Chapter 24 A Cup of Milk Tea(1/2)
In the music store, the clerk felt that he was right. The person who wanted to buy a guitar just now was Wu Long, the craziest kung fu king.
He took out his mobile phone, opened Douyin, and saw that the videos about Wu Long were still on the homepage. One was a beer bottle plum blossom pile posted by Wu Long himself, and the other was a clearer version of a video of an arrogant boxing outside the film and television city.
Because of the controversy on the Internet, more people come to watch Wu Long's videos. If there is popularity and traffic, the platform will naturally recommend the videos. Moreover, Wu Long's videos can cause controversy, and their topics can bring traffic to the platform.
"Look, this is a video of him doing more than a dozen kinds of punches outside the film and television city."
The clerk held up his mobile phone and showed his boss the video.
Huang Ji also leaned over to take a look.
I saw in the video that first a dozen extras were performing martial arts. Then I heard an arrogant voice.
"Everyone, get out of my way! With all due respect, I'm not targeting anyone, I'm saying that everyone here is a jerk!"
When the owner of the music store heard this, he couldn't help but curse.
"groove!"
"It's really arrogant."
Huang Ji also cursed.
"Whoever dares to say this in our place will definitely have his hands and feet broken and be sent to the hospital, right?"
In the video, the camera is blurry and the scenery is passing quickly, obviously looking for the person speaking.
Finally the camera focuses on a man standing up.
There were people talking around.
"Trouble! Who is it! So arrogant!"
"Wu Long?"
"Is it Wu Long who hasn't received any roles in three months?"
"I heard that if you don't pay the rent tomorrow, you will be kicked out by the landlord?"
"That's him. I live next door to him."
In the video, Wu Long opened his mouth again.
"If you can't fight, get out of the way!"
Then, I saw Wu Long standing up like a big horse as he spoke.
The owner of the piano store exclaimed: "Hey, this horse step must have come from the Shaolin Temple!"
The clerk said with stars in his eyes: "No Shaolin monk can stand up to his standard horse stance."
"There is a video that puts together the horse steps he is standing in in other videos. It is shown from all angles. It is really as standard as he said."
Then, after others questioned the use of horse steps, Wu Long started to perform Wing Chun tricks. Then, he walked all the way to the head of the group, performing various punches along the way.
Bajiquan!
Dachengquan!
Xingyiquan!
Hong Fist!
Cai Lifu!
Fuhu Fist!
Arhat Fist!
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More than a dozen punches were thrown in front of the group leader, causing the group leader to take a few steps back in fright.
The boss of the music store made a hiss when he saw it.
The clerk peeked at Huang Ji and found that Huang Ji's face was a little red and a little white.
"Look, it's him, right?" the clerk said, "The extra is Wu Long, and his clothes are exactly the same as those worn by Wu Long just now!"
The owner of the piano store looked at Huang Ji.
"Aji, if I hadn't been blinded by old age, I guess the Wu Long in the video is really your classmate Wu Long just now."
The clerk said: "Fortunately he is wearing the same clothes today."
Huang Ji gritted his teeth and decided not to admit it.
"coincide!"
"If it was him, why didn't you say anything just now?"
"And I'm sure that he has never practiced martial arts or boxing before."
The clerk didn't refute. He complained in his heart, maybe they just don't want to argue with you. Unfortunately, I originally wanted to buy the piano, but you disturbed it. The boss doesn't care, but I care about the bonus.
The owner of the piano store and Huang Ji are friends, so naturally he will not refute Huang Ji. There is no need.
He took the clerk's cell phone, clicked on Wu Long's beer bottle plum blossom pile video, and exported it again.
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"
"It's so awesome!"
"Bullshit!"
"Sure enough, you have the ability to be arrogant!"
Huang Ji raised his head to look together and saw Wu Long actually standing on the beer bottle, kicking towards the sky, spreading his tail again, and then punching the beer bottle.
He also speaks dirty words.
"Damn it, it's fake!"
"This beer bottle must be glued on with strong quick-drying glue!"
After Wu Long finished the fight, he jumped off the beer bottle, made a dragonfly with three drops of water, and bang bang bang, the three beer bottles fell to the ground.
The owner of the piano store and Huang Ji couldn't help but have another three-game winning streak.
The clerk added.
"Look, the beer bottles are not glued to the ground with super glue."
Huang Ji's face turned red and white again.
The owner of the piano shop sighed: "Gee, the owner of Brother Hao's barbecue stall knows how to do business. Is the business booming?"
The clerk said: "The owner of the Brother Hao barbecue stall is called Brother Hao, and he registered a Douyin account that day. Wu Long stepped on a beer bottle to hit plum blossom piles, and he also posted a video next to him."
"Wu Long performed at his barbecue stall, and he gave Wu Long a free bill. Now Brother Hao posts a video of his barbecue stall every night, saying that since Wu Long stepped on beer bottles and hit plum blossom piles, his business has boomed, and many people
Come here because of his reputation. Brother Hao thanks Wu Long every night."
The owner of the piano store touched his chin and looked at Huang Ji.
"Aji, how about you make a phone call and call your classmates back?"
"Don't your classmate want to buy a guitar? If it's less than 2,000 yuan, I'll give him one for free. As long as he shoots a video in my store."
Huang Ji's face turned red and white again.
"We are all grown up and have been out in society for a few years. What can we not look away from?"
"What happened when I was in school, can it be a big deal?"
"Just admit your mistake to him, and I'll treat you to a dragon!"
A milk tea clerk walked outside and came in with a cup of milk tea.
"Hello, who is the clerk?"
The music store clerk was strange.
"I am."
The milk tea clerk handed him the milk tea.
"This is your milk tea."
"I didn't order milk tea? Is it wrong?"
The milk tea clerk looked around and asked, "Are you the only clerk in your store?"
"I'm the only one today. This is the boss." The clerk pointed to his boss.
The milk tea clerk said: "That's right. Did a man and a woman come into your store just now to look at the piano? Did you introduce the piano to them?"
The music store clerk nodded.
"They bought milk tea in my store, and the man said you introduced Qin to them, but they didn't buy it. They felt embarrassed, so they ordered a cup of milk tea for you."
The milk tea clerk pushed the milk tea over and turned to leave.
Huang Ji suddenly said:
To be continued...