one was not taught. He was afraid that Gu Ban would remember his true purpose, so he only told him the first two principles.

The ancient genre was unwilling to do so at first, and sometimes interrupted Gu An's speech. At this time, Gu An seized the handle of the ancient genre and scolded him for not following the rules.

After Gu An scolded him several times, Gu An became more and more disgusted with Confucius and Mencius's teachings, but after all, Gu An was too brainwashing him. He once told these things all night long, but Gu Ban soon listened to them and coveted Gu An's generous Hanfu.

Gu An was also generous and took off his clothes and threw them in front of Gu Ban, "I'll give it to you."

Gu Ban took the clothes in surprise and looked at Gu An, "Have you really given it to me?"

Gu An nodded, "Of course, how can you not have matching clothes when learning the way of Confucius and Mencius? This is like an actor without costumes for performing operas. How can he say that he is performing operas?"

Gu Ban was moved again, and he said with tears in his eyes: "Brother Cha, you are like my rebirth of parents. You are really, really good to me, wuwu..."

After the ancient class finished crying, Gu An helped him put on his clothes, but behind him, he was completely different from Gu An.

Gu An is tall and handsome. The wide Hanfu is very elegant when worn on him, but it is much worse when worn on Gu Ban, who is relatively short. The long hem of the long clothes are dragged to the ground, and the white Hanfu sets off his face as black as a pot. It is really not good-looking, and can only be described as funny.

The ancient class didn't know it, so he walked around happily. After walking back and forth for a few times, he sat seriously across from Gu An and listened to him continue his lecture.

It was another three days, and Gu An completely let him lead him in a slight manner. He was so chewy that he wanted to strangle him to death after hearing this. It was obvious that he wanted to divide it into more than a dozen sentences, which made Gu An annoyed.

The consequences of making Gu An anxious are very serious, so Gu An decided to completely drive Gu Ban crazy.

On the tenth day after Gu Ban arrived at the tribe, Gu An changed his strategy again and began to guide him to say that the barbarians were not good. Being a barbarian was a huge shame, which made him unable to stand the physical and mental collapse and become crazy.

Gu An's guidance was very simple, he was anxious about the battle between the Great Wei and the barbarians, and was afraid that the Great Wei would lose.

Why? Because the barbarians do not advocate the Confucianism of the Great Wei. The barbarians believe in force and believe that powerful force can allow them to get everything they want. If the Great Wei loses, it means that Confucianism is likely to be abandoned by the barbarians, or even cut off.

Gu An's guidance was very successful. In just two days, Gu Ban began to worry, worried that the Great Wei would lose this war.

Another day later, the ancient ban saw that the eyes of the subordinates were incorrect, and he wanted to kill them, which scared the subordinates away from the tent. Now Gu An was even more scruples.

On the fifteenth day, the spirit of the Guban began to dissipate. He regarded himself as a member of the Great Wei people, scolded the barbarians for being shameless, and found various excuses to invade the Great Wei. He was unable to eat and went to steal other people's jobs. It was really hateful.

Seeing that the momentum was good, Gu An continued to work harder and directly pointed out that Gu Ban was the real barbarian.

At first, the Guban refused to recognize him, saying that he was from the Great Wei Dynasty, and then he found various evidence to prove his identity. In the end, he even sold all Gorjiyuan's strategic deployment.

In the early morning of the 20th day, the ancient class, who was a barbarian, could no longer stand the blow. When he woke up early in the morning, his wild laughter spread throughout the tribe. Then the ancient class fainted after attempting suicide by hanging himself and attempting to commit suicide. When he woke up again, he was completely crazy.

"I was a native of the Great Wei Dynasty. I was born in a capital city family. I was the 36th generation descendant of the Gu family. What did the Gu family do?"

Gu Yuban looked at the ground with his chin with his eyes blank, thinking about what their family did before.

After thinking about it, he couldn't figure it out. He hurriedly sat on the ground with his scattered hair, crying that he was a homeless orphan.

As he cried, Gu Ban remembered his original identity again and said with a smile: "I remembered that I am a general under the original prince of the barbarian Gorji. I want to fight for the barbarians. I... I can't do this. None of the barbarians are good people. They are all stealing people. Shameless, ah! I am a member of the Gu family of the Great Wei. The Gu family has been loyal for generations and is only loyal to the Emperor of the Great Wei. The Emperor of the Great Wei is wise and powerful, and has benefited the people. He is actually a famous king of the Great Wei.

However, some of the family members are still in the barbarians. They are barbarians. They killed them, killed them, avenged the dead people of the Great Wei, hahaha..., killed them, killed them, killed them all, they deserve to die, hahaha...

No, they are my biological children, how can I do this? Yes, I should educate them well, let them know their identities, tell them that they are from the Great Wei, and let them be filial... Mother? Mother! Son is sorry for you, my son is not able to be filial to you, and let you leave me so early. It is my fault, it is all my fault, wuwu..., Husband~, come to see, then Duke Zhuang~?..."

The subordinates looked at the ancient class in amazement, and saw him crying and laughing. He was clearly saying it well, but he didn't know what he said and changed the topic and changed his identity. At this point, the subordinates of the ancient class have been officially confirmed, and the ancient class is crazy.

After confirming that the ancient class was crazy, of course, the subordinates of the ancient class had to make trouble for Gu An. But when they came to Gu An, Gu An said that the ancient class was not crazy at all and did not admit that he had caused the ancient class to be crazy. In order to prove his innocence, Gu An and the ancient class conducted in-depth "communication" in front of them, "talking about the past and the present" with him and "laughing and talking about the world".

The subordinates looked at Gu An and Gu Ban, who were chatting and laughing, and suddenly realized.

After Gu An's attack, they finally figured out that madman and madman could talk about it together.

Given that the ancient class was crazy, the captains of each team got together and began to discuss what to do in the future.

Captain 1: "General Gu is the confidant minister of Prince Yoshihara. If Prince Yoshihara knows about this, he will definitely be furious."

Captain 2: "There is nothing we can do. We can't stay here for the rest of our lives. I'm not afraid of anything else. I'm afraid that I will stay here for three or five days, and I will have to die and follow General Gu's footsteps early."

After the words came, Captain Er shivered, and the others couldn't help but feel a chill on their backs when they heard this.

Captain San swallowed, "But, what do we say when we go back?"

Captain Si gritted his teeth, "To be honest, if it really doesn't work, just bring people here to see it."

Captain Wu said, "Before that, it is best to do General Gu's mission first, otherwise it will be difficult to explain when you go back."

Captain Liu also said worriedly: "Yes, General Gu is already like this. We have not protected him well. The responsibility lies with us. If Prince Yoshihara's mission is not completed and he will go back, then it will be two responsibilities."

"Protecting the Lord is not good, and the task has not been completed. No matter which of these two things is enough for us to drink a pot."

Captain Qi made a summary, and everyone stopped talking when they heard this.

After a while, the captain said, "Why don't we try to ask the patriarch?"

Captain II was skeptical, "Can he believe it?"

Captain 3 supports Captain 2, "A madman?"

Captain Si shook his head, "Not trustworthy."

Captain Wu also shook his head, "You can try it, he usually looks pretty normal."

The captain nodded six times, "I agree, it's better than going to die."

Captain Qi finished the final summary, "We must ask clearly, even for the task, for his own life."

Finally, everyone decided to ask Gu An, so they found him together. When asked if he had ever seen strangers or father and daughter, Gu An frowned and said, "Our tribe is a tribe that is favored by the gods. Didn't you see that there are gods around you? It's all accidents that you can enter the tribe. How can outsiders come in? Asking such a stupid question, do you think of me as a fool?"

Gu An was very dissatisfied with the captains who treated him as a madman, glared at them, turned around and left.

This book was first published by Xiaoxiang Academy, please do not reprint it!
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