Font
Large
Medium
Small
Night
Prev Index    Favorite Next

Chapter 3 The Ancient Corpse's Intention

The cold road is dark and there are few pedestrians. The dirty robes on the high ground are tightened, and the feeling of powerlessness is spreading all over the body. How long is it before Qinhuai? You can't just turn back like this, you won't be laughed to death.

I had only been away from home for two days, and Gao Cu felt a little regretful. I was used to being fond of luxury and food, so I couldn't adapt to this lonely and desolate wandering for a while. I had to wear clothes by myself, find ways to eat by myself, and walk with my feet on the road. These are not the most difficult things. The most difficult thing is that he, who is so smart and unparalleled, actually forgot to bring money when he goes out.

When I left the house, I was really too hasty and didn’t make any preparations. I usually regard money as dirt, but only when things were about to come, I realized how popular dirt was at a certain time.

Gaodu was quite depressed. After a few days of running around, he was so hungry that he was touching his back. He thought that if he had broken up like this, it would be so cold.

Just as I was in sorrow, I suddenly felt a donkey hooves coming from the road. Then there was a hoarse singing like a broken gong:

“The sky is like a crow, and the ground is filled with ants;

Ruthless may not be a real hero. I am a bad person who I am afraid of."

Although the singing was unpleasant, it inexplicably showed a bit of majestic and free spirit. Looking up from a high place, I saw an energetic old man riding a shiny black donkey coming towards me. The old man was thin and dry, with yellow face, and his two triangular eyes were dripping around, revealing a bit of a strange atmosphere. When he saw the donkey running, he had to avoid the roadside.

Unexpectedly, the old man stopped when he passed by, looked at him with compassion, and suddenly came up to touch his face with a dirty hand.

Gao Cu was accidentally touched by him and was immediately disgraced. The little prince of the Taiping Prince's Mansion was actually teased by an old man. It was reported that he saw people when he was exposed.

Just as he was about to have an attack, the old man spoke first: "Boy, you see your bones are bifurcated, your veins are disordered, your face is gray, your body is weak, your body is weak, you are really a fool who is rare in a thousand years. But meeting me is your blessing. If you are willing to worship me as your teacher, the old man can save you from the water and fire, save you from the abyss of fools, and turn you into a genius. How about it, you are moved, come and become a disciple."

He was hungry in his stomach. When he saw his old man, he was talking nonsense again with his head, and he didn't bother to pay attention to it, so he walked forward. The old man was content to wait for him to give the ceremony of apprenticeship, but saw him ignore him and dodge himself, blocking the road.

"Hey, boy, I'm talking to you, why don't you respond at all? I'm very rude?"

Gao Cu felt disgusted, so he simply stopped talking and stared at him, hoping that he could use a disgusting look to kill him with one blow.

The old man exclaimed, "Can you be dumb?"

He nodded weakly from a high place.

The old man made a sudden enlightenment expression: "That's all, it's not very meaningful to teach a mute to come out." After saying that, he turned the donkey's head and left. After walking two steps, he came back to his senses and cursed: "You, an ignorant child, dares to play with grandpa. He has always been deaf and dumb. How did you hear me talking?"

Gao Du felt more hungry in his belly, and his anger also came: "Old man, what are you doing?"

"Boy, it was your accumulated virtue in your previous life. Today I met me. Come and take me as your teacher and make you a hero." The old man said arrogantly.

"You... too!" Gao Duo spat hard, turned his head and left.

The old man touched a nail and couldn't hold his face anymore. Suddenly, he accidentally floated down from the donkey's back, and poked out a pair of dark claws and grabbed the shoulders of the high place, as fast as lightning. He could hear the sound of wind at the height, and even sneer was saved. With a slight swaying, the person who was about to attack was gone. His old man blushed and his face turned out to be gone. His old man turned red, he roared, and his body rushed in like a ghost. He grabbed the wind and thunder and his ghost claws again, and attacked the back of the high place, which was many times faster than before.

Gao Gu sighed, without avoiding or hiding, stabilized his body, and followed the old man's moves. He heard two crisp sounds, and then he chuckled, and the old man clawed his claws and blew away, his eyes flashing with surprise: "Boy, have you actually practiced an iron step shirt?"

Gao Du glanced at him with contempt: "What is an iron sling? I don't know. It's enough to tie a piece of iron plate on his body." When the old man heard this, he realized that he was fooled and was unwilling to accept it. He rushed up again, saying that he had been practicing martial arts for forty years, but today he couldn't erase his pride when he fell on an ignorant boy.

He swayed left and right at the height, jumping and jumping, and avoided the old man's moves one by one as he wished but just right. He saw claws all over the sky, with the sound of the wind, two of them retreated and went in, chased and ran away, and swayed for a long time. The old man had never even touched the corner of his clothes on the height.

Gao Duo has been hungry for two days and felt a little dizzy. He avoided a move and immediately stopped: "Hey, old man, I'm done, I'm still going to beat him even though I know I can't beat him. As a human being, you have to worry about shame or not."

The old man blushed: "Although I can't beat you, I can still teach you the principles of being a human being. Besides, my poor martial arts skills are because I have poor qualifications, and our master's skills are unparalleled in the world."

Gao Du glanced at him contemptuously: "No need, I have a complete set of the latest hardcover martial arts secrets here. Do you want to buy it? Ten taels of silver per book, and you can buy it for more and get it."

The old man was so excited when he heard this: "Good boy, let me go? Humph, if you don't take me as your teacher, I will never stop and follow you to the ends of the world." He actually twisted it.

I am used to rogues on high ground, but today I realize how annoying rogues are. He waved his hand and stopped the old man from rushing to the other side and said, "It's not impossible to ask me to become a disciple. I will ask you a few questions first. If you answered it to fulfill my wish, I will bow down. If you can't, you will give up and stop getting entangled. How about it?" The old man blinked his eyes and thought, "You ask first?"

Gao Di sat on the ground and asked solemnly: "Do you have a beautiful little daughter in your house?" The old man said inexplicably: "No."

"Then do you have a slightly more beautiful female apprentice?"

“No, either.”

Gao Dun looked relaxed: "Since that's the case, I won't blame me anymore. I gave you a chance and you didn't catch it. Now there is no discussion. Don't bother me anymore. I've been hungry for two days and I don't have the energy to play with you again."

When the old man heard him, his eyes suddenly lit up. He ran quickly to the donkey and took out a greasy roast chicken from the cloth bag. "I have this, are you willing?"

The fragrance drifted into his nose high with the wind, and he felt a whispering in his stomach. "Well, that, I have always respected the elderly and loved the young," he pursed his lips: "What about you, who is so respectful and immortal, an elder?"

The old man was happy, "So, are you willing?" He pulled the roast chicken back and said seriously: "I didn't force you."

Gao Duo grinned, with a disdain on his face: "You didn't force me, are you trying to force me?"

"Stop talking nonsense. If you worship the master, this roast chicken will be yours. It depends on your weak look. You will be about to starve to death." The old man shook the roast chicken and looked at the high place leisurely, with aura in his eyes.

Director Gao sighed, thinking that the end of heroes was just like this, so it would be better to pretend to be perfunctory. Anyway, he never knew what kind of benevolence, righteousness, courtesy and faith were. He would say it when he wanted to go back on his word. Thinking of this, he reluctantly stepped forward and gave the honor to the master. "Address, I pay my respects to the old man."

The old man raised the roast chicken high and said proudly: "Advisor, listen, I am the ancient poem of Wolongsou, who ranks 341st in the world, ranked 300th in the Heavenly List."

"Ancient Corpse?" Gao Duo shivered all over. He looked at his thin and dry appearance and hugged his fist: "I have been looking at him for a long time, and it turns out that he is as his name."

The old man did not hear the mystery, but instead felt complacent: "Actually, there are many streets with qualifications like you. It's really a disgrace to accept you as an apprentice. You are still so ignorant!"

Gao Ku was already angry, and then gritted his teeth and said, "If you insult me ​​again, I will cut myself off in front of you."

Gu Shi laughed: "Oh, if you have this idea, you are a hero. I am a kind person. I can't ignore you when you commit suicide. This way, you always have fate. I will teach you a few ways to die that are not too painful. I have a rope here, so I will lend you some first?"

"Give me the roast chicken." Gao Ke ignored his teasing and reached out to the delicious food.

Seeing that the ancient poem was indeed hungry, he no longer felt embarrassed.

I took the roast chicken with a handful of hand, but I couldn't care about so much. I ate it with my teeth and felt happy, as if it was not the roast chicken, but the most noble delicacy in the world. The barbaric eating made Gu Shi stunned. I thought to myself that if I didn't give it to him, he might be able to swallow me alive.

After eating, Gao Cuo sighed to the sky with satisfaction: "Life is enough to be full of chicken!"

Gu Shi laughed at the side, "Good apprentice, your eating posture is so bold, it is indeed different. The master must not treat you badly. When we arrive in the city, we will have a good tooth sacrifice."

When Gaodu heard this, he turned over and jumped onto the donkey's back: "Master, what are you waiting for? Let's go quickly."

Gu Shi was stunned: "You ride a donkey, what am I riding?" Before he finished speaking, the dust raised from the donkey's hooves had already filled the loess road.

"Hey, ride slowly, be careful to fall to death."

"Master, don't worry, I was already proficient in riding when I was eight years old, so I can't kill me if I fell."
Chapter completed!
Prev Index    Favorite Next