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Chapter 2597 Xiao Xiaos joke

End consultant consultation.
Zheng Qing left Yota Restaurant first.
After Fatty Xin took him to the restaurant door, he grabbed Zheng Qing, who was hanging a horse talisman on his legs.
"When are you going to talk to Senior Colma about the interview?" Obviously, he was also interested in the interview subject mentioned by the blonde witch: "I have plenty of time..."
Zheng Qing was very cautious and did not make any promises on this matter.
"Just take time... I can't tell you such a thing."
He perfunctorily glanced at the frosting on the corner of the fat wizard's mouth, and suddenly remembered another thing, glanced at the depths of the restaurant, and lowered his voice a little: "Anotherwise, when did you get together with Miss Barnes? Why didn't you tell us? You didn't dance together on Christmas last year... Don't worry about denying it, your previous 'Darling' shocked the whole restaurant to shake goosebumps... If it weren't for this meeting today, would you still plan to keep it hidden? Moreover, I remember you were always interested in Li Meng?"
He teased, his eyes flashing with a rich gossip fire.
Fatty Xin glanced at him.
"You remember to hear this clearly." He muttered, looked back with a guilty look, then cleared his throat and said earnestly: "I used to be ignorant, I'm joking with you, okay? What are the interests of little girls or not? People will grow up!"
Zheng Qing's eyes were full of contempt.
"What kind of eyes are you looking at!"
The fat wizard suddenly felt dissatisfied and pressed the palm of his palm-smacked palm-santhemum on the boy's shoulder: "You said you don't know, but I don't think you were surprised just now? When did you know about us? Did you ask the doctor to divinate? Have you studied the "Code"? Divination without the consent of the parties is illegal!"
While speaking, he looked at Zheng Qing up and down, his eyes full of scrutiny and vigilance. Even Dr. Xiao, who was far away in the library, suffered unrestrained disasters and was suspected.
This is the classic counter-attack and arguing.
"I'm not surprised because I'm mentally prepared."
Zheng Qing 'tsk' gently and corrected the fat wizard's false accusation: "This has nothing to do with the doctor. It was when I went to Shanglinyuan this time. I heard Barash Sassan mention that you were in love with Miss Barnes, so Miss Barnes didn't go to Shanglinyuan... It was Li Meng, hey, I can still tell whether you were joking or serious at the time."
The last sentence immediately made Xin break his defense.
"If you can tell the difference, you won't ask such nonsense!"
He had a blue face and indigo ears, looking quite angry: "You ask me why I didn't tell you...Dylan will tell you every day when he met a few beautiful girls when he attended the sorority party? Do you know when the doctor went out for a date with Teacher Sima for the first time? And you, have you explained your previous love history to us? Or, have you asked when you broke up with Ilena, when you were with Jiang Yu, and when did you have a baby with Senator Su?"
Emotions progress layer by layer, and the reversal is strong and powerful.
Until the end, three consecutive swords were fatal.
Zheng Qing immediately covered his face and left.
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...
The normal time on Tuesday afternoon is Professor Monteria's magical essay class.
When Zheng Qing came to the classroom, there were only a few people in the classroom. Jiang Yu had not arrived, and Xin and Zhang Jixin had not come yet. In the familiar corner, only Xiao Xiao was burying his head on the desk, writing and painting on his notebook, not knowing what he was busy with.
"Do you know that Fatty and Miss Linda Barnes are in love?" Zheng Qing rarely took someone else's gossip, so he was naturally very enthusiastic and couldn't wait to promote it.
"I guessed it." Xiao Xiao said lightly and did not look up.
"What a flower is put on cow dung."
Zheng Qing shook his head and thought of the fat wizard with frosting mouthfuls eaten in the restaurant just now, and sighed: "I can't imagine why Miss Barnes agreed."
The doctor finally raised his head and looked at him with a vague look: "Everyone can say this, but you can't. The gap between you and Congressman Su is much larger than that between Xin and Miss Barnes. What do we say? If Xin is a soak of cow dung, then you..."
He frowned, thought for a long time, and finally compromised and shook his head.
"…I can't imagine what you are."
He shrugged his shoulders sincerely, held his glasses, and added with a sneer: "As for why Miss Barnes agreed? Haha, although Fat Brother is not good, he is outstanding in the entire No. 1 university, regardless of bloodline or ability. It's just that your ability to cause trouble is too strong, which slightly conceals Fat Brother's light."
Zheng Qing didn't expect that he could get beaten when talking about other people's gossip.
He pinched the black jade in his hand.
The jade stone, which had already had the prototype of a kitten, twisted his palms, as if he was about to survive in the next second. Zheng Qing couldn't help but look down at it, but saw that it was still a stone, without any vitality.
"The 'professional' introduced by Fat Brother is Miss Barnes?" Xiao Xiao also came to his senses at this moment and thought of the conversation between the few people during lunch: "How are you talking?"
Zheng Qing hesitated for a moment.
Finally, he was disappointed and briefly repeated his conversation with the blonde witch, focusing on the other party's strategy of "fighting poison with poison" and using rumors to help him escape.
"It sounds like a good way." Xiao Xiao did not comment on this plan. He noticed Zheng Qing's expectant eyes and shook his head: "The most important thing about this method is how to spread as many rumors as possible in the widest range. This is not something that a few of us students in school can do... So, don't expect me to provide you with much help in this matter...but what she said is quite interesting."
"What sentence?"
"Facts do not equal truth, and rumors do not have only negative effects."
Xiao Xiao picked up the pen and recorded this sentence in his black notebook. He shaking his head and repeated it several times, and nodded with satisfaction: "Sometimes adding an attribution is to distort the facts, and sometimes removing the attribution is to distort the facts. The carrier of public opinion is language, and language is naturally loopholes. The despicable people always use it, and the foolish people always believe it.
This reminds me of an early joke - saying that a graduate from Alpha Academy went to the Beta Town Post to interview a reporter. The interviewer asked him, 'If Leizhe and Augustus participated in the hunting competition, Leizhe won, how would you report this?' The young wizard thought about it and replied, 'Augustu miraculously won the runner-up after unremitting efforts. Leizhe only got the second to last.' The interviewer was very satisfied and immediately issued a letter of appointment to him."
This joke is no different from the jokes the doctor told before, it is as cold and sharp as it is.
Chapter completed!
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