Chapter 5 The first live broadcast of the most arrogant group performance in history(1/2)
Wu Long's whole body trembled.
Quickly slap Brother Hao's hand away.
"Brother Hao, what do I think?"
Brother Hao nodded repeatedly.
"Yes, yes. I do!"
Um?
More than a dozen extras and passers-by stared wide-eyed.
Is this agreed?
Wu Long asked again: "What about tonight's bill?"
Brother Hao quickly patted his chest and promised: "Free of charge!"
"I need these beer bottles as props, and I also need to break some beer bottles."
"No problem, you can do whatever you want."
Wu Long immediately returned to his seat and was busy registering a Douyin account on his mobile phone.
Sun Ji looked at Brother Hao and asked Wu Long: "Wu Long, what's going on? Did you sell yourself?"
"Wu Long, do you have no money to pay the bill?"
"We know you have no money. But you don't have to sell yourself."
"Wu Long, if you don't have money, you can borrow it. You can borrow it easily online. Just borrow it and pay the bill first."
Wu Long didn't expect these people to say anything about the aa system. We were not good friends. This was his apology.
"No, you misunderstood. I discussed with Brother Hao, I will shoot a video here, and his barbecue stall will appear on the live broadcast, which is regarded as advertising, and he will give me a free meal tonight."
After hearing Wu Long's explanation, everyone became excited.
"What video do you want to take?"
"What kind of punch?"
"Wing Chun?"
"Beat Baji! I heard that Baji beats people to death every year. Is this true?"
"How about performing Tietou Gong? There are beer bottles here, smash them directly on the head. The more you smash, the more angry you will be!"
"I think this works, I'll smash it!"
"I have strong hands, I guarantee I can open the ladle in one go!"
Wu Long didn't know if these people were joking, serious, or simply drunk and unaware. He said: "I'll do a big one tonight, I guarantee it will be a big hit tomorrow."
"What? You dare to talk about fire?"
"Yeah, don't be so pretentious, just talk about it."
"Just hit your head with a beer bottle, it's guaranteed to be a big fire!"
"I want to hit plum blossom piles?" Wu Long said.
"Plum blossom pile?"
"Is it the kind where many wooden stakes are set up and people drive on them?"
Wu Long nodded: "Yes, that's the kind."
Everyone looked around.
"Wu Long, there are no wooden stakes?"
"Yes, even if there is wood, you don't have anywhere to stand?"
"You will know when I start the live broadcast." Wu Long said.
Brother Hao was taking pictures of Wu Long with his mobile phone, talking while taking pictures:
"Hello everyone, I'm Brother Hao, Brother Hao from Brother Hao's BBQ stall."
Hauge deliberately focused his camera on the sign for five seconds.
"Come on, come on, everyone, come and see, today the most arrogant extra in history outside the film and television city is treating me to a barbecue!"
"He said arrogant words this morning and offended people. Now he is treating people to a meal and apologizing."
"Look, I ate so much spicy food."
"He said he was happy tonight and wanted to show off a unique skill."
"I told him that as long as his unique skills are good enough, I will give him a free bill tonight!"
After registering, Wu Long wrote an arrogant title, opened the live broadcast and asked Sun Ji to help shoot it.
Sun Ji took it and took a look, good guy, this is going to carry out the arrogance to the end.
"The premiere of the craziest group show in history - Beer Bottle Plum Blossom Pile".
Since Wu Long himself didn't mind, Sun Ji was happy to help. If Wu Long became popular, he could also take advantage of it. Befriending Wu Long might be beneficial in the future.
Wu Long picked up the beer bottle on the ground, looked at the sign of Brother Hao's BBQ stall, and threw the beer bottle to the ground in the open space in front of Brother Hao's BBQ stall.
Boom!
The beer bottles were shattered on the floor.
This sound frightened the passers-by as well.
Sun Ji and the other actors were confused. They agreed to hit plum blossom piles, but why are you throwing beer bottles?
Drank too much?
"Brother Hao, bring some brooms. Everyone, help me sweep the broken glass together."
Brother Hao didn't know what Wu Long was going to do, so he asked the clerk to get a broom while he took pictures with his mobile phone enthusiastically. No matter what Wu Long did, he thought his barbecue stall was going to be a hit tonight.
As Wu Long continued to smash beer bottles, passers-by gathered to watch.
"What is this for?"
"Drunk and crazy?"
"Are you drunk and causing trouble?"
Passers-by who started looking at it quickly enthusiastically introduced:
"Don't you see who that person is? The most arrogant extra in history!"
"don't know."
"What on earth are you doing? Do you want to default on your debt? Eat the Overlord meal?"
"No. The owner of the barbecue stall fell in love with this extravaganza who can do more than a dozen kinds of punches, and he confessed his love in the street!"
"I saw it too, the two of them were holding hands excitedly!"
“The owner of the barbecue stall even said excitedly that he was willing, and also said that he would eat barbecue for free in the future!”
"Then why throw the beer bottle?"
"Who knows? Maybe I was too happy and threw a beer bottle to celebrate."
"If there are no firecrackers, just smash the beer bottles and listen to them to celebrate."
Sun Ji knew that it wasn't what the passersby said, but he didn't understand why Wu Long threw the beer bottle.
"Why did you throw the beer bottle?" he asked Wu Long loudly.
Wu Long said: "Increase the difficulty."
Only when Wu Long saw the broken glass that was almost broken and covered the floor did he stop throwing the beer bottles.
Then Wu Long started to arrange plum blossom piles with beer bottles, and introduced as he did so:
"Hello everyone, I am Wu Long."
"Tonight is my first live broadcast, and I plan to broadcast the plum blossom pile."
"Because there are no wooden stakes, we will temporarily use beer bottles instead."
"The plum-blossom pile is a kind of arena. The plum-blossom pile arena can be divided into Wenlei and Wushuan, also known as Wenlei and Wulei."
"What does it mean? Wenzhuang generally refers to the comparison of winning and losing. There are no traps under the plum blossom pile."
"Martial stakes generally refer to the difference between life and death. Usually, sinking stakes are used, which are traps placed under plum blossom stakes, which are more dangerous."
"What is a trap? For example, there will be spikes buried in the ground. If you fall from the plum blossom pile, you will be stabbed to death by the spikes on the ground."
"Or the ground is full of poisonous snakes. If you fall from the plum blossom pile, you will be bitten to death by the poisonous snake. Some people are naturally afraid of snakes. If you stand on the plum blossom pile at this time, you may not be able to perform to your original level and be beaten by your opponent.
He was bitten to death by a poisonous snake."
"The plum blossom pile I am going to perform today is a submerged pile, and the ground is covered with broken glass. No one will die, but if I fall from the beer bottle, my feet will definitely be injured."
To be continued...