Chapter 2588 Lines and Lines
Interleaved parallel lines.
It sounds contradictory, but Zheng Qing feels that this is the most appropriate word to summarize his relationship with the two witches.
If Bosedong was not born with "conceived", he and Su Shijun were completely people from two worlds: one was the member of the Moonlight Parliament, who was highly regarded and beautiful, and the youngest member of the Alliance Great Wizards Conference; the other was a student of the first university who was little-known in his life and ordinary blood.
It is most appropriate to use parallel lines to describe the relationship between two people.
In theory, parallel lines cannot intersect.
But just like the elective courses of Zheng Qing and Jiang Yu, two people attend courses of different subjects at the same time, and the same class at the same time, this kind of logically contradictory thing in the traditional sense actually happens in the magic world - in other words, the worlds of the two are both parallel and intersecting.
"Interlaced parallel lines? How do you say it?"
Fat Xin didn't expect that he could get the first-hand gossip from Zheng Qing by chance. He was overjoyed and hurriedly straightened the feathers on his pen and looked at Zheng Qing: "...You talk slowly, don't worry."
Zheng Qing glanced at him.
"Do you know about king crabs and cockroaches?" He thought of an inappropriate example.
"I know, of course!"
The fat wizard nodded repeatedly and immediately introduced: "The king crab tastes delicious and rich in nutrition. It has the effects of clearing heat and detoxifying, replenishing bones and adding marrow, nourishing muscles and promoting blood circulation, unblocking meridians, clearing limb joints, relieving injuries, nourishing liver and yin, and filling gastric juice. Cockroaches... only a few species taste good. Of course, fishmen, ogres and goblins do not care about that little details. Well, in addition to being eaten, cockroaches can also be used as medicine. Its nature and taste are salty, cold, has a small poison, and has the effects of dispersing blood stasis and eliminating knots, detoxifying and diuretic... What does this have to do with you three?"
He analyzed with relish for a long time before he realized that something seemed wrong with the topic they were talking about.
Zheng Qing pulled the corners of his mouth.
"Most people don't realize that king crabs and cockroaches belong to the same biological phylum - the Arthropod." He stretched out his two fingers and made a parallel shape: "The difference between them is smaller than that between human-faced rats and Motra rats..."
Hearing this, Xin turned his head decisively and looked at Xiao Xiao.
"The human-faced rat is from the Alchemy Biology Sect, and the Motra Rat is from the Chordoma." Dr. Xiao explained concisely, and at the same time he shut up at the fat wizard, as if he was very interested in Zheng Qing's example.
Zheng Qing ignored the little episode in his ear and continued to say: "...They have similar neural structures, similar carapaces, similar sectional feet, they all have tentacles, and even their taste is similar. But they are eaten in a very different way - the king crab is best steamed or cooked while it is alive, and then dipped in sauce; cockroaches have the most delicious flavor after frying - what does this mean?"
"Two creatures that seem irrelevant can be very similar; two creatures that seem very similar have completely different essences." Xiao Xiao rubbed the bamboo slips in his hand, nodded thoughtfully, and then changed the subject: "...and, two clearly divided lives may overlap into a line in a certain dimension; two seemingly overlapping lives, changing to another dimension, they are actually on parallel and disjoint tracks."
The fat wizard frowned and stared at Zheng Qing.
"Can I understand it?" He bit the feather on the pen and tried to summarize: "The life trajectory of yours with Senator Su and Squad Leader Jiang Da are three parallel lines, but they just seem to coincide in other dimensions? Is that what it means? Are you planning to draw a clear line with both of them? This is a statement of breaking up? Don't be too scared!"
His voice was getting higher and higher, and by the end, his voice was already a little distorted.
Zheng Qing was frightened by his inferences and his face turned pale.
“Bad talk!”
He raised his voice, looked out the window guiltily, and then withdrew his gaze. The fat man misinterpreted his meaning: "I just want to emphasize that true love is not two lines overlapping on a piece of paper... There is no need to stick them together! As long as the trajectory of life extends in the same direction, no matter two or three lines, it can all look like a line!"
As soon as these words were said, Fatty Xin and Xiao Xiao both showed contemptuous expressions.
"This is a bit like the concept of 'Tao Couple' commonly used by old-school wizards."
Xiao Xiao put on his glasses and looked at Zheng Qing with a sharp look: "But, according to this theory, there are really a few 'other lines' hidden under your line, so it's hard to say... If you can overlap with three lines, you can overlap with thirteen or even thirty lines... It's such a scumbag theory!"
He shook his head, looking like a compassionate look that the world is getting worse and the human heart is not as good as ever.
Compared with this, Fatty Xin's attitude is more direct.
"After all the time, you want both fish and bear paws, right?" The fat wizard was sarcastic and shook the small notebook in his hand: "Do you dare to enter the newspaper with real name?"
Zheng Qing shook his head obediently.
A sudden voice rang in the ears of the three of them.
"Brother Zha'er shook her head not saying 'I dare', but saying you can't afford to pay for the pen." Dylan's head was on the edge of the black coffin, his face was pale, and his voice seemed weak.
"Why did you wake up so early today?" Fatty Xin looked at the time and was quite surprised.
"What do you think?" Mr. Vampire werewolf drooped his lips and showed two small white fangs: "Try to have a few people sniffing outside your tent when you go to bed at night!"
The three people outside the coffin put their hands together to show their apology.
After Zheng Qing put down his hand, he remembered another thing.
"I met Michael in Shanglinyuan," he looked at Dylan's eyes and carefully conveyed the meaning of the Tapot family: "His idea is that you can't hide in school for the rest of your life... Why not try to meet the zombie lady and chat? Just think it's a blind date."
"It's not Miss Zombie, it's Grandma Zombie..." Dylan corrected as he yawned.
"Why do I always remember you bragging that you are over a thousand years old? Based on your age, you should be a vampire grandpa." Zheng Qing couldn't help but complain: "Even if you don't want to listen to the arrangements at home, you should think of a more decent reason."
Dylan yawned again.
"I thought it made a lot of sense when you were chatting."
Chapter completed!