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Chapter 33 , the sad old gentleman

"You two, hand me over." Laojun's lazy voice came from his room.

"Yes!" The two boys hurried to get their clothes.

The junior brother put on his clothes and walked towards the room.

"Wait!" The senior brother in his eyes saw something strange.

"Did you miss the master's favorite gold belt?"

I looked down at the clothes in my hand and found that I really didn't have that belt. "No." I turned around and pointed to the jade screen behind me.

"Shh!" The senior brother quietly pulled the junior brother to the corner of the wall.

"Junior brother, this joke is not good, take it out quickly!"

"Senior brother, I really didn't see it!" The junior brother was so anxious that he almost burst into tears. "Senior brother, what should I do? I just lost my golden elixir and now I'm losing my belt, I..."

His senior brother also fell into deep thought, "Yes, after twists and turns, the master will definitely blame him!"

"Why haven't you two brought it yet? It seems that I will teach you well when I come out!"

The speaker is unintentional, and the listener is intentional.

Laojun’s book is also to prevent his two disciples from making fun of the Golden Pill.

The mistake is that the two fairy children are serious!

"What should I do? Brother, will Master fill us two into the furnace and light that fire?"

"..." The fairy boy who was asked was flushed at this moment, as if he was making a decision.

"Senior Brother?" The Taoist boy pulled the corner of his clothes in panic.

"Junior brother, otherwise let's run away!" Finally, the fairy boy felt relieved.

"But where can we run? How can we survive?" the smaller fairy child asked weakly.

"Is it so happy to occupy the mountain and be the king!" The senior brother became more and more excited.

"In this way! We can take away some of the Master's treasures! Anyway, the Master has so many good things, so I won't mind if I have two less!"

"Okay!" After thinking for a while, the junior brother responded.

"What are you doing? How long do you have to wait?" There was a hint of anger in his tone.

The old man of Taishang thought to himself, "It seems that he really needs to have a good chat with them."

"Master, calm down, I'll arrive soon." The two Taoist boys responded, but their bodies retreated step by step.

Walking into the alchemy room, I took off the seven-star sword for decoration on the wall, and was behind me. I picked up a white jade bottle left by Laojun when I was drinking, and put the banana fan used to fan the fire of the alchemy furnace on weekdays.

The two of them were about to leave, but they turned around and saw the purple-gold red gourd that they had originally planned to install the golden elixir.

Nine gourds are placed together, only one of them is floating up and down.

The two looked at each other and walked quietly towards the gourd. Perhaps because they were too focused, some of the firewood under their feet was ignored by the two.

"Bang!" The two of them hit the side of the purple gold gourd, and blood slowly penetrated into them.

The floating gourd finally stopped.

The two of them didn't care about the Venus star in their eyes, and they didn't care about the slightly bulging bag on their foreheads. After collecting the gourd, they planned to leave.

Just opened the door and neither of them took that step.

The two turned around and walked to the door. The sound of Laojun cursing could be vaguely heard from inside.

They quietly placed their clothes on the floor in front of the door, and the two bowed devoutly.

Then he stood up and lowered his head and fell into silence.

After a while, the junior brother reached out and pulled Laojun's robe away.

The two moved away and never looked back.

The only pair of trousers left on the ground...

......

"Senior brother, how do we go to the world?"

If a god or immortal has low cultivation, he or she cannot reach the world independently.

"Go to Tianhe to try it. Marshal Tianpeng was demoted to the mortal world hundreds of years ago."

"By the way, bring that stupid cow with you, it will definitely help us!"

"Are we so sorry for the master?" The atmosphere suddenly became serious.

"Otherwise, before we use spells in the future, we will recite a sentence silently. The Supreme Lord is urgent and as ordered as the law! He can also add a wish to the master."

"Okay, that's it!"

......

"Bang!" The land of Tianhe was dug through, and three wet figures quickly landed.

A green figure smashed towards a certain place and soon disappeared.

The other two figures hit each other in front of the Lotus Cave on Pingding Mountain. Although they were already fainted, they hit a fox. The two boys quickly turned into adults when they landed on the ground.

Perhaps it was because they fell into immortals and became demons. The two of them had ugly faces, with two tentacles of gold and silver on their foreheads, which were particularly obvious.

The fox turned into a human form and picked up the treasures in their arms. All the treasures were full of rhymes and were completely useless.

His eyes rolled, and the fox demon showed a sly smile, bringing the fainted two people into the lotus cave.

Their treasures were put back in place.
Chapter completed!
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