Chapter 25 Kiss Zhao Liying! Ask for an evaluation ticket
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However, just as everyone was puzzled, Lin Feng let go of his hand and the bird flew up.
Lin Feng twisted his waist, gently brushed his hands, and played the snail's fast fist during morning exercise. Then, the tit flew... and left!
He was a little surprised, but the live broadcast room was full of ‘233333’ and ‘666666’. Even Zhao Liying and Zhang Junning behind him laughed.
This is too funny.
The bird I finally caught was released, and I said that I wanted to practice the legendary masterpiece on the mahjong table, catching a chicken with empty hands?
But then they couldn't laugh.
Lin Feng took a deep breath and grabbed another tit. It just left Lin Feng's palm and wanted to flap its wings and fly high, but Lin Feng smiled faintly, just stretched out his hand, and gestured his palms femininely under the tit. The bird flapped and fell into a mud pond. He struggled hard, but he couldn't fly out.
"this……"
The two women were completely stunned.
Lin Feng threw the other bamboo cage on the ground and started playing happily.
He punched himself, divided the mane of the wild horse, held the bird's tail, single whip, cross hand, turned around and blocked the thug...
Whether he flips up and down, squats, or jumps.
The tits were all around him, just as Lin Feng used his hand to offset their wings. He tried his best to struggle, but he always circulated around Lin Feng.
This situation shocked everyone.
There is such magical skill in the world!
It seems soft, like the flower stands that an old man and an old lady play in the park, but it contains such domineering power!
suddenly--
Lin Feng's body shook, and a chirping like a cow roaring like a cricket burst out from Lin Feng's joints. The tit was suddenly shocked to the ground. Lin Feng squatted down, picked up the bird, and touched it gently for a while. The tit woke up and wanted to fly away, but was caught by Lin Feng again.
Looking at the tits, he was overjoyed.
It turns out that the information sent to him by the system is true. When Tai Chi practices to the great realm, he uses the joints of the whole body to urge the sound of bullfrogs to sing. This is the "toad fishing force". Now that he is not good at kung fu, he can only make the sound of crickets chirping. However, he has already had a certain understanding of Tai Chi.
He stood happily, but the live broadcast room exploded with a bang.
"Damn, I was dazzled just now?"
"Damn, what should I say? Was that Kung Fu just now?"
"What did I see just now?"
"Can you still call again? Will the anchor accept apprentices?"
"Kneel."
"If it weren't for live broadcast, I would have thought it was TV. Brother Feng, I was so hot. I shouldn't have laughed at you in the morning."
"Why is such a slow boxing technique so awesome? I just asked our physics teacher, and he actually changed the number. The man opposite said that I called the wrong one."
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The barrage was full of surprise and suspicion. Lin Feng laughed and said, "The boxing technique I just played was what I demonstrated to you in the morning. It was just that the boxing technique was amazing. What I showed you in the morning was the practice method. The one I just saw was the fighting method. The fighting method was the national martial arts. The martial arts that only killed the enemy and did not perform were the national martial arts."
"A martial art that only kills enemies but does not perform is national skills! I'm sorry, this is a good show."
"I'll give you 82 points, and the rest will be 666."
"Come on, you just want to give me a reward, I'll give it to you."
"I'm afraid of you, so I'll make money now. Brother Feng doesn't install a b, we'll still have good engine oil."
"Tell me, I'm an elementary school monk and I'm often beaten after school."
"I changed to half of my living expenses and sent it to you with a rocket, so you can just call it again."
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"Okay, it's time for us to go back. Croton is a hot laxative. The laxative rankings can be said to be the most advanced. Adults have to pull their feet weak after three or five. Now we have packed hundreds of them, which are enough to make a da elephant so hard that even his mother doesn't recognize it." Lin Feng said, "As for Tai Chi, if I can survive, I will demonstrate it to you often. Of course, in addition to this boxing, there are other boxing techniques that will also meet you."
The live broadcast room was filled with gift information. At this moment, two more bamboo cages were gaining.
Lin Feng turned his head and said to the two girls: "Let's eat first. After we go back later, I'll find some bamboo for you. You open the joints inside and grind the croton into powder. When it is struggling in the trap, you can take the opportunity to blow the croton powder into its mouth with bamboo, and then pour it with water."
"ah……"
The two women looked at each other and were a little scared, but soon they calmed down and nodded in response.
The roasted tits that the three of them ate, I have to say that with cumin, the barbecue is particularly fragrant. More than a dozen tits were eaten by the three of them. Although they were not very full, they had something to do in the afternoon. If they were too full, they would easily relax their vigilance. So Lin Feng did not add more food, but instead caught a rabbit and prepared to roast them to satisfy their hunger after the preparations were finished.
When he returned to the cave, it was already noon. Lin Feng got dozens of tree trunks as thick as calves and began to peel them up.
When he was slaughtering the tits with a dagger, he suddenly thought of the bloodletting artifact of the Triangle Army Sword, so he planned to cut the wood into the Triangle Army Sword. Of course, there should be no gaps on the pointed head. After all, it is not metal, it is just wood. If it is not sharp enough, it will not penetrate the thick outer layer of the Wild Boar King.
In addition, Lin Feng strengthened the protection of the hole. After the preparations were completed, he went to the stream to slaughter hares. Perhaps this was the last supper. Although he couldn't eat it, he was fine, and it was no mistake to be fine. At this time, he couldn't treat himself badly.
At 2:35 pm, Lin Feng placed the skeleton of the little wild boar on the trap, and then returned to the cave to wait. The three of them sat together and stared nervously outside the cave.
"Friends, maybe this is my last live broadcast. Some friends said, what if the wild boar doesn't come, what if I guess wrong, no, I can tell you firmly that it will come! I believe in my own calculations." As he said, Lin Feng said, "I hope it will come now, because at night, the sight is really bad, and wild animals have a great advantage."
Unexpectedly, as soon as this was finished, a roar sounded from not far from the cave. Zhao Liying and Zhang Junning were startled. Lin Feng twitched his lips. He glanced outside the hole, gritted his teeth, and hugged Zhao Liying and kissed her lips. The lips were separated. Zhao Liying was a little surprised and ashamed. Zhang Junning was completely stunned. Lin Feng looked serious and said, "You must not panic later. Remember, the sky fell, and I will hold it. If I can't hold it anymore, run away quickly. If you are alive, there will be hope!"
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Chapter completed!