Chapter 94: Disgraceful
"What? Have you obtained the qualification to advance... Did I hear it wrong? It's too easy..." The tall and powerful "bite bear" took out his ears and once suspected that he had auditory hallucinations.
"Luxia Gate will win! Luoxia Gate will win!" A shout suddenly echoed throughout the audience, but the ecstatic bad boy pulled off his headscarf from a high place and stood in the crowd and shouted and jumped.
When they heard such a childish and stupid slogan, they were shouted so openly in front of the heroes in the world, the people in Luoxia Sect covered their faces with embarrassment. Then again, the almost impossible good luck really came to Luoxia Sect like this, which really made people feel excited.
Let’s see how the two weakest disciples of Luoxia Sect, the three-generation disciples, were qualified for promotion! Then Lang Xing won’t mention it. He was lucky to have soft persimmons twice in the first two games, and the third game was released by the person who prepared in advance.
Ye Saihua was even more exaggerated. Before a poor challenger could even realize what was going on, he was furious and punched away by the rampage bear. The second challenger was frightened by her madness. As for the third one, it could only be regarded as a prank. It is not difficult to see who threw the unlucky guy on the field from the weird smile at the height.
The lucky balance really tilted a little at this moment!
It was not until the disciples of Taishan's disciples went on the ring to invite Ye Saihua to the stage that the winner who came to his senses walked off the stage in confusion and excitement. Before he could walk back to Yi Cangsheng, he was immediately lifted up by the cheering twenty-four blades and threw them into the sky.
But everyone was stunned after throwing it on. What a terrifying picture would this "bear" with a gravity acceleration of 180 kilograms fall!
...It seems that I can't handle it unless I pay a lot of money...
After throwing the person, everyone looked at each other tacitly, then quickly took a few big steps, and at the same time, they closed their eyes kindly.
"Ah, you bastards, hurry up and catch me, why are they all running away? Hello...ah!"
"Baji!"
"Ouch!"
The heroes of the world who had reminiscent of the shock at this time were extremely lucky to be very lucky for Luoxiamen, and for the farce in front of him!
Zhuge Feng, who had always been incompatible with Ye Saihua, was a little sour and uncomfortable after seeing Ye Saihua win, but when he saw Ye Saihua flying into the sky like a fairy and then falling down like a dead pig, he laughed so hard that he leaned back and closed his chin and fell off. He had just tried hard to close his chin, but someone patted him from behind. When he came to his senses, the unprepared man was startled.
I saw a man standing in front of him with a helmet on his head, wearing armor, and holding a large shield in his hand. He stood in front of him in full arms.
"Who are you?" Zhuge Feng asked strangely, but he keenly felt that the person in front of him seemed very familiar.
"..." The man who was wrapped in armor was stunned for a moment, and then took his mask: "Master, I am Da Kui."
"Da Kui? Lu Dakui, what are you doing... dressed like this... Is it hot? It's August now!" Zhuge Feng's chin just put on fell again.
"It's so hot!" Lu Dakui wiped the beads of sweat the size of beans on his cheeks, and looked at the master with a silly smile and said, "But there is no way, it seems safer!"
"Safe?" Zhuge Feng looked around incredibly: "Someone wants to chase you? No, you are not a great big shot... Is there really someone chasing you... Then, please stand a little further... Yes, don't implicate me!"
"Master, stop teasing!" Lu Dakui smiled helplessly. Under the influence of Master, Luoxia's Eight Ethics are now more capable than the other.
"Master, I want to go on stage to fight! I will bring glory to Luoxia Sect!"
"Da Kui, Tianbang cannot be beaten by cats and dogs..."
"Master, how can you compare your proud disciple to a cat or a dog!" Lu Dakui protested dissatisfiedly.
"I'm sorry, I insulted Ah Cat and Dog without any choice... But Da Kui, you have to understand that in this world, there is no luck that can always be with whom you can always be. Strength is the key..."
Zhuge Feng looked at the stupid apprentice in front of him and persuaded earnestly: "It's not Master, I'll hit you, your strength... Well, it's more suitable for logistics... Look, there is an old lady over there who wants to go down the mountain, so you can help me."
"Master, I want to prove to you that I will never be worse than Ye Saihua. I, Lu Dakui, are definitely not a waste!" The black man whose self-esteem was severely hit, slapped his chest.
After saying that, before Zhuge Feng could say something more damaging to his morale, he rushed to the ring, then kicked the ground with both feet, and his legs stretched forward with force... and fell to the ground.
"Fuck your mother, just fight for martial arts. What's the high-end ring?" Lu Dakui, who was covered in heavy armor, got up with difficulty, rubbed his sore buttocks, took more than ten steps back, and once again attacked his first challenger ring.
Accompanied by a male roar of "Hi!", Lu Dakui stomped his feet hard on the ground, and at the same time he raised his breath. This time his explosive power was extremely powerful. He jumped up and then successfully...climbed the edge of the ring.
The audience burst into laughter, and laughter kept coming.
Lu Dakui, who hung his body on the ring, blushed like a monkey's butt. He used his strength to climb on the edge of the ring with both hands, and his legs worked hard again, Hi!
This time, I finally succeeded...falling.
"Damn, you really want to embarrass me!" Zhuge Feng, who was dissatisfied, rushed up and grabbed Lu Dakui's body and picked it up, and threw it onto the ring. Lu Dakui and his armor were thrown onto the ring.
"Thank you for helping me! Look, although I don't have much light skills, my other abilities are still remarkable." Lu Dakui, who got up, straightened his armor and slapped his chest again.
Zhuge Feng spat and said, "You can tell me, I don't know what material you are. Damn, don't let someone open it and I know him!"
Zhuge Feng returned to the team cursingly. His only female disciple Guan Biyu immediately stepped forward and advised obediently: "Master, don't be angry. Senior brother is actually not that useless. He was just too nervous today. In fact, if you have the ability, Senior brother still has a little bit, such as...well, for example, carrying water, chopping wood...ah, what am I talking about!" The outspoken little girl immediately realized that she seemed to have helped her.
"Haha, you're right!" Looking at Guan Biyu's little daughter's shameful attitude, Zhuge Feng opened his mouth wide and didn't hear clearly what she was saying.
Guan Biyu stuck out her tongue mischievously, and was about to say something to remedy, but suddenly pointed her hand behind Zhuge Feng and said in shock: "Master, be careful!"
Zhuge Feng, who felt the strong wind coming from behind, reacted so quickly. He saw him "rolling around" and immediately avoided the side safely.
"Bang!" The sound of heavy objects falling to the ground.
"Ouch!" the man moaned.
Zhuge Feng turned his head in surprise and saw Lu Dakui, who was lying on the ground and falling to the blue face.
"Master, why don't you catch me?" Lu Dakui flattened his mouth aggrievedly.
Zhuge Feng obviously hadn't come back to his senses: "Huh? Are you fighting? Why are you back?"
Lu Dakui lowered his head embarrassedly: "I'll come back naturally after the fight."
"So quickly!" Zhuge Feng was even more surprised.
"It's okay, no matter how I said I took one move, it was the second move that I was knocked away. Master, although I defeated You Rong! Oh, it hurts!"
"Although you defeated You Rong?" Zhuge Feng's face turned pale immediately: "You idiot, you were beaten away in two moves? What's the use of you? Oh, what's the use of you? You usually waste no less food than me, how can you not get better if you can stand it?"
"How can I do what I want? I just want to be ashamed of my heart! Master, I have tried my best. Don't you often say that it's important to participate!" Lu Dakui said with confidence.
"Idiot! Idiot! You haven't died yet, what are you waiting for?"
Zhuge Feng was obviously stunned by this brainless fool, and furious, kicking the guy who had been severely injured again with one kick.
The well-behaved junior sister immediately ran forward to comfort the elder brother who had been hit repeatedly: "Senior brother, does it hurt? Be good, don't cry, see the junior sister go and help you win back your face!"
"It hurts so much! The master kicked it more painful than being beaten on the ring... Woo!"
The very loyal junior sister Guan Biyu rolled up her sleeves, her eyebrows were raised and she ran towards the ring. She ran a few steps and turned back.
She Qiqi Ai Ai said to Zhuge Feng: "Master, help me, I may not be able to jump up."
Zhuge Feng was so stern. He thought to himself that he was really a simple-minded guy. Don’t you know how many bowls of rice he could eat? Then Lu Dakui had some brute force at least, and what about you... besides his beautiful face, can you be fascinated by me, what else do you have?
Chapter completed!